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Season 1, Episode 2 — Hog Riders

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Detroiters
Episode title: Hog Riders
Air date: February 14, 2017
Director: Nick Jasenovec
Top billed cast: Sam Richardson, Tim Robinson
An adventuresome client inspires Sam and Tim to ditch the office and cruise around on their newly purchased motorcycle.
Source: TMDB
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- So then the guy comes in the store
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soaking wet, looks straight to camera
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and goes, "Um, I'd like to buy a kayak."
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- Moosehead Sports: you'll be up a creek with a paddle.
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Really, really funny.
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Do not change a freaking word, you hear me?
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- So Sebastian, when do you want to shoot this puppy?
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We can be ready by "Mondee."
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- Oh, no, no, no can do, fellas.
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I am walking out that door and I'm headed to Dubai
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for a week of sand surfing.
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- Yeah.
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- Exactly. What about it?
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See, gentlemen, I have seven stores
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that are doing what? Gangbusters.
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Now, I could worry over every little detail
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and die behind a desk from a bullet to the temple
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like my daddy did,
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but I prefer to delegate like my mommy did.
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Little piece of advice for you, fellas.
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Don't let making a living interfere with making a life.
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*
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- Fellas. I got to go.
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- Well, Sebastian, enjoy Dubai.
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- Oh, it's going to be impossible not to.
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Now it looks like you guys
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could stand a little vacation yourselves.
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I mean, look how tired Tim looks.
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- Oh, uh, that's just the shape of my face, sir.
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- No, I mean those huge black circles under your eyes.
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You look tired.
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- It's just how I look, sir, how my skull is.
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- Yeah, but your eyes, they look so sad.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Like you've lived 100 lives.
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- Okay.
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- I mean, take Sam here, for example.
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He doesn't look tired at all.
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- So one week then, or--
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- Sebastian's so cool.
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He's probably our coolest client.
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- I think he's the coolest guy I've ever met.
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Leather.
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- Mm-hmm. Came in here and completely owned our couch.
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- I know. Guy smells like a steak.
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A real good steak. - Hey, guys.
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both: 'Sup, Lea? - How you gonna--
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What's happening right now?