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Season 2, Episode 14 — Chef Aid

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I need some help over here!
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Please help, I think he's got third degree burns!
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Give the child to me.
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Is he going to be all right, Doctor?
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Uh... - Is he going to live?
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It's a stick.
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Damn it, don't give me that medical jargon.
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Just tell me straight, is he gonna be okay?
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And so on this 15th day of what is considered
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to be the most important trial of the...day,
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Johnnie Cochran has appeared to defend Capitalist Records.
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The question now is,
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will Cochran use his famous Chewbacca defense?
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What's a Chewbacca defense? - I don't know.
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That's what Cochran used in the O.J. Simpson trial.
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Goddamn, I hate that Cochran guy!
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If he was here in front of me, I'd be like...
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hey!
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You stupid son of a bitch!
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I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!
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I'm sure that would scare the hell out of him, Cartman.
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And so, in summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
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you've heard the version of my client's song
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recorded over 20 years ago.
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You've heard the exact same song
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produced by these cheats in the past month.
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I'd say it's pretty much an open and shut case.
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Make the right decision. Thank you.
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We've got them.
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Mr. Johnnie Cochran, your closing arguments?
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Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury.
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Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe
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that his client wrote "Stinky Britches"
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ten years ago, and they make a good case.
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Hell, I almost felt pity myself.
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But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury,
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I have one final thing I want you to consider.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca.
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Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyk.
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But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor.
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Now think about that.
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That does not make sense.
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Damn it. - What?
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He's using the Chewbacca defense.
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Why would a Wookie--
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an eight-foot-tall Wookie--
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want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks?
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That does not make sense.