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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 2, Episode 10 — Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad

Hey-o! What is up, bitches?

#1

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I'm trying to revamp my MySpace page, but Dennis keeps criticizing

#2

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every move that I make. - What is that?

#3

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What in the hell is a MySpace page?

#4

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- It's, like, that friends forum. - These things are awesome.

#5

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You create a profile, put your picture on...

#6

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... other people send you pictures and want to be your friend.

#7

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So that's the saddest thing I've ever heard. You guys are losers.

#8

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How are we losers, dude?

#9

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Well, maybe it boils down to this, smart guy. Computers are for losers.

#10

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You're drinking a beer at 8:00 in the morning.

#11

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- Whatever, dude. Irrelevant. - Holy shit!

#12

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This guy's been trying to contact me for, like, two weeks now

#13

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and I've just been blowing him off.

#14

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- But he's saying that he's our dad. - Awesome. Crazy person.

#15

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- Let me see. - No. Not awesome.

#16

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Because look at the pictures he's sending.

#17

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- Oh! Oh, look at that! - See?

#18

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That's your mom, dude! There's, like...

#19

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There's, like, a ton of pictures of this guy and your mom.

#20

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Oh, you know what? He does kind of look like you, Dennis.

#21

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Don't jump to any conclusions here.

#22

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This is bullshit! You guys have two dads, and I don't even have one.

#23

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Yeah! That is bullshit! We don't even have one.

#24

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What are you talking about? You have a father.

#25

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But he's in prison. He's been there my whole life. It doesn't count.

#26

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That does count! I never met my father!

#27

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Take it easy, all right? This guy's not our dad.

#28

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I don't know. This is really freaking me out.

#29

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Look, Dee, this guy can't be our dad. That's ridiculous.

#30

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Is it? Is it any more ridiculous than our dad having brown eyes...

#31

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black hair and being 4'10"?

#32

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This is really a nice place.

#33

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It's about time you kids show me some respect.

#34

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It doesn't really have anything to do with respect.

#35

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We wanted to take you to a fancy place so you would behave yourself.

#36

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- Yeah, yeah. - We need to talk to you, Dad.

#37

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- Shoot. - It's kind of disturbing.

#38

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You two aren't banging, are you?

#39

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- What? - No! What are you talking about?

#40

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- That's disgusting. - Yeah. Yeah, it is.

#41

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Stay away from that kind of thing. No good can come of it. Trust me.

#42

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- That's not what we're here for. - It better not be

#43

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because I don't want no... (grunts) grandkids.

#44

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- I am not banging my sister. - Jesus Christ!

#45

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- What have I walked into here? - Oh, my God.

#46

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You two aren't having sex together?

#47

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- No, we're not having sex together. - What the hell is she doing here?

#48

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Sit down, please, Mom. Sit.

#49

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I am not getting pulled into any sort of perverted sex talk.

#50

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- It's not perverted. - Banging your sister is perverted.

#51

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I am not banging my sister!

#52

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- God! Can you just sit, please? - Please sit in the chair.

#53

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- Frank. - Barbara.

#54

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Your turkey neck is exceptionally attractive this evening.

#55

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- You have turned into a retarded. - You're a retard.

#56

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Can we use some adult language, just for a couple minutes?

#57

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Let's get to it. There's this guy Bruce who contacted Dee on MySpace

#58

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and he's claiming to be our biological father.

#59

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We just wanted to ask the question and just get it out of the way.

#60

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Is there a chance that that could be possible?

#61

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- No. - Yes.

#62

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- What? - Well, Bruce who? Bruce Mathis?

#63

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- Yeah. - Then, yes.

#64

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There's a chance this guy could be our father?

#65

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- No. Yes, he is your father. - What are you talking about?

#66

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Do we really have to get into all of this?

#67

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- My God! Yes. - Yes, we really have to.

#68

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Everybody settle down. It's not the end of the world.

#69

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A long time ago, I met Bruce and we had this little affair,

#70

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or whatever you want to call it.

#71

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Long story short, he got me pregnant and I had to make a decision.

#72

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Seeing as he had no money, I decided that the best thing for everyone

#73

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was if I didn't tell Bruce

#74

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and let your father think that the twins were his. End of story.

#75

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- End of story? - How could you do that?

#76

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Oh, I'm sorry. Would you rather I had them aborted?

#77

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Children, would you like to have been aborted?

#78

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I can't believe this. I just can't believe this!

#79

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- Okay, Dad. Keep your voice down. - You whore!

#80

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- Keep it down, okay? - Please don't make a scene.

#81

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- Don't make a scene. - Sit back down.

#82

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Oh, no! I'm not gonna make a scene! I was just told, excuse me,

#83

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that my horrible, whore wife,

#84

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has tricked me into raising two bastards...

#85

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... for 30 years, and I'm being asked to not make a scene!

#86

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Whoa! Oh, excuse me? Oh, did you bang my wife? Huh?

#87

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Did you bang my whore wife? Anybody here have any illegitimate children

#88

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with my whore wife that I should know about?

#89

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- Jesus, Frank! - Jesus! Jesus, Frank!

#90

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Jesus, Frank! Jesus, Frank! Jesus, Frank!

#91

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Jes... Oh! Jesus, Frank! My life is a lie! My life is a lie!

#92

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Somebody's got to get stabbed! Somebody's got to get sta...

#93

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- No... - Sta... Sta...

#94

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(people gasp)

#95

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Let's get out of here.

#96

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So, Dad. Kind of a funny story.

#97

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Turns out my friends got some weird news the other day

#98

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about their biological father...

#99

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And it got me to thinking, about maybe reconnecting with mine.

#100

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Uh-huh.

#101

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And, you know, Charlie never had a father.

#102

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And, uh, I thought that maybe the three of us...

#103

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... could all become, like... like, friends or something.

#104

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Really? Okay. I'll tell you what. Maybe I got something for you.

#105

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- It's a father-son type of thing? - Yeah.

#106

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I got a business I been running in here the last couple of years.

#107

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I was thinking of expanding. I'm gonna need people on the outside.

#108

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Some really badass, tough guys.

#109

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- Like where you're going with this. - Think you came to the right place.

#110

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What do you guys know about...

#111

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... smuggling heroin through your anus?

#112

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You definitely look good. That's not what I'm saying.

#113

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I just think you need to tuck it in in the back.

#114

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- In the back? - Yeah.

#115

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You button the top button and then they tuck it in in the back.

#116

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- It is tucked in the back. - Is it?

#117

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- Is it bunchy? - It's not bunchy.

#118

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- Let me see. That's exactly it. - How do I look?

#119

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- That's gonna impress your dad. - It is gonna impress my dad.

#120

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You piece of shit! You no-good piece of shit!

#121

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Whoa, whoa, Frank! What's going on in here? What happened?

#122

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- I had a minor stroke. No big deal. - What's with the gun, dude?

#123

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I'm trying to find the son of a bitch who fathered my children.

#124

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- What? By doing MySpace? - I did everything they said to do.

#125

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I put a picture, a profile.

#126

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And won't tell me where the bastard lives.

#127

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- Did you send him a friend request? - I don't want to be his friend.

#128

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I want to shoot him in the face. Can you help me?

#129

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- No. You... - Yes, absolutely. But no killing.

#130

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- Needs to be killed. - Doesn't need to be killed.

#131

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He could take a good ass whupping. And we're down with that.

#132

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- Are you crazy? - No, dude!

#133

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- Give us one second here. - Charlie.

#134

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This is our opportunity to prove to people that we are to be respected.

#135

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No one is more respected than dudes in prison, right?

#136

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- Yeah. - And what are dudes in prison?

#137

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- Hard? - Right. Is our chance to get hard.

#138

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Okay. I just don't know if this is the best way to get hard.

#139

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Of course it is. This is totally hard.

#140

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- You want to get hard, don't you? - I want to get hard.

#141

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I want to get very, very hard.

#142

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Do you want to shove heroin into your ass?

#143

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I don't want to shove anything in my ass.

#144

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This is the perfect opportunity to prove how hard we are

#145

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and not shove anything into our asses!

#146

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What in God's name are you two talking about?

#147

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- Frank, we're in. - Great.

#148

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Oh, God! This is so weird. I'm really nervous.

#149

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I really hope he's not an asshole.

#150

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I don't think I can handle two asshole dads.

#151

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Are these my beautiful children?

#152

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I can't believe what a miracle this is after all these years.

#153

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Oops.

#154

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You know, I loved your mother more than I can say.

#155

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And I'm sure she had her reasons, but she never told me.

#156

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Yeah. Well, this whole thing is very strange for all of us.

#157

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- We've got a lot to catch up on. - Yeah. Tell us about yourself.

#158

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- Yeah. - Where to begin, uh...

#159

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I met your mom here in, uh... in Philadelphia.

#160

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It was just before I shipped off to Alaska with Greenpeace.

#161

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I do a lot of environmental work and work with kids.

#162

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And we were in Alaska. And then we went to Africa, to the Sudan.

#163

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We... Here.

#164

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This... This is my adopted family.

#165

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- Oh. - You adopted them?

#166

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- Yup. In fact, um... - Huh.

#167

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Hello. Those are your brothers and sisters.

#168

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Your family just got a little bigger today.

#169

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- It sure... It sure did. - You want to know their names?

#170

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No. We'll do that later. Because it's... it's hard to remember.

#171

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- Okay, thank you very much. - Anything here is yours.

#172

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Anything in my life is yours.

#173

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- These are cool speakers. - Yep. They're yours. Take 'em.

#174

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- No, no. I was kidding. - It was just a joke, I think.

#175

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But if you want them, just... Uh... Africa.

#176

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- Yes. Yes, Africa. - Right? Sudan.

#177

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I went from the Sudan... I was in Darfur.

#178

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We had a water-purification program there.

#179

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So much work to be done there.

#180

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And then I... I spent a little time in Afghanistan.

#181

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We were doing a literacy program for women

#182

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who were resisting the Taliban.

#183

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Well, for better or worse, I came back here a couple of years ago.

#184

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And I think it was for better, 'cause I'm doing this work,

#185

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starting some programs for Sacred Cross Hospital,

#186

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which I think is very promising. And... My story is boring. I...

#187

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What about you? What are your passions?

#188

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You know, what are you doing with your lives?

#189

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There's been a lot of...

#190

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- Oh, so many things we do. - Phases.

#191

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- Oh, God. Where do you begin? - Yeah.

#192

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- Something like... - I know. I know. It's...

#193

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- A lot of different... - Chapters.

#194

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- Kinds of... kinds of things. - I want to hear anyth...

#195

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- Just tell me chapter one. - A lot of this kind of stuff.

#196

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- Yeah. - These guys.

#197

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- A lot of... - These guys are important to us.

#198

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I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

#199

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Son of a piece of shit!

#200

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Hey, you gotta relax there, Frank.

#201

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Seriously, bro. You're gonna have another stroke.

#202

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He won't make me his friend.

#203

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How am I gonna find him if he won't make me his friend?

#204

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- Be patient. It's a process. - Yeah, bro. Come on.

#205

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It's been days. I got no friends.

#206

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- Stop. You have friends. - I got you. I got this guy Tom.

#207

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And that crazy woman who claims we had a one-night stand 30 years ago.

#208

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Tom doesn't really count though. He kind of, like, comes with it.

#209

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Screw this! I'm gonna just follow Dennis and Dee around.

#210

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Sooner or later, they're gonna bump into this bastard.

#211

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We're gonna jump him and beat him over the head with a baseball bat!

#212

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Frank, come on. They're gonna see that coming a mile away.

#213

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Man, we need to be more devious, more cunning!

#214

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- Uh, that's not very hard. - That's some weak ass-buster shit.

#215

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This bastard destroyed my lineage. He must be smashed.

#216

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We're gonna smash him good, friend. We know people.

#217

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Look, Frank, uh, we know a guy on the inside we can talk to.

#218

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He might be willing to help us out with the situation here.

#219

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You guys are fast. I'm proud of you.

#220

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- Thanks, Dad. - Now, here's how it's gonna work.

#221

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I'll have a guy meet you in the bathroom in about 10 minutes.

#222

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Now he doesn't mind sifting through the feces, so don't hold back.

#223

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Uh, yeah, here's the thing about that, Dad.

#224

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We don't have anything in our butts.

#225

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No. We don't have anything in our butts. We're working on that.

#226

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- But we're still hard. - Should see how hard we're getting.

#227

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Oh, we are getting so hard. It's, like... Whew!

#228

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We actually came by 'cause we need your help.

#229

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Let me get this straight.

#230

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You come to me empty-handed and you want my help?

#231

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Yeah. And, look, we are really, really sorry about that, Dad.

#232

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But if you could give us some advice on how to handle a situation,

#233

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then we promise we will come back with our butts filled.

#234

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Oh, so filled. So filled for you.

#235

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We need to find our friends' father so that we can give him a beating.

#236

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Oh, we're gonna kick the crap out of this guy.

#237

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And check it out. We can't find him.

#238

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Right. Why don't you just follow your friends around for a while?

#239

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They're bound to contact him at some point.

#240

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When they do, just jump him.

#241

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Beat him with a baseball bat.

#242

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- That's pretty badass. - That could work.

#243

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Now, you listen to me. Do not come back here...

#244

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... without anything up those asses!

#245

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Okay?

#246

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BOTH: Okay.

#247

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#Save the children

#248

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#Save the children

#249

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#Save, save, save, save, Save, save, save, save, save

#250

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#Save the children Save the children

#251

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#Save the children Save the children

#252

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#Save the children#

#253

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Thank you! Thank you. Thank you, Philadelphia.

#254

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The Juvenile Lupus Association

#255

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thanks you, and the children thank you.

#256

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- Oh, saving the kids, huh? - Yeah, I guess.

#257

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Those little angels, they're the future.

#258

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That's my dad up there. He put this whole shindig together.

#259

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- Really? - Oh, yeah. Yeah.

#260

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Well, I mean, I helped, of course.

#261

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I mean, this whole lupus nightmare has gone on long enough...

#262

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... you know? - Yeah.

#263

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Ladies and gentlemen, sometimes a father has the privilege

#264

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of playing a little music with his daughter.

#265

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Would you please welcome Deandra Reynolds?

#266

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(indistinct talking)

#267

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BOTH: #I believe the children Are our future#

#268

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Juvenile Lupus Association. What a bunch of bullshit.

#269

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- Mac, I got one question for you. - What?

#270

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- What's the plan again? - Are you kidding me?

#271

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I swear, Charlie, you're, like, a retard.

#272

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We're gonna bash him with the bat when he comes out.

#273

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- You wanna huff some of this glue? - No! Put the glue away!

#274

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- Please. Huff a little with me. - All right, fine.

#275

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- Fine! - We just need to keep an edge.

#276

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We got to stay hard, dude, because you can't do it if...

#277

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This is Elmer's glue, for Christ sakes, Charlie!

#278

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#If I fail If I succeed

#279

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#At least I live as I believe

#280

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#No matter what They take from me

#281

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#They can't take away My dignity

#282

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#Because the greatest#

#283

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- Do you have the camera? - Yeah, I got the camera!

#284

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- I just don't know what it's for! - I'm gonna bash you with this!

#285

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When he comes out, I'm gonna smash his face.

#286

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You're gonna take a picture. We're gonna show it to my dad...

#287

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- Show it to your dad. - To prove how hard we are!

#288

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#Find your strength

#289

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#In Love#

#290

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(crowd cheering) Whoo!

#291

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No, dude. We shouldn't do this. I'm backing out.

#292

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You can't back out. Frank is waiting in the car.

#293

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- He's gonna be pissed. - Let Frank wait in the car.

#294

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We owe this to him. This guy banged Frank's wife.

#295

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- So did you. - Yeah, but it's different.

#296

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- How is that different? - I don't know, Charlie! Focus!

#297

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(gasps) There they are. Just relax, dude.

#298

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He's hugging them. They're hugging him back!

#299

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This is crazy. We shouldn't do this.

#300

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We should bash all three.

#301

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This is it. Let's go. You ready? Don't be a pussy.

#302

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- Let's go. - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

#303

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Oh. Hi.

#304

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Hi.

#305

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- Can I help you? - Can I help you?

#306

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- Can I help you? - Can I help you?

#307

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Uh, okay.

#308

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Um...

#309

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It's... It's okay. It's okay.

#310

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I got it.

#311

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Have a good night.

#312

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What the hell was that shit? What did you do?

#313

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- I freaked out. - You totally freaked out!

#314

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- I was gonna hit him. - I took a picture of the guy.

#315

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- Hey! - What?

#316

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- Snap out of it! Okay? - Okay! Yes.

#317

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Now we got to think of something to tell Frank.

#318

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- Hey! Look at me. - Yeah?

#319

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Ow!

#320

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(breathing deeply)

#321

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- Let's tell him the truth. - Let's tell him the truth.

#322

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- Blood! There's so much blood! - What happened?

#323

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- We bashed him good! - We bashed him so good!

#324

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- We bashed him good! - I think we killed him.

#325

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Drive! Drive! Drive!

#326

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(tires screeching)

#327

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Jesus, children! This isn't exactly what Mommy needs right now.

#328

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No. No, no, no. Mom, Bruce is so awesome. He...

#329

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- We had the best time last night. - Bruce is the coolest.

#330

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We went to this lupus event last night. Lupus is awesome!

#331

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You should give Bruce another chance.

#332

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Barbara.

#333

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- My God. You still look amazing. - Wow.

#334

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The years have treated you well.

#335

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I would have thought living in poverty

#336

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for a quarter of a century would have taken its toll.

#337

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Well, when Father died, I was left with all that money.

#338

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There's only so much you can give away before you finally realize

#339

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t's okay to spend a little on yourself.

#340

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- On you. - Yeah, on me.

#341

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Father? Wealthy? I never knew.

#342

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I guess it never came up. So you guys ready?

#343

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I am! I'm up for anything.

#344

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Okay. But first things first.

#345

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- Oh. - Yeah. Let's just put these on.

#346

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One for you. One for me.

#347

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Great.

#348

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Okay, let's go spread somejoy.

#349

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Right. Uh...

#350

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Ooh. Okay. Um, hey.

#351

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Hey, pal. How... How you feeling?

#352

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It hurts everywhere.

#353

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- Well... - Well, everything's gonna be okay.

#354

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- You don't know that, Deandra. - Shut up, Mother.

#355

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I don't think we should be lying to the sick children.

#356

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- I was trying to be encouraging. - What if he doesn't get better?

#357

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- You're gonna look like a fool. - I gotta say I agree with Dee.

#358

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The kid's gonna die anyway. What difference does it make?

#359

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I can hear you.

#360

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Oh, you heard... Well, you know what? Disregard that.

#361

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- We weren't even talking about you. - No. No.

#362

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We were talking about your sick and dying friend in the next bed.

#363

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Mother! What are you doing?

#364

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- Nothing! - Oh, my God!

#365

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You can't steal the children's medication.

#366

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I'm not.

#367

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- Let me see in your purse! Openit. - Don't be ridiculous!

#368

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- Really? - Everything okay over here?

#369

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- Yes. - A slight glitch here.

#370

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- This is kind of bumming me out. - Yeah, this is not fun.

#371

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Yes. I'm not exactly sure what it is we're trying to prove.

#372

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We're not trying to prove anything. We're just helping the kids.

#373

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- Who are we really helping? - Yeah?

#374

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I'm not sure I understand what you mean.

#375

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Well, listen, it's one thing to rock out, raise some cash.

#376

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But it's a totally different thing to put our lives at risk.

#377

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Oh, yeah. I mean, there's all these diseases floating around in here.

#378

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Yes. I mean, how can we help anyone if we're all getting sick?

#379

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- I mean, use your head. - Plus, it's freezing in here.

#380

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You think you could talk to somebody about cranking the heat up a little?

#381

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- This isn't good for us. - You're not serious?

#382

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I don't think it's a lot to ask to have them turn the temperature up.

#383

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It's easy. You just push a button or, like, crank a thing over.

#384

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- Are you guys getting hungry? - Oh, yes.

#385

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- I am starving. - Yeah, I could eat.

#386

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- Is there a cafeteria in here? - No, come on. Gross.

#387

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- I'm not eating in a hospital. - That's a good point.

#388

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Brucie, do you know a nice restaurant in the area?

#389

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I'm gonna want those noses back.

#390

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Please. Give it a rest with that martyr nonsense.

#391

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Yeah. Who is he? Patch Adams?

#392

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You know who never acts like he cares about kids?

#393

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- Dad. - Dad.

#394

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All right, buddy. Baking soda, lube, balloons.

#395

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This is how it's gonna go. I'm gonna jam this into your rectum.

#396

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And then, woo! Like that, it's gonna expand in your colon, okay?

#397

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- It's gonna be that big? - Absolutely. Drop those pants.

#398

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Hey, guys. What do you think?

#399

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That's a good look. That's a good look for you. Where're you headed?

#400

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I tell you what, I feel like a hundred dollars.

#401

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Ever since you guys beat that guy up, I got to thinking.

#402

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Hey, what am I gonna do? Huh?

#403

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Dive into some kind of depression over this? No.

#404

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I'm gonna jump right back on the horse.

#405

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So I contacted that woman on MySpace

#406

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who claimed that we had a one-night stand.

#407

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Turns out she's single and ready to go.

#408

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- Give me some skin. - Good work.

#409

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(knocking on door) There you go, Frankie!

#410

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- Might be her. Mac, get the door. - Let me clean this up.

#411

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- Hide that balloon. - That's gonna kill your date.

#412

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- Where's my dad? - So he's your dad now...

#413

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- Get out of the way. - Daddy.

#414

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Don't Daddy me.

#415

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You blew your chances with this daddy. You're dead to me.

#416

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- No. Just listen for a second here. - No. No.

#417

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We've had a change of heart. We've decided to forgive you

#418

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and to allow you to be our father again.

#419

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I'm not into being your dad anymore. Don't want to be your dad.

#420

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- Kinda giving you a second chance. - Daddy, yeah.

#421

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- No. I'm over it. - You can't be over it.

#422

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- No, no, no. - I'm over it.

#423

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- He can be over it. - Shut up! What is with you two?

#424

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- I am over over over it! - You're not allowed to be over it!

#425

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(knocking on door) DEE: Don't yell at me!

#426

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- Charlie? - Hey, Mom.

#427

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What... What are you doing here?

#428

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- I'm confused. Do you live here? - Yeah.

#429

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- Bonnie? - Frank!

#430

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How do you guys know each other?

#431

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- This is my date. - Whoa! Wait a second.

#432

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I thought you were going on a date

#433

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with a woman you had a one-night stand with 30 years ago.

#434

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- Yeah. - Yeah.

#435

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So if you guys had a one-night stand 30 years ago, and I don't...

#436

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You know, I don't know who my... father...

#437

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You could be my...

#438

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Dad?

#439

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