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Season 1, Episode 9 — Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

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and they were so afraid.
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And the angel said unto them, "Fear not,
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"for behold, I bring you tidings of great joy.
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"For born unto you this day in the City of David,
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"is the savior, Jesus Christ, our lord.
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"Glory to god in the highest and on earth peace,
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and good will towards man."
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the birth of Jesus.
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Come on Mary, push!
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I can see its head!
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It's a boy.
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Oh.
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Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait!
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Kyle, what the hell was that?
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You need to hold the baby by the legs,
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not by the head.
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What kind of sick weirdo are you?
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Sorry. - And Wendy,
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I'm still not believing the labor pains.
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Okay. - Mr. Garrison,
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what the hell do you think you're doing?
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Well, I'm trying to direct the school Christmas play.
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But your son was holding baby Jesus' fetus by the head.
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How dare you include the nativity
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in a school play!
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Don't you realize my son is Jewish?
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So?
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So what makes you think he should play Joseph?
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Because it's Christmas.
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Our family doesn't celebrate Christmas.
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You're not gonna lay that Chanukah crap on me, are you?
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What, what, what?
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You're not going to get away with this Mr. Garrison!
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Good, Kyle's mom is here to ruin Christmas!
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Shut up fat boy!
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I'm not fat, I'm festively plump.
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Why are you Jewish on Christmas, Kyle?
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Kyle is there anything you can do for the Christmas play
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that isn't related to Jesus?
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How about the dreidel song, bubby?
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I can sing "The Mr. Hankey Song."
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The Mr. Hankey Song, how does that go?
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♪ Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo ♪
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♪ He loves me and I love you ♪
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Christmas Poo?
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What the hell is Christmas Poo?
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Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.