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South Park

Season 2, Episode 4 — Chickenlover

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and one of them now has half of a lid of Jamaican grass
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because of you!
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How--how am I gonna make ends meet?
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Okay.
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What--what will I do for money?
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There, there, now,
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maybe this will all blow over someday
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and we can give you a job as a janitor,
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cleaning up vomit with that pink sawdust stuff.
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Okay.
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Aah!
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Man, that sucked getting searched.
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Yeah, my ass is killing me.
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Why did they search us?
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That mari-ju-wana never even made it to us.
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I wonder who took it.
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And now it's almost time for Bobo's...
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Hello there, children.
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Hey, Chef.
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How's it going?
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Bad. - Why bad?
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- Children, I heard about what happened at school today.
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Now, none of you took that nasty marijuana, did you?
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- No, dude, we never even saw it.
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- Okay, because I just want to tell you
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that drugs are bad!
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We know, we know. That's what everybody says.
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Right.
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But do you know why they're bad?
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Because they're an addictive solution to a greater problem
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causing disease of both body and mind with consequences
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far outweighing their supposed benefits.
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And do you have any idea what that means?
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No.
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I know, drugs are bad because if you do drugs,
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you're a hippie, and hippies suck.
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Look, children, this is all I'm gonna say about drugs:
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stay away from them!
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There's a time and a place for everything,
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and it's called "college."
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Do you understand?
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Dude.
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Okay.
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Hey, are you gonna come to Ike's bris this weekend?
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Oh, hell no, I can't bear to see that.
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What do you mean?
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Don't you boys know what a bris is?
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They're going to circumcise him.