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South Park

Season 1, Episode 2 — Volcano

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Did y'all hear about the news?
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Kathie Lee Gifford is coming to South Park.
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Yeah, 'cause Cartman cheated and won
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the environmental essay contest.
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Hey! - Yeah, yeah, whatever.
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But the mayor just called and asked me
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to sing at the ceremony.
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Wow, are you gonna do it?
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Of course.
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Kathie Lee is a beautiful, sultry queen of sexual fantasy.
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And if I sing to her, maybe I can lure her into
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a night of exotic delectation.
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Yeah, that'd be cool.
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Well, three times bigger than Frank Gifford's, anyway.
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Oh, I can't even concentrate on grading papers
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with all this excitement.
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Why are you looking at me like that, Mr. Hat?
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Have you forgotten about all the pain and suffering
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that Kathie Lee Gifford caused you?
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Mr. Hat, that was a long time ago, and--
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and I was only a child.
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We could've won that talent show.
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We could've been huge.
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Knock-knock, Mr. Hat.
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Who's there? Orange.
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Orange who?
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Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Thank you.
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Wow, Mr. Hat, looks like we might win.
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And now, our last talent show finalist, Kathie Lee Epstein.
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♪ If they could see me now, that little gang of mine ♪
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♪ I'm eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine ♪
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♪ I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact ♪
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♪ The kind of top-drawer first-rate chums I attract ♪
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♪ All I can say is wowee, look at where I am ♪
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♪ Tonight I landed pow right in a pot of jam ♪
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♪ What a setup, holy cow, they'd never believe it ♪
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♪ If my friends could see me now ♪
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It wasn't fair.
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She had choreography.
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How could we compete with that?
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But now she's coming to South Park,
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and I know a way to make it all better.
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How?
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No, Mr. Hat.
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I couldn't...
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kill Kathie Lee Gifford.
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Children, as you all know,