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Season 2, Episode 12 — Clubhouses

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Clubhouses
Air date: September 23, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
Stan needs to build a clubhouse so he and Kyle can play "Truth or Dare" with Wendy and her friend, who has a crush on Kyle. Cartman and Kenny retaliate by building a clubhouse of their own; only theirs has hot chicks. Meanwhile, the Marshes marriage breaks up and Stan learns a valuable lesson about love and family.
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That's not it, you idiot! - Hey, back off, bitch!
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You just said the "C" word! - Did I?
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This is a sweet spot for a clubhouse.
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Yeah, hey, Stan, what did your dad mean
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when he said we're gonna play Truth or Dare?
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Oh, uh, just that maybe when we're finished,
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Wendy and Bebe can come over and play.
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Dude, what kind of sick joke is that?
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Girls suck ass.
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Well, of course, they do, but, uh...
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wouldn't it be sweet to play Truth or Dare with them?
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What, why? Because, dude,
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we could make them do really gross stuff like eat bugs.
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Hey, yeah, that would be sweet!
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We could totally ruin their lives!
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What are you guys doing?
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We're building a clubhouse.
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A clubhouse?
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That's the lamest thing I've ever heard.
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It's not lame, it's sweet.
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After we build this clubhouse, we're going to get
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girls to play Truth or Dare.
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Why?
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Because, dumbass, we can dare them to do
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gross stuff and make them cry.
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What, were you born yesterday?
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Yeah, now beat it, you guys. This clubhouse is private.
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That's fine. We'll build our own clubhouse.
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Fine. Fine, and then we'll get
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girls to play Truth or Dare, too.
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Fine. - Fine.
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Fine.
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Fine! - Fine! That's fine!
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Fine! - Fine!
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No, Kenny, you can't look.
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I'm the foreman.
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Because, Kenny, your family's poor.
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You have to be the worker.
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No, Kenny!
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How's the treehouse coming along, hon?
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Mom, it's not a treehouse, it's a clubhouse!
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Sorry, hon.
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Mom, can we pull up the carpeting
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in the living room? Well, I don't know, Eric.
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If you did that, then the floors would be bare.
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But, Mom, the blueprint says
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we need carpeting in the clubhouse!
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Well, all right.