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Season 2, Episode 14 — Chef Aid

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But more importantly, you have to ask yourself,
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what does this have to do with this case?
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Nothing.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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it has nothing to do with this case.
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It does not make sense.
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Look at me, I'm a lawyer
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defending a major record company
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and I'm talking about Chewbacca.
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Does that make sense?
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not making any sense.
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None of this makes sense!
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And so you have to remember,
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when you're in that jury room deliberating
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and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation...
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does it make sense? No.
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Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury,
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it does not make sense.
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If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit.
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The defense rests.
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Okay, then.
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Wow, he's good.
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In a teary-eyed courtroom, Johnnie Cochran has just
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finished his closing arguments,
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and as was anticipated, he did use the Chewbacca defense.
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Whether or not it worked is up to the jury to decide.
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How find you the jury?
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We find the defendant Jerome "Chef" McElroy...
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guilty as charged.
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Whoops.
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Whoops? - Mr. Chef,
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you've been found guilty of harassing a major record label.
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The full fee of $2 million
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will be handed over within 24 hours.
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Do I look like I have $2 million?
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Well, you have 24 hours to find it,
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or else you'll have to go to jail...
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for 8 million years.
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It's actually for four years.
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Oh, sorry, you'll go to jail for four years.
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This can't be happening!
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Oh, no, dude. Chef's gonna go to jail.
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And that chair, too. I want that chair.
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Hey, that's my favorite chair!
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You heard the judge. Since you lost the case,
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I can seize whatever I want to pay my legal fees.
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Yeah, take that water cooler, too.
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Hello there, Chef.