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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 2, Episode 2 — The Gang Goes Jihad

DENNIS: I just need to get some leverage.

#1

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CHARLIE: Just pull. DENNIS: I'm tryin' to pull it.

#2

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DEE: Pull harder, Dennis.

#3

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If I pull harder it's gonna dig into his leg.

#4

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Don't yell at me.

#5

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I need to jam the shears farther down jam 'em in there!

#6

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- Pull harder and I will! - You should get a doctor to do it.

#7

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Oh, look at me, the millionaire who goes to see doctors!

#8

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(laughs) Come on. Just pull the damn crowbar.

#9

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(screams) Charlie, you want the cast off?

#10

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That's what you wanted. It's what you were asking for.

#11

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Just soak it in hot water, and it gets soft

#12

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and it peels right off piece by piece.

#13

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What do you know about anything?

#14

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- What are you even doing here? - Why are you still here?

#15

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- Just want to be part of the gang. - You're not part of our gang.

#16

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You're not part of the gang either, Dee, so forget that.

#17

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- Yes, I am. - No, you're not.

#18

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The gang is me, Mac and Charlie. That's the gang.

#19

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Dennis, let your sister be part of the gang.

#20

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- She can't be part of the gang. - Why would you say that?

#21

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- Is she part of the gang? - What gang?

#22

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I have no idea what you're talking about.

#23

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- Come on! Pull on it! - Hello. I'm looking for the owner.

#24

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- Yeah, that's us. - We're the owners.

#25

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My name is Ari Frenkel. I just bought the building next door.

#26

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- Oh! - Great, man. That's awesome.

#27

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I purchased it a few months ago,

#28

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but I was just able to move my family into Philadelphia.

#29

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- Ah, yeah. Where from? - Israel.

#30

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Just got to be too dangerous, with everything that's happening.

#31

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That's a tough situation you got over there.

#32

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- You got that whole tsunami... - No?

#33

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- The superdome thing that... - Charlie.

#34

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- No, there's no superdome. - It's one of those places there.

#35

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It's a different country.

#36

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- Never mind. I had a... - Why don't you shut up?

#37

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Anyway, I just... It's all good. (chattering)

#38

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- Stopped over to give you this. - What is this?

#39

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- It's a notice to vacate. - What?

#40

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According to the zoning grid, the piece of property

#41

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that I purchased extends exactly 100 feet to the north.

#42

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Anything south of that dividing line belongs to me.

#43

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- Where's the dividing line? - Right about, here.

#44

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- What? - Bullshit!

#45

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Are you kidding, man?

#46

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- Gonna need you out in a week. - You can't do that.

#47

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Dad, stay out of this. We can handle it, all right?

#48

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Look, man! I don't know how you guys do things in, what was it?

#49

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- Israel. - Israel.

#50

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Israel or whatever, but this is America!

#51

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You can't just come in here and steal our land from us.

#52

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I'm pretty sure that's how this country was founded.

#53

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What are you saying? You're making things up.

#54

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I don't know what that means. Does anybody know what...

#55

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If you're talkin' shit about America, we're kicking your ass.

#56

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- I'm sure you will. - This is our bar.

#57

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Your bar is on my land.

#58

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Goodbye, gentlemen.

#59

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(door opens and closes)

#60

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What are we gonna do?

#61

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This guy comes...

#62

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He really gets my goat. You know what I mean?

#63

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You shouldn't be allowed to come in, tell people, "I own this and that".

#64

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Okay, the butter goes on, then the peanut butter.

#65

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- What are you doing? - Peanut butter go in the middle?

#66

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- Do not put peanut butter on that! - What?

#67

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A Grilled Charlie has peanut butter last.

#68

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- Either inside or outside. - Peanut butter outside.

#69

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Chocolate inside, butter inside, cheese outside. (knocking)

#70

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- Go away. WOMAN: Frank, it's me. Open.

#71

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- Oh, shit. It's my wife. - Okay.

#72

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We talked about this. (knocking)

#73

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We knew this day would come. We got to face it. We got... Okay.

#74

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Breathe. Yeah. (exhales)

#75

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Let it out. Say, "I can do this".

#76

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- I can do this. - All right. Go answer the door.

#77

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No, you answer the door. I don't want to get smacked.

#78

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I don't... Look.

#79

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Where are your balls, dude? Where are your balls?

#80

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You're a grown man. Think about your balls.

#81

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- Where are they? - Don't talk about my balls.

#82

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Open this door!

#83

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I can't even mention your balls around you.

#84

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Charlie, she's all hopped up on amphetamines.

#85

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- I'll get your back. - I can hear it in her voice.

#86

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If you don't do this now, you're never...

#87

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Frank, open the goddamn door before I put my foot through it!

#88

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Just do it. Just deal with the bitch.

#89

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- Hey, Barbara. - Don't you "Hey, Barbara" me.

#90

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Jesus Christ, Frank. This place is a shithole!

#91

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Is this how you've been living?

#92

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- We make it work. What do you want? - I want to talk.

#93

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I tried to talk to you weeks ago. You went on vacation.

#94

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I was trying to scare some sense into you.

#95

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You were talking about giving away all of our money.

#96

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My money. I made it, you spent it.

#97

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Burn. There you go, buddy.

#98

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How can you say that to me? After everything I've done for you.

#99

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While you were out making money who do you think was at home

#100

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cooking and cleaning and raising your children?

#101

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A series of Mexican women.

#102

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A series... Unbelievable, dude. You're on fire.

#103

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You can choose to live like an animal if you want to,

#104

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but I refuse to be subjected to it.

#105

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I want my shit back.

#106

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You took my shit from our home and I want it back.

#107

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- I didn't take anything. - It's empty. Someone took it.

#108

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Maybe you should have somebody deported like you used to.

#109

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Beautiful.

#110

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- Oh! Oh! - I can't even talk to you anymore.

#111

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Standing up for yourself. Standing up for immigrants!

#112

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I don't know what you're turning into, but it's making me sick!

#113

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- Stings, doesn't it? - Yeah.

#114

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(chuckles) It hurts really bad.

#115

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Yeah. You got a little hand mark.

#116

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- Dude, you're burning! - Oh, shit!

#117

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- All right. With the peanut butter. - You have ruined this one!

#118

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- No, put the peanut butter on. - You ruined that one.

#119

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Apparently, Mr. Frenkel is citing a zoning grid

#120

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that was created by the original city planners.

#121

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Wait. So this asshole's using a law that's 300 years old?

#122

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- That's bullshit! - You can't do that.

#123

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You had an opportunity to buy the land at the time of the purchase.

#124

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- You declined. - So what?

#125

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You also had a second opportunity when the fiscal quarter.

#126

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- Let's not get into the blame game. - Solutions.

#127

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How do we get this guy out of our bar?

#128

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Unfortunately, it doesn't seem you guys have any legal recourse.

#129

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We don't have any legal recourse.

#130

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No.

#131

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All right. I think I follow, fellas. All right.

#132

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We don't have any legal recourse.

#133

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What you're saying is we got to get creative.

#134

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If you're implying that I'm advising you to do anything illegal,

#135

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then I'm afraid you're mistaken.

#136

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- Of course we're mistaken. - Yeah, no.

#137

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We're mistaken.

#138

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We would never want to implicate certain parties in certain matters.

#139

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But parties who has certain experiences...

#140

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- Or connections. - Certain affiliations.

#141

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Affiliations could give us some tips or pointers.

#142

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Or even, you know, connect us to one of his guys.

#143

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We could really...

#144

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Get out.

#145

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Okay. I think the lawyer's right.

#146

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We gotta send this guy some kind of message.

#147

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Time to take action, but we should be careful

#148

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'cause I don't want to come off as anti-Semitic.

#149

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- This guy's a Jewish person. - What's that have to do with it?

#150

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We don't have a problem with Jews. It's this guy in particular.

#151

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Jewish, okay? He's Jewish. Don't use the word "Jew."

#152

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I don't appreciate that. Nah, that's okay.

#153

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That is a racial slur, Charlie.

#154

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Calling somebody a Jew who is a Jew, is not a racial slur.

#155

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Will you please not use the word "Jew"? It makes me uncomfortable.

#156

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- It's not anti-Semitic. - It's about the context.

#157

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If you use the right context, you're good.

#158

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You're the most misinformed person I've ever met.

#159

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You don't even know what's going on in Israel.

#160

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That's right. You don't know what's going on in Israel.

#161

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- Maybe you shouldn't talk about it. - Are you serious?

#162

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Maybe you should leave it to me.

#163

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Do you know what's happening in Israel?

#164

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- Of course. I read the newspaper. - Okay. You know what?

#165

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Why don't you crack an egg of knowledge all over me?

#166

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- Okay. Can I start? - Yeah.

#167

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Well, okay. There's a war on terror, Charlie.

#168

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Have you ever seen CNN?

#169

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- George Bush right now... - Start from the beginning.

#170

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- Saddam Hussein, has the oil. - Yeah.

#171

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- Okay? - Okay.

#172

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Charlie, it is a war on terror.

#173

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We decided to help the people of Israel...

#174

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- To give our oil back to us. - By defeating Saddam Hussein.

#175

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- My head's swelling with knowledge. - It's freedom, Charlie.

#176

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- Wonderful knowledge. - You're being sarcastic.

#177

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- When we're talking about... - Oh!

#178

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You can't hide from it forever.

#179

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- You're an idiot. - You're an idiot.

#180

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Here you go. Stupid customers.

#181

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- It smells like urine in here. - Mama, you're back.

#182

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I'm not gonna get scurvy if I come any further, am I?

#183

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How are you?

#184

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I'll tell you how I am, Deandra. I am devastated.

#185

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I don't understand what's going on with your father. And I...

#186

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- What the hell is this? - What? Oh!

#187

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- Are those my earrings? - Oh, yea... yeah.

#188

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But here's the thing about the earrings.

#189

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You're stealing from your mother now?

#190

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What kind of monster are you?

#191

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Dad said he was gonna give your stuff away

#192

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and it was actually Dennis's idea...

#193

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Don't blame this on your brother. How low can you sink, Deandra?

#194

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I haven't seen you for a month and I'm standing here in a neck brace.

#195

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Are you gonna ask how I'm doing or what happened or...

#196

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I assume you did something stupid.

#197

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- Dennis ran over me with his car. - There you go again!

#198

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Don't you think it's time you start taking responsibility

#199

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for your actions?

#200

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- I... - I want my possessions returned.

#201

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I was eating that, mother.

#202

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I've been running around. I haven't had time to feed the dog.

#203

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Could you stop thinking about yourself for once?

#204

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And besides, you don't need it, sweetie.

#205

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(gasps, growls) Well, that's attractive.

#206

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Maybe if you took a bit more pride in your appearance

#207

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you could find a man and then you wouldn't steal from your mother!

#208

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I mean, look at your skin, Deandra.

#209

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Christ, there is a sun in Philadelphia.

#210

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He's already got a construction crew in there working?

#211

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God, dude. I am sick of staring at this building, guys.

#212

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- We gotta take some action. - Okay, I'll tell you what.

#213

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Let's throw a flaming bag of poop in the window.

#214

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What? Why?

#215

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Because they stamp it out and they get poop all over their shoes.

#216

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What in the hell is that going to accomplish?

#217

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Poop on their shoes. Their shoes, dude.

#218

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- Are you retarded? - Poop on the shoes.

#219

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- Are you a retarded person? - Poop on the shoes!

#220

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I got it!

#221

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- You do? - Yeah.

#222

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Let's come back tonight. I got a plan.

#223

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- Yeah. This ought to do it. - Okay, so what's the next step?

#224

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There is no next step. This is it.

#225

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- This is it? - Yeah.

#226

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- This is your plan? - It's awesome.

#227

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This isn't gonna do shit!

#228

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What do you mean this isn't gonna do shit?

#229

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There needs to be a next step!

#230

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Do you know how hard it is to get toilet paper

#231

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off a building, especially if it rains?

#232

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- This Jew's in for a ton of work. BOTH: Oh!

#233

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- What? - Come on, man.

#234

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- You can't say things like that. - What did I say?

#235

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- You dropped a hard "J" on us. - Yeah.

#236

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- Jew? You guys said it... - Shh!

#237

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You can say it, but it has to be in the right context.

#238

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- You said I could say "Jew". - You can, but in the right context.

#239

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- What is the right context? - All right.

#240

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- This, you know... - Person of the Jewish faith...

#241

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In a group of other people from the Jewish faith...

#242

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This guy's got a ton of work to do! I think it's okay that he's Jewish.

#243

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- That is not what I'm... - That's not what he's...

#244

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Hold on a second...

#245

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You guys don't know what the hell you're talking about.

#246

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This man is in for a ton of work. He's Jewish.

#247

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- We know what we're talking about. - Don't worry about that.

#248

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(doorbell rings)

#249

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Hello, Frank!

#250

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I noticed you changed the locks on the door.

#251

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You didn't have to do that because I'm never coming back again.

#252

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I'm looking forward to that.

#253

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You seem happy.

#254

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I think I'm feeling satisfied for the first time in my life.

#255

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- What is that, musk? - That's my new friend.

#256

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I met him outside of that disgusting bar our children own.

#257

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That's his Mercedes across the street.

#258

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His wife's dead. Goodbye, Frank.

#259

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Hey. Hey!

#260

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You! What are you doing here with my wife?

#261

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Soon to be ex-wife.

#262

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I'm not doing anything. She invited me over for coffee.

#263

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Are you bangin' him? You bangin' this guy?

#264

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Not yet, but I'm giving it serious consideration.

#265

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(chuckles) Is there some problem here?

#266

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(shattering) Adultery. That's what this is. That's it.

#267

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Animal! (door slams)

#268

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Sorry about that.

#269

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He used to beat me, you know.

#270

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(alarm chirps)

#271

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- Change of plans. - What happened?

#272

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- Your mother seems happy. - Shit!

#273

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- I just can't have that, Dee. - Well, what do you want to do?

#274

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What's the thing your mother loves more than anything in this world?

#275

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- That teeny, tiny little dog. - Let's go steal it.

#276

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(music)

#277

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(whispering) - What are you doing? - Go get the dog, Deandra!

#278

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What are you doing with your hands? What does that mean?

#279

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- What's all this? - Dog. Kitchen.

#280

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That's "kitchen"? Why can't you go get the dog?

#281

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Because I got a cast on my foot. I got a neck brace.

#282

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Deandra, I'm your father. Go in and get the dog.

#283

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You mean the "dog"? You're out of your mind.

#284

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Oh. Hello.

#285

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Please, don't bite me. Okay. Do not bite me.

#286

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Here we go. Nothing weird is going on.

#287

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(clanging) Shit!

#288

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Run! Run!

#289

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(dog barking)

#290

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Gentlemen, I've got something here

#291

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that's gonna send our friend on the first train back to Israel.

#292

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- Eggs? - Yeah. These eggs are organic.

#293

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They're three times the size of normal eggs and twice the price.

#294

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If this doesn't show this guy we mean business, nothing's gonna.

#295

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- I'm in. CHARLIE: Okay.

#296

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- What are you talking about? - It's something, Mac.

#297

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Oh, it's something. Let's just do something.

#298

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I wonder how long it took him to get the toilet paper down.

#299

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Didn't even notice the toilet paper.

#300

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- What? - Where does...

#301

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What the hell is this? He put up a fence.

#302

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He didn't notice the toilet paper? He put up a fence.

#303

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- He walled us in. - He walled us in!

#304

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Where does it end and where does it begin?

#305

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- This guy's good. - This guy wants to get extreme?

#306

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Let's get extreme. Screw the eggs.

#307

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- How far does this thing go? - Back to the bar. Plan "B".

#308

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- It's locked. You guys have keys? - Go around front.

#309

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- Go, go, go. - Fine. Fine. Fine.

#310

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Wait. Hold on. It gets thinner. Squeeze through there.

#311

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Dennis! Wait! Don't push me!

#312

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Wait! My toe's caught in the fence!

#313

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- Go back! Just go back. - I can't move! I can't...

#314

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- Come on! You guys gotta go! - Stop yelling!

#315

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- Stop yelling! - Go over! I'll lift you.

#316

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Don't climb! Don't climb, Dennis!

#317

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That son of a bitch! He put up a wall!

#318

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- Hop over! Climb over! - Hop?

#319

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(yells) Climb over and get help!

#320

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Oh, this son of a bitch! You son of a bitch!

#321

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(screams) (shrieks)

#322

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Okay. Now what are we doing, holding it for ransom or something?

#323

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I haven't thought this all the way through.

#324

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You haven't thought it through? It destroyed my apartment.

#325

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Look. We're living in the moment.

#326

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We're running around stealing things.

#327

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- We're doing anything we want. - Stop talking like that.

#328

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You and I ought to team up on stuff like this more often.

#329

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Oh, no, we shouldn't. You're not on my team.

#330

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Also, I want to team up with Mac

#331

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because he seems stupid enough to do anything.

#332

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Knock it off. You're not teaming up with any of us.

#333

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Nobody wants you around. (knocking)

#334

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God damn it. That doesn't... I'm gonna sit here until you use words.

#335

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That doesn't mean anything. This doesn't mean anything.

#336

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Your mother might be here, so take the dog into the bedroom.

#337

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- That's fine. You take it. - You take the dog! I'm telling you!

#338

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Fine. This is exactly why you're not part of our gang.

#339

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God damn it! Where'd it go?

#340

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What the hell do you want?

#341

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Your wife says she's afraid of you. I'm here for the dog.

#342

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Ooh! That woman is amazing. She is amazing.

#343

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You just met her. She's already got you running errands for her.

#344

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- She's good. She is good. - Just go get the dog.

#345

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I don't have the dog.

#346

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So you've been in here tearing apart pillows and...

#347

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... pooping on the floor?

#348

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Yes.

#349

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I'm starting to lose patience with you people.

#350

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I've already had to deal with your son and his retarded friends.

#351

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My contractor just told me there's a gas leak

#352

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n that goddamn building I just bought.

#353

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The whole thing is becoming a big pain in my ass.

#354

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Go get the dog.

#355

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I have a little business proposition I want to talk to you about.

#356

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Out in the hallway.

#357

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CHARLIE: You guys feeling extreme?

#358

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Ah, this looks beautiful.

#359

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- You ready for this? MAC: I'm ready. Let's do this.

#360

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Okay, okay. And... action.

#361

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(speaking mock Arabic)

#362

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Cut, cut, cut! What the hell are you doing, dude?

#363

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What those tapes sound like.

#364

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Why don't you read the script I wrote?

#365

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You wrote it in English and riddled with spelling errors.

#366

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You know what I'm trying to write. Say it.

#367

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I'm gonna mumble guttural sounds. Let's do another one.

#368

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- He's not gonna understand! - Then we'll do subtitles.

#369

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I feel like I should have something in my hands.

#370

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- You don't need anything. - Like a weapon.

#371

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A machete or a machine gun or something.

#372

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Why don't you head down to the Wawa and pick up a machine gun?

#373

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- Read the script. - I'm not reading it.

#374

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Who's the director here?

#375

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I don't care. I'm not reading the script.

#376

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Fine. Action!

#377

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Can I get my towel over my face?

#378

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- Put it on your face. - Here we go.

#379

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Action! (speaking mock Arabic)

#380

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- I'm gonna get a weapon! - You don't need a...

#381

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He's gonna get a weapon, everybody! Everybody! Everybody get a weapon!

#382

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(sighs)

#383

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Can we... make this look more like a cave?

#384

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(speaking mock Arabic)

#385

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You not make restaurant here. Bad decision.

#386

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(speaking mock Arabic)

#387

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We will crush your skull with our weapons!

#388

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- We can't send this. - Nope.

#389

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- What are you talking about? - We're gonna get arrested.

#390

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Yeah, or murdered. This is too extreme, Charlie.

#391

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- Man, I feel sick. - Me too.

#392

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You think I don't feel sick? Okay. I'm sick.

#393

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I feel very sick, but I directed the shit out of this video.

#394

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This stuff is gold.

#395

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You're not the one on TV

#396

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dressed like a terrorist threatening Jews, Charlie.

#397

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- Mac. - The context was fine, Dennis.

#398

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Trust me. I was thinking about it when we were watching the video.

#399

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What are we supposed to do then? (sighs)

#400

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Can I throw a bag of poop through the window?

#401

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BOTH: Yes.

#402

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I have better aim. I should throw the bag of poop.

#403

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I sat over the bag for 20 minutes. I'm throwing it.

#404

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- Hey, guys. - Hey, Dee.

#405

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What are you doing?

#406

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We're throwing a bag of poop through a guy's window.

#407

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You wanna come?

#408

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Yeah.

#409

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Hey, there's no one even in there!

#410

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Well, just throw the bag in anyway, dude.

#411

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Yeah, but no one's gonna get poop on their shoes!

#412

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Just throw the damn bag, Charlie.

#413

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(exclaims)

#414

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DEE: Why are we doing this?

#415

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- We're gonna teach him a lesson. - Awesome.

#416

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(laughs) This is gonna be great. It's gonna smell so bad in there.

#417

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I just hope he gets the message... (explosion)

#418

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(car alarms wailing) (dogs barking in distance)

#419

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I think this is the wrong message.

#420

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Yeah.

#421

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#Then you wouldn't have to say

#422

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#That you love me

#423

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#'Cause I'd already know

#424

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#What would you do

#425

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- All right, so this here... - #If I...#

#426

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... is the pillar that I want to remove.

#427

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I want to get this out of here so there's a nice wide open space

#428

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when people walk into the bar.

#429

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- What are you doing, Dad? - In a second, Dennis.

#430

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And go into the bathroom. Check out the fixtures.

#431

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- I'll be in in a second. (scoffs) - What the hell's going on?

#432

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- He's renovating my bar. - Your bar?

#433

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Yeah, my bar.

#434

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You see, the property that I just purchased

#435

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extends from Morgan Street all the way to right here.

#436

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What the hell are you talking about? The property you bought?

#437

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The building you blew up. The building you set on fire.

#438

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What'd you think, I wasn't gonna find out about that?

#439

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I'll give you two choices.

#440

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I'm part of the gang...

#441

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... or I send your asses to jail.

#442

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I would rather go to jail than work with you.

#443

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Yes!

#444

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For the record, I would rather not spend my life in jail.

#445

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- I'll tear this bar to the ground. - I'll kick the pillars in!

#446

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Nobody's kicking anything. There's no tearing. It's all fine.

#447

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Here's what we're gonna do! Everyone, relax.

#448

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Frank, congratulations. You're captain of the gang.

#449

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DEE: No! Charlie... DENNIS: Charlie, shut your mouth!

#450

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Why can't you die and leave your money to your kids

#451

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like normal parents of America?

#452

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You sound like your mother. DEE: You say that to my face!

#453

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- Excuse me. - I will kick and tear...

#454

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Excuse me!

#455

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Thank you. We're looking for the owners.

#456

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Oh. We're the owners.

#457

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I'm Detective Tanner. This here is Detective Volpe.

#458

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Gentlemen, we're gonna have to talk to you for a moment.

#459

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About what?

#460

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You gentlemen know anything about this?

#461

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Shit.

#462

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