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South Park

Season 2, Episode 15 — Spookyfish

TMDB episode metadata

Show: South Park

Episode title: Spookyfish

Air date: October 28, 1998

Director: Trey Parker

Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell

Sharon Marsh's Aunt Flo makes her monthly visit and she has present for Stan, a fish. Stan's fish really freaks him out, especially when the dead bodies start piling up. Mrs. Marsh is convinced Stan is doing the killings and begins hiding the bodies. The boys discover there are two Cartmans and a gateway to a parallel universe at the "Indian Burial Ground Pet Store."

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- The following program is brought to you

brought following program

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in Spooky Vision-- be warned:

spooky vision warned

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all scenes will be accompanied by pictures

accompanied pictures scenes

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of Barbra Streisand.

barbra barbra-streisand streisand

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♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

faces friendly friendly-faces

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

folks humble humble-folks temptation

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♪ Going down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪

behind woes woes-behind

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

ample ample-parking night parking

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♪ People spouting: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪

howdy howdy-neighbor neighbor spouting spouting-howdy spouting-howdy-neighbor

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♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪

headed park south south-park

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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

unwind

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♪ So come on down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪

friends meet

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I wonder why Cartman wasn't in school today.

cartman school school-today today wonder

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He probably just ditched to avoid that spelling test.

avoid ditched spelling test

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Hey, guys, how's it going?

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Oh, nice costume, dude.

costume

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Who are you supposed to be, Luke Perry?

luke perry supposed

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Cartman, how come you weren't at school today?

cartman school school-today today

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Did you eat too many pork rinds last night?

night pork

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You guys. You're so funny.

funny

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No matter how I'm feeling, I can always count

count feeling matter

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on you guys to lighten me up.

lighten

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What?

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I had to stay home today

home home-today today

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because my mother wasn't feeling well.

feeling mother

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She has the flu, and I wanted to take care

care wanted

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of the house so she could stay in bed.

house

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I just wanted to catch you guys to see if we were assigned

assigned catch wanted

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any homework tonight.

homework tonight

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What the hell are you talking about, Cartman?

cartman

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Stop screwing around, dude-- we're all gonna go meet

meet screwing

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at the store later to buy pumpkins to carve.

carve pumpkins store

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Oh, then we can enter the carving contest!

carving contest enter

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I'll run home and get money from Mother.

home money mother

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Do you guys need some, too?

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Dude, this is creepy.

creepy

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Stanley, look who's here. Aunt Flo.

aunt stanley

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Hello, Stanley. Remember me?

remember stanley

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Hi, Aunt Flo.

aunt

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Now, Stanley, Aunt Flo only visits

aunt stanley visits

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once a month-- be nice.

month

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Say, Stanley, I brought you and Shelly presents.

brought presents shelly stanley

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Wow, really? Hey, I love Aunt Flo!

aunt love

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Okay, Shelly.

shelly

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This one's for you.

ones

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It's a television- CD player-

player television

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surround sound home theater.

home sound surround surround-sound theater

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Wow! - What do you say, Shelly?

shelly

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Thank you, Aunt Flo.

aunt

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Okay, Stanley. Your turn.

stanley

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Your very own fish.

fish

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What do you say, Stanley?

stanley

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I don't know.

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I think he likes you. Come on, Shelly.

likes shelly

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Let's hook up your home theater.

home hook theater

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Okay...

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How do you like your fish, Stanley?

fish stanley

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I don't like it. It's spooky.

spooky

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Oh, now, what's spooky

spooky

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about a cute little goldfish?

cute goldfish

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Go put him in your room.

room

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- Do I have to? Yes, you do!

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- Damn it! Language!

language

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Where have you been, dude?

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Dude, my mom's having her monthly visitor.

having moms monthly visitor

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Aunt Flo?

aunt

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Yeah, and every time she shows up,

shows

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my mom turns into a total bitch.

bitch total turns

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Where's Cartman?

cartman

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He said he was gonna bring money for us to buy a pumpkin.

bring money pumpkin

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Yeah, I wonder why he's being so nice.

wonder

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Here he comes. - Hey, Cartman.

cartman comes

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Did you bring us money from your mom?

bring money

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Yeah, right. You guys can kiss my black ass.

black kiss

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You said you could get us money, Cartman.

cartman money

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Man, you guys are hella stupid.

hella hella-stupid stupid

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If I had money, I wouldn't give it to you assholes.

assholes money

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Well, at least he's back to normal.

least normal

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Yeah, but we can't get a pumpkin,

pumpkin

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so we can't enter the carving contest.

carving contest enter

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It's okay, Kenny said he'd get one.

kenny

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Oh, how's Kenny gonna get one?

kenny

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He's hella poor.

hella poor

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Why do you keep saying "hella," fat-ass?

hella

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'Cause I'm hella cool, that's why.

cool hella

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That's not cool!

cool

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You guys are just hella jealous.

hella jealous

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- Good night, Stanley.

night stanley

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We'll see you in the morning.

morning

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Can you leave the light on, Dad?

light

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Well, it has to be off, or your Aunt Flo will complain

aunt complain

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about wasting electricity.

electricity wasting

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I wish Aunt Flo didn't have to visit now.

aunt visit wish

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Yeah, me too, but she only visits your mom

visits

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for five days or so.

days five five-days

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I'll be out sleeping on the couch.

couch sleeping

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Where'd he go?

whered

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Kenny!

kenny

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You share that blanket with your brother!

blanket brother share

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Who the hell could that be?

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Hi, there, folks.

folks

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This is a heck of a storm out now.

heck storm

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Thought maybe you could use some provisions.

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There's some candles and food in there.

candles food

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It ain't much, but it should get you through the night.

aint night

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Take care, folks, I've got other houses to get to.

care folks houses

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Kenny, wasn't that your fat, racist,

kenny racist

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foul-mouthed friend, Eric Cartman?

cartman eric eric-cartman foul friend mouthed

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Uh-huh.

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Hey, where did the shirt go?

shirt

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I covered you with a shirt. Where did it go?

covered shirt

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I'm not gonna look.

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It's not closer.

closer

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I'm just seeing things.

seeing

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Ah!

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Mom! Mom!

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Stanley, settle down! - Look!

settle stanley

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He's gonna kill me, Mom!

kill

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Is there a problem?

problem

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No problem, Aunt Flo.

aunt problem

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Do you not like your goldfish?

goldfish

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No! - I'm sorry, I'm a bad aunt.

aunt

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There, there, Aunt Flo. Stanley loves his goldfish.

aunt goldfish loves stanley

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Stanley! What are you doing?

stanley

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The fish! But--

fish

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Stanley, I'm in no mood for this,

mood stanley

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not when your Aunt Flo is in town.

aunt town

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Oh, look, you woke your sister up!

sister woke

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Go to sleep, Stanley!

sleep stanley

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Ah! Mom!

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All right, Stanley, I have had enough...

stanley

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Oh, Stanley. What have you done, baby?

baby stanley

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What have you done?

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Mom, I was just sleeping, and the next thing I knew--

sleeping

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Shh. It's okay, honey. It's okay.

honey

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I've got such a good boy.

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Mommy's little angel.

angel mommys

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Now, don't worry, Stanley.

stanley worry

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Mommy's going to hide the body.

body hide mommys

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Nobody's going to take my baby away.

baby nobodys

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I've got such a handsome boy.

handsome

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Such a good boy.

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You're not gonna get away with this.

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Sharon! - Ah!

sharon

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Aunt Flo, what are you doing up?

aunt

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Look at you with your little shovel.

shovel

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Just like when you were 12.

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Mom, what are you doing?

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Shh. It's going to be okay, Stanley.

stanley

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Mom, you think I killed that guy?

killed

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It was the fish.

fish

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He says I'm next.

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You get some sleep, baby.

baby sleep

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Mommy's taken care of everything.

care mommys taken taken-care

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But Mom! - Shh.

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♪ Hush, little baby, don't say a word ♪

baby hush word

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♪ Mommy's gonna buy you a mockingbird ♪

mockingbird mommys

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♪ If that mockingbird don't sing ♪

mockingbird sing

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♪ Momma's gonna bury it in the backyard ♪

backyard bury mommas

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Mom! - What is it, honey?

honey

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My baby's killed again!

babys killed

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No, Mom! - What are we gonna do, baby?

baby

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What are we gonna do?

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I've got such a handsome boy.

handsome

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Such a good boy.

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It's about time, Kenny. Did you bring the pumpkin?

bring kenny pumpkin

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Uh-huh. - Well, where is it?

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What the hell is that?

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It's all you could afford?

afford

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Whoever heard of a squash allowance, Kenny?

allowance heard kenny squash

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That's hella stupid.

hella hella-stupid stupid

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Stop saying "hella," Cartman.

cartman hella

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How are we gonna win the contest with a squash?

contest squash

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Whoa, Stan, you don't look so good.

stan whoa

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I haven't been sleeping so well.

sleeping

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God, I hate you, Kenny.

hate kenny

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I have to get another knife. This one's hella dull.

another dull hella knife ones

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God, will you shut up?

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Kyle, you know how some people

kyle

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are, like, murderers and stuff? - Yeah?

murderers stuff

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Do you think animals can be murderers too?

animals murderers

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I don't know.

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Oh, great, he's got that stupid beard on again.

beard stupid

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No, Kenny, you should cut with the blade

blade kenny

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facing away from you, you're gonna hurt yourself.

facing hurt

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There you go.

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Isn't this fun, you guys?

fun

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Carving pumpkins for Halloween?

carving halloween pumpkins

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♪ You guys are my best friends ♪

best best-friends friends

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♪ Through thick and thin, we've always been together ♪

thick thin

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♪ We're four of a kind, havin' fun all day ♪

four fun havin

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♪ Pallin' around and laughin' away ♪

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♪ Just best friends ♪

best best-friends friends

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♪ Best friends are we ♪

best best-friends friends

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I love you guys.

love

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You seem tired, Stan.

stan tired

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I haven't been sleeping well. - Why?

sleeping

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My pet goldfish killed

goldfish killed

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another random person last night.

another night person random

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Oh, that sucks, dude. - Hey, dudes.

dudes sucks

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Man, it's hella cold out here. - Cartman?

cartman cold hella

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Who'd you expect, Maury Povich?

expect maury whod

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God, you're hella lame. - What are you doing?

hella lame

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What do you mean, what am I doing?

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I'm just standing here. Jesus, mellow out, you guys.

jesus mellow standing

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You can't be standing there, Cartman.

cartman standing

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Why the hell not?

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- Because you're standing over there!

standing

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Ah! Son of a bitch!

bitch

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Wow, you don't see this every day.

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I can't believe what I'm seeing.

believe seeing

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It's like I'm looking at a mirror.

looking mirror

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Dude, this is hella weird.

hella weird

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Oh, Officer Barbrady, wh-what a surprise.

barbrady officer officer-barbrady surprise

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What can I do for you?

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Well, there's been a report of a few missing people.

missing report

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Is that so? - Yeah, no biggie.

biggie

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But I was wondering if you'd seen any of 'em.

seen wondering

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- I've never seen any of those men, Officer Barbrady.

barbrady officer officer-barbrady seen

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- No, I didn't think so.

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Mind if I look around the backyard, though?

backyard mind

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- Why would you want to do that?

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- Well, I'm checking everyone's backyards.

checking everyones

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Missing people usually turn up hiding in someone's bushes.

bushes hiding missing someones usually

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May I?

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Well, this all looks in or--

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Tennis, anyone?

tennis

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Nobody's going to take my baby away from me.

baby nobodys

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Nobody!

nobody

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Okay, Ms. Marsh,

marsh

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I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you a few questions.

afraid questions

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- Hello there, children. - Hey, Chef.

chef children

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- All ready for a Halloween lunch?

halloween lunch ready

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Today I've got spooky spaghetti.

spaghetti spooky today

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With freaky French fries.

freaky french french-fries fries

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Uh, Chef? - Or haunted hash browns.

browns chef hash haunted

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Chef-- - And a creepy cookie.

chef cookie creepy

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And monstrous milk.

milk

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Chef-- - And a terrifying napkin!

chef napkin terrifying

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Chef! - What?

chef

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- We have problems. - What's the first problem?

problem problems

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- Chef, I have a goldfish that keeps killing people.

chef goldfish keeps killing

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- Oh. Well, uh, don't worry, Stan.

stan worry

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I'm sure it'll work out. Now, what's the other problem?

itll problem

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- Oh, no.

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Oh, dear God, no!

dear

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And then I showed up to the bus stop,

showed

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and this son of a bitch is standing there!

bitch standing

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I'm sorry. I've caused so much trouble.

caused trouble

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This is all very strange to me, too.

strange

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Exactly what do you remember?

remember

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Well, I was just standing around,

standing

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and Stan and Kyle were being really mean as usual,

kyle stan usual

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and Kenny had just bought a new car.

bought kenny

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Of course. That's it! - What?

course

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Don't you see, children?

children

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This Cartman is from an evil parallel universe

cartman evil evil-parallel evil-parallel-universe parallel parallel-universe universe

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where everything exists as its opposite.

exists opposite

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He's my evil twin?

evil evil-twin twin

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But he doesn't even look that much like me.

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He's all fat and stuff. He's hella lying.

hella lying stuff

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Will you stop saying that word?!

word

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Of course! My pet goldfish must be

course goldfish must

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from the evil opposite universe, too.

evil opposite universe

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Children, somewhere in South Park,

children park south south-park

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something has created a door to the evil parallel universe.

created door evil evil-parallel evil-parallel-universe parallel parallel-universe universe

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This is amazing.

amazing

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I can't believe how nice you are, Chef.

believe chef

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How do you mean?

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In my world, you're a skinny,

skinny world

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white insurance salesman.

insurance salesman white

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Oh! Hello, boys.

boys

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I'm Stan's Aunt Flo.

aunt stans

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Whoa! What's wrong with your head?

head whoa

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Why are you shaking like that?

shaking

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Dude, that's not cool, she's got Parkinson's disease.

cool disease

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Oh, sweet.

sweet

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Check it out, you guys.

check

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You don't even have to put a quarter in her.

quarter

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Cartman! - Ooh, this is hella cool.

cartman cool hella

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Aunt Flo, where did you get this goldfish?

aunt goldfish

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Oh, I got it from the pet store, Stanley.

stanley store

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Do you remember what pet store?

remember store

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Let's see, I believe it was called

believe called

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the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store.

burial burial-ground ground indian store

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Just outside of town. - Where?

town

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I know I have the address written down somewhere.

address written

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Let me look. - That's it, dude.

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We gotta take the spooky fish back to that pet store.

fish spooky store

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Who's we? You got a turd in your pocket?

pocket turd

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I'm going home, I'm hella hungry.

hella home hungry

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I'll help you, Stan.

stan

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Shut your goddamn mouth, fat ass!

goddamn mouth

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Dude, are you sure that fish is a murderer?

fish murderer

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It seemed like a normal fish to me.

fish normal seemed

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Just help me take it back. Come on.

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Did you find the address, Aunt Flo?

address aunt

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Aunt Flo! - Oh, Stanley, no!

aunt stanley

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Not Aunt Flo! - It was the fish!

aunt fish

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Oh, what a good baby.

baby

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What a good son I have.

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Now we'll never know where that pet store is.

store

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There can't be that many pet stores in South Park, dude.

park south south-park stores

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Aunt Flo isn't from South Park.

aunt park south south-park

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The pet store could be anywhere between here and Denver.

denver store

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Well, we better get working.

working

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Cartmans, you go home and call all the pet stores

cartmans home stores

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in the phone book.

book phone

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Can do! - Screw you!

screw

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It's all taken care of, Stanley... oh!

care stanley taken taken-care

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I've got such a good boy.

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Such a handsome boy!

handsome

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Come on, we're running out of time.

running

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Hey, why is the basement door locked?

basement door door-locked locked

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♪ Cracked corn and I don't care ♪

care corn cracked

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♪ Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care! ♪

care corn cracked jimmy

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♪ My master's gone away ♪

gone masters

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♪ Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care ♪

care corn cracked jimmy

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don't see any pet stores called Indian Burial Ground.

burial burial-ground called ground indian stores

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Shut up, dude, I'm trying to watch TV!

watch

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And now back to the Terrance and Phillip Halloween Special!

halloween phillip special terrance

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That fart was absolutely ghoulish, Terrance!

absolutely fart terrance

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Man, that's hella funny!

funny hella

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What's so funny about that?

funny

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No, Kitty, this is my pot pie!

kitty

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No, Kitty, that's a bad kitty!

kitty

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Who's my kitty?

kitty

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Who's my Mr. Kitty?

kitty

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My fluffy ol' pal?

fluffy

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Yes, that's a guy-- that's my Mr. Kitty.

kitty

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No, Kitty! Bad kitty!

kitty

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You suck, dude.

suck

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Stanley, Kenny's mother is here.

kennys mother stanley

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She's wondering if you've seen Kenny.

kenny seen wondering

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You saw him, didn't you?

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You saw my boy.

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Yeah, my goldfish-- - Yeah!

goldfish

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Stan just got a new goldfish,

goldfish stan

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and he wanted to show it to Kenny,

kenny wanted

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but Kenny never came over.

kenny

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My Kenny used to laugh and play.

kenny laugh used

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He was eight years old, just like you, my Kenny was.

eight eight-years kenny years

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I know. - You gotta tell me.

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What happened to him?

happened

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You have to know something!

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Mrs. McCormick, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

mccormick

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You've been drinking.

drinking

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That's right, I'm a little drunk.

drunk

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You'd be drunk, too, if you lost your boy.

drunk lost

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My Kenny used to sing and dance!

dance kenny sing used

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You guys, I found the pet store!

found store

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Come on, let's go!

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Mom, I know you think I did all this,

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but I'm gonna prove to you it was this fucking fish.

fish fucking prove

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I believe you, sweetheart.

believe sweetheart

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Run from him, boys. Run and don't stop.

boys

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Can I help you boys? - I want to return a fish.

boys fish return

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Damn it! - What?

↓

That's the ninth return I've had this week.

ninth return week

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What's wrong with it? Oh, let me guess.

↓

It killed a bunch of people, right?

bunch killed

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Yeah, dude! - Damn it!

↓

It's just like all the other returns.

returns

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Dude, why is your store called

called store

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the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store?

burial burial-ground ground indian store

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Well, there was an Indian

indian

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burial ground here before I bought it.

bought burial burial-ground ground

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So you just built your store on top of Indian burial ground?

built burial burial-ground ground indian store

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Oh, hell no!

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First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on 'em,

bodies pissed

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and then buried them again upside-down.

buried upside

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Why? - Why?

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I don't know. I was drunk.

drunk

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We think that when you did that,

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you opened up a doorway to an evil parallel universe.

evil evil-parallel evil-parallel-universe opened parallel parallel-universe universe

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Well, that certainly would explain a lot.

certainly explain

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Like what? - Well, like this.

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I've been wondering what the hell this was!

wondering

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Hello, Mr. Marsh.

marsh

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Top of the evening to you.

evening

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Okay, bye, then.

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Sharon? - Yes, hon?

sharon

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There's a policeman being held prisoner in our basement.

basement held policeman prisoner

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Yes, hon, I had to restrain him

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so he wouldn't find the bodies in the backyard

backyard bodies

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and take our baby away.

baby

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Why'd you take his pants off?

pants whyd

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Sh-Sharon?

sharon

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Why'd you take his pants off?

pants whyd

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Oh, Randy, I just don't know what to do anymore.

anymore randy

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What is it? - I just...

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I can't believe that Aunt Flo is gone,

aunt believe gone

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that she won't be visiting me ever again.

visiting

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Oh, well, don't think of it as an end,

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think of it as a new beginning.

beginning

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Now, could you fill me in on the dead bodies

bodies dead dead-bodies fill

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and captive policeman stuff real quick?

captive policeman quick real real-quick stuff

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Look, pal, this is very simple.

simple

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All I want to do is return this fish.

fish return

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I can't give you your money back.

money

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I don't care, dude, I just want this fish away from me!

care fish

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No, I won't take it back. - Listen, friend.

friend

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You can't sell people pets like this.

pets sell

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You have to have a sign that says,

sign

↓

"Warning: these fish are from an evil parallel universe."

evil evil-parallel evil-parallel-universe fish parallel parallel-universe universe warning

↓

Now, it's not our fault you disrespected the bodies

bodies disrespected fault

↓

of this land's native people,

lands native

↓

but by golly, you're gonna take this fish back.

fish golly

↓

All right, you win.

↓

Wow, thanks, Evil Cartman!

cartman evil evil-cartman thanks

↓

And sir, can I make a suggestion?

suggestion

↓

Move your store,

store

↓

and let these great people of the Wampanoag

↓

rest in peace.

peace rest

↓

You kick ass, Evil Cartman! - Yeah!

cartman evil evil-cartman kick

↓

You know what I like best about you?

best

↓

You don't say "hella" like our Cartman does.

cartman hella

↓

I swear, if he says that one more time, I'm gonna kill him.

kill swear

↓

Now, Kyle, murder is never an answer.

answer kyle murder

↓

What the...

↓

- He was here. Cartman was just here.

cartman

↓

Who are you? - We're looking for Cartman.

cartman looking

↓

The trail ended here.

ended trail

↓

Where is he? - I don't know who you mean.

↓

Maybe this will jog your memory!

memory

↓

No, stop! You don't know what you're doing!

↓

Those pets are evil!

evil pets

↓

I'm sure glad that's over with.

glad

↓

Now I can sleep at night.

night sleep

↓

Hey, you guys, we still have time to enter

enter

↓

the pumpkin carving contest.

carving contest pumpkin

↓

Hey, yeah! I almost forgot.

forgot

↓

Come on! I bet that, together,

↓

we can make the best pumpkin ever!

best pumpkin

↓

You know, Evil Cartman, I like you

cartman evil evil-cartman

↓

a lot better than our Cartman.

cartman

↓

Yeah, you're cool, and you don't say "hella."

cool hella

↓

Oh, thanks, you guys.

thanks

↓

I certainly like you a lot more

certainly

↓

than in my evil parallel universe.

evil evil-parallel evil-parallel-universe parallel parallel-universe universe

↓

Ah! Ah!

↓

So where are we gonna find a pumpkin to carve?

carve pumpkin

↓

Let's use Kenny's squash.

kennys squash

↓

Yeah, you know, I never thought

↓

it was such a bad little squash.

squash

↓

It just needs some tender loving care.

care loving needs tender

↓

Boo! - Ah!

↓

Oh, man, this movie is hella scary.

hella movie scary

↓

Aha! There you are, Cartman.

cartman

↓

Nice costume, you guys.

costume

↓

You spend about a buck fifty on those?

buck fifty spend

↓

We're here to take you back, Goody-Two-shoes.

goody shoes

↓

Oh? I've got a better idea.

idea

↓

Why don't you two go fuck yourselves?

fuck yourselves

↓

Hey, what's wrong with you, Cartman?

cartman

↓

What's wrong with me? Let's see.

↓

Um, I hate you guys.

hate

↓

You're hella stupid.

hella hella-stupid stupid

↓

Come on, Mr. Wholesome.

wholesome

↓

We're taking you back to our universe.

universe

↓

Don't touch me!

touch

↓

What the hell's going on?

hells

↓

Cartman never hits us.

cartman hits

↓

All right, just stand there, Cartman.

cartman stand

↓

This gengratication gun will send you back to our universe.

send universe

↓

Oh, wait, you guys are from the evil parallel universe?

evil evil-parallel evil-parallel-universe parallel parallel-universe universe

↓

Oh, it's about friggin' time you showed up.

friggin showed

↓

You don't want me. You want that impostor Cartman.

cartman

↓

Come on, I'll show you.

↓

- And the winner is...

winner

↓

Squash-O'-Lantern!

lantern squash

↓

By Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski,

broflovski kyle marsh stan stan-marsh

↓

and the evil Eric Cartman from a parallel universe!

cartman eric eric-cartman evil parallel parallel-universe universe

↓

We won, dude! - Hooray!

hooray

↓

You boys win the Halloween chocolate ball!

ball boys chocolate halloween

↓

Oh, no!

↓

Stan and Kyle have come to take me back my world!

kyle stan world

↓

I don't want to go back!

↓

Don't worry, Evil Cartman.

cartman evil evil-cartman worry

↓

You're staying with us.

staying

↓

Now, zap his hella ass back to your... hella universe!

hella universe

↓

Stop saying "hella," Cartman!

cartman hella

↓

Thought you could get away from us, huh, Cartman?

cartman

↓

Please! - Leave him alone, butthole.

alone butthole

↓

Shut your trap, kid!

trap

↓

Why don't you guys take our Cartman back?

cartman

↓

He's more like you anyways.

anyways

↓

Hey, you backstabbing sellout!

backstabbing

↓

It's time, Cartman.

cartman

↓

Prepare for gengratication.

prepare

↓

Well, goodbye, you guys.

goodbye

↓

It's been fun.

fun

↓

Oh, what now?

↓

- It's the evil pets!

evil pets

↓

The gengratication gun!

↓

Get to the stage!

stage

↓

Oh, dear... it really was Stan's fish

dear fish stans

↓

that killed those people.

killed

↓

Give me that gun, kid.

↓

Up yours, evil twin!

evil evil-twin twin

↓

No...

↓

Ah...

↓

All right, now you just gotta send this bozo through,

bozo send

↓

and the whole mess will be over with.

mess whole whole-mess

↓

Sorry, Cartman. We like Evil Cartman better.

cartman evil evil-cartman

↓

See ya. - What?!

↓

- We can't deal with you saying "hella" anymore, Cartman!

anymore cartman deal hella

↓

You're going to the other universe.

universe

↓

Hey!

↓

Which one is the good Cartman?

cartman

↓

I am!

↓

Stop wasting time, Cartman-- we have to send

cartman send wasting

↓

one of you back to the evil universe.

evil universe

↓

Yeah, now, which one of you is the Cartman we can't stand?

cartman stand

↓

He is!

↓

Time is running out. You'll have to destroy us both.

destroy running

↓

What?!

↓

It's the only way you can be sure.

↓

We have to both go for the good of the world.

world

↓

No! Screw you guys!

screw

↓

How did you guys know?

↓

Our Cartman would never say anything like that.

cartman

↓

You guys are hella stupid!

hella hella-stupid stupid

↓

I knew you would fall for that.

fall

↓

Oh, no, dude! - You tricked us, Cartman!

cartman tricked

↓

That's right, I did!

↓

♪ You guys are hella stupid ♪

hella hella-stupid stupid

↓

♪ You guys are hella lame ♪

hella lame

↓

♪ You guys are hella dumb ♪

dumb hella

↓

♪ Hella, hella, hella ♪

hella

↓

Damn it!

↓

I'm sorry my wife held you captive, Officer.

captive held officer wife

↓

She's been upset 'cause her Aunt Flo

aunt upset

↓

isn't gonna visit her anymore.

anymore visit

↓

Oh, I understand.

↓

I remember when my wife stopped getting her monthly visitor.

monthly remember stopped visitor wife

↓

Uh, do you want your pants back?

pants

↓

No. Just leave me with my dignity.

dignity

↓

Okay, people, move along, nothing to see here!

along

↓

♪ You guys are my best friends ♪

best best-friends friends

↓

♪ Through thick and thin, we've always been together ♪

thick thin

↓

♪ We're four of a kind, havin' fun all day ♪

four fun havin

↓

♪ Pallin' around and laughin' away ♪

↓

♪ Just best friends ♪

best best-friends friends

↓

♪ Best friends are we ♪

best best-friends friends

↓

I love you guys.

love