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Season 1, Episode 4 — Devereux Wigs

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Show: Detroiters
Episode title: Devereux Wigs
Air date: February 28, 2017
Top billed cast: Sam Richardson, Tim Robinson
An old Motown legend is approached to perform a jingle for a local wig company ad that Tim and Sam are producing, which forces Tim to come to terms with his own singing skills.
Source: TMDB
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- * Ooh, Devereux
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- Devereux Wigs.
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- * Ooh, Devereux
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- Devereux Wigs.
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- * Ooh, Devereux
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- Devereux Wigs.
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We guarantee our wigs
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aren't made from hair off dead bodies.
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- * Ooh, Devereux
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* From Rhonda Devereux
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- I don't like it.
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I don't like it at all.
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- Well, let's just cut to the chase.
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Why bring up the thing about dead body hair?
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Our wigs aren't made with dead body hair.
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- Yeah, that's the whole point.
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- Advertising 101.
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Answer the question before they ask it.
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- Rhonda, the main reason people
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don't buy wigs is because
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they're afraid they're made from dead people hair.
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- But our wigs aren't made from dead people hair.
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- Yeah, I feel like we're saying the same thing here.
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- Okay, you don't like the mention of dead people hair.
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Fine. We'll look at that.
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Is there anything else?
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- Yeah, that song. Is that you two singing?
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- Guilty as charged.
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- Yeah, it is. It is. - Oh, okay, okay.
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When are you gonna bring in the real singers?
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- I'm sorry, did you say real singers?
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- Yeah, real singers.
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- Wow.
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- I mean--
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- I mean, I'm right here.
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I'm listening. I'm going, "What the ?"
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- I mean, she's like,
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"Real singers," to my face, to your face.
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- Dumb to my face, you know what I mean?
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- There is to be absolutely no mention of dead people.
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I just want a sexy lady on a sexy horse
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and a nice, sexy song...
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- I mean, that's basically what you got.
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- Not sung by you two.
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- * Next time
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* When they ask you
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* Where you're from
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* You gon' say Detroit city
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* When we get back on our feet, yeah *
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* Yeah
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- Cramblin Advertising.
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No, he went crazy.
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- Well, mama said there'd be days like this.
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- I mean, I know I put up a good front in there,
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but that "real singers" comment honestly bothered me.
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- I had a feeling. - I mean, I almost cried.
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- You should have.
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You know, as professional and calm as I seemed in there,
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I was actually a little pissed
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about that dead people hair thing.
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- Real singers. She asked for real singers.
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What does that make us, huh, fake singers?
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Hey. You can't just say it to somebody and not expect them
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to cry in the middle of a business meeting.
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- You know what we need to do right now?
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- Go down to the morgue and check the heads for hair?
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- No.
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That is a great idea, though.
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But first...
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- Up next, Tim and Sam, everybody, Tim and Sam.
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- * I know you want to leave me *
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* But I refuse to let you go
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* If I have to beg and plead for your sympathy *
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* I don't mind 'cause you mean that much to me *
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- * Ain't too proud to beg, sweet darling *
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* Please don't leave me, girl *
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both: * Don't you go
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- * Ain't to proud to plead, baby, baby *
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- * Please don't leave me, girl *
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both: * Don't you go
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- * Now, I've heard a crying man *
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* Ain't half a man - * Half a man
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- * With no sense of pride
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- * No sense of pride
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- * If I have to cry to keep you *
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* I don't mind weeping if it'll keep you *
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both: * By my side!
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- * Ain't to proud to beg, sweet darling *
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* Please don't leave me--
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- Tim and Sam, everybody!
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Give it up for Sam!
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And Tim.
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Great job, Sam.
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- Amazing job, Sam. - Thank you.
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- Hey, Timmy.
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- So, Tim, I was thinking
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about what Rhonda said,
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and I may have come up with a way
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to fix the Devereux Wigs jingle.
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- Yeah.
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So I was thinking,
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maybe instead of both of us singing the song,
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what if I just--
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- Ladies and gentlemen,
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I don't want to put him on the spot,
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but we have a legendary singer in the house tonight.
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Maybe we can get him on the stage.
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Come on, everybody, Freddie "Motown" Brown.
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Come on, everybody. Please, Freddie, just one song.
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- Listen, y'all crazy.
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Y'all crazy. Y'all crazy.
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I ain't getting paid to do this shit.
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Hit it.
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* I came home to an empty house, flowers in my hand *
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* Found my baby, she left town with another man *
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* Oh, I cried
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* Oh, I cried
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* I cried an ocean of tears
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* Yeah
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* I'm a ship lost at sea
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* And there's a storm rolling in *
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* Need my baby here with me
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- What were you saying about Devereux?
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- Oh, I was gonna say
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maybe Freddie "Motown" Brown should sing the jingle.
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- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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- But that's not what you were gonna say.
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- Yeah, it was. - No, 'cause you didn't
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even know he was here when you started talking.
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- Come on, man.
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- * Yeah, yeah
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Bam.
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I like that.
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Hi.
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Can I get a Crown Royal on the rocks
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and let me keep that little velvet bag.
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Mm-hmm.
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- You know, "Ocean of Tears"
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is my favorite song in the whole world.
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- Mine too.
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Ka-ching.
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Tim Cramblin, Cramblin Advertising.
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- And Sam Duvet, Cramblin-Duvet Advertising.
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I'm just kidding. It's just Cramblin Advertising.
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- It was my father's company. - Yeah, but he went nuts,
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and we took over.
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- He's my best friend. I'm married to his sister.
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- But she's an idiot. - Leave her alone.
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I love her.
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Sir, we represent Rhonda Devereux of Devereux Wigs.
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- We were wondering if you'd be interested in singing a jingle
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for one of their commercials. - Mm-mm.
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A commercial's just not my thing, you know.
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I don't do commercials.
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- Well, is there anything we could do
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to make you change your mind?
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- No.
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But I'll tell you what you can do.
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Give me a ride home.
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- Sure, you got it, Freddie. - Absolutely, sir.
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Where do you live?
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- Lake Orion. - Oh, wow.
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- It ain't that far!
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- No, no, no, it's our pleasure.
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- It's pretty far.
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My dad knows Diana Ross.
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- Cool.
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- Come on in, yes, sir.
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Welcome, welcome.
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- Oh, nice place, Freddie. - Yeah.
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I won this place in a card game from the Four Tops.
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That's why there's exactly four rooms.
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They were living here together like the Ninja Turtles.
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- The Ninja Turtles live in the sewer.
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- Yeah, but together.
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- Is this a real gold record, Freddie?
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- Yes, it is. Got that back in 1968
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for "Dancin' on 12th Street."
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- Cool.
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- Want to see something really cool?
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- Whoa. - Whoa.
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Yeah, baby.
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These are all the suits I wore back in my Motown days.
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Got married in that one.
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Got divorced in that one, same day.
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This one, Motown 25.
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This one, Tom Green pranked me in, made me eat goo.
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- You just don't do that to people.
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- Piece of shit.
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*
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- I know it's rude to ask but--
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- You want to put the suits on.
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- Yes, sir, very much so.
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*
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- I'll do it if Sam's doing it.
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- Keep working.
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That's it. Right on the money.
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*
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- Look at this. - Check this out.
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- You can--that's it.
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*
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- You got it good.
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*
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- This is me. Is this me?
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- Cheers to Lake Orion.
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It's not that far.
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- It was. It really was.
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- That's good.
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- Ooh, look at all those albums.
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- Yeah, that's my whole career on one wall.
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This is my first album.
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Tiny Freddie Brown. I'm 12 years old.
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If you look way back in the corner,
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that's my daddy standing there with a belt in his hand.
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This is a Christmas album called "Jingle These Bells."
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All the songs are about Santa doing the nasty.
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Yeah. Over there, look over there.
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That's my alter ego, Astro Freddie and the Aliens.
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Really, really trippy.
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Scares me to just walk by.
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Look at those eyes.
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Ugh.
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California Raisins, y'all remember that?
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- Mm-hmm. - Yeah, yeah.
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- Okay, we did a less racist version
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of that called the Milwaukee Peaches.
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Needless to say, we didn't sell a lot of those albums.
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- You know, Freddie, speaking of sales, you know,
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we'd pay you to sing the Devereux Wigs ad.
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- It ain't gonna happen, guys, not today.
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The last two ad execs came in here
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and tried to convince me to do a commercial,
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they took my civil rights anthem
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and turned it into a commercial for a damn water park.
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- * They're hosing us down
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* They're hosing us down
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- * At the Four Bears Water Park *
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I love that commercial.
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*
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Sorry. I'm sorry.
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- Well, you can't blame us for trying, right, Freddie?
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- Yeah.
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- You know, "Ocean of Tears" is the first album
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I ever bought. - And I sold him that album.
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I did very well on that deal.
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Very well.
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*
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- It really is my favorite song.
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There's really a great story
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how I came up with the idea of "Ocean of Tears,"
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and I love telling it.
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Not enough people hear it. Y'all want to hear it?
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- Absolutely. - Yes, sir.
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- Let's do it.
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Yeah.
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"Ocean of Tears."
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You see, boys, it was back in 1965.
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I'm on a double billing with Junior Walker
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and the All-Stars.
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I'm thinking to myself, just out of nowhere,
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"What...
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"if a man cried so much,
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"he cried
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and made an ocean of tears?"
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- Yeah.
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Yeah, that's what we figured.
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- You don't get it.
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I'm talking about the man cried an ocean made of--
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- Tears. - That's it.
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You got it, mm-hmm.
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- Freddie, I always listen
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to that song whenever a girl breaks my heart.
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Who's the girl that you wrote that song about?
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- You know, then I was imagining an ocean.
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You got fish. You got shark.
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You got whales.
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You got shrimp and scuba men,
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but, you know, they're not swimming in ocean water.
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No, no!
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They're swimming in an ocean of--
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- Tears, we get it.
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- Exactly. Tears.
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- Mm-hmm.
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That's the whole story behind "Ocean of Tears."
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- It's not a very good story, Freddie.
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- It's not great.
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- It's not a good story.
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- It's not a good-- It's not a good story?
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- Sorry. - Freddie, we really are sorry.
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- No, I don't want to hear it. Get out!
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I told Johnny goddamn Carson the same story.
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The man cried.
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You two ungrateful son of a bitches
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get out of Lake Orion,
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and don't you never come back.
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- That shouldn't be a problem. - Tim.
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- Asshole and asshole light.
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- I just say we go back to Rhonda
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and demand we sing the jingle.
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We always sing our own jingles.
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- Tim, there may be a way to make Rhonda happy
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without having to rerecord the jingle.
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- I don't like it,
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and you do a lot of things very well.
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- Thank you.
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- But maybe instead of both of us
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singing the jingle, we--
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- Oh, my God.
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I changed my mind.
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I'm gonna do your commercial.
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- That's great, Freddie. But why?
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- You know why, 'cause you are the first people
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to ever tell me
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my "Ocean of Tears" story sucked.
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I thought about it, and it does suck.
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- Yeah. - It really does.
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- Yeah, it does. - I think we were expecting
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a story about, like, a really bad breakup you had.
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- Which is a much better story.
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See, you guys are good.
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But I want y'all to do me a favor.
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- Yeah, sure. - Get your candy asses
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in the house and take those damn suits off.
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- Yeah, you got it. - Absolutely.
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- You got it, bud. - Get the hell in there.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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I want to get my stuff anyway, my wallet.
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- Okay, ready when you are.
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- Yeah, but kind of do it like, uh...
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* Ooh, Devereux
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- That's nice, Sam, really nice.
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- Thank you.
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- * Ooh, Devereux
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- That's great.
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Maybe put a little something extra on it,
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you know, like, like...
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* Ooh, Devereux
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- Oh, you want me to put some stank on it, huh?
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- A little bit of stank on it.
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- * Ooh, Devereux
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Mm, yeah.
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- Yeah, also maybe try one like,
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* Ooh, Devereux
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- We got it.
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- Freddie, can we buy you lunch?
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- No, but you can give me a ride home.
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- God damn it.
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I saw a car in his driveway.
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- You know what, Sam, you guys go ahead.
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I'll catch up, okay? - Yeah, all right.
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- * Ooh, Devere-- Nope.
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No.
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* Ooh, Devereux
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There we go.
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* Ooh, Devereux
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* Ooh, Devereux
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For sure if that guy sings it.
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* Ooh, Deve--
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* Oh, Dev--
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* Ooh, De--
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* Ooh, Dev--
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Damn it, I can't sing!
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- So we took out all the stuff
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about the dead body hair.
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- Coward. - Tim.
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And we replaced our voices with--
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well, let's just see if you can recognize for yourself.
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- * Ooh, Devereux
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- Devereux Wigs.
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- Oh, my God. Is that who I think it is?
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- It sure is.
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- That's actually Freddie "Motown" Brown.
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- I love him. Now, that's a real singer.
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- Oh, Jesus. - Enough!
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The problem wasn't with our singing.
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The problem was with my singing,
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so either Sam sings the ad by himself, or nobody does.
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- Tim, it's all right.
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I'm no Freddie "Motown" Brown.
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- No, Sam, you're right.
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You're not. You are twice the singer he is.
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- Jesus, Tim.
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Look, we have other copies of that, so don't worry.
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- No, we don't. I erased them all.
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Oh, really?
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You erased all the copies.
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- Yeah, I erased them, so now Sam has to sing the song.
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How'd I erase them? I went in the computer.
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I hacked into it, and I erased them all,
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just like Dr. Robot does.
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- You mean Mr. Robot.
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- Shut up, Lea!
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- Lea, read the card, please.
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- "We want to apologize for Tim's behavior.
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"We assure you, this has never happened before,
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and it will never happen again."
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- Why didn't you ever tell me I can't sing?
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- Because you love singing.
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- Yeah, but why would you sing with me
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if you knew you were better on your own?
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- Tim, we're a team.
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I mean, we do everything together.
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- Cramblin Advertising.
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Hello, Mother.
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*
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- You know what, you're right.
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We are a team.
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Tim?
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Tim!
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Where is he going?
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- Down the elevator.
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*
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- I need you to make me a sign.
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- I won't make a sign with the words
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"dick," "pussy," or "shit."
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Please print legibly.
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- Wait a minute.
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What if my name was Dick Pussy?
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- For the sake of this argument, yes, it is.
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- Okay, well, I'll make whatever sign you like, Mr. Pussy.
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- Oh, please, call me Dick.
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I'ma need two signs now...
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please.
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- Company meeting! Company meeting.
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- Everyone or just creative?
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- Everybody.
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- Yeah, all three of you. Come on.
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- Well, we can hear you from here. Just say it.
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- Yeah, why should we have to move?
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- Would you just come here, please?
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Gee.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to inform you
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that Cramblin Advertising is now closed.
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- You've destroyed everything your father built.
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- You're an idiot. - No, none of that. Shut up.
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Cramblin Advertising is now closed,
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but I'd like to invite you to the grand opening
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of Cramblin-Duvet Advertising.
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- You changed the name. Got it.
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Can I go? - Yes.
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- Am I gonna have to say all of that when I answer the phone?
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- Yes, you do, Sheila.
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- Buddy, you didn't have to do that.
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- Yeah, Sam, I did.
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Because we're a team,
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and we do everything together.
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Also, I got you this.
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- Police say there were many, many survivors.
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In business news, local store
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Devereux Wigs was shut down after it was
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discovered they were using dead people hair in their wigs.
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- I knew it!
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- We go live to consumer watchdog Tanya Stark,
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who went down to the morgue today
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to check the heads
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and found many to be missing their hair.
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both: Should've checked the heads.
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- Tanya. - Blonds, brunettes,
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redheads, all missing their hair
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thanks to a grisly connection
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with the glamorous world of Detroit wigs.
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- Tanya, I have to ask you. Are you wearing a wig?
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- Ms. Devereux, does Devereux Wigs use dead people's hair?
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- No, this is the first
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I've heard anything about dead people hair.
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- Liar!
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Ms. Devereux! Ms. Devereux!
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- Oh, she ditches the cooler. - Check the cooler.
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- Oh, you know, I think Tanya is wearing a wig.
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Oh, she's about to whup her ass.
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- Dead people hair. So great.
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Very, very funny.
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- My dad knows Diana Ross.
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- Cool.
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