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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 17, Episode 2 — Frank Is In A Coma

- How cool is that? - That's what I'm saying.

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The attention to detail is remarkable.

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- It's all about the presentation. - What's it made out of?

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I don't know. The usual. Like eggs, butter, flour.

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- Shit, really? - No...

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Oh, it tastes like cardboard.

#6

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Hold on a second. What is everybody talking about?

#7

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This show. It's amazing.

#8

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They get genius bakers to disguise cake as ordinary objects. It's nuts.

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Nobody gives a shit about cake, Frank.

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We're talking about this elegant invitation

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- to the Ben Franklin Liberty Ball. - Where'd you get that?

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- I threw it in the dumpster. - That's exactly where I got it.

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- Oh. - Hang on.

#14

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You going in the dumpsters these days? That's kinda my turf, no?

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I know, and I'm really sorry.

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- It's not so bad in there. - Digging for loose change...

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- You find some treasures. - Find stuff like this.

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- See what I'm saying? - Therein lies the problem.

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We're rooting around in trash for opportunities

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when we should be attending elite galas.

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Ah, those galas are a waste of time.

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I mean, a bunch of rich assholes dressed to the nines,

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eating great food, talking about multimillion-dollar business deals.

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- That sounds awesome. - That sounds really fun.

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The exact kind of thing we brought you into our operation years ago for, Frank.

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To do stuff like that to elevate us,

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not to drag us down by having conversations about what is or isn't cake.

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- Right? - Making a good point.

#29

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The cake is the whole thing.

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You think we can't figure out what is or is not cake, Frank? That's so stupid.

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- What are we talking about? - You just don't get it.

#32

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Why can't you just die and leave us your money, you know?

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Like every normal human being, so I don't have to root around in the dumpsters.

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- You don't mean that. - I absolutely do mean it.

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- In fact, you know what? - Good.

#36

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What you hiding in your pockets? Any change in there?

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- Get out of here. Get away. - No. Give me your...

#38

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- Dee, tickle him. - Don't. Don't, don't, don't!

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- Yeah, yeah. Tickle him. - Yeah.

#40

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Back off, bitch.

#41

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- I don't like it. It hurts. - You don't like it?

#42

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Oh, yeah? If it hurts, why you laughing?

#43

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Uh-oh.

#44

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Frank, knock it off. What are you doing?

#45

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Is he good?

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#47

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All right, guys, let's not worry, all right? This guy's tough as nails.

#48

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I've seen him go into a coma, like, every single night,

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and he always pops right up in the morning.

#50

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Well, that's just sleep.

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- Are you sure? - You're describing sleep.

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- You've seen him sleep. - Okay, what's the difference?

#53

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Either way, listen, I think our organization

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is at a bit of a crossroads now.

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I mean, this man was our de facto leader, now he's literal dead weight.

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It's not like we could just, you know,

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wheel him around and plug him in wherever we go.

#58

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No, we could. We just get a big battery or something,

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- like a Tesla battery. - No. That's so stupid.

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They don't make batteries that big. Gonna have to get a generator.

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- And spend all our money on gas? - Oh, right, right.

#62

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But either way, that's not the point I'm trying to make.

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What I'm saying is even if he does live, I think we need to move on from this man.

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Okay, well, look, why don't we just let the lady finish,

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and then we devise a plan. Sound good?

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- Yeah, that's the right thing to do. - Sure. Yeah. Okay.

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Sorry. You were saying?

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Yes, like I say,

#69

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Frank requests to convalesce here instead of hospital.

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- Obviously it's happening... - Clearly.

#71

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One of you is Deandra?

#72

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Yeah, that's me. What'd I win?

#73

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In event that his heart rate drops below 50 beats per minute,

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you will remove life support

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- and facilitate death. - Why me?

#76

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Maybe because you tickled the man to death.

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- Yeah. - You think it was the tickling

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- and not the decades of whores and drugs... - I don't know.

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...and living under sewers and bridges?

#80

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Where's the expression come from? "Tickle a man to death."

#81

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"Tickled to death." That's a thing.

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- Dee, it's the man's dying wish. - Yeah.

#83

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Perhaps you're all experiencing stages of grief.

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First is denial, then anger, bargaining,

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depression, and acceptance.

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Is it lecture time?

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- I didn't realize I was back in school. - No.

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Professor Doctor over here. Yeah.

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- I deny what you're saying, by the way. - Absolutely. It's not that.

#90

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- Yeah, let's roll. - No, no, no. Where you going?

#91

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We'll come back. We were gonna go to Paddy's and grab some supplies.

#92

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Yeah. We'll go to Paddy's. We'll get some beers and some more chairs.

#93

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Uh-huh. What's wrong with the chairs?

#94

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Well, there aren't chairs. There's a chair, and it's covered in wax.

#95

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- I believe that's cheese. - I don't want to sit in cheese either.

#96

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Fine, have it your way.

#97

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- We'll get cheeseless chairs. - Great.

#98

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- Get beers and come right back. - Dee. We'll be right back.

#99

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

#100

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Hey, just to be clear, we're going to that gala, right?

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- That's exactly where we're going. - Absolutely.

#102

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I just figured in the interest of streamlining things, we cut Dee loose.

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- I think that's right. - Does that feel right?

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We can't have her there. It's not gonna be a good look for us.

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You know, guys, Frank's situation's got me reflecting on, like, where we are,

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and I'm afraid we've drifted a little too far off track from our original goal.

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I mean, I don't know if you recall,

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but we were never supposed to own only one bar.

#109

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No, Paddy's was always supposed to be, like, a global brand, you know?

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Yeah. Like a Starbucks for dive bars.

#111

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Exactly, yes, but bringing your friendly neighborhood watering hole to everybody.

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Everywhere, right? A Paddy's on every corner, right?

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Airports, shopping malls,

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- drive-throughs. - Yeah, schools, churches, like, little...

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- Hundred percent. - What went wrong? Like, what went...

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- When Dee got involved. - Yes.

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- And women ruin everything, we know that. - This woman does.

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- Then Frank got involved. - All women, kind of. And then Frank.

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I can't totally deny that. I mean, the stats are there, right?

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- The stats are there. - We got distracted.

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It was like dude, dude, dude, dude, woman. Right?

#122

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- Let's get back on track, okay? - Yeah, yeah.

#123

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Look, this gala is the perfect opportunity for us...

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It's gonna be jam-packed with wealthy benefactors

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who are champing at the bit to strap themselves to our rocket ship.

#126

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Yeah. Please, like, let's not worry about Frank.

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Trust me, he's gonna be totally fine.

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#129

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God, I hate this.

#130

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How long is it gonna to take for him to kick the bucket?

#131

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E-everyone is different.

#132

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No, I get that, but it's like days or weeks?

#133

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You know, studies suggest that coma patients can hear.

#134

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Perhaps you speak with Frank.

#135

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Oh, no, no. I'm good.

#136

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I didn't really love talking to the guy when he was alive, you know?

#137

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- He's still alive. - Oh...

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You know what I mean. I just...

#139

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I don't like him. It's time to cut him loose.

#140

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This is happening at a good time for me.

#141

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It's natural to be in denial.

#142

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Oh, my God. Here you go again.

#143

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Lady, I'm not in denial. I just don't care about Frank.

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Which I... I can hear it when it comes out of my mouth.

#145

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That sounds like I-I'm in denial, but y-you know what you're doing?

#146

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You're painting me into a corner.

#147

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You're boxing me out and leaving me with nothing to say

#148

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that doesn't sound like I'm in denial. I have no way to win this fight.

#149

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Hey, does it say anything in those files about what kind of action I'm getting?

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- I do not understand. - Inheritance. Gotta get my money.

#151

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Headed down to South America.

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Gonna get some cosmetic surgery done on the cheap.

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I won't go into too much detail, but let's just say

#154

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I'll probably need two seats on the flight back.

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I'm getting my ass done.

#156

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Ooh. I might get a foot reduction while I'm down there too.

#157

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Although, you know what? That's not a good idea.

#158

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No, I'm gonna need these feet to carry that big fat ass around.

#159

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Look at the chandeliers.

#160

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Wow, this is such a fancy gala.

#161

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I'm not seeing a lot of tuxes, I gotta say. But you know what?

#162

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I think we'll just tell people that we came from an even fancier gala.

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- Yeah. - Right?

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- That'll make us look cool. Okay. - It will.

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Now, I'm thinking that table right there, that's where we make our move.

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- Wow. - Yeah.

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- Those guys look intense. - Those are heavy hitters.

#168

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I got an angle. Okay. We go in there. We say that we're the Smuckers brothers.

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Why?

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Well, we're, like, the Smuckers brothers.

#171

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We're purveyors of fine jellies and jams from the Deep South.

#172

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How does that get us closer to the goal?

#173

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They're gonna be impressed with some jelly magnates.

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- I think that you are confusing... - Magnates?

#175

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...the Smuckers brothers with the Smothers Brothers

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who were a folk singing duo from the '50s.

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- Shit. Yeah. - And they were, I think, Canadian.

#178

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Stop. What are we talking about?

#179

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None of that gets us closer to the goal of franchising Paddy's.

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Well, we just want to make a good impression, you know?

#181

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Yeah, yeah, like... And so who are we playing?

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We'll just be ourselves.

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I don't feel comfortable playing myself.

#184

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We haven't done that in ages, man.

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Guys, don't do this to yourselves, okay? Listen, we belong here, right?

#186

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We're not asking for a handout. We're not asking these people for favors.

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Hell, we're doing them a favor by giving them the opportunity

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to get in on the ground floor of a cultural juggernaut.

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- Yeah. - Yeah. - And if they even hesitate,

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boom, offer rescinded.

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- Yeah, yeah. Yeah. - Okay?

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We are young self-made entrepreneurs

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who are about to change the way the world consumes alcohol.

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- Oh, yeah, dude. - Yeah.

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- That's getting me fired up, man. - Yeah!

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I feel like I could run through a brick wall.

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- Hell yeah. - Do it right now. Do it right now.

#198

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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Don't actually run through a brick wall.

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- I wanted to impress Charlie. - They're not brick.

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- These will knock down. - Listen.

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Do carry that feeling with you. Okay? I like the confidence.

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So pop your chins up, puff your chests out and follow my lead.

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- Let's do it. - That's a... That's a little much. Just...

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Less stiff. Just... All right, forget the chin and chest thing.

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- Just... - Okay.

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I don't... I can't forget it though 'cause he said it.

#207

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Well, how we doing over here, fellas?

#208

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Oh, great. Um, and we'll... we'll do another bottle.

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- Uh, uh... Yep. - Good. Yeah.

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Also, we're ready for dessert, so we can clear all this.

#211

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- Right away, sir. Yes. - Uh-huh. Yeah, of course.

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#213

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Oh, God, this is boring. I'm so bored.

#214

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I could go for a beer. You want a beer? Know what? I'll check in with the guys.

#215

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Mikey, they hate these Chardonnays. I need something nicer.

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Hello?

#217

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Hey, Charlie. It's Dee. What's going on with those beers?

#218

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Oh. I kinda can't talk right now, Dee.

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- Where are you? - At Paddy's.

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You sound like you're on the Titanic.

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I'm gonna need a double scotch and a club and Campari...

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- I got Dee. Wants to know where we are. - Don't tell her about the gala.

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- I'm not gonna tell her about the gala. - Hang up.

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- I can hear you. - I think she can hear us.

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- I can! - Course she can hear us.

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- Tell her I ran through a brick wall. - That was my invitation.

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Dee, I gotta hang up on you, but Mac ran through a brick wall.

#228

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That's actually why we're not back at the place yet.

#229

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Tell her both of us ran through a brick wall.

#230

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Dennis also ran through the wall, and I did too.

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- Okay. Yeah. - You son of a bitch.

#232

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...they have forks. All right. Hey, listen...

#233

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Dee, I can't talk right now, all right? We're working at the gala.

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No. No, no, no! You don't hang up on me! You...

#235

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What are you looking at?

#236

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Let me guess, did I enter the anger phase?

#237

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You do seem angry.

#238

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Yeah, I'm angry! But it's got nothing to do with Frank.

#239

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It's about the dick bags. They think they can just cut me out. Well, you know what?

#240

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I-I'm gonna cut them out. I'm gonna cut them out.

#241

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There's gotta be something valuable around here. It's gotta be here somewhere.

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You know what I mean?

#243

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Oh, those sons of bitches. I'll show...

#244

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Ha! Ha! Whoo!

#245

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Five bucks! Five bucks I found!

#246

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All right. Listen, listen. We need to regroup.

#247

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Okay? This whole thing's gone off the rails.

#248

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We gotta do it quick 'cause I told some guys I'd pull their car around.

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I gotta get their coats before they go,

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- but then... - Guys, we do not work here.

#251

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- Could you hand me a towel, please? - Yes, sir. Of course, sir.

#252

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- Give a towel. - Yeah, well.

#253

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- Thank you. - I know.

#254

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You know what I'm saying? Otherwise we're gonna...

#255

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- Thank you, sir. Have a good night. - Thank you, sir.

#256

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Okay, we're not... Why does everyone think we're employees?

#257

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It could be the tuxes or that we're doing everything that everybody asks of us.

#258

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The tuxes definitely make us look like bathroom attendants.

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You know what? I blame Frank.

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He did not give us the tools to survive in this world.

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- We look like fools. - A hundred percent.

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A hundred percent. Like he locked us in a zoo

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and then now he's released us out into the Serengeti to be devoured.

#264

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- We're sitting ducks out here. - We don't know what we're doing.

#265

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If he weren't already in a coma, I would strangle him.

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- It's his fault. - Hey, fellas.

#267

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Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear the conversation.

#268

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I really, really hope that your father dies.

#269

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- Wha... Excuse me? - Huh?

#270

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Frank, that's your dad, right? You said he was in a coma.

#271

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- Yeah. - Yeah. I really, really hope he dies.

#272

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He sounds just like my dad.

#273

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He just like craps on all your ideas, doesn't believe in you,

#274

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doesn't hug you.

#275

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- Oh. Sorry to hear that about your dad. - Oh.

#276

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No, are you... No, don't sweat it.

#277

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He's in a box under the ground right now. He's dead.

#278

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Which is fucking awesome 'cause I run his company.

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- Oh, shit. - Wow!

#280

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- That is awesome! - Yeah! Who's the idiot now, bitch?

#281

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- He's dead. - He's a dead idiot.

#282

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- Nice, dude. - Oh, my God. Cool.

#283

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What kinda company do you run? Like, what do you do?

#284

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I'm, like, your typical capitalist pig.

#285

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I dismantle companies, sell the scraps for a marginal profit.

#286

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- That sorta thing. - Sick!

#287

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- Bet you make a lot of money? - I'm a piece of shit.

#288

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- That's us! - We are too. We are too.

#289

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- You guys are cool. I'm Simon, by the way. - Uh...

#290

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No, no, I wasn't taking a shit.

#291

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- I was just... I was doing cocaine. - Oh.

#292

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Do you guys want to do a bump of cocaine with me?

#293

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- Yes. - Sure. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

#294

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- Yeah! Let's do it! - Yeah. We'll do it. Yeah.

#295

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- One for me. - Uh-huh.

#296

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And one for me.

#297

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- That's awesome. - He's good at it.

#298

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Hey, guys, I was gonna go to this after-party

#299

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- if you guys wanna tag along with me. - There's an after-party?

#300

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I mean, it's probably gonna be bullshit, but we can talk business.

#301

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You guys can... We can bounce some ideas around, see if anything sticks.

#302

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- Yeah, that'd be great. - It'd be really cool to collab.

#303

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- Yeah. Oh, yeah. - Wouldn't it be cool to collab?

#304

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Are you guys open to collabing?

#305

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- Yeah. - Let's collab.

#306

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I'm gonna tell my driver to pull around, and we'll get this going.

#307

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- We'll give our guy the night off. - Okay, amazing.

#308

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Give me back my cocaine. Give it back right now!

#309

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I like you guys. You're real people. You're human beings.

#310

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You're not like these soulless reptiles over here.

#311

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- Yeah. Yeah. - They're disgusting. Come on. Let's roll.

#312

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Did you hear what he said, "soulless reptiles"? Pizzagate!

#313

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- No, no. - Yeah. They're lizards!

#314

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- No conspiracy theories. Don't ruin this. - He's right.

#315

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- This is a good business opportunity. - Oh, God, that's good coke.

#316

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That was good cocaine. That's rich guy cocaine.

#317

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_

#318

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There we go. There we go.

#319

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Okay, a severed gas handle. No.

#320

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Let's see. What is that? Ooh.

#321

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Gold tooth. Pop that in the keeper pile.

#322

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- Uh... This looks promising. - _

#323

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BigAssButts? 1973? Goddamn it!

#324

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Where is it, you son of a bitch? Where is it?

#325

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Where's the gold and-and the-the jewels and millions of dollars?

#326

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I have a fun idea. Let's pull the plug now, okay?

#327

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- It'll just be our little secret. - I cannot do this.

#328

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You don't have to do anything. Just go take a potty break

#329

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and I'll just trip over the plug.

#330

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No, no, this is murder you describe.

#331

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Oh, God, don't be a prude. Okay, listen. I'll make it worth your while.

#332

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My ass doesn't have to be that big, right?

#333

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I'll kick you a few CCs, and then you and me will take our brand-new dumpers

#334

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and we'll just go, you know, flaunting around Copacabana Beach.

#335

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- What do you say? - I must say no.

#336

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And I must say, screw you! I don't need any of this.

#337

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I'm taking my inheritance, and I'm going home.

#338

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Frank, if you can hear me, I'm taking your big butt magazine! It's mine now!

#339

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- This is a much cooler vibe in here, man. - This is a great vibe.

#340

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- You guys discussing the vibe? - It's classy, right?

#341

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It's freaking amazing, right? And people are very cool here.

#342

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I am a little concerned about Frank.

#343

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At some point, we should probably check in.

#344

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You said everything was gonna be fine with Frank.

#345

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I know, but it's getting late.

#346

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I'll tell you what, let's stay here for another hour or so,

#347

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see what we can get going. And then if you're still concerned,

#348

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- we can split and check in on him. - Yo!

#349

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- Got some more genius powder, boys. - Wow! Nice!

#350

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- Get your fucking hands out. - Okay!

#351

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- Get your hands... Get your hands out. - Out in the open?

#352

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- This is my fucking party! - This is your party? Okay.

#353

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- Okay. Your rules, man. - Okay!

#354

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Do it up, boys!

#355

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- Ow! Ow! - Whoo!

#356

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That burns. That's very different from the last coke.

#357

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Man. You got a sophisticated palette. I love that, bro.

#358

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Yeah, it burns 'cause it's different. It's not coke. Ow!

#359

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- What is it? - It's not coke?

#360

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- It's crystal. - It's what?

#361

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- Crystal meth? - Yeah, crystal meth.

#362

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- Oh. - Can you remind me

#363

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what you guys, uh, do again?

#364

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- Uh... - Sorry, you mean like... like our jobs?

#365

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Yeah, come on, I whipped mine out. You gotta whip yours out.

#366

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- We're in the beverage space. - Yeah.

#367

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- Oh, cool. What's the company called? - Paddy's Pub.

#368

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- Yeah. - Well, yeah.

#369

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Paddy's Pub? Like a bar?

#370

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Yeah, well... It is a bar, but it's much more robust than it sounds.

#371

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Yeah. We see a lot of growth potential.

#372

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Yeah, of course you do. Because, dude, it's global brand.

#373

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It's not just a bar. It's fucking Starbucks.

#374

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- Oh, my God! Dude... - Right?

#375

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- Yes! - There's so many possibilities.

#376

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Dude, you are in our heads right now, man.

#377

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- I'm in your fucking heads! - I don't wanna say this too loud

#378

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because we don't have room for everybody in this,

#379

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but we're still in the early stages of possibly bringing on some investors,

#380

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you know what I mean? So if you're interested,

#381

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- we'd love to have you. - Yeah, yeah, dude.

#382

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What do you mean?

#383

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- Uh... We were... - Other investors...

#384

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We're doing a friends and family round, and we thought you'd be...

#385

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- Yeah. It's just... - But you literally just met me.

#386

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- But we like you. So we thought... - We like you.

#387

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You like my money.

#388

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- It's not... - You meet me in a bathroom, you do my drugs,

#389

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and then I bleed green for you, for your fucking bar?

#390

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- No, man. - Shit, dude. We're really sorry.

#391

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- No... - We're really sorry, man.

#392

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- You... - I like you, guys!

#393

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I would fucking love to give you money.

#394

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Enough. Shut up. Wanna fucking celebrate? Want to go to another party?

#395

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After-after-party? It's gonna be really fun.

#396

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- Another party after this after-party? - Better than this?

#397

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Dude, let's do it. I'm so ready. Let's do it, guys. I'm so excited.

#398

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- Let's go! - Let's go!

#399

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- Oh, my God. What's happening? - It's all happening for us.

#400

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_

#401

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Might as well take a look at what I'll never have.

#402

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Thanks a lot, Frank.

#403

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Man.

#404

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What's this?

#405

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Oh, my God.

#406

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This was his most prized possession?

#407

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* Follow the yellow brick road, my boys *

#408

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- This is the place, huh? - Where are we?

#409

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Yeah.

#410

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- What's the password? - Narcan.

#411

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- Well, that's a bit unsettling. - Narcan?

#412

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- We're in, boys. - All right.

#413

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- We're in. - Isn't that what they give you

#414

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- when you OD or something? - Yeah.

#415

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- Let's go, Phil. - What's up, Simon?

#416

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- I love you so much. - Hi.

#417

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Oh, shit. Um, okay.

#418

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He really likes that guy. Um...

#419

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Okay. Uh...

#420

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- I love you, Phil. - Thank you.

#421

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You got it for me? Great.

#422

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That's Phil. He's a great guy. A little annoying, but I like him.

#423

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Come on, take a seat.

#424

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- I'll stand. - Do you mind if I stand?

#425

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- Make me rich. Fuck me with an idea. - Okay. Good.

#426

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- Take an idea and fuck me with it. - Okay, yeah. Sure...

#427

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- Right now? - Well, we just have the...

#428

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Don't overthink it, just fuck me. Fuck me with an idea.

#429

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- Yeah, it was Starbucks... - I'm drying up.

#430

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I just want you to spit on it and I want you to stick it in me.

#431

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Someone's got to fuck me.

#432

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- Can you give us a second... - One second, we'll figure out which one...

#433

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- Which idea we're gonna... - Take your time.

#434

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I'm gonna make the world stop spinning.

#435

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...gonna fuck you with and... I'm concerned...

#436

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This guy's not gonna help us with our business.

#437

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- There's no way, right? - His dad was right about him.

#438

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- Absolutely. Absolutely. - Frank was right about this whole thing.

#439

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He was protecting us this whole time. That's what it is.

#440

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That's why he doesn't invite us to these places.

#441

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Yes, because Frank knew. He knew that galas were gateways to crack houses.

#442

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If you just have so much and you don't know what to do with yourself,

#443

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you wind up like that.

#444

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Look, also, man, I'm getting worried about him, okay?

#445

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- I wanna be there when he wakes up. - Fuck.

#446

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We've kind of left him alone for too long.

#447

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- Let's get out of here, 'cause I'm scared. - You should be scared.

#448

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- Let's say bye to Simon real quick. - Yeah, 'cause I don't like...

#449

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- Simon, look... - Simon, we...

#450

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Oh.

#451

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- We're leaving. - Yeah, we're gonna leave, Simon.

#452

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- That's a very unnatural position. - He seems fine. No, he's fine.

#453

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Let's, um... All right. Let's just go.

#454

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- Thank you, guys. - Thanks, everybody.

#455

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We're gonna use your driver and then we'll send him back for you.

#456

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_

#457

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Dad, if you can hear me in there,

#458

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I want you to know that I love you.

#459

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- Hey. - Hey, how's he doing?

#460

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- Yeah, how's it going? - He's at the end.

#461

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It's time to say goodbye.

#462

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Oh, no, come on. What are you talking about?

#463

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- Yeah, what? - Dee, you look actually upset.

#464

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You guys don't understand. It's time. We gotta pull the plug.

#465

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- No. Sorry, no. He's still alive, right? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

#466

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- This is his wish. It's time. - No. I'm... No. I'm saying no.

#467

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- We just realized we need him. - Frank, we need you, man.

#468

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- I'm not letting him go. - Guys. You guys.

#469

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It's over.

#470

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I love you, Dad.

#471

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I can't believe this is happening.

#472

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Tastes sweet.

#473

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- What do you mean? - Is he supposed to taste sweet?

#474

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Shouldn't it be salty, if anything?

#475

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- What is happening? What is that? - Jesus Christ.

#476

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Cake. It's cake.

#477

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- I'm cake. - What is happening?

#478

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What is going on? What are you talking about?

#479

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I tricked you guys. You said you could tell the difference

#480

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between what was cake and what was not cake,

#481

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- and you couldn't. Ha! - What are you talking about, man?

#482

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I commissioned a cake. I rented all of this hospital equipment,

#483

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and I even had to draw that little stupid drawing with you and me holding hands.

#484

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"I love Daddy. I love you, Daddy."

#485

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Why? Why would you do all that?

#486

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Hang on, time out. Who's this woman?

#487

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She's a pastry chef and a goddamn good one.

#488

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- You doing all right? - My God.

#489

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You were doing an accent. Whoa!

#490

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Did you do all of this just so that I would appreciate you?

#491

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Deandra, I don't give a shit what you think about me.

#492

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I was trying to show you the magic of cake technology.

#493

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You cried over a cake.

#494

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- Bravo. Bravo. - Good job.

#495

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Hey, hey, hey. Pitch him the...

#496

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That reminds me. Frank, what do you think about Paddy's as a global franchise?

#497

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- Like Starbucks for dive bars? - He gets it. Yes.

#498

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- That's it. Exactly. - It's a terrible idea. I hate that idea.

#499

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- It's a stupid idea, man. - That's a dumb, dumb idea.

#500

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- That's why we need you. - Dumbest idea ever.

#501

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That's why we need you, man. Saving us from our dumb ideas.

#502

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How is it, guys? Is it good?

#503

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It's really good.

#504

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- That really hurt my feelings. - Frank, you're delicious.

#505

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- Oh, yeah? - Not bad.

#506

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- It's pretty good. - This is delicious.

#507

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- The whole thing is a cake, by the way. - Oh, my God.

#508

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It goes all the way down to the feet.

#509

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- Is the hair cake or... - The hair is fondant.

#510

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- You can just... Yeah. - Really? Just eat the fondant?

#511

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- What you can do with cake these days. - Oh, my God.

#512

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It does feel like the right stuff for us to be focusing on as a group.

#513

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- Does it? - What else can we make cake?

#514

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That's an idea, like, keeping our eye on what's happening in the future

#515

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and not being stuck in the past.

#516

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- synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com

#517

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