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Season 2, Episode 12 — Clubhouses

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Clubhouses
Air date: September 23, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
Stan needs to build a clubhouse so he and Kyle can play "Truth or Dare" with Wendy and her friend, who has a crush on Kyle. Cartman and Kenny retaliate by building a clubhouse of their own; only theirs has hot chicks. Meanwhile, the Marshes marriage breaks up and Stan learns a valuable lesson about love and family.
Source: TMDB
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Kenny, my mom says you can go get carpeting
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in the living room now.
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And stop your bitchin'!
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What are you doing, sweetheart?
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Getting a cookie. We're building a clubhouse
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and then we're-- - You men are all alike.
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First you get a cookie and then you criticize the way I dress
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and then it's the way I cook.
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I suppose next you'll be telling me
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that you need your space
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and that I'm sabotaging your creativity.
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Go ahead, Stanley, get your goddamn cookie!
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'Kay.
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And so, children, today we're going to focus
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on American history. Right, Mr. Twig?
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That's right, Mr. Garrison. American history is very
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When is Mr. Hat coming back? - What did you say?
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When is Mr. Hat coming back?
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I told you to never to mention that name
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in my classroom again.
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Mr. Hat is a two-timing whore,
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and now we all learn from Mr. Twig!
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But Mr. Twig sucks. - Yeah!
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That is enough! Mr. Hat is gone
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and he isn't coming back! and I don't want to hear it!
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Anyway, children, let's turn our history
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textbooks to page 105, which would be right after...
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So, how's your lameass clubhouse, Stan?
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Better than yours, fat boy. - We'll see about that.
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Don't forget you need to cut school early
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and wait for the hot tub guy.
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Is the clubhouse ready? - Almost.
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Stan, are you paying attention?
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Yes, Mr. Garrison. - Well then, Stanley,
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what did I just say?
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Um...
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You said that even though Charo appeared 12 times
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on "The Love Boat", the episode with
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"Captain and Tennille" got higher ratings.
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Well, okay, I suppose you were paying attention.
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Anyway, children... - Good guess, dude.
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Phew!
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Psst, pass this up.
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Pass this up.
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Pass this up.
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P-Pass this up.
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Stanley, are you passing notes to Kyle?
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No, I just - Don't lie, Stan,
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