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Season 1, Episode 5 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

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And now, children, our friend Mr. Hat
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is going to tell us all about genetic engineering.
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That's right, Mr. Garrison,
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genetic engineering is an exciting new science.
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You can splice DNA from some animals
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and make them better.
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Mr. Garrison? - Yes, Kyle.
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With genetic engineering,
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can you make an elephant smaller?
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Well, yes, I suppose you could.
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You could splice elephant genes
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with a dog or cat or potbellied pig genes.
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That's it!
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I'm going to combine my elephant
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with a potbellied pig and make potbellied elephants.
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They'd be smart like elephants,
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but small like pigs.
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That'd be cool!
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I want a potbellied elephant.
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Yes, I'll pay $50 for one.
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That's stupid.
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Shut up, Terrance!
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We can genetical engineer anything we want.
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Oh, yeah? I bet I can
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genetically clone a whole human being
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before you crossbreed an elephant and a pig.
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I'll bet you can't! - Watch me, plebeian!
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Well, spank my ass and call me Charlie.
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Isn't this exciting?
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Two A+ students in a cloning war.
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Yes, Mr. Garrison, genetic engineering
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lets us correct God's horrible, horrible mistakes,
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like German people.
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You know, you boys might want to visit
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the genetic engineering ranch
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outside of town for help.
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And you could both use this for your
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science fair projects next month.
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Genetic engineering ranch? Sweet!
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Wait, wait. We still need a pig.
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We can use Cartman's pig.
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Hey! You leave Fluffy out of this!
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We're not gonna hurt her. We just need some of her blood.
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You're not using any of Fluffy's blood!
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Else I'll kick you in the nuts!
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Kyle? Kyle, no!
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Stanley, can I talk to you for a minute?
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Okay. - I couldn't help notice