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Season 2, Episode 6 — Mort Crim

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Detroiters
Episode title: Mort Crim
Air date: July 19, 2018
Director: Dale Stern
Top billed cast: Sam Richardson, Tim Robinson
The guys court legendary newscaster Mort Crim to be the celebrity spokesperson for one of their clients, Ned ramps up security in the building.
Source: TMDB
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Commercial idea. Ready for this?
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cook that shit or your ass gonna get sick.
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Ah, that's pretty good, Ned.
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Ah-ah-ah, this one gonna twist your drawers up.
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Ready for this? Onion rings: French fries
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with pussy holes.
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- Whoa. - Hold on, guys.
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Need you to sign in, man.
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Sir, I need you to sign in. Sir?
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Sir. Sir!
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Aren't you going to stop him?
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All I can do is three "sirs."
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He looked all right, though. Glasses...
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- Yeah, it's fine. - All right, cool.
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Christmas, right?
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Actually, Ned, we gotta go.
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We're gonna miss "Chump of the Week."
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Oh, love "Chump of the Week," man.
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You think he might do the one about my man
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who got the kangaroo in his apartment?
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No, that was last week's chump.
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They don't repeat. Come on, Tim, we gotta go.
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And now it's time for Mort Crim's
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"Chump of the Week."
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- Just in time. - Shh.
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You know who pissed me off?
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Dale Stern, the principal of Diana Lewis Elementary,
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who permanently cancelled pizza Fridays.
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Now, if pizza's not healthy,
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how come I've never seen a fat Italian?
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You, sir, are a pepperoni.
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And you are my "Chump of the Week."
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Chump.
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Good luck getting an omelet in this town
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without a pube in it.
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Yeah, yeah, more like,
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good luck trying to get a pepperoni in this town
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without a pube in it.
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How's that better?
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Good night, Detroit.
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I'm Mort Crim, and that's all the news
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from the entire world.
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Dude, well, then you date her.
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Listen, bro, she made chicken
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in front of a chicken.
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The chicken was looking at me like I was crazy.
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I'm like, fam, I don't know what to tell you.
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So, now I got the chicken in my house