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Season 1, Episode 10 — Durbin Crashes
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#1
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- All right, all right, everyone start to shut up.
#2
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I have some news today
#3
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that is gonna make you guys so happy.
#4
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- You're gonna teach us biology?
#5
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Nice, Sarika. No, guys, be serious. Come on.
#6
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Teach you biology.
#7
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I was just at the bagel shop, and I ran into my ex, Meredith.
#8
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- You seem to run into her a lot.
#9
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It's kind of bordering on stalking.
#10
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- Marcus, you'd be lucky to have someone stalking you.
#11
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- Oh, trust me. Being stalked is no picnic.
#12
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- I'm not stalking you.
#13
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We have the same class schedule.
#14
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- Interesting. Yeah, well, anyway,
#15
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Meredith mentioned that she and her boyfriend
#16
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are going through a bit of a rough patch.
#17
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So I said, "Oh, my goodness. I'm so sorry to hear that.
#18
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Let me know if I can help."
#19
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So basically, I'll be a shoulder to cry on for a while
#20
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and then transition to full-on boning.
#21
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Huh.
#22
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Yeah, well, there should have been applause there.
#23
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Okay, guys, let's do a Miles update, shall we?
#24
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No, tell me, what is the first thing that comes up
#25
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when you Google "Miles Leonard"?
#26
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- "Miles Leonard Stanford."
#27
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"Miles Leonard handsome genius."
#28
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Miles Leonard shirtless."
#29
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- Okay, all right, thank you, Heather.
#30
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- "Miles Leonard great penis."
#31
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- Got it. Got it.
#32
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We--we all got it.
#33
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Okay, everybody take out your phones.
#34
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I want you to Google "Miles Leonard pedophile,"
#35
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and just keep typing that in until it's
#36
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the first result that comes up.
#37
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to be chatting
#38
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with my friend.
#39
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- Ohh, damn, homeboy.
#40
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[Ramones' "Listen to My Heart"]
#41
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- One, two, three, four!
#42
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- ♪ Next time I'll listen to my heart ♪
#43
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♪ Next time, well, I'll be smart ♪
#44
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♪
#45
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- So you guys watch "Wyoming" last night?
#46
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- Mm-hmm. - Best show ever.
#47
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- When the rancher tells Father Tran that Sister Agnes
#48
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is missing, I'm like...
#49
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- I know. It's, like, who kidnaps a nun?
#50
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- I have a theory about that.
#51
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What is the whole show is an erotic nightmare that the
#52
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- Guys, guys, guys, guys.
#53
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- No "Wyoming" spoilers, please.
#54
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- My wife won't let me watch it,
#55
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says it gets me too riled up, and I yelp and gasp too much.
#56
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- Well, that's how you know it's good.
#57
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As I said, the whole time I'm watching, I'm like...
#58
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No, him?
#59
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- Okay, fine. Maybe I'll sneak watch it
#60
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when she goes and visits her mom this summer,
#61
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but for now, can we just change the subject, please?
#62
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- Remember when Sister Agnes coughed up those snakes...
#63
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- ♪ La-la-la-la
#64
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♪ La-la-la-la
#65
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♪ La-la-la-la - My theory...
#66
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- ♪ La-la-la Ralph.
#67
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- God.
#68
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- Was he about to do the whole song?
#69
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- "Well, if he doesn't appreciate you,
#70
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then that's his loss."
#71
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Shoulder shrug emoji.
#72
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- Hey, Jack, can I ask you something?
#73
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- I am all ears.
#74
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- Well, there's this show, "Wyoming,"
#75
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that I want to watch, but my wife has asked me not to,
#76
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which is pretty lame, right?
#77
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- Yeah.
#78
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You know, but I can't just go, "Hey, Brenda,
#79
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"I don't care what you say.
#80
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I'm gonna watch whatever I want."
#81
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Whew.
#82
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Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
#83
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Yeah, I'm gonna do this.
#84
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I'm gonna do this. Okay, it's a big day.
#85
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It's a big, big day, Jack.
#86
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Yes! Thank you, Jack.
#87
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Yes!
#88
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- Okay.
#89
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What's all this creepy smiling you're doing?
#90
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And why aren't you guys Googling?
#91
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- We did the math, and it would take us eight months
#92
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to alter the Google search algorithm.
#93
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- And frankly, that dog don't hunt.
#94
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- Well, then that dog gets put down.
#95
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- Did you just threaten to kill us?
#96
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- No, I just--I got caught up in the metaphor.
#97
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- We do have an idea for a different mission,
#98
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one that combines revenge and learning.
#99
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- If we got ahold of some of Miles' DNA,
#100
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we could frame him for a crime and ruin his life.
#101
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- We'd also learn a tiny bit of biology along the way.
#102
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- But the important thing is, we'd destroy Miles' ass.
#103
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We'd destroy his ass, man.
#104
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- Hmm.
#105
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I'm a little worried about the whole "learn biology" part,
#106
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but I am intrigued by the ass destruction.
#107
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Okay, fine, you guys can do the DNA mission.
#108
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Hey, guys, if I send Meredith two Apple emojis
#109
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next to each other, is it clear that I'm referring to her butt?
#110
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- It's definitely sexual.
#111
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You know, make it all applesaucy.
#112
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- Bake it, Daddy.
#113
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Okay, bob for cinnamon.
#114
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- Can anyone explain why everything
#115
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in the nuns' convent is red?
#116
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- Yes.
#117
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Yay.
#118
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- I told Brenda, "Look, I know this show riles me up,
#119
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"but you're just gonna have to suck it up
#120
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and deal with it, baby."
#121
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Just like Jack told me to.
#122
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- Yesterday in the hall you said, you know,
#123
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"You've got to stand up to your wife."
#124
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- You know, and I can see why you guys like the show,
#125
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you know? It's--it's good.
#126
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It's a little gross and scary, but it's a good gross,
#127
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and it's a fun scary, you know.
#128
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Anyway, Brenda kicked me out.
#129
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Yeah, so I--I got to go.
#130
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I've got to gather up the rest of my stuff, so...
#131
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- Come on, nobody's gets kicked out of their house
#132
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for watching a TV show. That's crazy.
#133
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- You meddled in a complicated marriage, and apparently,
#134
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it was the straw the broke the camel's back.
#135
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- Go talk to Durb immediately.
#136
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No.
#137
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- Fine, don't.
#138
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- Well, now I'm going to.
#139
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See how you can't control me.
#140
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- Wow, you got me.
#141
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- Oh, Ralph.
#142
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- Ahh.
#143
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- We have to be there for that man,
#144
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that beautiful, beautiful man.
#145
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- All right. - Give me a hug, Jack.
#146
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Honestly, I don't know.
#147
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- Okay, well-- - He's so strong.
#148
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Let us be strong for you.
#149
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- Here, come on. Let's-- - Do you underst...
#150
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- Oh, my God.
#151
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Come on!
#152
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Wow.
#153
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Hey, listen, I hope I didn't screw anything up for you, man.
#154
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If there's anything I can do to help, you know, it's all good.
#155
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Oh. - Hey-hey.
#156
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- Ralph, what are you doing here?
#157
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- Well, you said if there was anything you could do to help,
#158
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it was "all good," so...
#159
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- Pfff, I tell ya, that does not ring a bell.
#160
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- It's literally probably the most recent
#161
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conversation you've had.
#162
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Look, Jack, I need a place to stay,
#163
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but if you can't do it, then it's fine.
#164
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I'll just--I'll just go.
#165
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- Oh, good God, Ralph.
#166
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Don't be so depressing.
#167
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Look, fine. You can crash here.
#168
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- I can cr...
#169
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- I tried to click my heels together,
#170
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but I was, like, going down even before I went up.
#171
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- Yeah, yeah.
#172
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.
#173
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- Jack, I really, really appreciate this.
#174
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- Yeah, well--Ralph, I let you in five minutes ago.
#175
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How are you already in full
#176
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Were you wearing those under your clothes?
#177
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- I'm pretty much always ready to hit the sack.
#178
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Is it weird if I sit on your couch?
#179
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- No, it's not weird to sit on the couch.
#180
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You're sleeping on the couch. - Okay.
#181
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Oh, and is it weird if I put my vitamins on the coffee table?
#182
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- You don't have to ask to do normal stuff.
#183
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- You're right. I'm sorry.
#184
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I'm just--I'm a little out of it.
#185
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Guess I'm just missing Brenda, you know?
#186
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Oh, her little sneezes,
#187
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the way she would print up Facebook to read at night,
#188
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the way she would say, "Oh, I'm cold."
#189
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She was always, always cold.
#190
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- Listen, can we not talk about your wife?
#191
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I'm navigating this sexually charged friendship
#192
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with my ex, Meredith.
#193
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Need to maintain a playful, erotic mental state
#194
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in order to transition from the friend zone
#195
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to the sex...zone.
#196
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- You know, I totally get it.
#197
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I--I should be turning in myself.
#198
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So how do you want to do good nights?
#199
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I mean, a handshake feels so formal.
#200
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I could be talked into a hug, but I'm not married to it.
#201
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Although, really,
#202
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I'm not married to much of anything anymore.
#203
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I mean, do--do you want to, like, high-five or...
#204
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Okay, good night.
#205
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Here.
#206
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This way.
#207
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Quickly.
#208
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Thaddeus told me you would come.
#209
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You'll be safe here till morning.
#210
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Quick, get under here.
#211
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I have bread.
#212
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At dawn, you will run north to freedom.
#213
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I need to thanks, sir.
#214
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I'm just doing my duty as a good Quaker.
#215
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Rub this deer urine on you.
#216
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It'll throw off the hounds.
#217
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- Uh, Jack, um...
#218
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I have a confession.
#219
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I, uh, I peed last night.
#220
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- Oh, in the toilet, but I wasn't sure if you had an issue
#221
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with it or not.
#222
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If you do, I'll go outside when it's dark.
#223
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How are things going with Meredith?
#224
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- Bad.
#225
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It's kind of hard to sleep with you
#226
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shouting weird stuff all night.
#227
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- Oh, no. I sleepwalk when I'm stressed.
#228
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I
#229
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- It sounded like you were working for the...
#230
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both: Underground railroad.
#231
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- Yeah, that's a recurring dream I have.
#232
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I don't know why. - I know why.
#233
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- He has that dream because this man is a saint.
#234
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Every night he risks his life to help people.
#235
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Jack, that's a white man.
#236
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He could look the other way.
#237
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- Okay, I'm sorry. Explain why you're here.
#238
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- Oh, I'm making breakfast.
#239
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Come on. Come look.
#240
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Hope you boys like bacon and eggs.
#241
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I'm here because his life is falling apart.
#242
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Not that Ralph needs any help.
#243
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He could snap at any minute.
#244
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You're doing great, Ralph.
#245
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I'm gonna take all these knives.
#246
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What are you doing?
#247
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- Hey, Jack, I want to do something to thank you.
#248
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How about I cook dinner tonight, all right?
#249
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Clams Durbin. How does that sound?
#250
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- Oh, Clams Durbin.
#251
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It's delicious. You've got to try it.
#252
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So much dairy in it.
#253
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Oh, it's so good.
#254
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- Yeah, I don't think so.
#255
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- Well, it can be anything. It doesn't have to be clams.
#256
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- Oh, it does. It has to be clams.
#257
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- That's kind of what I'm thinking.
#258
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- I don't want your clams, man.
#259
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- Well, okay, I'll do all the grocery shopping.
#260
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And I'll restock the liquor cabinet.
#261
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- Okay, fine.
#262
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- Yes.
#263
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- Oh, it's gonna make you sick, but it's worth it.
#264
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- Hey, gang.
#265
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Now, where are you guys with this Miles plan, huh?
#266
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You guys make any headway? Has he been arrested yet?
#267
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- We have been making some great strides.
#268
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- So we started talking about planting Miles' DNA at a crime
#269
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scene, but then we realized we weren't really positive
#270
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what qualifies as a DNA sample.
#271
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- You're gonna want blood, semen, hair, and saliva.
#272
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That's your bread and butter.
#273
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- Oh, and feces.
#274
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- And it's considered such strong evidence that it can
#275
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put people away for life.
#276
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- I'm liking what I'm hearing, guys.
#277
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- Well, buckle up.
#278
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Tell him, bro.
#279
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- If his DNA's found at a crime scene,
#280
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a lab will compare it to a reference sample
#281
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checking for any matching alleles.
#282
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- And here's where it gets dope.
#283
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If the alleles on the chromosome are the same,
#284
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they're homozygous.
#285
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- As opposed to heterozygous--
#286
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- No!
#287
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- Oh, I'm such a fool.
#288
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Foolish Jack.
#289
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I wanted so badly to believe that you were good kids.
#290
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But you're not.
#291
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You're bad kids, aren't you?
#292
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- We're bad kids.
#293
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- Yeah.
#294
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You're doing this to learn biology.
#295
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You don't give a damn about destroying my rival.
#296
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- We just thought it would help to have
#297
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a basic understanding of DNA.
#298
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- It's in saliva, and it makes people go to jail.
#299
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That's all you need to know.
#300
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Now, you've got one day to get somewhere with this
#301
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or it's back to typing "pedophile" all day.
#302
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- No...
#303
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My mom made that.
#304
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.
#305
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♪
#306
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- Oh, my God. This is wild.
#307
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You know what I mean? Brenda never let me
#308
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drink in the house. - Uh-huh.
#309
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- There's so much new stuff I can try.
#310
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I could wear a Kangol hat.
#311
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- Yeah.
#312
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Oh, no way.
#313
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Hey, Ralph, why don't you go rustle up
#314
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some Clams Durbin after all?
#315
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- Yes, you will not regret this.
#316
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Each clam is a symphony of taste pulled from
#317
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the cleaner parts of Lake Erie.
#318
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- Yeah, go ahead.
#319
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Well, hey there, text buddy.
#320
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- Hey, Jack.
#321
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- Oh, cookie dough, frozen tamales,
#322
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and a gallon of ice cream.
#323
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You doing some emotional eating?
#324
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You're doing, like,
#325
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a "Leaving Las Vegas" drink yourself to death thing?
#326
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I wish.
#327
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Hey, so how are things with the boyfriend?
#328
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- Ehh, well, so I took your advice.
#329
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Thank you, by the way, for letting me vent.
#330
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You've really been keeping me sane.
#331
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- Oh, well, I'm glad to hear it.
#332
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I want to help; I just-- - Hey, roomie.
#333
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I figured I would get the saffron first,
#334
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because you cannot make Clams Durbin without the saffron.
#335
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- Right. - Oh, hey, I'm Ralph.
#336
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- Meredith.
#337
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- Meredith.
#338
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This is the famous Meredith
#339
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that Jack is always talking about.
#340
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- No. - Let me tell you something.
#341
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Jack is the smartest man I've ever met.
#342
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He's a true catch. He's a classic lover.
#343
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And I know right now he's just a shoulder to cry on,
#344
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but oh, boy, he could be so much more.
#345
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- Okay. - Right.
#346
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But technically, I still have a boyfriend, so...
#347
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- Yes, she--yeah.
#348
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- Um...
#349
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- Yep.
#350
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- It was nice to see you, Jack.
#351
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- Yeah, good to see you. Bye. - Nice meeting you.
#352
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- I'll shoot you a text or something.
#353
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- Don't drink too much.
#354
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- You... - She said--hey, I tried.
#355
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You know, I'm not--I'm not very good at this.
#356
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- No. - Next time, you've got to
#357
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speak up, you know.
#358
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When I set it up like that, you--boom--you spike it.
#359
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All right?
#360
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Hey, don't be mad.
#361
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- Here.
#362
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Freedom lies this way, I promise you.
#363
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Take this quilt.
#364
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It is a map to Ontario.
#365
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Shh, shh, wait, wait.
#366
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I hear more people.
#367
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It's more white men. I will distract them
#368
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with bird calls.
#369
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- Loo-da-loo-da-loo.
#370
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The Lady Rams volleyball squad got annihilated last night
#371
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again, but hey, sometimes you lose for 10 years,
#372
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12 if you count the time you dated,
#373
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16 if you actually are the girls' volleyball team,
#374
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but point is, gals, you never know what's around the corner.
#375
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- Hey, Durbin needs to crash with one of you guys.
#376
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- Oh, I can't. It's too dangerous.
#377
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Single Durbin is giving off some weird sex pheromones.
#378
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- Yes.
#379
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Next season, the world is full of possibilities.
#380
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You've got to smell every flower.
#381
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- Oh, come on. - Get sniffing, kids.
#382
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- Look, look, something's got to give, all right?
#383
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He's all up in my business. I haven't slept.
#384
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He almost ruined things with Meredith.
#385
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- Tough, Jack.
#386
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I don't see him getting back with Brenda any time soon.
#387
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- Mm-mm.
#388
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- So after Sister Agnes vanished,
#389
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I noticed the...
#390
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- Come in.
#391
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- Hey, Durbin.
#392
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I've got to talk to you, man. - There's my guy.
#393
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Hey, how good were those clams last night?
#394
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You know what the best thing about clams is?
#395
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Leftovers. Whoo.
#396
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Seriously, though, I--
#397
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I feel like this separation is the best thing
#398
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that's ever happened to me.
#399
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Hangin' with my bro.
#400
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I just feel so happy and free.
#401
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- Yeah, well, you know what--
#402
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you know what might make you even happier?
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Getting back together with your precious Debra.
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- Brenda, but seriously, as I was saying earlier,
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I just feel like more and more that situation
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was not a good thing.
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- Yeah, but it was love, Ralph, right?
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And you didn't fight for it.
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Ralph, you didn't fight for love.
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But what if you did?
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And what if you did it with the help of a Harvard professor?
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- I guess that sounds good.
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- I'd like to share a philosophy nugget with you
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if I may.
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- Yes. Oh, I've been waiting for this.
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- Okay, a stoic named Epictetus said,
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"If a storm hits your boat,
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"sometimes the only option is to drown,
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"but do so quietly without crying,
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for what is born must also die."
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- Holy cow. That is rough.
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Ralph.
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- It's time to go home.
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Ralph, it's time to go home.
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Ralph, what do you say?
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- It's time to go home.
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- There it is.
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My man.
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.
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- Thank you so much for sitting down and talking to us, Brenda.
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The headline here is that Ralph is a good dude,
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and, well, he wants to apologize.
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- Yeah, I'm--I'm sorry that I watched that show
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that riles me up.
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- Yeah, that was bad.
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- Oh, there's one of those little teeny-tiny sneezes
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you were telling me about.
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Brenda, Ralph, he--
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he misses you mad, and he wants you back,
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so what do you say, huh?
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- It's more than just that show.
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- Well, yeah, of course, yeah, sure.
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Well, talk to us, you know. What else, you know?
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I bet it's all fixable.
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- Well, he does the blender so loud in the morning.
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- Okay, well, easy fix. No blender till noon.
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- And most nights he sleepwalks,
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and he's yelling about hiding families,
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and I need to sleep in another room.
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- Yeah, well, Roger that one big time.
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So if Ralph were able to make those changes,
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you think you guys could get back together?
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- Mm, ow, oh.
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Oh, God. I don't know.
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My back is killing me.
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I--I know this is silly, but
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you're sitting on those cushions, and I need them.
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- Oh, well, that's--no, that's not silly.
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I didn't realize I was sitting in your chair.
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I'm sorry. You want to switch chairs?
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- Well, stop yelling at me.
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Why do you want to make me feel bad?
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I mean, it's your chair now.
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You're the guest.
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I'll just endure the back pain.
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- Well, here's a fix.
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Why don't I take the cushions off this chair
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and put them on that chair?
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- No, but then your back will be hurting as much as mine
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is hurting, and then I am gonna feel bad
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about doing that to you.
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I would feel bad about that.
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Oh, oh, God.
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Oh, my back is hurting so bad. Oh, it's hurting.
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Oh. Oh!
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- You've got to leave that woman.
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- I know.
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- I mean, at first, she was complaining about you,
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and I was like, "Whatever," and then she turned it on me,
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and I was like, "Pfff, that's no good."
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She's bad news, brother, and if that means you've got to stay
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here a couple more nights, it's all good.
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- Mucho mucho appreciated.
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God, you and I, we are a--
#485
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we are a couple of pieces of work, huh?
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- Yeah. Whoa, how so?
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- Well, I mean, at least my dysfunctional relationship
#488
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was a relationship.
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It wasn't this one-way obsession
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with my high school ex.
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That was a massive overstep, wasn't it?
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- No. You know what?
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I like this color on you, Ralph.
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I do, and you're not totally wrong about Meredith.
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- Hey, no kidding.
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Listen, she's got a boyfriend, all right?
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You're deluding yourself, bro.
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- Okay, now it's too much.
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- Hey, which one of these pills calms you down?
#500
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- All uppers.
#501
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- Oh, no.
#502
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Oh, no.
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Nope, uh-uh.
#504
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Shut it down. Shut it all down right now.
#505
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Whatever biology you're studying back there,
#506
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it's done, okay?
#507
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Back to the Miles missions.
#508
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- As we said, this is both.
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- I think you'll be pleased with this.
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- I got a lock of Miles' hair, boss.
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- "And a little child shall lead them."
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How'd you do this?
#513
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- Remember when you had me send him that catfish message?
#514
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- Mm-hmm. - It blossomed into a very
#515
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complicated online relationship.
#516
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- Wow, okay. Well, kudos.
#517
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Now I think it's probably best that you cut off all ties
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to this 40-year-old man forever.
#519
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- Oh, it's gonna be much easier after the holidays, chief.
#520
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- Looks like I underestimated you guys.
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I mean, hell, if it takes five minutes of biology a day
#522
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to destroy my rival, then maybe it's worth it.
#523
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All right, go ahead and take your seats, yeah.
#524
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All right, so what's the next step?
#525
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- We find a murdered body.
#526
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Damn it. That's the next step?
#527
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That is a very hard next step.
#528
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You luck into a murdered body
#529
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presumably before the police have arrived?
#530
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That's insane.
#531
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All right, take out your phones and start typing
#532
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"Miles Leonard pedophile" into Google.
#533
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Luck into a murdered body.
#534
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What are you talking about?
#535
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- You want me to throw away the hair?
#536
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No, why don't you go ahead and keep the hair?
#537
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You know, this is Toledo after all.
#538
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There's probably a dead body somewhere in this room.
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