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Season 1, Episode 3 — Sam "The Man"

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Detroiters
Episode title: Sam "The Man"
Air date: February 21, 2017
Top billed cast: Sam Richardson, Tim Robinson
Sam accidentally becomes a prostitute, and Tim comes down with a bad case of colitis.
Source: TMDB
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- Oh, shit!
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- Ow, ow.
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- Yeah. - Okay. Oh, gosh.
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Ow, okay.
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Hi.
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- I'm Sam. - I'm Samantha.
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My friends call me Sam, so...
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- What a coincidence.
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My friends call me Samantha.
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- Oh! - So...
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- Sam. Sam!
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Tim's stomach is upset,
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and he wants you to come rub his belly.
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- He wants you.
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- Tell him to bring the Vernors. My guts are going nuts.
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- And he wants you to bring a Vernors.
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- Yeah, I heard him. - My guts are going nuts!
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- I've, uh--I've got to go.
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My friend can't poop unless I rub his belly.
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I'll be right back if you--
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- I think I'm gonna go. - Okay.
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It's probably a no-go, okay.
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- Okay. - Ooh, you're with a lady.
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- Shut up, Tim.
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- * Next time
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* When they ask you
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* Where you're from *
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* You gon' say Detroit city *
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* When we get back on our feet, yeah *
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* Yeah
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- So WebMD says I have colitis.
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Turns out when I lost all that weight,
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I thought I was getting healthier.
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I was actually getting sick.
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So now I can't have milk, ice cream, cheese.
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Can't have yogurt.
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- Dairy. - Yeah, exactly. Dairy.
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Can't have it, so Chrissy made me
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a dairy-free dinner last night.
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It was actually pretty good.
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God, I love her.
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Honestly, every day I wake up,
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I'm so thankful to have her.
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When are you gonna settle down, man?
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- Sure.
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- Excuse me!