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South Park

Season 1, Episode 1 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

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This is it, this one's for the game.
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Kick the baby.
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Good morning, Miss Crabtree.
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Sit down, we're running late!
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Damn it, he's still there.
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Oh, don't worry about him.
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No, dude, if something happens to him,
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my parents are gonna blame me.
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Sit down back there! Aah!
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Yeah, whatever, you fat bitch.
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What did you say?
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I said I have a bad itch.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God!
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Visitors.
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Ike! Stop the bus!
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Miss Crabtree, you have to stop this bus.
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Do you want an office referral?
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No. - Then sit down!
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But I...
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Aah!
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Cartman, are those the same visitors you saw?
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Shut up, you guys, it's not working.
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We have to do something.
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Well, we can't do anything for now.
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That fat bitch won't let us.
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What did you say?
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I said that rabbits eat lettuce.
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Oh. Well, yes, they certainly do.
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What am I gonna do?
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My little brother's been abducted by aliens.
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You farted.
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Somebody's baking brownies.
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That's the third cow this month.
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At this rate, all my cattle are gonna die
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before the winter's through.
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This is nothing out of the unusual.
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Cows turn themselves inside out all the time.
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People been saying they've been seeing UFOs around.
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UFOs?
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Yeah, and black army CIA helicopters and trucks.
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That's the silliest thing I've ever heard.
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What was that?
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That--that was a pigeon.
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What am I supposed to do, Barbrady?
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Just stand here and watch my cattle
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get mutilated one by one?
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Hey, my cattle!