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South Park

Season 2, Episode 11 — Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

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Yes.
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Well, Cheesy Poofs is looking for a kid
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Watch for our talent van as it goes around the country.
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If you win, you could be picked
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to be in our next Cheesy Poof commercial.
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So remember... ♪ I love Cheesy Poofs ♪
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♪ If we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs ♪
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♪ We'd be lame ♪
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Okay, children, let's quiet down
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so the nice bus driver
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can concentrate on the road.
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That ain't how you do it! You do it like this!
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Sit down and shut up!
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Ow, Jesus, lady!
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Whoa! - This is the planetarium!
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Watch your step on the way down so as not to hurt yourselves!
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Ow.
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Okay, children, now, I'm going to remind you
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that this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel.
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Let's behave ourselves.
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Does your child have what it takes
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to be the next Cheesy Poofs anthem singer?
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Hey, there it is!
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We're going around the country
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to find the kid who can sing
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the Cheesy Poofs song better than anybody.
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with both hands tied behind my back.
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- You couldn't get both your arms behind your back, fat-ass.
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Come on, Eric, we're going to the planetarium.
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But I have to go sing the Cheesy Poofs song
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for that talent van!
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No, you have to go in this building
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and see a bunch of stupid stars, now, come on.
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Hello, children. My name is Dr. Adams.
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Welcome to the planet-arium.
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I thought it was planetarium?
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Well, it is, but I have a bone disease
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which impedes my ability
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to pronounce the "T" in planet-arium.
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That's a pretty weird bone disease.
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Yes, perhaps someday I can get a bone marrow transplant.
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Yes, little boy?
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How long is that Cheesy Poof van gonna be outside?
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Well, I don't know, but anyway, boys and girls,