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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 2, Episode 8 — The Gang Runs for Office

FRANK (laughing): These things are hilarious.

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CHARLIE: These are priceless. These are priceless.

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DEE: What are you guys looking at? Uh, Garbage Pail Kids.

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FRANK: Heavin' Steven. Classic.

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Totally classic. I love Heavin' Steven.

#5

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Are those those stupid cards

#6

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where babies are doing disgusting things?

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They're the amazing cards where babies are doing hysterical things.

#8

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You got quite a collection there, buddy.

#9

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Yes, I do.

#10

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Hey, Charlie, how about givin' me a couple of these?

#11

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Uh, no.

#12

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I tell you what. I'll buy 'em from you. You got a ton of 'em.

#13

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No, no. These are, like, an investment.

#14

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This is my future here, okay. So don't mess with them.

#15

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Hey, have you guys seen this?

#16

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We are getting blasted in the ass by the state liquor tax.

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"Blasted in the ass."

#18

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Mac, we have this same conversation every year.

#19

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There's nothing you can do about taxes.

#20

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You guys might want to think about voting every once in a while.

#21

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- What has voting ever done? - Why... Since wh... What has...

#22

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- Why are you comin'down... Voting? - Who am I supposed to vote for?

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Am I supposed to vote for the Democrat

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who's gonna blast me in the ass...

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or the Republican who's blasting my ass?

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Politics is just one big ass blast.

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It is a coast-to-coast, nationwide ass blast.

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No more! You guys are such morons.

#29

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If you knew about politics, you would know that that is not true.

#30

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Deandra, it's just some jerk gettin' into office

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so he can get out for the payday.

#32

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Right. The guy's runnin' for office. He's... What? What payday?

#33

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I see it every year.

#34

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Some clown runs for office, drops out of the race

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and gets a big chunk of dough.

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I mean, you have to be a real low-life piece of shit

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to get involved in politics.

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Okay. I just got off the phone with the city clerk.

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Turns out there's an election comin' up.

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Local, small-time shit. Anybody can run.

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- What's the position? - "South Philly, Zone 2,

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"District 37 Comptroller."

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- Nice. What's a comptroller? - Who gives a shit, dude?

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We're doin' it for the bribe. I nominate Dennis.

#45

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- I accept your nomination. - Wait a minute.

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How come he gets to be the candidate?

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Take a look at that hair... Kennedy hair.

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Note the bone structure. It's like a young J.F.K.

#49

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I got the same bone structure.

#50

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(hemming and hawing)

#51

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What are you making that noise... What is that about?

#52

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You got something funky goin' on in the forehead area.

#53

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- Five head. - Did you say five head?

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I don't have that.

#55

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Deandra, a woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus.

#56

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Come on. There are plenty of amazing women politicians.

#57

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- Name one. - Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton.

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- Awful. - How is she awful?

#59

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- Hates freedom. - Uh...

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Okay, Dennis, you are gonna need a campaign manager. That's me.

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- So... - We should put that one to a vote.

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'Cause I'd be a good campaign manager.

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It's too late. I already have the clipboard. You can be my assistant.

#64

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- Mmm. Assistant is... - Should I wear a blazer for this?

#65

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- Yes. - No.

#66

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I like what he said.

#67

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Charlie? Campaign manager. You don't need a blazer.

#68

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- A blazer's gonna look... - I like where he's goin'.

#69

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- What am I gonna do? (sights) - You get to be the intern.

#70

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- Yeah, the intern. - What does an intern do?

#71

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- Cut limes. - Stock glasses.

#72

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- Serve drinks. - No. No. Come on. Damn you!

#73

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- I'm not doing that. - Hold it! Hold it!

#74

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If my son is gonna solicit a bribe, he's gonna do it the right way.

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- I'm gonna be campaign manager. - Like hell you are.

#76

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You are way too old. Politics is a young man's game.

#77

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Mac, I think you might be in over your head here.

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- Over my head? - Yeah. Listen.

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Everybody who's in favor of firing Mac as campaign manager

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raise their hand.

#81

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- For God sakes! - The people have spoken.You're out.

#82

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So that's it? I'm fired? This is bullshit!

#83

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- That's politics, man. - That's politics? That's politics?

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This is wonderful. This is just wonderful. You know what?

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I'm walkin' outta here. I don't need this shit.

#86

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I'm washin' my hands of the whole situation. Show you, bitches.

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- Can I grab that clipboard? - No. That's mine.

#88

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Dee, check out my blazer.

#89

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- Yeah. It's too small. - Nah. It's perfect.

#90

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- How's the bar? - Full of hoboes. A lot of hoboes.

#91

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- Watch your ears. There you go. - Frank.

#92

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Frank, I don't think this is the best idea for our candidate's image.

#93

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This is a brilliant idea... "hobo-vertising".

#94

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Come on. It looks good. Beer him.

#95

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- We gotta fire Frank. - He's my dad. I don't know.

#96

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But, Dennis. Dennis. Hobo-vertising?

#97

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- That's not you. It's cheap. - Ooh.

#98

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It's cheap politics. It's not gonna get us that bribe.

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I mean, you need to be out there.

#100

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You gotta be shakin' hands. You gotta be kissin' babies.

#101

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- I don't like babies. - No babies. Don't kiss babies.

#102

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Just get out there into the world, and...

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You gotta let me be your campaign manager.

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I mean, I can really drive this thing in a different direction.

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I mean, when I look at you, I see success.

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I see... You're top-notch. You're Goin' all the way with this thing.

#107

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- Oh. - Frank's just gettin' in the way.

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Give me this chance. Just give it to me.

#109

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I didn't realize I was gonna have to make so many tough decisions.

#110

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Take him down.

#111

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This is a goddamn coup!

#112

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Don't take it personally, Dad. That's just politics.

#113

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You look like a dick in that tiny jacket.

#114

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- Let's not attack my candidate. - Don't go after the jacket.

#115

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- Shut up, Charlie. - The jacket's good.

#116

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I can talk to my son any way I want.

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- Give him the clipboard. - No. No.

#118

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- Clipboard belongs to the manager. - I want that clipboard.

#119

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- Go to hell. - Oh, that was ugly.

#120

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- That was uncalled for. - Mmm.

#121

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Wow. That was, uh, a lot easier than I thought it was gonna be.

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- I can get a clipboard anywhere. - Yeah.

#123

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- All right. - Don't do that.

#124

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- I want you to run for comptroller. - What?

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I'm gonna be your campaign manager.

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We're gonna stroll right into that comptroller's office

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and solicit a bribe.

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- Forget it. I am not helping you. - Deandra, we'll get this bribe...

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and we'll shove it right in your brother's face.

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We'll screw those guys.

#131

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I would like to shove it in his face.

#132

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Okay.

#133

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Okay. Now let's get you ready for the ball, Cinderella.

#134

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- What are you doing? - The bangs, they... The five head.

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Let me get this straight. You want to try and solicit a bribe?

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Yes!

#137

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You want my union to back your roommate

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for South Philly District 37 Comptroller?

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- Yes. Correct. - But not to win.

#140

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- It sounds illegal. - Aw, for God sakes.

#141

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What is with you two? Come on!

#142

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Like, in the movies, union guys are, like, tough and shady and shit.

#143

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- Sorry to disappoint you. - You're, like, a couple of nerds.

#144

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All right, look. Let me take you bitches to school for a second.

#145

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In this country, in the real world, people make money.

#146

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Somebody is gonna make a ton of money off my roommate.

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- I want it to be you. - Let me make one thing clear.

#148

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We are not a criminal organization.

#149

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Why are you talking to me like I'm a jackass? I am not a ja...

#150

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Oh. I see what you're doin'.

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(loudly) Okay. Nobody here is a criminal. No, sir.

#152

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(whispers) I think we're speaking the same language.

#153

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- Are we? - Oh, yeah.

#154

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We're being listened to. Bugged. The feds. I get it.

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I read. I see movies. I understand. Okay.

#156

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I want you to contact me at Paddy's.

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- I'm gonna get the ball rolling. - Mm-hmm.

#158

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It's safe there.

#159

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(loudly) Okay, gentlemen, sorry we couldn't work anything out.

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But, uh, I'm gonna go home and pay my taxes.

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Right?

#162

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- You want me to call the cops? - Not yet.

#163

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I've got a better idea. Let's screw this son of a bitch.

#164

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Come on, Morris. We don't have time for this.

#165

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He called us nerds, Gary.

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Nerds.

#167

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Are you gonna take care of the crime problem here?

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Absolutely. I say we put 'em on busses, ship 'em over to Iraq

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make 'em fight the terrorists. - You're very handsome. (giggles)

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- Thank you. - This is going very well, man.

#171

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- People are responding to me. - They love the bone structure.

#172

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- They like the Kennedy hair. - I've been looking for you guys.

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I've been thinkin', and I feel like I could be a real asset to you guys.

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- I want to help. - What? Wait, wait.

#175

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First you wash your hands of politics. Now you want back in.

#176

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That's called flip-flopping. That's what Democrats do.

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Hang on a second. Let's give the guy a chance to prove himself.

#178

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Yeah. Give me a chance. What should I do?

#179

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"What should I do?" Strike one, buddy.

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You gotta bring something to the table, Mac.

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All right. Ah, check this out.

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Excuse me. Hi.

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I couldn't help but notice your adorable baby.

#184

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- Oh, thank you.

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Yeah, I was wondering if you wouldn't mind

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f that handsome young gentleman over there kissed it.

#187

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- Excuse me? - Oh. I'm sorry.

#188

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He's running for District 37 Comptroller, so it's cool.

#189

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- You know, I'd rather not. - It's good for him, and for you.

#190

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- You should just give me the baby. (crying) - Please leave me alone.

#191

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Okay, lady.

#192

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If you give me the baby, I could get it over with.

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- I said no! - Goddamn it! Just give me the baby!

#194

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- Somebody help me! - Lady! Give me the ba...

#195

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- This is campaign suicide, dude. - Let's get outta here.

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There, there, there.

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There, there, there. Take a look.

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- Got it on? Sure? - Yeah. Take a look.

#199

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- What do you think? - I think I look like a whore.

#200

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- I'm trying to make you sexy. - This is not sexy.

#201

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- What is this? What's this? - It's the bed look.

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The tossed look. The ruffled look.

#203

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You look like you just... Anyway, we have to convince this guy...

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That we're a legitimate threat to his campaign.

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There is nothing more threatening to a man

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than a woman who is smart and attractive.

#207

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- We have to pretend you're both. - Wow. You're a horrible father.

#208

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- Let's just go. Let's get it done. - Great. Great.

#209

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Now, Daddy hates to say this, but...

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I think we should talk about the breasts.

#211

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"Oh, don't hurt my baby." Like I'm gonna hurt somebody's baby.

#212

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You know what I mean? Goddamn Dennis. Fire me?

#213

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- I'll fire you. - Mac. Get in.

#214

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We got a bribe for your roommate's withdrawal from the race.

#215

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Really? Wow. You nerds work fast. All right. How much did we get?

#216

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We don't get any money until you pull your guy from the race.

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Oh.

#218

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Okay, uh...

#219

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That's not gonna be a problem, is it?

#220

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- No. That's not gonna be a problem. - Better not be, Mac.

#221

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Otherwise, Marvin here is gonna have to take care of you.

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Take care of me how?

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I'll probably stab you in your throat.

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Jesus Christ! Stab me in my throat?

#225

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- Are you serious? - Pull your guy out, Mac.

#226

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I'm gonna pull him out. I'm gonna pull him out, Marvin.

#227

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Marvin, I'm gonna pull him out. Okay.

#228

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Who's the nerd now, bitch? (chuckles)

#229

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That was fun. I feel like a gangster.

#230

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Shut up, Gary.

#231

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I'm not dropping out.

#232

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- Bro, you have to drop out. - Why?

#233

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I didn't wanna say this before, but you don't have Kennedy hair.

#234

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- All right! Oh, God! - You don't have thejawline.

#235

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- How could you say that? - If I hear one more flip-flop...

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I'm gonna throw up in my mouth.

#237

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- You ready to do this? - I'm just doing some fine-tuning.

#238

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- It looks good. - Just trying to get my tan on.

#239

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Let's hurry. The battery on this drains like a tub.

#240

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What is going on in here? Are those beach towels?

#241

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We're gonna shoot a commercial,

#242

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getit on public access, get the message out.

#243

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- It's a million-dollar bill pal. - Yeah. A million-dollar bill.

#244

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You guys are never gonna get a bribe.

#245

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- It's not about the bribe anymore. - We don't care about that.

#246

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- I could be a real politician. - He's goin' to the top.

#247

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- Really do some good in here. - Are you listening to yourself?

#248

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You've never done any good for anybody ever!

#249

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I do good! I do good!

#250

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- You never do anything! Loser! - You're just jealous!

#251

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- I'm not jealous! - All right! All right! That's...

#252

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That's no way to run a campaign, boys.

#253

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- Let's have the talk outside. - All right. We'll talk outside.

#254

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- Yeah, we'll make you happy. - You're droppin' out of that race.

#255

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- We'll work it out. - I'm droppin' out of shit.

#256

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- We'll work it out. - We'll work it out. You and me...

#257

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- Did you just lock this door? - Yes, I did.

#258

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- You are going to hell, little man! - Mmm, I don't think so.

#259

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- That's politics, bitch. - I hate you, Charlie!

#260

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- You ready? - I'm ready.

#261

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Get in front of the flag and the million-dollar bill.

#262

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Dude, you and my dad share this futon?

#263

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No.

#264

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No, we... No, we got a whole different situation worked out.

#265

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- What's the situation? - It's... I sleep on the... And...

#266

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You got the script that I wrote? Grab the script.

#267

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I've been meaning to speak to you about this.

#268

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I can't read these words. They're not in the right order.

#269

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- It's good. - I think you might be dyslexic.

#270

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- No, no! Please. Read it. - I think you might be dyslexic.

#271

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- Read the script. - You want me to read the script?

#272

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- Yes. And action. - All right.

#273

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I'll read the words you wrote. "Hello, fellow American.

#274

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"This you should vote me. I leave power. Good.

#275

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"Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I am hot."

#276

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What?

#277

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"Taxes. They'll be lower, son.

#278

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"The democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia.

#279

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"So do." This doesn't make any sense.

#280

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Well, then just say whatever you want.

#281

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The battery's dead. It's gone. I gotta charge it up again.

#282

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This one piece is makin'me nervous.

#283

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- You need to stop touching me. - This right here.

#284

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Please stop touching me. This is really ridiculous.

#285

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I'm stuffed in here like a jerk.

#286

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- Deandra, you look sensational. - No, I don't.

#287

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Just remember. Let Daddy do all the talkin'. (door opens)

#288

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Sorry I'm late. (chuckles)

#289

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- Jack Stanford. - Frank Reynolds.

#290

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- This here is my daughter, Deandra. - Hi.

#291

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Hi. Well, I never like to keep a beautiful woman waiting.

#292

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- Oh. Thanks. - You see, uh, Mr. Stanford...

#293

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I myself am a problem solver

#294

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and you got a big problem on your hands.

#295

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- I'm afraid I'm not following. - Check out the goods to my right.

#296

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This pretty little lady is not only my daughter.

#297

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She happens to be your biggest opponent in the election.

#298

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- Beauty and the beast. (laughs) - You're funny.

#299

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Let the men do the work here, Dee.

#300

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Now we can make this problem go away

#301

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before it becomes a more expensive problem...

#302

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f you catch my... drift.

#303

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Are you trying to solicit a bribe from me?

#304

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- I don't know. Am I? - 'Cause if you are...

#305

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... not only is that illegal and highly unethical...

#306

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... but you're doing it with the subtlety of a baboon.

#307

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- Let me take another approach here. - I tell you what.

#308

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Why don't we discuss this over dinner?

#309

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Dinner. That sounds good.

#310

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- I was talking to her. - Look, Jack,

#311

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my little girl don't go nowhere without her old man.

#312

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- Isn't that right, sweetie? - You're fired.

#313

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Frank. Frankie, I gotta talk to you.

#314

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- Not interested. - Look, I'm in a lot of shit here.

#315

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- So? - I need to destroy Dennis.

#316

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What do you have in mind?

#317

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When Dennis Reynolds was a counselor at Camp Cumberland

#318

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he was sent home for the statutory rape of a teenage camper.

#319

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A vote for Dennis Reynolds is a vote for underage rape.

#320

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Dennis Reynolds... baby rapist.

#321

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Don't let him rape you, Philadelphia.

#322

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- This is a goddamn smear campaign. - You raped a girl?

#323

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No, no. Okay. Rape?

#324

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I was accused of... Okay, statutory, first of all.

#325

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Not... I kissed her. She was a year younger than me.

#326

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That's not... even statutory or anything.

#327

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What's the note say?

#328

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All right. Yeah. All right.

#329

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Uh, "Meet"...

#330

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Starts out "Meet", and then there's, like, other stuff.

#331

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"Meet me in the parking garage. Frank."

#332

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- Yeah? - Yeah.

#333

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You clearly have a learning disability, dude.

#334

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- This is a trap. - It's not. Go see what he wants.

#335

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- It's a trap. - It's not! Make this thing go away.

#336

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Okay. I'll get the master.

#337

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- Did you come alone? - Yeah.

#338

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Where'd you get that trench coat?

#339

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- It's cool, huh? - It's very cool. Was a smart buy.

#340

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- All right, you got the tape? - Affirmative.

#341

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Okay, what's this gonna take?

#342

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You and Dennis gotta bow out of the race.

#343

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- Not gonna happen. - Gotta happen.

#344

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Not gonna happen. I want that tape.

#345

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I'm gonna need you to beg.

#346

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- Don't make me beg. - You gotta beg.

#347

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- Seriously? - Seriously. Down. Down.

#348

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All right. I know what you're talkin' about.

#349

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- What do you say? - Please, can I have the tape now?

#350

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- No. - God! What's this gonna take?

#351

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What the hell is that?

#352

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Charlie traded me his whole collection

#353

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of Garbage Pail Kids for the tape.

#354

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Oh, my God. This is bad. This is so bad, man.

#355

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These things, Mac... You don't know how rare they are.

#356

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These are rare. You can't find these.

#357

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Bro, I am in some serious shit. I needed him to drop out.

#358

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I don't care what you need. That is politics, bitch.

#359

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I wanna tell you somethin'.

#360

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- I'm really glad you asked me out. - Me too.

#361

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- How's that drink comin'? - Strong.

#362

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I should really probably think about gettin' something to eat.

#363

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Yeah. Still got a little left there.

#364

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Not for long.

#365

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Hey, have mine.

#366

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Oh. You're such a gentleman.

#367

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Are you gonna buy me some food at some point? Or...

#368

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What do you say we get outta here?

#369

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- Oh. - Who's the slut?

#370

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- Honey, this isn't what... - Another one of your whores?

#371

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Who do you think you are... Bill Clinton? You're a comptroller.

#372

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Did he tell you he had a wife?

#373

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- Did he tell you that, you whore? - No.

#374

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- Whoa! Whoa! All right. - You bitch!

#375

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Hey! Pour me a shot there, buddy boy. I got it.

#376

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- Oh, what'd you get? - I got the smear tape.

#377

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- Oh, hey, man. That's great. - Yes!

#378

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Whoa. Sweet Dee. What the hell's goin' on with you?

#379

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Screw politicians. Charlie, pour me a shot.

#380

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No time for that. We gotta get back out on that campaign trail.

#381

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- What do you say? - I was thinking about that.

#382

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- I don't wanna do that anymore. - What?

#383

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Oh, yeah. I googled "comptroller".

#384

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Turns out that this guy's really just a glorified accountant.

#385

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And I hate doing math. It sounds like a ton of work.

#386

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- Do you understand me? I hate work. - No.

#387

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These guys, they make less than teachers. It's a...

#388

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- So what? - So I'm not doing it anymore.

#389

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- No. You have to run. - No, I don't.

#390

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Yeah. Yeah, you do.

#391

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- No, I don't. - Yeah, you do.

#392

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No, I don't. You're not the boss of me.

#393

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- I'm the campaign manager. - You're fired. (yells)

#394

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I traded all my Garbage Pail Kids for you.

#395

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Well, that was stupid.

#396

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Bit of an overreaction, don't you think?

#397

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You look like a whore.

#398

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- Psst. You come alone? - Yeah.

#399

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Why couldn't we just meet in your apartment?

#400

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- It's not safe. - Is that Frank's trench coat?

#401

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- Yeah. Pretty sweet, right? - Totally sweet.

#402

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Listen. I need your help. I'm in a lot of shit.

#403

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- I'm listening. - I need to make Dennis disappear.

#404

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Ah! Ah! That's what I'm talkin' about.

#405

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- Really? - I was thinkin' that same thing.

#406

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- I know you guys have become close. - Not that close.

#407

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How do you wanna do this thing?

#408

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If we use a gun, we're gonna need a silencer.

#409

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- A gun? - Fine. No guns. Piano wire.

#410

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Maybe we can use some piano wire. Look, whatever it is...

#411

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I gotta be the guy to pull the trigger on this thing.

#412

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Retard. I'm talking about taking Dennis to Atlantic City

#413

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for a couple of days until the election is over.

#414

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What are you talkin' about?

#415

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Atlantic City. That's good.

#416

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Just take him down to the shore for a couple days.

#417

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- I'll take him to Atlantic City. - What's wrong with you?

#418

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I give the guy my blood, sweat and tears, right?

#419

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And my Garbage Pail Kids. And...

#420

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And he just drops right out of the race on me.

#421

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- Dennis dropped out? - He dropped right out of the race.

#422

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So I'm out my Garbage Pail Kid... And, like...

#423

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If we used piano wire on him... As long as we hurt him a bit...

#424

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Sorry, Charlie. Plan's off.

#425

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- What are you doin'? - I'm gonna go collect my money.

#426

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Looks like you bitches shouldn't have fired me in the first place.

#427

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Are you kiddin' me? Are you kiddin' me with that?

#428

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I'm gonna buy a car and drive as far away from this goddamn city...

#429

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Hey, Mac. Where you runnin' to?

#430

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Huh?

#431

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Goin' to visit your friend over at the union?

#432

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What's goin' on? Is there a problem?

#433

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I don't know. Phil, is there a problem?

#434

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Conspiracy to solicit a bribe. Racketeering.

#435

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I'd say there's a big problem.

#436

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Your buddy over at the union came to see us recently.

#437

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Told us about your interest in politics.

#438

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- He ratted you out, Mac. - Apparently, you called him a nerd.

#439

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Some people don't take kindly to that type of insult.

#440

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Yeah. You're goin' away for a long time

#441

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and prison can be a very unpleasant place

#442

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for a good-lookin' young man like yourself.

#443

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Oh, yeah. They're gonna tear through you like Kleenex.

#444

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That is, of course,

#445

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unless you got something to make it worth our while.

#446

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Are you soliciting a bribe from me?

#447

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Sorry, pal. That's politics.

#448

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(both laughing)

#449

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