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Season 3, Episode 14 — The Red Badge of Gayness

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: The Red Badge of Gayness
Air date: November 24, 1999
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Eliza Schneider
South Park's Civil War reenactment, sponsored by "Jagerminz S'More Flavored Schnapps," gets out of hand. Cartman persuades the drunken lot to defeat the northerners so that he can win a bet with Kyle and Stan that will make them his slaves for one month.
Source: TMDB
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He'll show. - He better!
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I'm also very proud to announce that this year's alcohol sponsor
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is Jagerminz S'more-Flavored Schnapps,
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the schnapps with the delightful taste of S'mores.
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Mmmm!
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Hey, it does taste like S'mores!
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Yeah and it's got quite a kick, too!
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And now to clarify how the reenactment should unfold,
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let's bring up our master historian,
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Grandpa Marvin Marsh!
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The only man old enough to have actually seen the Civil War...
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Reenactment of 1924.
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Wow, dude! Your grandpa still isn't dead?
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Dude, that's not cool.
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Good morning, gentlemen. - Cartman, what the hell are you doing?
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Yeah, you're dressed up like the South.
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Yes, this year I've decided to fight for the glorious South.
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Screw you guys...home.
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And may I say that we're going to whup your ass this time?
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You can't just come to a Civil War reenactment
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dressed up like General Lee, fat ass.
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Oh, really? I'm pretty sure I just did.
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Okay, you all know the rules.
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You must fire your blanks into the air,
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and if someone says they killed you,
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you gotta play dead.
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The South loses this battle, Cartman.
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They lose the war.
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Nuh-uh. The South is gonna win.
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No, they're not, stupid.
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Yes, we are!
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How much you want to bet?
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Now, remember, everybody,
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for a good reenactment,
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we've got to pretend down to the last detail
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that we're really in the Civil War.
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So, when the North wins,
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all of us on the Confederate side
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should act all bummed and depressed...
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How much you want to bet the South doesn't win?
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Well, this war's about slavery,
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so how about if the South wins,
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you two assholes have to be my slaves for a month?
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And if the North wins, you're our slave for a month?
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Right! - You're on!
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Then I shall bid you good morning, gentlemen,
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and see you on the battlefield.
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What a dumbass!
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