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Season 1, Episode 11 — Tom's Rhinoplasty

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Tom's Rhinoplasty
Air date: February 11, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty. All the boys compete for the attention of their beautiful substitute teacher Ms. Ellen.
Source: TMDB
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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting: "Howdy neighbor." ♪
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♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
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Stan, you know it's almost Valentine's Day.
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I know.
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Maybe we should go on a cruise or something.
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I can't afford a cruise, dude.
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I know, but we can make a little boat out of cardboard
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and pretend it's a cruise!
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Shut up, Cartman!
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That is so lame!
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And then we could dress up in little costumes
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and pretend we're getting married.
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Stop this!
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You're killing me over here!
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Children, I have some difficult news for you.
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Mr. Garrison won't be teaching for a while.
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He has to have surgery!
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So you're going to have a substitute teacher!
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And I want you to show the substitute
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the same respect you show for Mr. Garrison.
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Yes, little boy?
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We don't have respect for Mr. Garrison.
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Oh. Anyhoo, I want you all to meet your new substitute,
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Miss Ellen.
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Hello, children.
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Whoa! - Whoa!
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Wow, she's pretty.
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You can say that again.
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Good luck, Miss Ellen.
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If they get out of control,
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just use this tear gas, okay?
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Thank you.
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I'm sure I'll be fine.
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Now, children, I know that you must be very upset
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about your teacher having surgery,
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but I promise I'll try to make things as easy as possible
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for all of us.
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Stan?
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Stan!
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Now let me try and learn your names
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by your seating assignments.
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You are Eric Cartman?
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Yes, ma'am!
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