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Season 1, Episode 4 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Air date: September 03, 1997
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
Stan's got a new dog named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find someone who will love him for who he is.
Source: TMDB
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the school's ever seen.
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I guarantee they'll beat the spread.
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I'm gonna put all my money on the Cows.
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I'll put $300 on the Cows too, if they guarantee...
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Hey, I want to put some money on the cows too.
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Whoa, whoa!
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Don't get too carried away, now.
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You better be right about this, Jimbo.
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Yeah.
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Uh, don't-- don't worry yourself.
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Are you sure Stan is that good?
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Well, not that sure.
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I think we better come up with a backup plan.
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Uh, let's see here.
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Hey, bookie, what--
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what's the halftime show gonna be?
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You haven't heard?
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John Stamos' older brother Richard Stamos
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is gonna sing "Loving You".
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I love that song.
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"Loving you"? That's perfect.
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Come on, Ned, Middle Park's gonna get
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a halftime show they'll never forget.
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Okay, Sparky, we got you a present.
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Now why don't--damn it, Sparky,
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where do you keep getting this thing?
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No pink bandana, Sparky.
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Bad dog!
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Now pay attention.
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Sparky, this is Fifi.
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Ooh la la!
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There he goes.
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Attaboy, Spark, get her!
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Yes!
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Ah, crap. Now what do I do?
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Who cares if your dog is gay?
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Maybe it's not that bad.
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No way, dude, my mom says
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God hates gay people.
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That's why he smote the sodomies in France.
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I know, Mr. Garrison said
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that homosexuals are evil, but...
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but Sparky doesn't seem evil.
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Well, maybe Mr. Garrison is wrong.
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You should ask somebody else.
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Like who?
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And now back to "Jesus and Pals"
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on South Park public access.
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