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Season 5, Episode 21 — My Fallen Idol

Work at a hospital long enough, you get used to anything.

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Work at a hospital long enough, you get used to anything.

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Whether it's Dr Kim,

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who makes patients take their pants off no matter what...

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who makes patients take their pants off no matter what...

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Yep, you've got pink eye.

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Can I put my pants back on?

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Can I put my pants back on?

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Right after I put some drops in.

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Or nobody remembering Ray Ketay's 80th birthday.

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Why aren't you making a bigger fuss?

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Why aren't you making a bigger fuss?

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I would have, Mr Ketay,

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I would have, Mr Ketay,

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but Dr Reid is throwing a huge celebration for you later.

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but Dr Reid is throwing a huge celebration for you later.

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I should tell her about that.

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Truth is, thanks to modern medicine, 80 isn't that big a deal anymore.

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Truth is, thanks to modern medicine, 80 isn't that big a deal anymore.

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It's not like the olden days.

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It's not like the olden days.

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Let us not feel sorrow for Bobby Adams.

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Let us not feel sorrow for Bobby Adams.

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He was 12. He led a full life.

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He was 12. He led a full life.

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He will be missed.

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Especially by his beautiful wife, Jenny,

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Especially by his beautiful wife, Jenny,

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who stood by him, even when he turned six, had a mid-life crisis,

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who stood by him, even when he turned six, had a mid-life crisis,

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and was caught banging one of those naked people that brought us corn.

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and was caught banging one of those naked people that brought us corn.

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I'd be the oldest man in Pilgrim Village.

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I'd be the oldest man in Pilgrim Village.

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Still, you should always celebrate life

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Still, you should always celebrate life

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because you never know when it will throw you a curveball.

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Like with Dr Cox.

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Like with Dr Cox.

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He recently made a decision any doctor would have made,

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and because of it, three patients died.

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and because of it, three patients died.

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At first, he was inconsolably sad.

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After that, he started acting out.

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After that, he started acting out.

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In his defence, he did ask for dressing on the side.

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In his defence, he did ask for dressing on the side.

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Daphne!

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I heard that he attacked one of the busboys.

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Yeah, I heard he bitch-slapped the maitre'd.

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Yeah, I heard he bitch-slapped the maitre'd.

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Enough, gang. That's how rumours get started.

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Enough, gang. That's how rumours get started.

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Gloria, I made a joke that you hooked up with Leonard,

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the security guard with the hook-hand,

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the security guard with the hook-hand,

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now everyone thinks it's true.

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It is true. And I'm never going back.

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It is true. And I'm never going back.

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Gloria!

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Gloria!

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I love me some white meat.

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I love me some white meat.

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OK, well, make sure

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you put antiseptic on any puncture wounds, OK?

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you put antiseptic on any puncture wounds, OK?

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Now I know Dr Cox seems crazy mad at the world right now,

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Now I know Dr Cox seems crazy mad at the world right now,

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but let's remember, three patients died.

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What's amazing is he can take a hit like that,

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What's amazing is he can take a hit like that,

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one that would knock any of us out for good,

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one that would knock any of us out for good,

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and come out still standing.

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That's why the man's an inspiration. I mean, he is a rock.

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That's why the man's an inspiration. I mean, he is a rock.

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Yep, he's the best damn doctor here.

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Yep, he's the best damn doctor here.

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Newbie, give me a little trouble? I'm having some help here.

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Newbie, give me a little trouble? I'm having some help here.

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Oh, no.

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(THEME SONG) # I can't do this all on my own

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(THEME SONG) # I can't do this all on my own

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# No, I know

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# I'm no superman

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# I'm no superman

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# I'm no superman. #

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Alright, people, listen up.

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Alright, people, listen up.

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We are a family.

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What do families do when one of their own is in trouble?

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What do families do when one of their own is in trouble?

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When my brother came out of the closet

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When my brother came out of the closet

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my parents sent him to hetero camp.

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- Families not from Connecticut. - Pregnancy had made Carla

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- Families not from Connecticut. - Pregnancy had made Carla

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a little hormonal.

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Dr Kelso, I asked you to keep this away from the Board.

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Dr Kelso, I asked you to keep this away from the Board.

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Were you able to? - Nurse Espinosa, I...

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Were you able to? - Nurse Espinosa, I...

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- Were you?! - Yes!

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I told them Dr Cox was taking a leave of absence due to problems at home.

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I told them Dr Cox was taking a leave of absence due to problems at home.

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- Should anyone ask, you beat him. - Beat him. Got it.

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- Should anyone ask, you beat him. - Beat him. Got it.

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I couldn't believe how depressed he was.

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I couldn't believe how depressed he was.

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- It was so sad. - Oh, I know.

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When I first heard, I was like, "Whoa, no way."

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When I first heard, I was like, "Whoa, no way."

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- You don't know what this is about. - Sure, I do, donkey-boy up in ICU.

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- You don't know what this is about. - Sure, I do, donkey-boy up in ICU.

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We're talking about Dr Cox.

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We're talking about Dr Cox.

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Oh. Well, if anyone's interested, there's a donkey-boy in the ICU.

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Oh. Well, if anyone's interested, there's a donkey-boy in the ICU.

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- Baby? - No, Turk.

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Dr Cox needs our help getting through this.

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Dr Cox needs our help getting through this.

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Jordan can watch him morning and night, but she's got Jack.

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Jordan can watch him morning and night, but she's got Jack.

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She's not that emotionally available. - I'm dead inside. -Anyway...

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She's not that emotionally available. - I'm dead inside. -Anyway...

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we're all going to spend time with him.

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I've made up a schedule. I have the first shift.

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I've made up a schedule. I have the first shift.

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Unless there are any questions, meeting is adjourned.

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Unless there are any questions, meeting is adjourned.

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- Gosh! - What?

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For God's sake, Reid, there's a donkey-boy upstairs.

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For God's sake, Reid, there's a donkey-boy upstairs.

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Damn.

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That boy is going to town on that carrot.

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That boy is going to town on that carrot.

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You fellas want to go to a real donkey show?

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You fellas want to go to a real donkey show?

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It's really very tastefully done.

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It's really very tastefully done.

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One of the women who entertains the donkey used to be on a soap.

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One of the women who entertains the donkey used to be on a soap.

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Pass.

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- Standing invitation, every Thursday. -Always pass, sir.

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- Standing invitation, every Thursday. -Always pass, sir.

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Well, I'll ask Mickhead.

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Well, I'll ask Mickhead.

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Turk, you know what bothers me?

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Dr Cox shows up to work drunk, we act like nothing happened.

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Dr Cox shows up to work drunk, we act like nothing happened.

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I don't know. I kinda feel for the guy.

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I don't know. I kinda feel for the guy.

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Besides... I am way too excited.

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I start my orthopaedic rotation today. It is going to be awesome.

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I start my orthopaedic rotation today. It is going to be awesome.

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Turk was psyched because orthopaedic surgeons

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Turk was psyched because orthopaedic surgeons

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are notoriously the most unemotional, jockish surgeons of all.

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are notoriously the most unemotional, jockish surgeons of all.

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Turk was gonna have a boss he could connect with.

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Turk was gonna have a boss he could connect with.

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Hey, guys, I'm Dr Stone. I'm your new attending.

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Hey, guys, I'm Dr Stone. I'm your new attending.

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- Alright, fellas. Hands in. - Yeah.

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Dr Stone?

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Dr Stone?

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Usually, when people put their hands in, someone says,

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Usually, when people put their hands in, someone says,

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"Go get them!" or, "Whoo!"

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No. No words yet. I want you all to get comfortable

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No. No words yet. I want you all to get comfortable

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with the feel of your brother's hands on yours.

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with the feel of your brother's hands on yours.

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As surgeons, we're constantly opening people up and looking around.

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As surgeons, we're constantly opening people up and looking around.

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But have you ever stopped to open yourself up

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But have you ever stopped to open yourself up

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and look around? - Whoa!

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Whoo!

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- Hey. How's he doing? - Hi.

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- Hey. How's he doing? - Hi.

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He's not talking and he's... you know...

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What?

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What?

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Daddy drinks a lot.

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Daddy drinks a lot.

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First complete sentence. Fantastic.

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Thanks for doing this.

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Thanks for doing this.

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Hey, sunshine.

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Hey, sunshine.

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You gonna at least say hello?

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Nothing? Listen...

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Nothing? Listen...

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I know you keep blaming yourself for this, but you just can't.

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I know you keep blaming yourself for this, but you just can't.

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When my Mom died, I thought that because I was a nurse

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I should have been able to prevent it somehow.

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I should have been able to prevent it somehow.

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But over time, I realised that bad things are going to happen

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But over time, I realised that bad things are going to happen

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and beating yourself up isn't going to help anyone.

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and beating yourself up isn't going to help anyone.

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That's it, sweetie. Come here.

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That's it, sweetie. Come here.

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Come here.

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Nurse, I need you to help me drain some fluid.

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But first, we have to work on this patient.

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But first, we have to work on this patient.

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Todd, take the scalpel and carve this into your arm.

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Todd, take the scalpel and carve this into your arm.

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"No nurse will ever touch your dangle."

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- Christopher, come on. - Oh.

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You know what? You're edgy because you're on the sidelines.

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You know what? You're edgy because you're on the sidelines.

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I know how that digs at you. - Yeah.

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I know how that digs at you. - Yeah.

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It digs at you right in here.

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It digs at you right in here.

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And that's OK, you know?

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What would you say if you could have that big knee reconstruction?

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What would you say if you could have that big knee reconstruction?

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- Awesome. - You bet it is.

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- Awesome. - You bet it is.

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- Right. - Yeah. OK.

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- Finished. - Let's take a second here

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- Finished. - Let's take a second here

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to think about what we just did.

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We fixed an elbow, yeah?

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We fixed an elbow, yeah?

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The last thing this man said before he went under was

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how much he enjoyed Sunday morning tennis.

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how much he enjoyed Sunday morning tennis.

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Right? And I just... I think that's special.

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Right? And I just... I think that's special.

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And we're special. This was special. Thank you.

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And we're special. This was special. Thank you.

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He actually said, "I think that's pretty special."

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He actually said, "I think that's pretty special."

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Then he got all emotional.

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Then he got all emotional.

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I mean, how lame is that? - It's pretty lame.

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I'm just not into all of that sensitive touchy-feely stuff.

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I'm just not into all of that sensitive touchy-feely stuff.

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You hug me all the time.

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You hug me all the time.

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Even that took awhile. Remember the first time you tried to hug me?

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Even that took awhile. Remember the first time you tried to hug me?

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Yeah!

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Your sports team won the World Series!

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Your sports team won the World Series!

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- What a game! - A grand slam!

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With Dr Stone, it's different. We're not friends.

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What kind of guy gets cuddly with people he just met? It's pathetic.

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What kind of guy gets cuddly with people he just met? It's pathetic.

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Dude, that's a little harsh.

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Dude, that's a little harsh.

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How long have you been holding that button?

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How long have you been holding that button?

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Long enough for me to hear what you really think.

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Long enough for me to hear what you really think.

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Great.

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Is there another guy on this planet who's that sensitive?

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Is there another guy on this planet who's that sensitive?

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OK. Let it out. I got ya. JD's got ya.

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OK. Let it out. I got ya. JD's got ya.

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Hold me tighter. Little too tight.

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Hold me tighter. Little too tight.

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There's a good spot.

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- Elliot, why did I have to come? - Because we're a couple, Keith.

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- Elliot, why did I have to come? - Because we're a couple, Keith.

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We do things together. - OK.

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Would it be OK if I moved? This couch is...uncomfortable.

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Would it be OK if I moved? This couch is...uncomfortable.

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Dr Cox, I am not gonna pretend to know what you're going through,

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Dr Cox, I am not gonna pretend to know what you're going through,

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but believe me, I've had my experiences.

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Remember when I put my malaria patient

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through that painful procedure when everyone knew he'd die?

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through that painful procedure when everyone knew he'd die?

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You know what? I'm just gonna sit in the bathroom.

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You know what? I'm just gonna sit in the bathroom.

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Know what I do when I'm having a really tough time

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Know what I do when I'm having a really tough time

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getting through things?

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I just leave the city,

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get into nature, and just take stock of what's really important.

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get into nature, and just take stock of what's really important.

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Just make sure you don't go to a popular parachute drop-zone.

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Just make sure you don't go to a popular parachute drop-zone.

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I don't know if it was the adrenaline or because I thought he was an angel,

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I don't know if it was the adrenaline or because I thought he was an angel,

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but it's fastest I've gone from meeting to kissing. Yeah. True story.

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but it's fastest I've gone from meeting to kissing. Yeah. True story.

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- I'm just worried about this mole. - Doesn't look cancerous.

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- I'm just worried about this mole. - Doesn't look cancerous.

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Ah, get in there and take your pants off.

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- You gonna go talk to Dr Stone? - It'll blow over.

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- You gonna go talk to Dr Stone? - It'll blow over.

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He's a surgeon. Surgeons don't hold grudges.

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He's a surgeon. Surgeons don't hold grudges.

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Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go scrub up.

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By the way, your shift with Dr Cox starts in ten minutes.

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By the way, your shift with Dr Cox starts in ten minutes.

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Turk was right. Personal feelings shouldn't get in the way

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Turk was right. Personal feelings shouldn't get in the way

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of a professional relationship, but they do.

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of a professional relationship, but they do.

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What do you say we rebuild that knee?

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What do you say we rebuild that knee?

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Actually, I think I'm gonna let Dr Norman here

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take the lead on this one, OK?

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take the lead on this one, OK?

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Look, Carla, I have a real problem with what Dr Cox did

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and I don't think I can go over there.

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and I don't think I can go over there.

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I'm gonna send somebody else over for you, OK?

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I'm gonna send somebody else over for you, OK?

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JD was supposed to come but, um...

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he...he's not coming.

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I couldn't really worry about bailing on Dr Cox.

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I couldn't really worry about bailing on Dr Cox.

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The Stanleys' child was sick and I had just spent the last 20 minutes

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The Stanleys' child was sick and I had just spent the last 20 minutes

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asking them awkward questions to rule out child abuse.

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asking them awkward questions to rule out child abuse.

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- Who would smother their own child? - You'd be surprised.

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- Who would smother their own child? - You'd be surprised.

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There's Munchausen Syndrome,

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where a parent intentionally harms their child

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where a parent intentionally harms their child

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to get attention themselves. - I've never heard of that.

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to get attention themselves. - I've never heard of that.

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Someone should do a public service announcement about it.

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Someone should do a public service announcement about it.

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Someone should.

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Had a tough day at the office, come home, make yourself some dinner,

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Had a tough day at the office, come home, make yourself some dinner,

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smother your kids, pop in a movie, maybe have a drink.

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smother your kids, pop in a movie, maybe have a drink.

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It's fun, right? Wrong. Don't smother your kids.

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It's fun, right? Wrong. Don't smother your kids.

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That problem would be gone forever.

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- I am so mad at you. - Yeah, you big jerk.

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How could you stand up Dr Cox?

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Is that what we came to yell at him for?

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Is that what we came to yell at him for?

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Yeah. What did you think it was?

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Apparently JD told Mr Ketay I'm throwing a birthday party.

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Apparently JD told Mr Ketay I'm throwing a birthday party.

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He asked where the cake was. I panicked.

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He asked where the cake was. I panicked.

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I said we got him a weekend in Vegas.

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- What? - Can I see Celine Dion?

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- What? - Can I see Celine Dion?

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Oh, anything you want, Mr Ketay!

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You're going halfsies with me.

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You're going halfsies with me.

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I can't believe you didn't show up at Dr Cox's.

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Do you have any idea who I had to send in your place?

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Do you have any idea who I had to send in your place?

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# Grey skies are gonna clear up

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# Grey skies are gonna clear up

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# Put on a happy face

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# Hap-happy-hap

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# Hap-happy-hap

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# Brush off the clouds and cheer up

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If you're not digging this,

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If you're not digging this,

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I've got a hundred jokes about these.

#370

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# Sunshine all over the place

#371

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# Sunshine all over the place

#372

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# Just put on Put on a happy face

#373

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# Just put on Put on a happy face

#374

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# Yeah. #

#375

⇓

# Yeah. #

#376

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I'm just not down with the whole drinking and doctoring thing.

#377

⇓

I'm just not down with the whole drinking and doctoring thing.

#378

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Deal with it.

#379

⇓

Excuse me.

#380

⇓

I'll never get a good surgery on this rotation.

#381

⇓

I can help you with Dr Stone. He's one of my people.

#382

⇓

I can help you with Dr Stone. He's one of my people.

#383

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- He's a sensie. - What's a sensie?

#384

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- He's a sensie. - What's a sensie?

#385

⇓

It's short for sensitive guy.

#386

⇓

Our music is acoustic alternative.

#387

⇓

Our music is acoustic alternative.

#388

⇓

We marvel at fireflies.

#389

⇓

And when we help a drunk girl home from the bar,

#390

⇓

And when we help a drunk girl home from the bar,

#391

⇓

sure, we cop a feel... a feel of her hair

#392

⇓

sure, we cop a feel... a feel of her hair

#393

⇓

as we're pulling it back so she doesn't get vomit on it.

#394

⇓

I'm having a weird med school flashback.

#395

⇓

I'm having a weird med school flashback.

#396

⇓

You held my hair back while I vomited.

#397

⇓

You held my hair back while I vomited.

#398

⇓

Our last year. I didn't want you to get Jagermeister in your cornrows.

#399

⇓

Our last year. I didn't want you to get Jagermeister in your cornrows.

#400

⇓

- My Latrell Sprewell phase. - Hockey?

#401

⇓

- Basketball. - Damn it.

#402

⇓

- Basketball. - Damn it.

#403

⇓

- What am I gonna do about Dr Stone? - You're gonna cry in front of him.

#404

⇓

- What am I gonna do about Dr Stone? - You're gonna cry in front of him.

#405

⇓

Laugh if you must, but it'll show you have emotional depth

#406

⇓

Laugh if you must, but it'll show you have emotional depth

#407

⇓

and it will trigger a nurturing impulse inside him

#408

⇓

and it will trigger a nurturing impulse inside him

#409

⇓

we sensies can't resist.

#410

⇓

How the hell am I supposed to cry?

#411

⇓

How the hell am I supposed to cry?

#412

⇓

You need to cry. Let's brainstorm.

#413

⇓

I could hit you over the head with a wrench.

#414

⇓

I could hit you over the head with a wrench.

#415

⇓

Or... I could stab you in the gut with a knife.

#416

⇓

Or... I could stab you in the gut with a knife.

#417

⇓

# Knife-wrench! #

#418

⇓

# Knife-wrench! #

#419

⇓

Practical and safe.

#420

⇓

Whoa! Oh!

#421

⇓

- Oh, boy! - Anyhoo, don't worry about crying.

#422

⇓

- Oh, boy! - Anyhoo, don't worry about crying.

#423

⇓

I got this menthol from the pharmacy.

#424

⇓

I got this menthol from the pharmacy.

#425

⇓

I read online that actors in "Holly-weird"

#426

⇓

spray it in their eyes to fake-cry.

#427

⇓

spray it in their eyes to fake-cry.

#428

⇓

Why do you have five?

#429

⇓

I'm using it for the final death scene in my movie, Dr Acula.

#430

⇓

I'm using it for the final death scene in my movie, Dr Acula.

#431

⇓

Last night, my German financier, Hans, rest in peace,

#432

⇓

Last night, my German financier, Hans, rest in peace,

#433

⇓

died on the Autobahn.

#434

⇓

died on the Autobahn.

#435

⇓

So now I got shoot the whole thing on my cellphone.

#436

⇓

So now I got shoot the whole thing on my cellphone.

#437

⇓

Hello, Bob.

#438

⇓

- No cheek kiss necessary. - Oh, good. I have pipe breath.

#439

⇓

- No cheek kiss necessary. - Oh, good. I have pipe breath.

#440

⇓

So... when was the last time I was here?

#441

⇓

Ninety-seven? I know it's been awhile

#442

⇓

Ninety-seven? I know it's been awhile

#443

⇓

because Enid could still fit through that door.

#444

⇓

because Enid could still fit through that door.

#445

⇓

I shouldn't joke. She's very ill.

#446

⇓

I'm gonna go take a shower.

#447

⇓

I'm gonna go take a shower.

#448

⇓

Oh, Perry?

#449

⇓

Oh, Perry?

#450

⇓

I don't really know why I'm here, but Nurse Espinosa said

#451

⇓

if I didn't, she'd stop coming over to my house

#452

⇓

if I didn't, she'd stop coming over to my house

#453

⇓

and giving instructions to my pool boy.

#454

⇓

and giving instructions to my pool boy.

#455

⇓

He speaks English, but doesn't have front teeth,

#456

⇓

so I can never look at him without laughing.

#457

⇓

so I can never look at him without laughing.

#458

⇓

Anyway, I don't know what she expects me to say to you.

#459

⇓

Anyway, I don't know what she expects me to say to you.

#460

⇓

Anyway, I don't know what she expects me to say to you.

#461

⇓

I mean, all you do is bust my ass day in and day out.

#462

⇓

I mean, all you do is bust my ass day in and day out.

#463

⇓

I guess you... you keep me in line on those rare occasions

#464

⇓

I guess you... you keep me in line on those rare occasions

#465

⇓

when I lose sight of things.

#466

⇓

You could say we balance each other out pretty well.

#467

⇓

Perry...

#468

⇓

Perry...

#469

⇓

the hospital needs you.

#470

⇓

I need you.

#471

⇓

I need you.

#472

⇓

What the hell are you doing?

#473

⇓

Did Elliot leave without telling me?

#474

⇓

Why is there an intern in my bathroom? It's not my birthday.

#475

⇓

Why is there an intern in my bathroom? It's not my birthday.

#476

⇓

She made me watch.

#477

⇓

She made me watch.

#478

⇓

OK, there he is. You ready?

#479

⇓

He's the one that needs to cry, you idiot. Not me.

#480

⇓

Oh, yeah. I forgot about that crying stuff.

#481

⇓

I was just... Oh, hey! Loose thread.

#482

⇓

I was just... Oh, hey! Loose thread.

#483

⇓

- No! - Got it.

#484

⇓

# Knife-wrench. #

#485

⇓

# Knife-wrench. #

#486

⇓

For kids.

#487

⇓

He's hugging Colonel Doctor which means you got about seven seconds.

#488

⇓

He's hugging Colonel Doctor which means you got about seven seconds.

#489

⇓

A hug takes seven seconds?

#490

⇓

A good one does. Here's the plan.

#491

⇓

A good one does. Here's the plan.

#492

⇓

You'll tell him a story that isn't inherently sad.

#493

⇓

You'll tell him a story that isn't inherently sad.

#494

⇓

When you get emotional, he will think you're extra-sensitive.

#495

⇓

I'll nail you with the menthol.

#496

⇓

I'll nail you with the menthol.

#497

⇓

You'll be crying like a ten-year-old Pilgrim widow.

#498

⇓

You'll be crying like a ten-year-old Pilgrim widow.

#499

⇓

Here he comes.

#500

⇓

And... black-tion.

#501

⇓

And... black-tion.

#502

⇓

- Dr Stone. - Christopher.

#503

⇓

- Dr Stone. - Christopher.

#504

⇓

Yeah, you know, I'm just out here thinking about my wife.

#505

⇓

She's pregnant with our first child.

#506

⇓

Now, come on, fishy. Take the bait.

#507

⇓

Now, come on, fishy. Take the bait.

#508

⇓

Children are pretty darn special.

#509

⇓

I have seven of my own,

#510

⇓

and each one is just as compassionate as the next one.

#511

⇓

and each one is just as compassionate as the next one.

#512

⇓

That is the quality that me and my six ex-wives

#513

⇓

tried to instil in our children.

#514

⇓

tried to instil in our children.

#515

⇓

It's overwhelming here.

#516

⇓

It's overwhelming here.

#517

⇓

Exactly.

#518

⇓

You know, my new wife, Carol, she is four months pregnant.

#519

⇓

- Congratulations. - We're separated.

#520

⇓

- Congratulations. - We're separated.

#521

⇓

We are not so different, you and I.

#522

⇓

He's not a sensie. He's a nut job.

#523

⇓

He's not a sensie. He's a nut job.

#524

⇓

It's hug time, Chris. Come here.

#525

⇓

It's hug time, Chris. Come here.

#526

⇓

Old habit.

#527

⇓

Old habit.

#528

⇓

He has a mild concussion and they're gonna let him rest for awhile.

#529

⇓

He has a mild concussion and they're gonna let him rest for awhile.

#530

⇓

Good. That gives us time to come up with a new plan.

#531

⇓

Good. That gives us time to come up with a new plan.

#532

⇓

Oh, no. That's it. I'm done. There's no way we will have a relationship.

#533

⇓

Oh, no. That's it. I'm done. There's no way we will have a relationship.

#534

⇓

Not unless I want to bear his 17th child.

#535

⇓

He's your attending, you have to connect.

#536

⇓

He's your attending, you have to connect.

#537

⇓

You need somebody you can look up to, you can count on.

#538

⇓

You need somebody you can look up to, you can count on.

#539

⇓

What you need is someone who will always have your back.

#540

⇓

What you need is someone who will always have your back.

#541

⇓

No, JD, that's what you need. That's what you've always needed.

#542

⇓

No, JD, that's what you need. That's what you've always needed.

#543

⇓

Maybe after five years working here, that's not such a good thing.

#544

⇓

Maybe after five years working here, that's not such a good thing.

#545

⇓

I got to go and do my shift with Dr Cox.

#546

⇓

I got to go and do my shift with Dr Cox.

#547

⇓

Right then I knew what I had to do.

#548

⇓

Right then I knew what I had to do.

#549

⇓

- Hey. - What's up?

#550

⇓

You're probably wondering why I didn't show up before, huh?

#551

⇓

You're probably wondering why I didn't show up before, huh?

#552

⇓

I know you wanted me to, even though you'd never admit it.

#553

⇓

I know you wanted me to, even though you'd never admit it.

#554

⇓

Normally, I would kill to get into this apartment,

#555

⇓

Normally, I would kill to get into this apartment,

#556

⇓

and you'd try and keep me out.

#557

⇓

I say "try" because,

#558

⇓

I say "try" because,

#559

⇓

at your Super Bowl party,

#560

⇓

which I was not invited to,

#561

⇓

which I was not invited to,

#562

⇓

I was lucky enough to be able to watch the second half

#563

⇓

I was lucky enough to be able to watch the second half

#564

⇓

from right over there.

#565

⇓

I was the bearded Domino's employee you invited in

#566

⇓

I was the bearded Domino's employee you invited in

#567

⇓

because I said I was a fan of Jerome Bettis, whoever the hell that is.

#568

⇓

because I said I was a fan of Jerome Bettis, whoever the hell that is.

#569

⇓

Anyway, I tried to convince myself the reason I didn't come earlier

#570

⇓

Anyway, I tried to convince myself the reason I didn't come earlier

#571

⇓

was because of you coming into work drunk.

#572

⇓

was because of you coming into work drunk.

#573

⇓

But that's not it.

#574

⇓

But that's not it.

#575

⇓

I was scared.

#576

⇓

I was scared.

#577

⇓

I guess after all this time,

#578

⇓

I still think of you as, like, this superhero

#579

⇓

I still think of you as, like, this superhero

#580

⇓

that will help me out of any situation I'm in.

#581

⇓

that will help me out of any situation I'm in.

#582

⇓

I needed that.

#583

⇓

But that's my problem, you know, and I'll deal with that.

#584

⇓

I guess I came over here to tell you...

#585

⇓

how proud of you I am.

#586

⇓

Not because you did the best you could for those patients...

#587

⇓

but because after 20 years of being a doctor...

#588

⇓

when things go badly, you still take it this hard.

#589

⇓

when things go badly, you still take it this hard.

#590

⇓

And I got to tell you, man, I mean...

#591

⇓

And I got to tell you, man, I mean...

#592

⇓

that's the kind of doctor I want to be.

#593

⇓

that's the kind of doctor I want to be.

#594

⇓

Maybe he just needed time to heal,

#595

⇓

or maybe he just needed to see how much everybody cared,

#596

⇓

or maybe he just needed to see how much everybody cared,

#597

⇓

but I'd like to believe it was because of me

#598

⇓

but I'd like to believe it was because of me

#599

⇓

that he was finally able to say this...

#600

⇓

that he was finally able to say this...

#601

⇓

You don't drink Scotch.

#602

⇓

That's awful.

#603

⇓

That's awful.

#604

⇓

I'm glad you finally shaved.

#605

⇓

That's the thing about family. If you fall off the deep end,

#606

⇓

That's the thing about family. If you fall off the deep end,

#607

⇓

you can always count on them to rally around you.

#608

⇓

And when you come back, you might get a quick hug...

#609

⇓

And when you come back, you might get a quick hug...

#610

⇓

a pat on the shoulder...

#611

⇓

a pat on the shoulder...

#612

⇓

maybe just a nod...

#613

⇓

but no words really need to be spoken.

#614

⇓

Of course, it's always nice when they are.

#615

⇓

Of course, it's always nice when they are.

#616

⇓

JD...

#617

⇓

JD...

#618

⇓

thank you.

#619

⇓

You're welcome.

#620

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#621

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#622

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