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Season 2, Episode 9 — Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

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- ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
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- Why do we hold the Sundance Film Festival here, Phyllis?
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It's so painfully crowded.
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Because, people from LA love to come
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to a quaint little mountain town for a few days,
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and this gives them an excuse.
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No, this used to be a quaint little mountain town.
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Now look at it! Sushi restaurants,
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upscale clothes stores, $25 parking, Liam Neeson.
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I tell you Phyllis, I think we've tapped
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this town's resources out. We must move the festival
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to another small mountain town and begin again.
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That's not a bad idea.
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But where?
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Whoa.
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Okay, children,
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I have some very exciting news for you.
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Why don't you tell them, Mr. Twig?
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That's right, Mr. Garrison!
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Wow, cool. - They're not gonna show
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that stupid-ass Godzilla movie again, are they?
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No, no, Kyle. These are independent films.
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Oh, like "Independence Day"? That sucked ass too.
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Nah, dude, independent films
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are those black and white hippie movies.
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They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
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No, they're not!
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Independent films are produced outside the Hollywood system.
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They're movies without all the glitz and glamour
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of Hollywood.
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Well, you show me one independent film
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that isn't about gay cowboys eating pudding.
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Once again, you have no idea
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what you're talking about, fat-ass!
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I'm not fat! I just haven't grown into
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my body yet, you skinny bitch!
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Eric, if you call Wendy a bitch one more time,
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I'm sending you to the Principal's office.
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Bitch. - That's it, Eric, you--!
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I'm going.
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Anyway, children, I want you all to see
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at least one independent film at the festival and then