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Season 5, Episode 22 — My Déjà Vu, My Déjà Vu

Today started off on a high note. Ernie, the homeless guy,

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Today started off on a high note. Ernie, the homeless guy,

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shattered the record for the most blood donations in a month.

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shattered the record for the most blood donations in a month.

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Ooooh!

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Congratulations, Ernie.

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Congratulations, Ernie.

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Nineteen pints!

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- He probably needs a little more juice. - Yes.

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Even though we were sending Ernie upstairs

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to most likely get some of his own blood back,

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to most likely get some of his own blood back,

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I couldn't help but smile.

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Today, Dr Cox was returning back to work

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Today, Dr Cox was returning back to work

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after the accidental death of three of his patients.

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after the accidental death of three of his patients.

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OK, there he is. Just play it cool.

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What is the latest on Mrs Riley up in 403?

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What is the latest on Mrs Riley up in 403?

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Mrs Riley was admitted with shortness of breath

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Mrs Riley was admitted with shortness of breath

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and then she developed a...

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Stay cool. Stay cool.

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Stay cool. Stay cool.

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Aw, screw it!

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You sent those demons right back to hell, didn't you? Straight to hell!

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You sent those demons right back to hell, didn't you? Straight to hell!

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OK, here's a bud clearly in need of nipping.

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OK, here's a bud clearly in need of nipping.

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Newbie, there are some things that, if they happen,

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Newbie, there are some things that, if they happen,

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we do want to make a big deal out of them,

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we do want to make a big deal out of them,

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a cure for cancer, teaching dogs to talk,

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and you walking past the food cart

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and you walking past the food cart

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without referring to cream cheese as "cow fudge."

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- I like to play with words. - However, of all the things

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- I like to play with words. - However, of all the things

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there are to make a big deal out of,

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there are to make a big deal out of,

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can my return to this hellhole please,

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please, please not be one of them?

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please, please not be one of them?

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Well, sure thing, Perry.

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Well, sure thing, Perry.

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But, uh, there is one problem.

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# Welcome back

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# Your dreams were your ticket out

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# Welcome back

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# Welcome back

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# To that same old place that you laughed about

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# To that same old place that you laughed about

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# Well, the names have all changed since you hung around

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# Well, the names have all changed since you hung around

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# And them dreams have remained since you turned around

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# And them dreams have remained since you turned around

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J.D!

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That's when the background comes in.

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That's when the background comes in.

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# Who'd have thought they'd lead you? # Who'd have thought they'd lead you?

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# Who'd have thought they'd lead you? # Who'd have thought they'd lead you?

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That's a run I was gonna do, but now is awkward.

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That's a run I was gonna do, but now is awkward.

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It's unbelievable.

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Since Dr Cox was back, I decided to knock out all my errands extra quick.

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Since Dr Cox was back, I decided to knock out all my errands extra quick.

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And what better way to get started than with my new 18-wheeler scooter horn?

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And what better way to get started than with my new 18-wheeler scooter horn?

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And what better way to get started than with my new 18-wheeler scooter horn?

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(HORN HONKS)

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First, I grabbed a quick lunch.

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First, I grabbed a quick lunch.

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Then I returned some e-mails.

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Then I returned some e-mails.

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Finally, a shortcut through the mall parking lot,

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Finally, a shortcut through the mall parking lot,

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which meant dealing with the skate rats and their famous ring o' fire.

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which meant dealing with the skate rats and their famous ring o' fire.

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Ring of fire!

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Ring of fire!

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Woohoo!

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Top that, dude!

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Top that, dude!

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Sasha!

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Sasha!

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With Sasha back in the scooter shop,

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With Sasha back in the scooter shop,

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I decided to buy a bike and get some exercise.

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I decided to buy a bike and get some exercise.

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I can't remember what happened to my old bike.

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- Nice helmet. - Actually, it's not a helmet,

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it's a hair-met.

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it's a hair-met.

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See, it's got extra room built in so you don't mess up your hairdo.

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See, it's got extra room built in so you don't mess up your hairdo.

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I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles.

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I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles.

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You get it filled whenever.

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You get it filled whenever.

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That's weird. It felt like that had happened before.

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When you work at a hospital five years,

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situations are bound to repeat themselves.

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situations are bound to repeat themselves.

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You know, doctor, I'm getting tired of your sexual innuendo.

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You know, doctor, I'm getting tired of your sexual innuendo.

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In your end-o.

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Dr Kelso, it's so cold in Pediatrics, the kids are wearing mittens.

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Dr Kelso, it's so cold in Pediatrics, the kids are wearing mittens.

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Hey, champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?

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Hey, champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?

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Bob Kelso. How you doing?

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Bob Kelso. How you doing?

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That's what deja vu is,

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feeling like you've lived the same moments a thousand times.

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feeling like you've lived the same moments a thousand times.

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Whether it's Turk's tepid response to baby stuff Carla makes him do...

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Whether it's Turk's tepid response to baby stuff Carla makes him do...

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Friday, we meet the baby-proofer at the apartment.

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Friday, we meet the baby-proofer at the apartment.

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I can't wait!

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... or Dr Cox giving Elliot a hard time...

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... or Dr Cox giving Elliot a hard time...

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Barbie, why did you order this test? For the love of God,

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Barbie, why did you order this test? For the love of God,

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are you a real doctor or a doctor like Dr Pepper's a doctor?

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are you a real doctor or a doctor like Dr Pepper's a doctor?

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Or the Janitor having menace in his eyes.

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Or the Janitor having menace in his eyes.

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That looks like trouble.

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Hey, come here a sec. We want to do stuff to you.

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Hey, come here a sec. We want to do stuff to you.

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OK, just distract them before they do what they've got planned.

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OK, just distract them before they do what they've got planned.

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- We were thinking... - I got a riddle for you.

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- We were thinking... - I got a riddle for you.

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- This isn't how you said it would go. - Troy. We're listening.

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- This isn't how you said it would go. - Troy. We're listening.

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Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel.

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Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel.

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I think I've heard this before. What are they?

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It's a riddle. You figure it out.

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It's a riddle. You figure it out.

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Troy, get your hat.

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We're going to the bank.

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We're going to the bank.

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Look who's back, Mrs Goldstein. It's Dr Cox.

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How was Acapulco?

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How was Acapulco?

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We told everyone you were in Acapulco.

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I never went to Acapulco, Mrs Goldstein.

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I never went to Acapulco, Mrs Goldstein.

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I lost three patients and spent two weeks on my couch

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I lost three patients and spent two weeks on my couch

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trying to drink myself to death so my victims and I could be reunited

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trying to drink myself to death so my victims and I could be reunited

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in the afterlife and they could have their vengeance.

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in the afterlife and they could have their vengeance.

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I realized that tactic would never work,

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as I'd be sent straight to hell,

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as I'd be sent straight to hell,

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which, I imagine is a lot like Acapulco,

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only fewer Latin men trying to sell me Chiclets on the beach.

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only fewer Latin men trying to sell me Chiclets on the beach.

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All the best.

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All the best.

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Is there a reason you're still near me?

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We covered Mrs Goldstein while you were gone, but she's your patient.

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We covered Mrs Goldstein while you were gone, but she's your patient.

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BP's dropping. It might be time to push thrombolytics.

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BP's dropping. It might be time to push thrombolytics.

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Yeah, but she could bleed out.

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Yeah, but she could bleed out.

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I suppose you could wait and see how she does.

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She could decompensate.

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She could decompensate.

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Those are the two options, so what are you gonna do?

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I'll be right back.

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Did you guys just see that?

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Did you guys just see that?

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Dr Cox had to make a decision, he completely froze.

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Dr Cox had to make a decision, he completely froze.

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He's probably just thinking it over, Elliot.

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He never thought things over. He made gut calls right away.

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He never thought things over. He made gut calls right away.

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Listen, Reid,

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normally any damage to Dr Cox's oversized ego

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normally any damage to Dr Cox's oversized ego

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would be cause for celebration. Yet, for some reason,

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would be cause for celebration. Yet, for some reason,

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I'm not wearing a party hat, sitting bare-ass on the hospital copier machine.

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I'm not wearing a party hat, sitting bare-ass on the hospital copier machine.

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You know why? It's not because I have "Johnny" tattooed on my butt.

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You know why? It's not because I have "Johnny" tattooed on my butt.

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A Navy buddy. If you went through what we did, you'd understand.

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A Navy buddy. If you went through what we did, you'd understand.

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Again with the deja vu.

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It's because your little theory is way off.

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It's because your little theory is way off.

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If you don't wanna be there for him, it's your decision. But I'm going to be.

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If you don't wanna be there for him, it's your decision. But I'm going to be.

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J.D. robs the ball! Black guy open!

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J.D. robs the ball! Black guy open!

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No ball in the hall.

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No ball in the hall.

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Sorry, Leonard.

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I wouldn't be mad if that was the first time.

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I wouldn't be mad if that was the first time.

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They come three to a can. Why you playing basketball?

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They come three to a can. Why you playing basketball?

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I thought you had lunch with Carla.

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She's taking a pregnancy nap so I get to do whatever I want.

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She's taking a pregnancy nap so I get to do whatever I want.

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I'm telling you, J.D., Carla being pregnant is awesome for me.

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I'm telling you, J.D., Carla being pregnant is awesome for me.

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I get to watch whatever I want while she reads her pregnancy book.

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I get to watch whatever I want while she reads her pregnancy book.

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I get to eat all the good food.

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And, of course, ring of fire.

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And, of course, ring of fire.

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Ring of fire!

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Bottom line, pregnancy's awesome!

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OK, two coins, equals 30 cents, no nickels.

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OK, two coins, equals 30 cents, no nickels.

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I could swear we've done this before.

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I could swear we've done this before.

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You went to Yale for God's sake!

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Relax. I figured it out.

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Relax. I figured it out.

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A penny...

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and... a button

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and... a button

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that you wrote "29 cents" on.

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You think I don't recognize your handwriting?

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You think I don't recognize your handwriting?

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Can't we just kill him?

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Can't we just kill him?

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How's therapy going?

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- Dr Cox, do you have a second? - Of course.

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- Dr Cox, do you have a second? - Of course.

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- I was wondering... - You're done.

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- What? - You asked for a second.

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- What? - You asked for a second.

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I think you'll find I'm being quite literal here at work today. Ask anyone.

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I think you'll find I'm being quite literal here at work today. Ask anyone.

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Lonnie, what happened earlier when you said, "Give me a break"?

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Lonnie, what happened earlier when you said, "Give me a break"?

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You broke my sunglasses in half.

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Had to be done. The man looked preposterous in aviators.

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Had to be done. The man looked preposterous in aviators.

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You still haven't made a decision about how to treat Mrs Goldstein.

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You still haven't made a decision about how to treat Mrs Goldstein.

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Oh, thanks for the reminder, Barboo.

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Oh, thanks for the reminder, Barboo.

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What would I do without you?

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What would I do without you?

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Look, joke if you want to, but you're gonna have to make a decision.

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Mrs Goldstein's life depends on it.

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But what if I'm wrong?

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All right. She'll have a ginger ale,

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All right. She'll have a ginger ale,

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he'll have a beer, and I'll have an appletini.

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Hell, I'm gonna have a real drink.

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- Make it a nectarini. - I don't know what that is.

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- Make it a nectarini. - I don't know what that is.

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Oh, come on, Kevin. You know. Make it.

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Make sure I don't have too many nectarinis.

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I gotta drive my bike home.

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I gotta drive my bike home.

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Don't worry. Carla can't drink. She'll drive you home.

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Don't worry. Carla can't drink. She'll drive you home.

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- Right, baby? - Sure.

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- Sweet. - Better idea,

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- Sweet. - Better idea,

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come to our place, she's going straight to bed.

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- We'll stay up late, watch Judge Dredd. - Ninety-ninth viewing!

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- We'll stay up late, watch Judge Dredd. - Ninety-ninth viewing!

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OK, ice cold beer, nectarini

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OK, ice cold beer, nectarini

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and ginger ale.

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and ginger ale.

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There's nothing better in this world

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than the first sip of an ice cold beer after a long day.

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than the first sip of an ice cold beer after a long day.

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Ditto for a 'tini.

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Ditto for a 'tini.

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- It really takes the edge off. - That's it.

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No beer for you. It's not fair.

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No beer for you. It's not fair.

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I'm pregnant, you two are having the time of your lives.

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I'm pregnant, you two are having the time of your lives.

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Now anything I can't do, you can't do.

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- That's ridiculous! - Not you!

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- That's ridiculous! - Not you!

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Fair is fair, Turk.

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Incidentally, dynamite nectarini.

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Incidentally, dynamite nectarini.

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That man knows his way around nectar.

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I used to just look into my gut and know what to do.

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I used to just look into my gut and know what to do.

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Now I got all this self-doubt.

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Now I got all this self-doubt.

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You got massive amounts of doubt,

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romantically, professionally, personally. How do you deal with it?

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romantically, professionally, personally. How do you deal with it?

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Treadmill, crank the incline up to 15 and just run through the tears.

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Treadmill, crank the incline up to 15 and just run through the tears.

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Look, Dr Cox, I know that you're scared,

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but, believe me, your gut is still there.

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but, believe me, your gut is still there.

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You just have to have the courage to listen to it again.

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You just have to have the courage to listen to it again.

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You really think so?

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You really think so?

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I know so.

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Push thrombolytics.

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Push thrombolytics.

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Thank you, Barbie.

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I'm just glad you let me help.

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I'm just glad you let me help.

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There's no better feeling than helping someone out.

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There's no better feeling than helping someone out.

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Laverne, Dr Cox made a decision. He wants to push thrombolytics.

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Laverne, Dr Cox made a decision. He wants to push thrombolytics.

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Yeah, I know. He told me that three hours ago.

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What?

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What?

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Maybe that's why it hurts that much more when you end up looking like a fool.

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Maybe that's why it hurts that much more when you end up looking like a fool.

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This is why the headache didn't go away.

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This is why the headache didn't go away.

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It's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic, all right?

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It's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic, all right?

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The pills go in your mouth.

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Elliot, do you ever get deja vu around here?

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Barbie, there you are. Thank God.

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Barbie, there you are. Thank God.

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Unfortunately, yes.

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As you know, I can't make a decision without your help, so here goes.

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As you know, I can't make a decision without your help, so here goes.

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As you know, I can't make a decision without your help, so here goes.

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On Oprah, there's a story about Lindsay Lohan's eating disorder.

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On Oprah, there's a story about Lindsay Lohan's eating disorder.

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But on E! there's a story about Lindsay Lohan's fabulous new Tribeca loft.

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But on E! there's a story about Lindsay Lohan's fabulous new Tribeca loft.

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Don't get me wrong, I want to watch something about Lindsay Lohan.

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Don't get me wrong, I want to watch something about Lindsay Lohan.

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I'm just a little lost here.

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FYI, that loft is Lohan-tastic. It's vintage Lindsay.

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FYI, that loft is Lohan-tastic. It's vintage Lindsay.

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When you left Mrs Goldstein, anyone could've thought you were in trouble.

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When you left Mrs Goldstein, anyone could've thought you were in trouble.

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I had to go the bathroom, Barbie.

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I had to go the bathroom, Barbie.

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People, from now on, if anyone needs to take a leak, please notify Dr Reid.

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People, from now on, if anyone needs to take a leak, please notify Dr Reid.

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People, from now on, if anyone needs to take a leak, please notify Dr Reid.

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It is a pet peeve of hers.

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"As it is a pet peeve."

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- Oh, really? You think that's funny? - A little bit.

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- Oh, really? You think that's funny? - A little bit.

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Carla, Turk's drinking coffee.

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Carla, Turk's drinking coffee.

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No!

#365

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If your pregnant wife can't have coffee, then you can't.

#366

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If your pregnant wife can't have coffee, then you can't.

#367

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Please have some sort of nut.

#368

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Please have some sort of nut.

#369

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Hazel.

#370

⇓

Careful, Turkelton. First, it's no coffee.

#371

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Careful, Turkelton. First, it's no coffee.

#372

⇓

Next, she'll want you in the delivery room,

#373

⇓

holding her hands while she pushes the little bugger out.

#374

⇓

holding her hands while she pushes the little bugger out.

#375

⇓

My man will be there when his baby is born.

#376

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My man will be there when his baby is born.

#377

⇓

Of course he will. It's a different generation.

#378

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Of course he will. It's a different generation.

#379

⇓

Know this, 90 percent of all childbirths are accompanied by an accidental dookie.

#380

⇓

Know this, 90 percent of all childbirths are accompanied by an accidental dookie.

#381

⇓

Know this, 90 percent of all childbirths are accompanied by an accidental dookie.

#382

⇓

Dude, I'd be a mess if I had to give up my joe.

#383

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Dude, I'd be a mess if I had to give up my joe.

#384

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I have a full-blown addiction.

#385

⇓

Hopefully, that won't come back to haunt me.

#386

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Hopefully, that won't come back to haunt me.

#387

⇓

Where did you get this? Who taught you how to use this thing?

#388

⇓

Where did you get this? Who taught you how to use this thing?

#389

⇓

You, all right? I learned from watching you!

#390

⇓

You, all right? I learned from watching you!

#391

⇓

Damn it, Billy!

#392

⇓

At least he's using good beans.

#393

⇓

At least he's using good beans.

#394

⇓

Guess I'm gonna look like a porn star when I'm older.

#395

⇓

Guess I'm gonna look like a porn star when I'm older.

#396

⇓

Hey, we solved your stupid game.

#397

⇓

Hey, we solved your stupid game.

#398

⇓

Yeah, we've been to the li-bary!

#399

⇓

"Brary," Troy. Library.

#400

⇓

"Brary," Troy. Library.

#401

⇓

Two coins that equal 30 cents, one of them not a nickel? A penny and...

#402

⇓

Two coins that equal 30 cents, one of them not a nickel? A penny and...

#403

⇓

Two coins that equal 30 cents, one of them not a nickel? A penny and...

#404

⇓

...a 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection, today worth exactly...

#405

⇓

...a 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection, today worth exactly...

#406

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...twenty-nine cents.

#407

⇓

OK, no.

#408

⇓

The correct answer is a quarter and a nickel.

#409

⇓

The correct answer is a quarter and a nickel.

#410

⇓

No, 'cause you said one of them isn't a nickel.

#411

⇓

Right. The other one is.

#412

⇓

Right. The other one is.

#413

⇓

You lied to me.

#414

⇓

You lied to me.

#415

⇓

It's a riddle.

#416

⇓

Oh, your face is red like a straw-brary.

#417

⇓

Oh, your face is red like a straw-brary.

#418

⇓

Don't have kids.

#419

⇓

Don't have kids.

#420

⇓

Excuse me, Dr Reid. I just wanted to let you know I'm going to pee.

#421

⇓

Excuse me, Dr Reid. I just wanted to let you know I'm going to pee.

#422

⇓

What a jackass.

#423

⇓

What a jackass.

#424

⇓

I hate it that you two aren't getting along.

#425

⇓

I'd get you together to talk, but you're stubborn.

#426

⇓

I'd get you together to talk, but you're stubborn.

#427

⇓

I'd never be able to do it on my own.

#428

⇓

I'd never be able to do it on my own.

#429

⇓

Well, there is one way.

#430

⇓

I don't want to hear Floating Head Doctor.

#431

⇓

I don't want to hear Floating Head Doctor.

#432

⇓

Elliot, save it. He's gone.

#433

⇓

Fine, fine, fine. I will apologize to Elliot.

#434

⇓

Fine, fine, fine. I will apologize to Elliot.

#435

⇓

I don't know how you'll get her to talk to me.

#436

⇓

Oh, don't you worry about that.

#437

⇓

Oh, don't you worry about that.

#438

⇓

Body! Get her!

#439

⇓

Get a good night's sleep. Hey, put me down!

#440

⇓

Get a good night's sleep. Hey, put me down!

#441

⇓

I'm talking to a patient here!

#442

⇓

What are you doing? Oh!

#443

⇓

What are you doing? Oh!

#444

⇓

Well, she's dead.

#445

⇓

Well, she's dead.

#446

⇓

Stupid, stupid body!

#447

⇓

Stupid, stupid body!

#448

⇓

Oh, you want some of this?

#449

⇓

Oh, you want some of this?

#450

⇓

Too slow!

#451

⇓

A little late!

#452

⇓

Oh, nice try.

#453

⇓

Oh, nice try.

#454

⇓

J.D., don't worry about it. I'll handle it.

#455

⇓

J.D., don't worry about it. I'll handle it.

#456

⇓

- Head fight body again? - They can't get along.

#457

⇓

- Head fight body again? - They can't get along.

#458

⇓

I don't get it.

#459

⇓

Turk, what are you doing?

#460

⇓

- You can't ride the bike. - Why not?

#461

⇓

It puts too much pressure on my cervix.

#462

⇓

It puts too much pressure on my cervix.

#463

⇓

I don't have a damn cervix! And how else am I supposed to exercise?

#464

⇓

You can do everything that do.

#465

⇓

You can do everything that do.

#466

⇓

You can have yogurt, you can listen to classical music,

#467

⇓

You can have yogurt, you can listen to classical music,

#468

⇓

gently rub my belly.

#469

⇓

You know what?

#470

⇓

You know what?

#471

⇓

That's it.

#472

⇓

What's it?

#473

⇓

What's it?

#474

⇓

What do you think you're doing?

#475

⇓

You better not open that.

#476

⇓

You better not... OK, but you better not drink it.

#477

⇓

You better not... OK, but you better not drink it.

#478

⇓

Fine, but you better not enjoy it.

#479

⇓

Fine, but you better not enjoy it.

#480

⇓

Ah!

#481

⇓

Ah!

#482

⇓

Did you just bitch-slap my beer?

#483

⇓

Did you just bitch-slap my beer?

#484

⇓

Are you calling me a bitch?

#485

⇓

Yes.

#486

⇓

Yes, I am.

#487

⇓

Yes, I am.

#488

⇓

Baby, you OK?

#489

⇓

I feel funny.

#490

⇓

I feel funny.

#491

⇓

You know, I've been thinking about it

#492

⇓

You know, I've been thinking about it

#493

⇓

and only you could go through all that stuff you did

#494

⇓

and come out the other side the same mean-spirited jerk.

#495

⇓

and come out the other side the same mean-spirited jerk.

#496

⇓

Barbie, please. They're about to show Lindsay's breakfast nook.

#497

⇓

Barbie, please. They're about to show Lindsay's breakfast nook.

#498

⇓

In fact, in the five years I've been here,

#499

⇓

In fact, in the five years I've been here,

#500

⇓

you're the only person who hasn't changed one bit.

#501

⇓

That's not entirely true. Since the arrival of my son,

#502

⇓

That's not entirely true. Since the arrival of my son,

#503

⇓

I've become more patient.

#504

⇓

I've become more patient.

#505

⇓

Plus, I can't believe these words are coming out of my mouth,

#506

⇓

I've learned that not all of Newbie's ideas are completely ridiculous.

#507

⇓

I've learned that not all of Newbie's ideas are completely ridiculous.

#508

⇓

I've learned that not all of Newbie's ideas are completely ridiculous.

#509

⇓

Do you love it as much as I do?

#510

⇓

Do you love it as much as I do?

#511

⇓

Well, with me, you've never been anything but an unsupportive bastard,

#512

⇓

Well, with me, you've never been anything but an unsupportive bastard,

#513

⇓

and you know it.

#514

⇓

You have it on the chart he called me a bitch because he wanted to drink alcohol, right?

#515

⇓

You have it on the chart he called me a bitch because he wanted to drink alcohol, right?

#516

⇓

I don't really have a section for that.

#517

⇓

I don't really have a section for that.

#518

⇓

Well, put it under family history, it's part of ours now.

#519

⇓

Well, put it under family history, it's part of ours now.

#520

⇓

All you had was a little round ligament pain. It's common.

#521

⇓

All you had was a little round ligament pain. It's common.

#522

⇓

I'll meet you outside.

#523

⇓

Babe, I'm sorry.

#524

⇓

Babe, I'm sorry.

#525

⇓

You know what? This was actually kind of nice.

#526

⇓

You know what? This was actually kind of nice.

#527

⇓

How was this nice?

#528

⇓

How was this nice?

#529

⇓

You being here with me, all concerned.

#530

⇓

It feels like since I got pregnant, everything's changing for me,

#531

⇓

but nothing is changing for you.

#532

⇓

but nothing is changing for you.

#533

⇓

So yes, you can drink.

#534

⇓

So yes, you can drink.

#535

⇓

Just maybe not do it in front of me?

#536

⇓

And sometimes, when I'm reading my pregnancy book,

#537

⇓

And sometimes, when I'm reading my pregnancy book,

#538

⇓

maybe you can ask me about it?

#539

⇓

And occasionally, on a Friday night, when I'm too tired to go out,

#540

⇓

And occasionally, on a Friday night, when I'm too tired to go out,

#541

⇓

And occasionally, on a Friday night, when I'm too tired to go out,

#542

⇓

maybe you can stay in and get fat with me.

#543

⇓

I can get fat?

#544

⇓

The bigger you get, the tinier I'll look.

#545

⇓

The bigger you get, the tinier I'll look.

#546

⇓

- Oh. - Come on, come on, please.

#547

⇓

How's Mrs Goldstein doing?

#548

⇓

Fine.

#549

⇓

Fine.

#550

⇓

OK, lookit. How's about we act like adults here

#551

⇓

and lay our cards on the table?

#552

⇓

You know you're not exactly my favourite person in this dump.

#553

⇓

You know you're not exactly my favourite person in this dump.

#554

⇓

I say that knowing full well you feel the same way about me.

#555

⇓

I say that knowing full well you feel the same way about me.

#556

⇓

I started an "I hate Cox" chat room. Hasn't worked out the way I planned.

#557

⇓

I started an "I hate Cox" chat room. Hasn't worked out the way I planned.

#558

⇓

It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians.

#559

⇓

It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians.

#560

⇓

How about we just agree we're never gonna be that close?

#561

⇓

How about we just agree we're never gonna be that close?

#562

⇓

We could, except for one thing.

#563

⇓

I know we have our issues, but I always respected you.

#564

⇓

I know we have our issues, but I always respected you.

#565

⇓

And you haven't given me more than an ounce of that since I started here.

#566

⇓

And you haven't given me more than an ounce of that since I started here.

#567

⇓

I didn't go in that bathroom to take a leak.

#568

⇓

I went in because I was petrified

#569

⇓

that I was gonna make the wrong decision about Mrs Goldstein.

#570

⇓

that I was gonna make the wrong decision about Mrs Goldstein.

#571

⇓

I didn't want anybody to know,

#572

⇓

I didn't want anybody to know,

#573

⇓

because it is so very important to me people see me the way they used to.

#574

⇓

because it is so very important to me people see me the way they used to.

#575

⇓

Bulletproof.

#576

⇓

And hopefully, admitting this to you will make you feel...

#577

⇓

And hopefully, admitting this to you will make you feel...

#578

⇓

...respected.

#579

⇓

It does.

#580

⇓

It does.

#581

⇓

Thanks.

#582

⇓

Thanks.

#583

⇓

You're welcome.

#584

⇓

After five years,

#585

⇓

it's hard not to feel like you're repeating moments week after week.

#586

⇓

it's hard not to feel like you're repeating moments week after week.

#587

⇓

Gotta run. They're doing a breast reduction on three,

#588

⇓

Gotta run. They're doing a breast reduction on three,

#589

⇓

and I wanna get there and stop it. You know what I'm talking about!

#590

⇓

and I wanna get there and stop it. You know what I'm talking about!

#591

⇓

Son, do you not realize

#592

⇓

that you're nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me?

#593

⇓

that you're nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me?

#594

⇓

I guess all you can do is try to notice

#595

⇓

I guess all you can do is try to notice

#596

⇓

the subtle differences within those moments.

#597

⇓

Whether it's Turk's response to baby stuff Carla makes him do...

#598

⇓

Friday, we meet with the baby-proofer at the apartment.

#599

⇓

Friday, we meet with the baby-proofer at the apartment.

#600

⇓

I can't wait.

#601

⇓

I can't wait.

#602

⇓

... or it not bothering Elliot when Dr Cox gives her a hard time.

#603

⇓

... or it not bothering Elliot when Dr Cox gives her a hard time.

#604

⇓

Barbie, why did you order this test?

#605

⇓

Barbie, why did you order this test?

#606

⇓

For the love of God, are you a real doctor

#607

⇓

or a doctor like Julius Erving is a doctor?

#608

⇓

or a doctor like Julius Erving is a doctor?

#609

⇓

Of course, sometimes, things are gonna repeat themselves in the exact same way.

#610

⇓

Of course, sometimes, things are gonna repeat themselves in the exact same way.

#611

⇓

What the hell?

#612

⇓

What the hell?

#613

⇓

It's a riddle. Two guys destroyed your bike with a softball bat and a crowbar.

#614

⇓

It's a riddle. Two guys destroyed your bike with a softball bat and a crowbar.

#615

⇓

One of them wasn't me.

#616

⇓

One of them wasn't me.

#617

⇓

Oh, that's what happened to my old bike.

#618

⇓

Oh, that's what happened to my old bike.

#619

⇓

- Good day, fellas. - See you tomorrow.

#620

⇓

- Good day, fellas. - See you tomorrow.

#621

⇓

Troy! This one's over.

#622

⇓

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#623

⇓

Captioned by Access Innovation Media www.ai-media.tv

#624

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