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South Park

Season 1, Episode 5 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

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♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
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Stan, where'd you get that black eye?
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Nothing, I mean nowhere.
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Your sister beat you up again, huh?
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No!
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Yeah, your sister kicked your ass!
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She's just pissed off
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'cause she got headgear at the dentist.
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She's taking it out on me.
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Yeah, but that sucks you
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get your butt kicked by a girl, Stan.
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I would never let a woman kick my ass.
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If she tried anything,
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I'd be like, "Hey, you get your bitch-ass
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back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
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My parents don't even believe that she beats me up.
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They think she's all innocent and sweet.
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But I know that she's an evil bitch.
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Be a man, Stan.
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Just say, "Hey, woman!
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You shut your mouth and make babies!"
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Hey, Kyle, what's that elephant doing?
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You mean this one?
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Yeah. - He's my new pet elephant.
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Wow, dude. Where'd you get a pet elephant?
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I got it mail order from Africa.
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The ad said it would take 4 to 6 weeks,
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but it only took 3!
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Wow, that's cool! - No, it's not cool!
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My mom won't let me keep him in the house!
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She says he's too big and that its poop
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is bigger than our couch.
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That's why my mom got me a potbellied pig
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because its poop is small.
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Well, yeah, but pigs aren't smart like elephants.
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Hey! Wait a minute!
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What is that thing?
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Uh, oh. This is the new retarded kid.
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Oh, I'm sorry, little girl.
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But you still can't get on.
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You have to take the special ed bus!
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Boy, it looks like you're not welcome anywhere, elephant.
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See you!
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If a woman ever gave me crap,
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I'd say, "Hey, you go do my laundry!"
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Sit down, kid!
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Yes, ma'am.