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Season 1, Episode 9 — Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

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Haven't you guys ever heard of him?
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Kyle, that is enough!
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See, that's what you get when you raise your child
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to be a pagan! - Now, that does it!
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I am going straight to the mayor about you!
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Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry.
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Was it the pagan remark?
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You guys, look.
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It's snowing.
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Whoa! Christmas snow.
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Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue.
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It's fun.
fun
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Oh, sick, dude.
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Hey! What the hell are you doing?
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Jewish people can't eat Christmas snow.
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We can too.
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No, I think it's against the law, dude.
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Officer Barbrady? - What?
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Is it illegal for Jews to eat Christmas snow?
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Yes. - Damn it!
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Hey, come on, guys.
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We have to go tell Santa Claus what we want for Christmas.
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Yeah, we'll see you later, Kyle.
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Guess there's no reason for you to come
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since you don't get Christmas presents.
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No, but I get Chanukah presents for eight days.
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Too bad it's usually a dreidel
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or something lame like that.
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We'll catch up with you later Kyle.
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Wait, I may not have Santa,
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but I do have Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.
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What is it this about Christmas Poo, dude?
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Mr. Hankey, he comes out of the toilet every year,
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and gives presents to everybody
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who has a lot of fiber in their diet.
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Kyle come on, seriously,
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you are really reaching right now.
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Well, you're gonna be sorry when you see me
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riding around on Santa's sleigh
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with Mr. Hankey, fat ass!
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You're not gonna ride on Santa's sleigh
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because you're a Jew, Kyle.
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See ya' dude.
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♪ It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas ♪
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♪ My friends won't let me join in any games ♪
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♪ And I can't sing Christmas songs ♪
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♪ Or decorate a Christmas tree ♪
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♪ Or leave water out for Rudolph ♪