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Season 2, Episode 9 — Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass
MAC: Well, then what would you say? DENNIS: She's a quitter.
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DEE: You know what? I don't even care!
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And that proves my point. Because you don't care, you never succeed.
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Right. Failed.
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Failure implies that she actually tried to be an actor.
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Okay, I did try. It just didn't happen to work out.
#6
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It's not your fault, sweetie. You're just not pretty enough.
#7
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Oh, thank you! That's my dad, everybody! Great!
#8
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I killed three very large rats that were stuck in glue traps.
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- Good work. - No, no, that's not good.
#10
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I am done with rat detail. That's by far the worst job in the bar!
#11
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- That's why we call "Charlie work." - No, dude. Not Charlie work.
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There's an emotional toll that comes out of this. You kill one of...
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- Are you kidding me? - What? What?
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You're blowing smoke directly in my face when I'm trying to talk to you.
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What is he talking about?
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If you want to smoke, you should have to take it outside.
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- That's it. I'm done with this. - It's a bar.
#18
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- Yeah. It's a bar, dude. - Charlie, I think you're right.
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- We should ban smoking in here. - What are you talking about?
#20
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- That's completely ridiculous. - How is that ridiculous?
#21
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There are smoking bans in a lot of states now.
#22
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Uh, yes. And it's completely un-American.
#23
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If you don't like smoke, then don't come into the bar.
#24
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I work in this bar. I work here.
#25
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But that's because you have the freedom to choose to work here.
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Smoking bans, they don't protect freedom.
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- They strip 'em away from smokers. - Look, I didn't go to Vietnam
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just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me.
#29
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You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop!
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And a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!
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- God! You're out of your mind. - Look, look.
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The point is that if Charlie took any time to study in school
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he would recognize that the Constitution protects my freedom
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to blow smoke all over his face. - You gotta be...
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You don't know shit about the Constitution, man.
#36
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He knows more than you two un-American freedom haters.
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- Thank you. - Charlie, we hate freedom. Hate it.
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- Hate it. - I'm un-American?
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You're practically a Vietcong.
#40
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Oh, is that right? Okay, you wanna talk America?
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You wanna learn something about America?
#42
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- Dee, let's roll out of here. - Where are we going?
#43
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We're gonna go America all over their asses!
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MAN (over megaphone): It is time for the truth!
#45
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Five million people will die this year of smoking-related illnesses!
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These body bags, these represent the number of people...
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that will die in this city alone today!
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It doesn't have to be this way! Let's make smoking history!
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(applause) Yeah!
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Yeah!
#51
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- Yeah! Yeah, man! - Yeah.
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U.S.A., baby! Whoo!
#53
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- That's what America's all about! - Yeah.
#54
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- Right here! This is the U.S. A! - Oh, my God!
#55
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That guy really knew how to pull an audience.
#56
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I tell you what. Let's get in on this.
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- Hey, bro. Great job out there. - Oh, thanks.
#58
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You really... You had me like hook, line and sinker with that...
#59
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It was awesome, dude. It was awesome. I want in on the cause.
#60
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Oh, okay. Just go to the Web site and you can check out...
#61
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I don't want to do that. I wanna be on the front lines like you, bro.
#62
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- To join the team or something. - Naw, it's really complicated.
#63
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There's a lot of red tape. You really can't...
#64
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Uh, excuse me, sir.
#65
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But just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
#66
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Oh, dude. This is just an acting gig.
#67
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Like, I'm not really part of any cause.
#68
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- Oh, you're an actor? - Mm-hmm.
#69
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- Oh. But not a real one? - What is that supposed to mean?
#70
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No, just... I mean, you're on the sidewalk.
#71
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Right. You know what you're talking about. How old are you? Like, 40?
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I live in New York, okay?
#73
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Street theater is the only organized artistic expression that we have...
#74
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What a crock of shit, man! You're living a lie, bro!
#75
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- Dude, relax. - Oh, relax? Oh, I'm gonna...
#76
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Gonna throw with me? Little actor boy, wanna throw with a patriot?
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- Back off! Back off! - I'm not 40.
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- I don't need this. - Get in your van and go, okay?
#79
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'Cause I'll throw down! I'll throw down any day of the week!
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Get in your little van and drive out of my face! Okay?
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Before I go America all over your ass!
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You know what? Screw Dee and Charlie.
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I'm sick of people telling us what we can and can't do
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with our own bar, you know? What happened to this country?
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Why can't we stay open past 2:00 a. M?
#86
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Yes! And why can't we sell booze before noon on Sunday?
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These puritanical restrictions are killing this country.
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This is why people flock to places like Las Vegas
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and New Orleans and spring break.
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Because they're free to go wild. The girls go wild.
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The girls in Philly need a place to go wild.
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Right. New Orleans was washed away in that terrible storm.
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We need to open up Paddy's as a haven for freedom.
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A replacement for the tragic loss of New Orleans.
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- We should have gambling too. - And we should have gambling too.
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- Sure. - I'm gonna get the ball rolling.
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Okay, great.
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We will open up Paddy's as the most American bar in all of America!
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- A place with absolute freedom! - With no gambling restrictions.
#100
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Sure, whatever. Listen. We should head down to sorority houses, right?
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Spread the word, you know? Hand out some leaflets or something.
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- We should go to the library. - The library? Why?
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'Cause at sorority houses you're only gonna find tramps and whores.
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- Those girls are already wild. - Perfect!
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No, no. Mac, you're not listening to me.
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We don't want wild girls.
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We want real girls going wild.
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It's important to see the transition.
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You want to watch the process.
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Dee, what the hell is the point of this stretching?
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Charlie, if we're gonna put on our own demonstration...
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then your body needs to be in tip-top shape out there.
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My body is in tip-top shape.
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Maybe for a small, fat person, but not for an actor.
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- Fat person? - A chunky... chunky...
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- Chunky? Where're you getting that? - A husky person.
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Since when? Oh!
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- Really? - All right, forget it.
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- I'm not an actor anyway. - I know.
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Yeah. Well, then I'm a protestor, right? I'm a patriot. Give me that.
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- Okay. - That's my bag.
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What I need from you is for you to feed me some lines.
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- I can feed you lines. - And then I'll go from there.
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- I just don't need all the... - I can take over.
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- What do you want me to do? - Focus on finding your breath.
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- What? - Where is your breath?
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- In my mouth? - No, it starts in your chest.
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- Got to focus on your diaphragm. - What the hell's a diaphragm?
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- Here. Putting your diaphragm... - No. The diaphragm is a...
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- No. Really? That's all you know? - It blocks the babies out.
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Okay, yeah. That's what... How'd you make it this far in life?
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This is ridiculous. Let's just get out there. Let's speak the truth.
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Let's kick a little ass America style. We'll get all up in it!
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I'm trying to protect you. I don't want you freezing up outt here.
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- What? Freezing up? - Yeah.
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All those people staring at you and judging you...
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and-and-and-and not liking the stuff and talking about you.
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- Are you serious? - Yes. Your body could betray you...
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... in any number of ways... - Like how?
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You know, one of... Locking up and maybe throwing up and stuff.
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- Really? - You want to find your breath?
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- Yeah. - Yeah.
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It's in my mouth.
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TOGETHER: One, two, three!
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- Hey! - Oh, my God!
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- You girls have gone wild! - You went wild!
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- You're wild! Way to go! - You girls went wild!
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Nice. This is what it was like to have a bar in New Orleans, bro.
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Oh, man! New Orleans really had their shit figured out!
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They totally had their shit figured out.
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- Except for the levees. - Right. Except for the levees.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and the evacuation plan.
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- Hey, oh! - Oh! You've gone wild!
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- You've gone wild! - You've gone wild! You went wild!
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- This is what America's all about! - This is America!
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- We have set up an American utopia! - Yeah!
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That could be a bit of a problem back there though.
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(indistinct chatter)
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MAC: Yeah, that could get weird. - Yeah, it's really smoky.
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I didn't want to say it because of the spirit of this whole thing.
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But I think you're right. It's a little much.
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These fellows don't mess around.
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This is high-stakes shit. Think you can get one of these white broads
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to come over and do a table dance for Alan and the boys?
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No table dances, okay? That's what we were worried about.
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If you can keep those guys as far jammed into that corner as possible.
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- Push 'em into the corner. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Segregation!
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That's segregation! That's not what this is all about.
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America is a melting pot.
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It might be good to set up some boundaries.
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Boundaries?
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Sounds like it's coming right out of Stalin's mouth.
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Stalin's mouth? That is not what we'retalking about.
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I don't know who Stalin is. Who the hell is Stalin?
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- How do you not know? - Just keep them under control.
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You betcha. Oh, here.
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They want you to play this Vietnamese music.
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They don't like what's playing here.
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Okay, listen. Compromise. Tonight we keep things the way they are.
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Tomorrow night, we'll play this shit.
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Good. I gotta get back there now because Alan
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s just about to bet his wife's glass eye in the next hand.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to speak the truth.
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We're not gonna spout a bunch of words that are facts,
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like some big jerk from New York who thinks he's great.
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We're gonna show you a dramatic interpretation. (clears throat)
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Hello, young man. I'm a bigwig from Big Tobacco.
#188
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I work over here at T.J. Boris. Can I offer you a cigarette?
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(retches)
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Goddamn it, Charlie!
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(Vietnamese music playing) (chattering)
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Let's try and look at the bright side here.
#193
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This music sounds like whales raping each other.
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It does. It does indeed. But the T-shirts are working.
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Isn't that amazing?
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You ask to see a woman's breasts on the street, you get slapped.
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You give her a free T-shirt and videotape it,
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and the clothes come right off. - I love this country. Hey, yo!
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- Hey, sweetie. You want a T-shirt? - Okay.
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BOTH: All right.
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- What? Why'd you stop? - What's wrong?
#202
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- What's wrong? - What happened?
#203
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- Whoa! Come on, pal! - Dude.
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- What are you doing? - You're blowing up our spot!
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- You're just standing there? - Take a walk!
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- It's time we set up some rules. - We can't do that. No rules.
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Your father is killing our freedom!
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- I know! I know! - Hey, you still want that T-shirt?
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- Yeah. - Yeah? All right.
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- Okay, any time you're ready. - Okay.
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- Oh, what? What's wrong now? - Ruined again!
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- Whoa! Jesus! - Hey, man.
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- I thought you guys were in jail. - Parole.
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We heard you guys have a, uh, "anything goes" type situation here.
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Can we get a couple glasses of milk?
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- What? No. You can't have milk. - No. You can't have milk.
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- Come on, man. - You know what? Get out of here.
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Could you guys go over there for a second? We gotta talk for a second.
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- What are we gonna do? - I did not see this coming.
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We cannot have the McPoyle brothers in here creeping everybody out.
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What if Charlie comes in here? He sent them to jail.
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- They may be planning to stab him. - They bang each other, Dennis.
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And they bang each other. They bang each other's...
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All right, let's set up a couple rules. We'll set up a couple rules.
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Okay, guys, you can stay. But none of your weird shit.
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I don't follow.
#227
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All right, listen. We've heard some things about you two.
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I'm not gonna get into the specifics.
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We just don't want it in the bar, okay?
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It's a free country, bitch.
#231
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We may have a problem on our hands, dude.
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Do we have any sharp knives?
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- What? - These guys are maniacs.
#234
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They wanna start bettin' fingers.
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- Fingers? - What are you talking about?
#236
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If Alan loses this hand, he's gonna start chopping off his fingers.
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- I've never seen anything like it! - This has gone way too far!
#238
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This is getting ridiculous. Your friends, they gotta go!
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- Bullshit! - You are killing our freedom, man!
#240
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This is what freedom's all about. I'm living on the edge.
#241
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Okay, we're gonna find a compromise here, all right?
#242
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Uh, we'll take the bar and you can have the basement!
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- Yes! - Want to put me in the basement?
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- You can do whatever you want! - Anything goes in the basement!
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- If I go, I can do anything I want? - Anything you want!
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- No holds barred? No limits? - No limits!
#247
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- None. - Right. I'll take the basement.
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- Great. - And now, if you don't mind,
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I'll take those knives. - All right. Get the knives.
#250
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Yeah. And use 'em.
#251
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- What the hell happened in here? - Looks like "Jonestown".
#252
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- Oh, look who it is! - Come to join the party, huh?
#253
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- No. We came back to work. - Oh, have you?
#254
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- I guess the strike's over, Mac. - The workers have returned.
#255
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Uh, I wasn't on strike, okay? I still need to make a living.
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What been going on in here? And where is that music coming from?
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From the basement. Frank and the boys have been rocking all night.
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- Doing what? - Have no idea. But I bet it's fun.
#259
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We've had a line of 50 people outside every night.
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Yep. See, our bar is about fun and freedom.
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I don't know if you guys have ever heard of that. Freedom?
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Stick around, bitches. You might learn something
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about the good old U.S. Of "A".
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Hey, Charles.
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- Holy shit! - How's it hanging?
#266
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What? No! What? No! What are these guys doing here?
#267
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- Charlie, settle. - Yeah, man. Chillax. We're cool.
#268
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Bump it.
#269
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I'm not gonna bump your... Please go.
#270
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Please walk away. Please walk away from me.
#271
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Walk away.
#272
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- How could you do this to me? - We don't want them in here either.
#273
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But freedom has a price.
#274
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The McPoyles are probably gonna stab me.
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If freedom has its price... I can't believe you guys! You know what?
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Let me kick down a thing to you
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that our founding fathers kicked down to me. "Don't tread on me".
#278
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And right now you guys are treading all over me!
#279
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- Dee, let's roll. - I don't want to go with you.
#280
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- What? - Mm-mmm.
#281
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- You're my actor. I need you. - But you're so bad at protesting.
#282
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- Come on, Dee. You're my actor. - I don't want to go.
#283
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- Now you're treading on me! - I'm not treading on you.
#284
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Yeah, you are. You're treading on me. And you're not supposed to!
#285
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- I don't want to go. - Is everyone gonna tread on me?
#286
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Oh, my God. Okay. Okay.
#287
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#I'm gonna rise up I'm gonna kick a little ass
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#Gonna kick some ass In the USA
#289
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#Gonna climb a mountain Gonna sew a flag
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#Gonna fly on an eagle
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#I'm gonna kick some butt I'm gonna drive a big truck
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#I'm gonna rule this world I'm gonna kick some ass
#293
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#I'm gonna rise up I'm gonna kick a little ass
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#Rock, flag and eagle#
#295
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(door opens, closes) So you're still trying to be an actor then?
#296
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- Shut your mouth, Dennis. - So now I can call her a failure.
#297
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- I am not a failure. - What is it that you call it
#298
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when somebody tries to do something but doesn't succeed?
#299
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- That would, in fact, be a failure. - Dee's a failure.
#300
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Okay. You want to see some acting? You want to see some acting?
#301
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Guess what. I am gonna act the shit out of somebody's ass.
#302
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So here's the thing, Artemis. I know last time we saw each other
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things got kind of awkward when you licked my brother's face.
#304
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But I need some help from an actor
#305
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'cause I've been doing this gig with my friend Charlie,
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and he is really bringing me down.
#307
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- Oh. Not everyone has the gift. - Hmm.
#308
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Want to smoke some hash?
#309
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No. Thank you. So can you help me here?
#310
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- What's the venue? - The sidewalk.
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- I don't do sidewalks. - Okay. See, that's what I thought.
#312
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But then I realized if you think about it street performing,
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t's the last true form of organic artistic expression.
#314
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- Is that so? - Yes.
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I think you and I need to get out there.
#316
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We need to prove to the world that we still got it.
#317
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Sweet, Sweet Dee...
#318
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... it's not something you can lose, okay?
#319
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Right. So let's go show the world.
#320
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Is there any nudity involved?
#321
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- No. - Can there be?
#322
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No.
#323
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I'll do it anyway.
#324
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(indistinct chatter)
#325
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I don't understand this.
#326
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McPoyles. McPoyles everywhere, dude.
#327
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Girls don't want to go wild in this environment, not even for T-shirts!
#328
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Hey, man. My sister wants to ask you something.
#329
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- What? - She's mute, dude.
#330
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Mute? Okay, what?
#331
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She wants to show you her boobies.
#332
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- What? No! No! No! - No. No.
#333
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Trust me. They're top-notch.
#334
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- Goddamn it! Goddamn it! - That is disgusting!
#335
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- What is wrong with you people? - That's your sister!
#336
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Hey, man. There's nothing wrong with us. We're just expressing ourselves.
#337
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Society has the problem.
#338
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Where do you keep your Pledge?
#339
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- Get out of here. - Get the hell out of here.
#340
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- Go with your brother and sister. - Take a walk.
#341
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Dee, thank you so much for this acting opportunity.
#342
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I can tell it is going to be a glorious performance.
#343
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Those guys are full of shit, Artemis. There's not 50 people here.
#344
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- Focus, Dee, focus! - That's the reason why we're here.
#345
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Those guys said there would be a big crowd.
#346
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- We'll draw them in. - All right.
#347
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please gather around.
#348
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You're about to see an original street performance.
#349
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Take yourselves to the foggy streets of London.
#350
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The year is 1888.
#351
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There's a killer on the loose. His name, Jack the Ripper.
#352
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Two women walking alone home from a holiday cotillion.
#353
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(clears throat) - I say... - Get out of here! Get out of here!
#354
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If you come to this bar, you're gonna get cancer and die!
#355
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- What are you doing? - We're protesting the bar!
#356
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Attica! Attica!
#357
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Attica, man! Attica, man!
#358
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- Attica, man! Attica! - What are you doing?
#359
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- Whoa! Man! What are you doing? - Tying off.
#360
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No! No! No! Go tie off somewhere else!
#361
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- Thought we could do what we want. - Give me the hose.
#362
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Give me the little rubber hose. Whoa, he's got a knife!
#363
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Okay, great. He's got a knife. Of course he does! Why not?
#364
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You know what? Keep the little rubber hose! Good luck with that.
#365
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Good life decision, man.
#366
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Mac, I think we gave people too much freedom.
#367
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Yeah, you're right, man. I'll call the cops.
#368
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No, no, no, no, no. We can't call the cops. That's admitting failure.
#369
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Dennis, we gave people too much freedom. That's the problem!
#370
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- All they do is exploit it! - It's becomes anarchy.
#371
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That is not what America is all about. America is... Oh, my God!
#372
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Yeah.
#373
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Come on, Dee! Don't quit! Come on. We just rocked out there, Dee!
#374
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- Oh, we did? Yeah, we did. - Don't be a quitter. Okay?
#375
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I don't care. I don't want to act anymore. I quit. I want to drink.
#376
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That's what I would like to do for the rest of my life. Leave me alone.
#377
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Can you imagine an America where everyone just gives up?
#378
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- I don't care. - Okay, great. Let's just give up!
#379
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- All right, Charlie. - Hi. How you doing?
#380
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Have you come to gloat and shove it in my face?
#381
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No, it's okay. You can. You know why?
#382
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I give up. I'm living in give-up America now.
#383
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- Will you shut up? - Look! I'm gonna be a smoker too.
#384
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- You don't have to smoke, Charlie. - No, we can. You know why?
#385
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'Cause we give up. We live in give-up America.
#386
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We're living in America... Hey, Ryan. How are you doing?
#387
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Look, man, I'm sorry to interrupt you, ut if you're not too busy
#388
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showering in your brother's urine or plotting your revenge against me,
#389
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you mind lighting my cigarette?
#390
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Thanks, bro. Hey, Liam. I'm sorry I sent you to jail, man.
#391
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But any time you wanna stab me, it'd be really great for me.
#392
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- That's what you get, Charlie! - Get the hell out of here!
#393
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- You get fork stabbed! BOTH: Get out!
#394
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- Fork stabbed! - Get out!
#395
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And don't try to mess with us 'cause now we're even!
#396
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- Get out of here! - Nobody messes with the McPoyles!
#397
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Oh, you had to make a scene, Charlie!
#398
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You had to run your mouth in front of psychopaths, didn't you?
#399
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- I just got stabbed with a fork! - Whose fault is, Captain America?
#400
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- Way to go! - It's Dee's fault
#401
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for quitting on me. DENNIS: Oh, it's Dee's fault!
#402
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How is it... Maybe it's your fault for being horrible at everything!
#403
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Here we go with this again.
#404
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Everybody pass the buck, the blame!
#405
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Dennis, we have to admit, it's over. It's done.
#406
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We gotta get all of these assholes out of here right now.
#407
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Dee, you get everybody out of the bar.
#408
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Charlie, you're a disappointment.
#409
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Come on. Let's go get everybody out of the basement.
#410
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God only knows what's going on down there. (sighs)
#411
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(men shouting)
#412
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(shouting in Vietnamese)
#413
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(gun chamber spinning)
#414
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(speaking Vietnamese)
#415
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(cocks gun)
#416
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(gunshot)
#417
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(body thuds)
#418
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(men shouting) (sighs)
#419
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I'll call the cops.
#420
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Frank!
#421
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