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Season 1, Episode 11 — Tom's Rhinoplasty

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Tom's Rhinoplasty
Air date: February 11, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty. All the boys compete for the attention of their beautiful substitute teacher Ms. Ellen.
Source: TMDB
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in the second season of "Buck Rogers" beautiful?
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Yeah, that one! - Whoo!
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I gotta meet this woman.
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Stan, didn't you notice how her left arm
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is longer than the right one?
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No. - Well, it is!
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That's okay, you know what they say
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about women with one arm longer than the other.
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That's right.
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Well, did you notice that mole on the back of her neck
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with the hair growing out of it?
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That's okay, you know what they say
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about women with a mole on the back of their necks
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with hair growin' out of it.
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Stan, we're still valentines, right?
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Sure, Wendy, whatever.
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Hey, we should buy Miss Ellen Valentine's Day presents.
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Yeah, we'll go to the mall tonight.
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I'm gonna buy her a vacuum cleaner.
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Chicks like vacuum cleaners!
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♪ I remember when we were so in love ♪
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♪ The moments that we shared were timeless ♪
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♪ Saw it in the wind ♪
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♪ Knew it in a glance ♪
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♪ The songs we sang were simple and rhymeless ♪
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♪ I can't stop now ♪
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♪ My heart's awake ♪
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♪ I feel your arms ♪
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♪ My arms to take ♪
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♪ I guess times change ♪
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♪ Even when love is the same ♪
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Oh, goodness.
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Would anybody mind cleaning my erasers after class?
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Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
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You guys are so immature!
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Act like eight-year-olds!
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Stan, how 'bout you?
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I'd love to!
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Now, children, let's review our multiplication tables.
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Cartman?
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What's a multiplication table?
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Didn't Mr. Garrison teach multiplication?
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Well, where did he leave off?
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We were learning about how Yasmine Bleeth
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is going out with that Richard Grieco guy
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that used to be on "21 Jump Street"
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but then he got his own show for just a little while.
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Oh, hello.