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Season 2, Episode 7 — Lois

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Detroiters
Episode title: Lois
Air date: July 26, 2018
Top billed cast: Sam Richardson, Tim Robinson
Sam starts acting blacker in a bid to impress his new girlfriend; Tim gets roped into spending time with a widower; Chrissy has trouble hitting it off with a new coworker.
Source: TMDB
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[Nametag Alexander's "Not At All"]
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- Welcome back to Roman candle baseball World Series.
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Sam Duvet at the bat.
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They've just integrated the league.
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He's coming to us from the Roman candle baseball
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negro leagues.
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- It's a proud day for me.
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- He was not very good there,
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but he is fantastic with the whites.
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- I feel like Superman on Earth.
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I got powers here, baby.
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- Lot of folks in the stands not happy with the decision.
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[Southern accent] Get him off the field!
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This a white man's sport!
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They'll steal our women!
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- Say hello to a new day, you white pieces of shit!
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- Here comes the first pitch!
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[Roman candle fires] Strike one!
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[Roman candle fires] Strike two!
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[Roman candle fires] - Crap!
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[Roman candle fires] - Oh sh--Chrissy, spray him!
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Spray him, Chrissy, spray him off!
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- Dumbass.
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- Actually, all y'all are a bunch of dumbasses
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if you ask me. - Hey, Lois.
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- Hey, girl.
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Tim Cramblin, you still here?
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- Hey, Lois.
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- I've been working the line next to your wife
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for the last ten years, and every day I ask her
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when is she gonna dump your sorry ass?
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- What does she say? She says she's not, right?
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- [laughter] Hey, Sam.
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- Hey, Lois.
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- If you're not careful, I'm gonna have to leave my husband
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and run away with you.
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Actually, I've got 30 seconds right now.
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You want to show me what you got?
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- Oh, I'm gonna need more time than that.
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Like at least a half hour.
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[laughter]
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- Yeah, that's because he gonna have to take a dump
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before and after.
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- First of all, how do you know that?
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Second, shut up.
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- You want to make me?
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- Do I have to?
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- Don't hit her in the face, Sam.