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Detroiters

Season 2, Episode 10 — Royals

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Detroiters

Episode title: Royals

Air date: August 16, 2018

Top billed cast: Sam Richardson, Tim Robinson

The future of Cramblin Duvet is in jeopardy when Sam discovers that he might be a father.

Source: TMDB

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[funky music]

funky funky-music music

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♪ ♪

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- Better Made Chips. Can you believe it?

believe chips

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- Sam, we won the biggest advertising award in the city.

advertising award biggest city

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Did we earn it?

earn

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No, but we gotta ride this wave.

ride wave

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- Yeah, we can't go back to pitching mom and pop

pitching

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furniture stores.

furniture stores

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- Yeah, and we won't.

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In the past month, we've pitched Shinola.

month past past-month pitched

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- Tanked it. - Bell Tire.

bell tanked tire

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- We chunked it. - Quicken Loans.

loans quicken quicken-loans

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- Cried in the room. - Downriver Ale.

cried downriver room

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- Yeah, we haven't heard yet, but I feel really good

heard

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about that one. - Yeah, it was, like,

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our best pitch in months, man. [phone pings]

best months phone pitch

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It was really good. - It's a no.

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- God damn it!

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- Open on an elementary school cafeteria.

cafeteria elementary elementary-school open school

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It's lunch time, and fifth graders are doing

fifth graders lunch

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what fifth graders do.

fifth graders

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, "I'll trade you my apple

apple trade

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for your carrot sticks."

carrot sticks

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- "Oh, I'll trade you my bologna sandwich

sandwich trade

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for your PB&J."

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Then the kids pulls out a bag of Better Made Potato Chips.

chips kids potato potato-chips pulls

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- A silence falls over the room.

falls room silence

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We see the principal walking towards the boy.

principal walking

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- Then cut to--we see the kid driving away

driving

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in a brand new Cadillac.

brand cadillac

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- As the principal eats the kid's Better Made Chips.

chips eats kids principal

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- Better Made Chips: the ultimate bargaining chip.

bargaining chip chips ultimate

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- [laughs] - [chuckles]

chuckles laughs

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Very nice.

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It's just not the direction we wanna go into right now.

direction

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- [chuckles] Uh, really? A no?

chuckles

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We just gave you a slam dunk pitch

dunk pitch slam slam-dunk

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followed by a homerun tagline.

followed tagline

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- It was very nice. - Aw, yeah,

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but it's not the direction you wanna go in.

direction

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You want something a little edgier.

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- Yeah, maybe something like, "Better Made Potato Chips,

chips potato potato-chips

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we're missing out on a good thing here."

missing

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Or "Better Made Chips: go fuck yourself."

chips fuck

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- Well, very funny joke, Tim. - No.

funny funny-joke joke

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- Tim writes all of our jokes.

jokes writes

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- Damn it, we needed that one.

needed

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- I know, buddy. We'll get the next one.

buddy

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- Yeah, but what if we don't get the next one?

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- Well, then we'll get the next one after that.

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[funky music]

funky funky-music music

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♪ ♪

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- Is that Angel? - Yeah.

angel

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- What up, Proper? - Sup, sup, what up?

proper

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No, hello, how are you?

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This is how I talk, so I don't need to feel--

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- Sam, I'm pregnant.

pregnant

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- Good for you. - It's yours.

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[dramatic music]

dramatic dramatic-music music

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♪ ♪

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- ♪ Next time ♪

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♪ When they ask you ♪

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♪ Where you're from ♪

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♪ You gon' say Detroit city ♪

city detroit detroit-city

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♪ When we get back on our feet, yeah ♪

feet

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♪ Yeah ♪

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- Oh, my God.

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I'm gonna be a dad.

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- All right, it's all good.

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Whatever you need, I'm here for you.

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Whatever you need.

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What do you need?

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- Okay, I'm spinning out, I think.

spinning

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It's like I've got a headache. Actually, you know what?

headache

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My stomach hurts--actually, actually, no, physically,

hurts physically stomach stomach-hurts

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I'm fine. I think this is just more of

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a mental thing, you know? - Okay.

mental

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- You know, I'm good. I'm fine.

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I should go tell my dad though. - We should for sure

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tell your dad. - [vomits, burps]

burps

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- Oh...

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You're okay, you're okay. You're okay.

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You all right?

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All right, that was a big one.

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Look at that, stinky. - I know, it just kept coming.

coming stinky

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- Hey, Tim. [chuckles]

chuckles

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Samuel, what do I owe this unexpected pleasure?

pleasure samuel unexpected

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- Dad, uh, can I talk to you in private?

private

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- Of course, of course.

course

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Darren, give this man anything he wants.

darren wants

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Darren, no alcohol. - [groans]

alcohol darren groans

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Okay, well, do you guys have Jolt?

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- No.

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- Do you have Surge? Thank you.

surge

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- How do you know it's yours?

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- Well, we're taking a test, but I didn't wear

test wear

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a prophylactic.

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- Well, then, Son, it's probably yours.

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You see, when a man has sex with a woman

woman

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and he ejaculates into her-- - No, yeah, I know.

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- So how's this gonna work? - Well, uh, the baby

baby

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will live with Angel, and I'll be there to provide

angel live provide

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whatever it needs.

needs

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- What about money?

money

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I mean, you're gonna need a steadier job.

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I mean, I know you and Tim like to have fun,

fun

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but you're gonna need a career.

career

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Son, it's time you come and work for me.

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- Dad, I have a job, all right?

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I mean, things may be a little tough right now,

tough

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but, I mean, that's the ad game.

game

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It's like a roller coaster.

coaster roller roller-coaster

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- Not here, Son.

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Royals Steakhouse is a monorail,

steakhouse

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a safe and dependable monorail.

dependable safe

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I mean, would you put a baby on a roller coaster?

baby coaster roller roller-coaster

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- Well, it depends on how tall the baby is, I guess.

baby depends tall

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♪ ♪

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- ♪ I don't understand you ♪

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- I mean, we are this close to setting up a meeting

close meeting setting

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with Dodge.

dodge

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- Great, we need to pick things up around here,

pick

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you know what I mean?

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Let's set up some meetings with some clients we have

clients meetings

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a realistic chance of landing.

chance landing realistic

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[elevator dings] - We have a realistic chance

chance dings elevator elevator-dings realistic

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of landing Dodge.

dodge landing

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- Dodge called. It's a no.

called dodge

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- God damn it!

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They don't even wanna meet with us?

meet

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- Did you go to that guy's house?

house

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- I used to live in that house.

house live used

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I just wanted to look around.

wanted

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- He sounded pretty upset.

sounded upset

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- My car broke down in front of his house.

broke front house

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I just needed to use the phone.

needed phone

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- Tim, which is it? - I saw a kid on the roof.

roof

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He was about to jump. What--

jump

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- We can't keep relying on these pipe dreams.

dreams pipe relying

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We need stability.

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I mean, would you take a baby on a roller coaster?

baby coaster roller roller-coaster

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- I mean, like, to save its life?

life save

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Yeah!

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And then you say, "At Wonderground,

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we understand the sound of music."

music sound

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- That's great, wow. Yeah.

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- Yeah, then Santa says, "I know what I'm getting everyone

santa

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this Christmas: bass guitars!"

bass christmas

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- That's good because I'm up to my hog in bass guitars.

bass

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- No, we know. That's why this commercial

commercial

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is perfect for you.

perfect

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- Yeah, it's great.

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I just need a couple days to think about it.

couple couple-days days

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Jam on it. - Sure, yep.

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Take as much time as you need. - Or, better yet,

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just say yes right now.

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- Okay, guys, I'll be in touch.

touch

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- Better yet, be in touch right now.

touch

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Just say yes. - Sam.

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- I have to think about it and jam on it a little.

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- Tim, the man has to jam on it.

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- What the hell's there to jam on?

hells

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- You have to jam on the idea.

idea

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- The idea is perfect.

idea perfect

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I mean, it's simple, it's funny,

funny simple

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and it's the only way you're gonna sell

sell

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your friggin' bass guitars.

bass friggin

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Jam session over.

session

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- You don't say when the jam session's over!

sessions

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No one does!

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It just kind of fizzles out.

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You lose the groove, and it fizzles out.

groove lose

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You know what? The answer's no.

answers

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- Sure, that's okay, that's okay.

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Come on, let's-- - No, it's not, Tim!

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- Yeah. - I'm sorry, but the jam

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session--you don't tell me when the jam session ends.

ends session

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- I know you don't. - It fizzles out.

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- It fizzles out. - People drop out one by one,

drop

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and then it's over.

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- Are you okay? - I gotta get out of here.

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[smooth music]

music smooth

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♪ ♪

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- ♪ I know you got something that you wanna say ♪

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♪ Tell it to my face... ♪

face

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- You really freaked out on Crazy Terrance.

crazy freaked terrance

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That's usually my move.

usually

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- That should've been an easy yes.

easy shouldve

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- Screw it, we'll get the next one.

screw

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I'll tell you what. Tomorrow morning,

morning tomorrow tomorrow-morning

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we'll go after Dodge, baby.

baby dodge

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- Tim, we're not gonna land Dodge.

dodge land

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Buddy, I don't think I can do this job anymore.

anymore buddy

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- Well, what are you talking about?

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We'll make it work.

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What are you gonna do? Go work for your dad?

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- I mean, it is steady work.

steady

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- You hate working for your dad.

hate working

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He controls you.

controls

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He doesn't let you fly like I do.

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- Well, you don't let me fly, Tim, all right?

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I'm my own bird. - No, I just--

bird

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that's what I'm saying.

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I'm saying we're both birds.

birds

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- I've gotta leave the company.

company

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- We're in a slump, Sam, and you're freaking out.

freaking

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It's gonna be fine. I'll take a pay cut.

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Chrissy makes good money. I'll live off that

chrissy live makes money

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for a little while.

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- Buddy, you already live off Chrissy's paycheck.

buddy live paycheck

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- I forgot I told you that. - Yeah.

forgot

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Tim, there's nothing I want more

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than to say at Cramblin Duvet, but I've gotta do this.

cramblin cramblin-duvet duvet

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For my kid.

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♪ ♪

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- All right, I understand.

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And I wish you the best of luck.

best luck wish

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And I want you to know that I'm 100% fine with this.

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- Thanks, man. - Yeah, it's all good.

thanks

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It's all-- [coughs]

coughs

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- Whoa, wow. Oh, there he goes.

whoa

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- [coughing] - There he goes.

coughing

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You got it, bud.

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- [coughing] - You good?

coughing

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You good?

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[jazz music]

jazz jazz-music music

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♪ ♪

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- ♪ I never realized that other girls ♪

girls realized

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♪ That love you want to know ♪

love

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♪ I never realized how much you need your love ♪

love realized

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♪ To keep my vow ♪

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♪ So don't grow with me and go away ♪

grow

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♪ I'll never be the same again ♪

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♪ For without you by my side, baby, it's the end ♪

baby side

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- All right, huddle up, everybody.

everybody huddle

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Huddle up, I have an announcement to make.

announcement huddle

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As you know, Sam is no longer with the company,

company longer

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and none of you can replace him,

replace

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so everybody's going to have to step it up around here

everybodys step

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to make sure that I have a good time.

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I'm bored, and I've been bored all morning.

bored morning

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Work should be fun for me. All right?

fun

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All right, cool. Back to what you were doing.

cool

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Thank you, everybody.

everybody

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I mean, I don't know.

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Tommy, yeah, like, maybe get a big ol' suit,

suit tommy

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biggest one you can find. Tons of buttons.

biggest buttons tons

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Big ol' floppy hat.

floppy

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Maybe you're clumsy and you drop stuff all the time.

clumsy drop stuff

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- Like Mr. Bean?

bean

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- Uh, yeah, but make it your own, Tommy.

tommy

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You know, maybe lose your watch in a turkey.

lose turkey watch

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- Sounds like Mr. Bean.

bean sounds

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- Yeah, but Tommy can talk, Sheila!

sheila tommy

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- What? No, Tommy, you don't

tommy

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have to do that. - Yes, he does, Lea.

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You all do!

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That's what this place is now.

place

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It's wearing big ol' suits with buttons and dropping shit!

buttons dropping suits wearing

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And if you don't like it, you can quit like Sam did,

quit

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and I'll blow my brains out!

blow brains

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Sheila, get Dodge on the phone. Thank you!

dodge phone sheila

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[slam]

slam

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[screaming] I can't do this!

screaming

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- Yeah, we sold 25 cheesecakes tonight.

sold tonight

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- Is that good? - Is 25 cheesecakes

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in one night good? - I don't know.

night

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- It's great. - Another round?

another another-round round

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- Uh, I should probably get going.

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Pretty big day tomorrow. - Yeah, me too.

tomorrow

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I'm getting really close with Dodge.

close dodge

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- Just stay away from that guy, Tim.

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This is on me. Industry discount.

discount industry

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- See you, buddy.

buddy

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- Hey, I saw your buddy left.

buddy left

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You looking for a new friend?

friend looking

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- Get out of here, man.

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- I was just trying to be nice.

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This is what I get for trying to be nice, oh, God.

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- So... - Ah.

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- What you think? - This is really nice.

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- Yeah? It's a work in progress.

progress

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I wanted to do this under the sea thing.

wanted

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My cousin said he could paint fish, but he couldn't.

cousin fish paint

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- Oh, my God, you gotta get rid of that before the baby comes.

baby baby-comes comes

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- I know, and the mermaid is even worse.

mermaid worse

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- Oh, well, I got you some things.

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Let's see, I got you some vitamins.

vitamins

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Got you a baby book, and I got you a romance novel for Mom.

baby book novel romance

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- [squeals]

squeals

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- It's "Teaching Michael Chestly,"

michael teaching

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from the Michael Chestly series.

michael series

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It's really sensual.

sensual

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- Thanks, Sam.

thanks

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You know, you are doing a lot, but you really don't have to

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do all this because we're not together, and we never will be.

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- I think we're on the same page.

page

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That was just a little too definitive for it

definitive

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not to hurt my feelings. - Thanks.

feelings hurt thanks

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- Oh!

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It's got a bush?

bush

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- He said it was historically accurate.

accurate historically

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- Huh, well, I should probably get going to work,

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but do you mind?

mind

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- Yeah? - Oh, okay.

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♪ I'll stand by you ♪

stand

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♪ I'll stand by you ♪

stand

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♪ I won't let nobody hurt you ♪

hurt nobody

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♪ I'll stand by you ♪

stand

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Yeah. Thank you.

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- You're welcome.

welcome

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[piano music]

music piano piano-music

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- Hope he's doing a good job. Billy, no jazz.

billy hope jazz

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♪ ♪

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Hey, Tim.

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- Hey, Sam.

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This is Bruce from 1-2-3 Warehouse.

bruce warehouse

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Just a new client to I've added to our portfolio.

added client portfolio

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I know he's just a small fish, but still fun to reel in.

fish fun reel

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- I'm not a small fish. - But you are, you are.

fish

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- Yeah, of course, Bruce, welcome to Royals.

bruce course welcome

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- I ate here once before.

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- Well, then, welcome back.

welcome

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- Yep, just pitching Bruce here some taglines.

bruce pitching

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You know, closing the deal.

closing deal

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You used to do that.

used

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Wanna sit in? - No, Tim, I can't.

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But you've got this.

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Bruce, you're in excellent hands.

bruce excellent hands

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Enjoy your meals, fellas. It's on me.

enjoy fellas meals

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- Oh. - Not the booze, though.

booze

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- So I was wrong, he's not gonna join us.

join

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No worries, I can do it myself.

worries

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Uh, so we see beauty shots of your wonderful appliances.

beauty shots

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A family walks through the store holding a map.

family holding store walks

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The announcer comes on, "1-2-3 Warehouse.

announcer comes warehouse

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"Where's the warehouse?

warehouse

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It's as easy as 1-2-3 Warehouse."

easy warehouse

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- It's going to seem like they're lost in the store.

lost store

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- Okay, you don't like that? Here's another one.

another

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"1-2-3 Warehouse,

warehouse

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it's as easy as A-B-C. Warehouse."

easy warehouse

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- My main competitor is A-B-C Warehouse.

competitor main warehouse

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- Uh, that's insane.

insane

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- All right, well, just take that off their check,

check

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and then give them a free dessert.

dessert free

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- Okay. - Thanks, Darren.

darren thanks

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- Hey, don't grab me! - I didn't grab you!

grab

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You looked away when I was talking to you.

looked

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I'm not gonna apologize for something that I didn't do.

apologize

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- You grabbed my shirt. - Shirt!

grabbed shirt

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So you admit that I didn't grab you!

admit grab

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- Uh, gentlemen, some wine for the table.

gentlemen table wine

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Sorry to interrupt, but how about something like

interrupt

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"1-2-3 Warehouse: you can count on us."

count warehouse

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- I love it. Because you can count

count love

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on 1-2-3. That's perfect.

perfect

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- It is. It is, perfect.

perfect

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Sam, come back. Tell me you didn't get

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a rush from that.

rush

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Clients are coming in now.

clients coming

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Way better than this guy, trust me.

trust

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- Hey. - Tim, I'm not coming back.

coming

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Look, in ten years, I'm gonna be managing

managing years

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four of these restaurants.

four restaurants

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And, hopefully, Cramblin Duvet's the biggest

biggest cramblin hopefully

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ad agency in Detroit, but, Tim, I can't gamble on hopefully.

agency detroit gamble hopefully

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'Cause in 10 years my kid's gonna be nine,

kids nine years

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and, if he's anything like me, he's gonna need braces

braces

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for his legs 'cause his dick's so big.

dicks legs

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Good luck, buddy. I love ya.

buddy love luck luck-buddy

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- Love you too.

love

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All right, okay,

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well, we can't use "you can count on us"

count

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for legal reasons, plus I refuse to do that.

legal plus reasons refuse

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But I'll come up with something just as good.

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Um, one...

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Look at me when I'm talking to you!

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[smooth music]

music smooth

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♪ ♪

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- It'll be like, "No job's too small, no job's too big.

itll jobs

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We're father and son. Give us the gig."

father

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- I don't know. It might be a little corny.

corny might

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- You run a business with your son, and I'm corny?

business corny

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You couldn't even find another grown man

another grown

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to go into business with. - Hey.

business

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- What's the story here? Is this a yes or no?

story

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I got shit to do. - I think it goes

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without saying you're not getting the job.

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- Yeah, and I think it goes without saying

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that you should get out 'cause one of you's ugly,

ugly yous

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and it runs in the family.

family runs

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- Let's go. - Bye.

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Later, dude.

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Shut the door, shut the light off.

door light

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[yells] Don't look at me!

yells

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[sighs]

sighs

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♪ ♪

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Well, that's it.

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We're shutting down.

shutting

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Sheila, call Dodge and tell them we're out.

dodge sheila

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I will continue to commute to work,

commute continue

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but my briefcase will be empty.

briefcase empty

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I will no longer pursue new clients, and I will

clients longer pursue

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do nothing to keep the ones we have,

ones

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and I ask you to do the same.

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We will keep going until the money runs out,

money runs

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then we die.

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So from now on, it's Camp Do What You Wanna.

camp

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Tommy, keep wearing the big suit, please.

suit tommy wearing

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Thank you, Tommy.

tommy

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It's very funny.

funny

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[chatter]

chatter

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[door opens]

door door-opens opens

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[chatter]

chatter

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- Hello, table for two? - Oh, it's just me.

table

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- No, I know, you're pregnant, so it's like a little joke.

joke pregnant

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'Cause like you'd be eating for two--

eating

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- Look, Sam. - It's a joke.

joke

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- There's no good way to tell you this,

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but it's not your baby.

baby

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- Excuse me?

excuse

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- Yeah, I just got the test results back.

results test test-results

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I'm sorry. I just got a little confused

confused

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with the timeline, and then, I mean, I figured it was

figured timeline

↓

probably you, and then you were so sweet,

sweet

↓

and I guess I just convinced myself that it had to be you,

convinced

↓

and it ain't.

aint

↓

- So I'm not gonna be a father.

father

↓

- Good news, right?

news

↓

- Great news, that's the last thing I wanted.

news wanted

↓

You know what I mean? Like, being a father

father

↓

is such a burden. - Right.

burden

↓

- Yeah, it'd be like, you know, you gotta look out

↓

for this little baby who looks up to you his whole life.

baby life whole whole-life

↓

[laughs] Matching baby Lions onesies.

baby laughs lions matching onesies

↓

- Yeah. - So glad I didn't buy

glad

↓

12 of those. - Who would do that?

↓

- Who would do that? - Stupid.

stupid

↓

- Just dumb.

dumb

↓

Well, whoever the real father is,

father real

↓

he's a very lucky man.

lucky

↓

- Angel, let me hold a dollar. - Okay.

angel dollar

↓

- Going across to the gas station, get some combos.

station

↓

- Okay, baby. - Sup, Playboy?

baby

↓

- Who is this? - My name is Pleasure.

name pleasure

↓

- Well, Pleasure, you're obviously very handsome.

handsome obviously pleasure

↓

Your sperm is clearly stronger than mine,

sperm stronger

↓

so congratulations. - You're right,

congratulations

↓

he does talk like Tavis Smiley.

smiley

↓

- Good. I'm glad I do.

glad

↓

- Uh, good-bye, Sam.

↓

- Bye, Angel. Take care of that baby.

angel baby care

↓

[chuckles] I wish it was mine.

chuckles wish

↓

I wish it was mine.

wish

↓

[dramatic music]

dramatic dramatic-music music

↓

♪ ♪

↓

- ♪ Good to know you ♪

↓

♪ Got to find some way ♪

↓

♪ To keep you in my arms ♪

arms

↓

♪ And to love you ♪

love

↓

♪ ♪

↓

♪ I got to feel you ♪

↓

♪ Wandering ♪

wandering

↓

♪ You ♪

↓

♪ Come on ♪

↓

[upbeat music]

music upbeat upbeat-music

↓

♪ ♪

↓

- What? What?

↓

♪ ♪

↓

Yes, yes! Yes!

↓

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

↓

Yes!

↓

- I am not the father. - You're shooting blanks.

blanks father shooting

↓

- No, it could be a lot of the different possibilities.

possibilities

↓

- Sam, you keep your phone right by your crotch.

crotch phone

↓

- No, it's not that. - You're shooting blanks.

blanks shooting

↓

- I mean, everybody keeps their phone--sometimes it's

everybody keeps phone sometimes

↓

in my back pocket, so it's not it, so.

pocket

↓

- I'm sorry, man.

↓

I think you would've been a great dad.

wouldve

↓

- Thanks, pal,

thanks

↓

- But I am so glad to have you back.

glad

↓

- Me too. You're my best friend, Tim.

best best-friend friend

↓

And in ten years, we're gonna have the biggest

biggest years

↓

ad agency in Detroit, and that's a fuckin' promise.

agency detroit fuckin promise

↓

Let's go get Dodge.

dodge

↓

- I think it's best if we just give that guy and his family

best family

↓

a little bit of space.

space

↓

- Tim, what did you do?

↓

- From the gentleman at the end of the bar.

gentleman

↓

- Congratulations.

congratulations

↓

When you were gone, me and him used to be best friends.

best best-friends friends gone used

↓

- No, we weren't. Shut up, Ramon.

↓

- Inside joke.

joke

↓

- Is that true? - No, of course not.

course

↓

- Well, he only got us one beer.

beer

↓

♪ ♪

↓

- It's annual friendship day here in Detroit.

annual detroit friendship

↓

That's why I brought my best friend, Dave,

best best-friend brought dave friend

↓

to hang out.

hang

↓

He's a slob, but I love him.

love slob

↓

- ♪ Ooh ♪ - Good night, Detroit.

detroit night

↓

♪ ♪

↓

[machinery whirring]

machinery whirring

↓

- Come on, let's go. - All right, all right.