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Season 27, Episode 5 — Conflict of Interest

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Show: South Park

Episode title: Conflict of Interest

Air date: September 24, 2025

Director: Trey Parker

Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell

Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students.

Source: TMDB

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[school bell rings]

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- OK, kids, let's take our seats.

kids seats

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Before we get started, we have a guest speaker today.

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Please give your undivided attention to Kipling.

attention undivided undivided-attention

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- Thank you, sir. Hey. What's up, guys?

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My name's Kipling.

names

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I'm with the Webelos of America.

america

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I want to talk you guys about the exciting opportunity

exciting opportunity

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to join the Webelos.

join

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- Is that a chick or a dude? - Shut up.

chick

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- I'm sure some of you were in Scouts before.

scouts

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Webelos are an extension of Scouts,

extension scouts

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specifically for fifth and sixth graders.

fifth graders sixth specifically

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- You guys, is that a chick or a dude?

chick

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- It's a chick. - Nah, that's a dude, bro.

chick

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- [muffled speech] - ...part of it as well.

muffled muffled-speech part speech

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Now, I know what y'all might be thinking--

might thinking yall

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Webelos used to be only for boys.

boys used

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Well, now they also allow girls,

allow girls

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and I myself, as a...

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Webelo, can tell you

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it's a great organization for everyone.

organization

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- I don't know, guys, I'm like 60% sure

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that was a fucking dude.

fucking

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- I'm definitely betting it's a chick.

betting chick

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What are the odds at?

odds

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- Looks like about 40 kids betting now,

betting kids

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55% saying the Webelo is a dude.

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- So I'd only win, like, five bucks on a $2 bet?

bucks five five-bucks

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- What are you guys talking about?

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- Prediction market app, dude.

market prediction prediction-market

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You know, online peer to peer betting.

betting online peer

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- Yeah, it's social platform betting.

betting platform social

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People can make any bet they want,

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and then other users take them up on it.

users

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- Really? - Yeah, it's pretty sweet, dude.

sweet

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People bet on anything, even stuff here at the school.

school stuff

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See? Will the girls' soccer team win on Friday?

friday girls soccer team

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Will there be a snow day this month?

month snow

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Will Kyle's mom strike Gaza

gaza kyles strike

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and destroy a Palestinian hospital?

destroy hospital palestinian palestinian-hospital

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Will school lunch have tater tots next week?

lunch school tater tater-tots tots week

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- Wait, what was that?

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- Will school lunch have tater tots next week?

lunch school tater tater-tots tots week

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- No, the one about my mom! - Oh. Uh...

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Will Kyle's mom strike Gaza

gaza kyles strike

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and destroy a Palestinian hospital?

destroy hospital palestinian palestinian-hospital

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- Why the hell would my mom destroy a Palestinian hospital?

destroy hospital palestinian palestinian-hospital

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- 'Cause she's a Jew?

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JESUS: Boys, put 'em away.

boys jesus

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You know the rules--no cell phones during school time.

cell cell-phones phones rules school

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Both: Sorry, Jesus.

jesus

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[whistle trills]

trills whistle

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- No phones, guys!

phones

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- Take that bet down right now, fat ass!

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- I didn't put it up, Kyle.

kyle

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I'm not even betting on it.

betting

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It's 9:1 odds your mom won't do it--those are terrible odds.

odds

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- This is such bullshit!

bullshit

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I'm gonna find out who started this

started

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and I'm gonna fucking rip them a new asshole!

asshole fucking

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- Man, you just bring up Gaza to a Jew and they flip out.

bring flip gaza

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Maybe these are pretty good odds.

odds

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[dynamic news theme]

dynamic news theme

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ANNOUNCER: You're watching Fox News!

announcer news watching

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- They're called prediction market apps--

apps called market prediction prediction-market

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controversial online betting that's found a loophole

betting controversial found loophole online

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around normal gambling laws.

gambling laws normal

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And, of course, the number one trending bet on the apps:

apps course number

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Will President Trump and Satan's baby be a boy or a girl?

baby girl president president-trump satans trump

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- That's right, prediction market apps

apps market prediction prediction-market

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are going crazy right now.

crazy

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On Kalshi, 54% are betting it's gonna be a boy,

betting

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while bettors on Polymarket are at nearly 60%

nearly

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the demonic butt baby's gonna be a girl.

babys butt demonic girl

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- Hello, boss.

boss

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Another gift for the baby.

another baby gift

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- Another present for the baby?

another another-present baby present

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What about me?

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- Everyone is so excited for the baby, boss.

baby boss excited

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You must be so excited as well.

excited must

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- Uh, yeah, sure. Real excited.

excited real

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- It is going to completely change your life, though.

change completely life

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- What are you talking about?

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- Well, when the baby comes,

baby baby-comes comes

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you will have to give it all your attention.

attention

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No more dinner parties in the Rose Garden.

dinner garden parties rose

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No more baseball games. No more travelling.

baseball baseball-games games travelling

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No more long nights at Mar-a-Lago.

lago nights

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- Oh.

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Ooh.

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- Hey, Satan!

satan

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You wanna get in the hot tub and smoke some cigarettes?

cigarettes smoke

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- Hot tubs and cigarettes are really bad for the baby.

baby cigarettes tubs

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- Yeah, I know. Let's do it anyway.

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- Wait, do you want to get rid of the baby?

baby

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I don't think your followers would be very happy

followers happy

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if we got an abortion.

abortion

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- Hey, relax, guy!

relax

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I don't want to get rid of the baby.

baby

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- Good, 'cause we're not going to.

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- Great!

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- Jimmy!

jimmy

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- Oh, hey, Kyle.

kyle

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- What the hell is this?

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- That's a prediction market app.

market prediction prediction-market

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- I'm asking why did you bet yes that my mom would strike Gaza?

asking gaza strike

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- Oh, yeah, I put some money on that.

money

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I know it's not very likely, but I like to bet on

likely

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l-longshots.

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- Why are you betting on it at all?

betting

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Israel and Gaza is a very serious matter.

gaza israel matter serious

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- Oh, I know, Kyle.

kyle

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I told a joke about Gaza on a Zoom meeting yesterday

gaza joke meeting yesterday zoom

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and nobody laughed.

laughed nobody nobody-laughed

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I guess it's not even remotely funny.

funny remotely

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Wow. What a terrific audience.

audience terrific

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- What is wrong with you people?

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Do you even know what Gaza is?

gaza

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Do you seriously just care about making a couple bucks?

bucks care couple

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You know what my mom would do if she found out about this?

found

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She would absolutely lose her shit!

absolutely lose

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There's been a conflict in Israel for thousands of years,

conflict israel thousands years

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and Jews and Palestinians are not football teams

football jews teams

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that you bet on.

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- Guys, phones.

phones

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all: Sorry, Jesus.

jesus

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- Kyle, if you think the bet isn't fair,

fair kyle

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then you can just take it up with the company

company

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that manages the app. - I can?

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- Sure thing.

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These apps aren't r-run of the mill, rinkydink.

apps mill

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They're all run by highly professional

highly professional

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strategic advisors.

strategic

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[dramatic music]

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♪ ♪

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[phone ringing]

phone phone-ringing ringing

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- Hello?

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- Yeah, is this the "Strategic Advisor for Predictive Markets?

advisor markets predictive strategic

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- Yes, it is.

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- Well, there's a bet on one of your apps

apps

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that's incredible insensitive,

incredible insensitive

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and it needs to be taken down now!

needs taken

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- Oh, uh, all our bets are actually regulated by the CFTC.

bets

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You need to talk to them.

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- What's the CFTC?

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- It's the Commodity Futures Trading Commission.

commission futures trading

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It's the federal government.

federal government

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They have to approve all bets and deal with discrepancies.

approve bets deal

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- Fine! I'll call the CFTC then.

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So stupid.

stupid

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Commodity Futures Trading Commission--here we go.

commission futures trading

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[line ringing]

line line-ringing ringing

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- Hello?

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- Yeah, I'm calling about a prediction market bet

calling market prediction prediction-market

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that's offensive to Jewish people.

jewish offensive

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- Ooh, that sounds really bad.

sounds

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If it's offensive, you probably need to speak with the FCC.

offensive speak

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- The FCC?

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- Yeah, they're dealing with all the offensive stuff now.

dealing offensive stuff

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Here, let me connect you.

connect

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[phone ringing]

phone phone-ringing ringing

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Hello?

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- This is the same fucking guy!

fucking

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- Who is it? - Uh, apparently,

apparently

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there's a really offensive bet on an app

offensive

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that the government is sort of in charge of,

charge government

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and I'm like the strategic advisor.

advisor strategic

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- An offensive government app?

government offensive

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I better go speak with the president right away.

president speak

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[humming happily]

happily humming humming-happily

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[rope boings]

rope

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[humming happily]

happily humming humming-happily

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Hey, Satan!

satan

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Hey, Satan!

satan

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Can you come downstairs?

downstairs

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- What do you want?

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- Just come down the stairs real quick.

quick real real-quick stairs

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- For what?

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- For just real quick.

quick real real-quick

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- Oh, there you are, Mr. President!

president

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I need to talk to you.

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- No, no, no, no! Brendan Carr, don't--

carr

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- Whoa! [grunting]

grunting whoa

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- [laughing]

laughing

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The FCC guy must have shitty ankles.

ankles must shitty

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- You guys! You guys!

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Have you checked out the betting app lately?

betting checked lately

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- No. - Ever since Kyle got

kyle

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all pissed off, the odds are going up

odds pissed

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on his mom attacking Gaza.

attacking gaza

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- No way. - Yeah, check it out!

check

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Now 17% of people are betting she's gonna do it.

betting

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We gotta get in on this, guys.

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- Dude, Kyle's mom isn't going to strike Gaza.

gaza kyles strike

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- Yes, exactly. We know that.

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And we can also influence Kyle

influence kyle

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to get the odds raised even more.

odds raised

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It's called a conflict of interest, you guys.

called conflict interest

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It's a way to make free money.

free money

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- Isn't that illegal?

illegal

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- Yes! All we have to do is make sure

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Kyle stays angry,

angry kyle stays

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and at the same time, go talk antisemitic shit about his mom

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to goose the odds up even more.

goose odds

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- What are you guys talking about?

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- Nothing. Just talking about

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how messed up it is everyone hates Jews now.

hates jews messed

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- You think it's messed up? - Yes, I do, Kyle.

kyle messed

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Why would an app allow a bet like that to exist?

allow exist

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It's obvious race bait.

bait obvious race

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- Yeah, that's exactly how I feel!

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- Dude, you might just want to let it go.

might

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- See? "Just let it go."

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That's how people want you to deal with a crisis

crisis deal

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that they don't even understand.

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- Yes! Thank you!

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- You can't give up, Kyle.

kyle

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It's not cool people would say this stuff about your mom.

cool stuff

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And honestly, if you don't have her back, who will?

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Hey, have you guys heard about Kyle's mom?

heard kyles

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Man, that bitch has it out for Palestine, let me tell you.

bitch palestine

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Well, I don't know, I would just hate to be

hate

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a Palestinian hospital, that's all I can say.

hospital palestinian palestinian-hospital

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Well, anyway, good to talk to you guys.

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Hey, guys! Guys, have you heard about

heard

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my friend Kyle's mom?

friend kyles

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[laughter]

laughter

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- Oh, my goodness, can you believe all the crazy apps

apps believe crazy goodness

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our kids are on these days?

days kids

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- Ugh! Who can keep track anymore?

anymore track

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- Kyle comes to me every day with a new app

comes kyle

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that he just has to have.

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I tell him, "That app costs money, Kyle.

costs kyle money

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"Then it charges you money.

charges money

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Where you gonna get this money?"

money

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- Yeah, you know what'd be nice?

whatd

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Is an app where you can actually make some money.

money

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- [laughs] Yes.

laughs

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That'd be great, wouldn't it?

thatd

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- [giggling] Yes, it certainly would.

certainly giggling

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[clears throat]

clears clears-throat throat

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So, Sheila,

sheila

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how have you been feeling about the current situation in Gaza?

current feeling gaza situation

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- What? - Uh, yeah,

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just--just thought we'd sort of take your temperature.

temperature

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Which way are you thinking about going with that?

thinking

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- Well, I think it's all horrible.

horrible

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A lot of people are dying. - Uh-huh.

dying

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- And do you feel like you need to do anything about it?

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- What would I do about it?

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- I mean, probably nothing, right?

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You're going to do nothing about it.

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- Are you implying the Jews in America

america implying jews

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have some kind of obligation to do something about it?

obligation

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- Whoa, whoa! - You want to vilify my faith!

faith whoa whoa-whoa

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Is that it? - Sheila, it's OK.

sheila

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- It's not Jews versus Palestine!

jews palestine versus

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It's Israel versus Palestine!

israel palestine versus

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- Here we go with the Palestinian stuff again.

palestinian stuff

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- And maybe if you read books

books read read-books

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instead of everything Hollywood actors say,

actors hollywood

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you'd know the difference!

difference

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- What are you putting your money on?

money putting

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- I mean, it's a ridiculous bet, but she seems pretty pissed off.

pissed ridiculous seems

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- There's really no money to be made on betting she won't.

betting money

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- Yeah, let's take the long odds.

odds

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That makes these apps more fun.

apps fun makes

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- Yeah. - Yeah.

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[laughter]

laughter

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[stately music]

music

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♪

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- [humming happily]

happily humming humming-happily

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♪ ♪

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[mischievous music]

music

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♪

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[humming happily]

happily humming humming-happily

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♪

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Hey, Satan!

satan

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♪ ♪

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I made you some soup!

soup

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♪ ♪

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- I don't like carrots.

carrots

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- Hey, relax, guy!

relax

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Carrots are good for you.

carrots

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- I don't want carrots.

carrots

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I ordered cheesecake on DoorDash.

cheesecake ordered

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- Mr. President, I really need to speak with you.

president speak

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- Not now, Brendan Carr!

carr

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Satan won't eat his carrots.

carrots satan

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- Oh, come on, Satan, you're eating for two now.

eating satan

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Carrots are good for you, see?

carrots

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- Ah, Brendan Carr, don't do it!

carr

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- Whoa, this is the best soup ever. I--

best soup whoa

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[gagging]

gagging

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Oh, God!

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[farting, screaming]

farting screaming

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- Whoa!

whoa

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- Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

whoo whoo-whoo

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[farting, screaming]

farting screaming

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Wow-wow-wow-wow!

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- [laughs]

laughs

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Those carrots must have been from Erewhon.

carrots must

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SHEILA: Everywhere I went today,

sheila today

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it was the same thing.

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Like us Jews in America have any control

america control jews

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over what's going on in Israel.

israel

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Why is everyone suddenly confronting us

suddenly

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about the politics?

politics

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Have people been asking what you think about Gaza, Gerald?

asking gaza gerald

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- No, for some reason, they were just asking

asking reason

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what you think about it. - You see?

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It's just pure antisemitism!

pure

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I'm so sick of being grilled about my views on Palestine

grilled palestine sick views

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and my thoughts on Hamas!

thoughts

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And being judged for things that are centuries old

centuries judged

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and that non-Jews know nothing about!

jews

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Well, if they all think we should do something--

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- You-- stop! SHEILA: Then you better believe

believe sheila

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I'll do something!

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- You know, Mom, I'm starting to think that us Jews

jews starting

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should just lay low for a little bit.

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- There! Now my son is complacent.

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This is one Jewish household that will not put up with it

household jewish

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anymore! - Ma, please.

anymore

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Don't make things any worse.

worse

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- Worse? How can it be any worse?

worse

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I'm going to find out where all this is coming from,

coming

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and I'm going to give them a piece of my mind!

mind piece

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- No! Ma!

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[cat meows]

meows

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- Look, boss, another present for the baby!

another another-present baby boss present

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[cat meows]

meows

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- Another present for the baby? Right!

another another-present baby present

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- Isn't it cute, boss?

boss cute

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We must be careful, though,

careful must

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cats can be very harmful to a pregnancy.

cats pregnancy

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- Harmful to a pregnancy?

pregnancy

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- Well, yes, boss, it's a parasite called toxoplasmosis.

boss called parasite

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It can be transferred from cats to humans

cats humans transferred

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and bring about some complications.

bring complications

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[cat meows]

meows

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- Toxoplasmosis? [cat yowls]

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[humming happily]

happily humming humming-happily

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[cats meowing]

cats cats-meowing meowing

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[humming happily]

happily humming humming-happily

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[alarm buzzes]

alarm buzzes

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[humming happily]

happily humming humming-happily

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Hey, Satan!

satan

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Hey, Satan, you gotta come see this, it's really great.

satan

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- What?

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- Ay! I thought you were napping in our room.

napping room

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- No, I had to go get the ultrasound.

ultrasound

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I can't believe you didn't show up.

believe

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It really makes me feel like you don't care about this baby.

baby care makes

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- Hey, relax, guy, of course I care about the baby.

baby care course relax

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- Mr. President, I'm feeling much better--

feeling president

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- No! Fuck! Brendan Carr!

carr fuck

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- [muffled groaning]

groaning muffled

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[muffled scream]

muffled scream

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[crashing]

crashing

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- You guys. You guys, I did it.

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- You did what?

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- I talked so much shit about the Jews

jews talked

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that I got the odds on the bet up to 95%.

odds

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- [muffled speech]

muffled muffled-speech speech

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- Yeah, check it out.

check

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I put 1,400 bucks on it last night.

bucks night

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I am locked in.

locked

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- Where'd you get 1,400 bucks?

bucks whered

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- I just took my mom's debit card,

card moms

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entered all the info into the betting app,

betting entered info

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and put all the money she has on it.

money

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- [muffled speech]

muffled muffled-speech speech

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- Isn't she gonna be pissed off?

pissed

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- Yeah, not when I turn her 1,400 bucks into 14,000.

bucks

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This is the safest investment ever.

investment safest

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Nothing can possibly go wrong.

possibly

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JIMMY: Hey, fellas. Fellas!

fellas fellas-fellas jimmy

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Fellas, have you seen the news?

fellas news seen

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Kyle's mom's in Israel.

israel kyles moms

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- Really? - Oh, wow!

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- I just put money down!

money

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[dramatic music]

dramatic dramatic-music music

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- [speaking Arabic]

arabic speaking

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- Dude, your mom's in Israel.

israel moms

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- I know.

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- Well, you gotta call her.

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You gotta calm her down.

calm

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- I've been trying to call her.

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Her phone's not working over there.

phones working

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- Kyle this is no time for weakness.

kyle weakness

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Whatever your mom is doing,

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it is going to make kids here even more anti-Semitic.

anti anti-semitic kids semitic

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- You're totally right.

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- Damn right, I'm right!

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You have to get ahold of your mom

ahold

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and tell her to calm down, Kyle.

calm kyle

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Call the Israeli government if you have to.

government

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- How do I call the Israeli government?

government

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- Call a diplomat. Call an embassy.

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You just have to talk to someone who works for Israel.

israel works

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[phone ringing]

phone phone-ringing ringing

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- Hello.

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- Oh, you have got to be shitting me!

shitting

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- What? - This is the strategic advisor

advisor strategic

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for predictive market apps.

apps market predictive

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- Tell him to take the bet down.

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- What?

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- Make him take the bet down, Kyle.

kyle

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It is anti-Semitic, and you have to fight

anti anti-semitic fight semitic

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for what you believe in.

believe

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- I called before about an offensive bet,

called offensive

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and I want that bet taken down right now!

taken

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- That's right!

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- Oh, yes, I believe your complaint

believe complaint

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was being reviewed by head of the FCC.

head reviewed

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- Well, then what's the head of the FCC doing?

head

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Where the hell is he?

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- [groaning]

groaning

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- Mr. Carr? Mr. Carr, can you hear me?

carr

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- [groans]

groans

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- We understand you're the head of the FCC, is that correct?

correct head

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- Mm-hmm.

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- All right, well, I'm very sorry,

↓

but you do appear to have toxoplasmosis

appear

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from exposure to cat feces.

exposure feces

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- Aww!

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- We need you to get some rest. Try not to move.

rest

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- Will the head of the FCC be OK, Doctor?

doctor head

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- His bones are healing,

bones healing

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so he may regain full range of motion.

full motion range regain

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But if the toxoplasmosis parasite gets to his brain...

brain parasite

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I'm afraid he may lose his freedom of speech.

afraid freedom lose speech

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- Oh, no!

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- We'll do everything we can.

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[sinister music]

music sinister sinister-music

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♪ ♪

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- Mr. Carr, why do you keep meddling in my plans?

carr plans

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- Huh?

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- I've been trying to convince the boss

boss convince

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to get rid of the baby.

baby

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I am next in line to be president.

line president

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That baby cannot be born.

baby born cannot

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And if you continue to interfere,

continue interfere

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I will make things very difficult for you.

difficult

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- [groaning]

groaning

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- We can do this the easy way,

easy

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or we can do it the hard way.

hard

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♪

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[phone ringing]

phone phone-ringing ringing

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- Hello.

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Uh, yes, is this the office of the president?

office president

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Yes, it is.

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I've got a young man who's saying one of our

young

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predictive market bets is offensive to Jews?

bets jews market offensive predictive

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Ooh, that sounds bad.

sounds

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Yeah, it sounds pretty bad.

sounds

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Well, the president isn't here,

president

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but I'm, like, a special advisor,

advisor special

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so I can probably get the bet taken down.

taken

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Ooh, I'm a special advisor too!

advisor special

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Oh, really? That's great.

↓

Can you email me the bet in question?

email question

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Yeah, I'm emailing it now.

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Oh, yeah, I see it.

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OK, I'll need to approve with the financial company

approve company financial

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backing all the app since the bet money needs to be returned.

backing money needs returned

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OK, thanks, I'll let all the Jews know.

jews thanks

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- What the hell?

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- They took it down.

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We were all gonna win, and they took down our bets.

bets

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- How can the app company do that?

company

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- I got in at nine-to-one odds.

nine odds

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This is b-b-bullshit!

bullshit

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- Yeah, these apps are totally corrupt.

apps corrupt

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[whistle blows] - Guys! For the love of God!

blows love whistle whistle-blows

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[laughter]

laughter

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- Well, Cartman, I just wanna say thanks.

cartman thanks

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You know, it's crazy, but nobody else here

crazy nobody

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gave a crap about how I was feeling except for you.

except feeling

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- Oh, that's all right, Kyle.

kyle

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I'm just happy the bet got taken down.

happy taken

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Now none of these sickos can profit

profit

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off of what your mom does.

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- Yeah, well, those people

↓

would have all lost the bet anyway.

lost

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- What do you mean they would have all lost the bet?

lost

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- Well, I know the reason my mom went Israel.

israel reason

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- It wasn't to bomb a Palestinian hospital?

bomb hospital palestinian palestinian-hospital

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- No, when my mom left the house,

house left

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she said she was gonna find

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the person responsible for all this

person responsible

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and give them a piece of her mind.

mind piece

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KYLE'S MOM [muffled]: You are not going

kyles muffled

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to talk to me like that!

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I am extremely upset,

extremely upset

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and I am not leaving until I have said my piece!

leaving piece

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There you are, Mr. Netanyahu!

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Just who do you think you are,

↓

killing thousands and flattening neighborhoods,

flattening killing neighborhoods thousands

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then wrapping yourself in Judaism

judaism wrapping

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like it's some shield from criticism?

criticism shield

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You're making life for Jews miserable

jews life miserable

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and life for American Jews impossible!

american impossible jews life

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Oh, don't you roll your eyes at me, mister.

eyes mister roll

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You know what you're doing,

↓

and you're doing it on purpose!

purpose

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Well, now you can just sit in that chair,

chair

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'cause I'm not going anywhere, buster!

buster

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I've been to every PTA meeting,

meeting

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every school board meeting,

board board-meeting meeting school school-board

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and I can go all day!