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Season 2, Episode 11 — Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

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soon you'll be witnessing the wonders of the universe.
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But first I want to show you how the planet-arium works.
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As if we care?
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Hey, who are you?
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Little Missy here runs the big projector for us.
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I love my work.
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Wow, dude, you're only as old as us.
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Shouldn't you be in school? - I love my work.
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Come on, let's get into the planet-arium, shall we?
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Good morning, children, and welcome to the planet-arium.
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We're going on a fascinating ride through the universe.
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So I want you to lean back
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in your chairs and get comfortable.
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This is stupid.
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And now I'm going to dim the lights
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and let the stars... come out.
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Whoopee.
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Here we see the constellation called the Big Dipper.
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If I project a drawing of a big dipper on top of it...
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we see where this constellation gets its name.
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These stars over here form the constellation
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of Taurus, the bull.
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While these stars form the constellation Roger Ebert.
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And these two little stars over here
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form the constellation the Crusades.
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Now, stars are actually made of hot gas,
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which is exactly what comes out of--
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Ah, man, screw this.
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And now breathe deep as the stars
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slowly start to move in little circles.
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I know you think planet-ariums are boring,
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but I'm gonna try to change the way you think about that.
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♪ If we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs ♪
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♪ We'd be lame ♪
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That was great, Tommy!
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Tommy Frets from Torey Pines.
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He could be our winner.
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Excuse me, but I do believe that sucked ass.
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Oh, and what's your name, little boy?
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Eric Cartman.
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All right, here's Eric Cartman
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giving it a shot.
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♪ If we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs ♪
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♪ We'd be... lame! ♪
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♪ I'm talking "Night Court ♪