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Season 1, Episode 4 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Air date: September 03, 1997
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
Stan's got a new dog named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester like a little bitch. The other boys taunt Stan about his gay dog and Sparky runs away to find someone who will love him for who he is.
Source: TMDB
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Who's Middle Park? - What's homecoming?
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But just remember what I taught you
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that football is like making love
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to a really beautiful woman.
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You can't always score, but when you do,
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it makes all the trying worthwhile.
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Now let's start practice.
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Uh, Mr. Chef, sir?
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Yes, Pip, what is it?
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I still don't have a helmet.
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I know, Pip.
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The school can't afford helmets
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for everybody.
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Yes, but couldn't we rotate
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who doesn't have a helmet every week?
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Does it always have to be me?
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Yes, Pip, I'm afraid it does.
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Oh. - Sorry, son.
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Now get your ass in there.
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Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut.
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Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,
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hut, hut, hut.
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Hike the damn ball!
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Hey, how's practice
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coming there, Chef?
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Huh? Oh, fine, fine.
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I don't have to remind you
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just how important this game is
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to us South Park alumni.
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Elementary school alumni?
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That's as far as most of us got.
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You think we have a shot at beating the spread
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against Middle Park this year?
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I don't know. What--what's the spread?
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Middle park by 70 points. - Hmm.
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Hey, I got it! - I got it, I got it!
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I don't think we have a chance.
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Nonsense, not with my nephew a quarterback.
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Right, Stanley?
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Huh?
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Attaboy! - Great pass, Stan!
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Come on, Ned, we got to get our asses
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to the bookie!
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Okay, that was a good practice, children.
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We'll see you here again tomorrow.
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Hey, Stan, isn't that your dog?
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Yeah, he must have followed me to football practice.
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You see, he is smart.
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