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South Park

Season 2, Episode 4 — Chickenlover

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What's that?
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Oh, boy, here we go again.
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Children, uh...
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what's the one thing that's more sacred to a man
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than anything else in the world?
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Uh...bicycles?
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Ham?
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No, not ham, you fat.
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Screw you! It's ham, isn't it?
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No, no, no, children.
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I'm talking about the most important part of a man's body.
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Your heart? - Your eyes.
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Oh!
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That's right.
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Hey! My mom says you're not supposed
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to call it a "penis," Kenny!
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You're supposed to call it a "fireman."
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- A "fireman"?
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- That's the proper way to say it,
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or else you get a spanking.
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- Damn it, children.
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Why do I always have to be the one
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to explain all this stuff to you?
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Ask your parents for once. - Hey, wait!
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Dude, something tells me this bris thing isn't good.
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Hey, Mackey, you got any more pot?
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My four-year-old needs a fix.
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- Hey, Mackey!
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Now we see what you and Homer Simpson have in common:
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"dope"!
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Hey, Mackey!
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Who do you think you are?
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Hey, hippie, you gonna do some drugs?
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I don't think I've seen you around here before.
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No, I just-- I had to get away, okay.
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I just lost my job.
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Oh, that's weak, man.
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You know what you need?
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You need a good stiff drink.
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Oh, I-I-I don't drink, okay?
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Trust me, man, it'll make you feel better.
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Drinking's bad.
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Go ahead, drink the beer.
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It'll calm you down.
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Yeah, why the hell not?
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It's just a beer.
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Don't be such a pussy, okay.
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So how do you feel?