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Detroiters
Season 2, Episode 10 — Royals
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Show:
Detroiters
Episode title:
Royals
Air date:
August 16, 2018
Top billed cast:
Sam Richardson, Tim Robinson
The future of Cramblin Duvet is in jeopardy when Sam discovers that he might be a father.
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[funky music]
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- Better Made Chips. Can you believe it?
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- Sam, we won the biggest advertising award in the city.
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Did we earn it?
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No, but we gotta ride this wave.
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- Yeah, we can't go back to pitching mom and pop
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furniture stores.
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- Yeah, and we won't.
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In the past month, we've pitched Shinola.
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- Tanked it. - Bell Tire.
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- We chunked it. - Quicken Loans.
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- Cried in the room. - Downriver Ale.
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- Yeah, we haven't heard yet, but I feel really good
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about that one. - Yeah, it was, like,
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our best pitch in months, man. [phone pings]
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It was really good. - It's a no.
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- God damn it!
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- Open on an elementary school cafeteria.
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It's lunch time, and fifth graders are doing
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what fifth graders do.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, "I'll trade you my apple
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for your carrot sticks."
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- "Oh, I'll trade you my bologna sandwich
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for your PB&J."
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Then the kids pulls out a bag of Better Made Potato Chips.
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- A silence falls over the room.
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We see the principal walking towards the boy.
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- Then cut to--we see the kid driving away
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in a brand new Cadillac.
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- As the principal eats the kid's Better Made Chips.
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- Better Made Chips: the ultimate bargaining chip.
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- [laughs] - [chuckles]
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Very nice.
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It's just not the direction we wanna go into right now.
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- [chuckles] Uh, really? A no?
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We just gave you a slam dunk pitch
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followed by a homerun tagline.
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- It was very nice. - Aw, yeah,
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but it's not the direction you wanna go in.
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You want something a little edgier.
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- Yeah, maybe something like, "Better Made Potato Chips,
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we're missing out on a good thing here."
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Or "Better Made Chips: go fuck yourself."
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- Well, very funny joke, Tim. - No.
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- Tim writes all of our jokes.
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- Damn it, we needed that one.
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