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I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson

Season 2, Episode 3 — You sure about that? You sure about that that's why?

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Show: I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
Episode title: You sure about that? You sure about that that's why?
Air date: July 06, 2021
Directors: Akiva Schaffer, Alice Mathias, Zach Kanin, Zachary Johnson
Top billed cast: Tim Robinson
A professor really regrets his dinner order. The Carber hot dog vacuum. "Detective Crashmore." A hat has its day in court.
Source: TMDB
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And then, I checked Instagram and I see an ad for Graham crackers.
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-Ah! -These things are spying on us.
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Yeah, go ahead and spy on me.
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You're going to see me drink too much wine and watch too much Scandal.
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[all laugh]
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I'm so glad you could come out with us tonight, Professor Yurabay.
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Getting to see what you go on to do after graduation
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is one of my favorite parts of teaching.
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Your class at business school is the reason we're not at a hedge fund.
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We're doing what we think is important.
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-Cheers. -Cheers.
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So tell me more about this new job.
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Oh, it's great. We're in the Amstar building.
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And here we go.
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-All right. -Oh, thank you.
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-[Yurabay] Look at that. Who got that? -Yeah. That's mine.
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Dylan, that looks really good.
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-I should've got that. -[all laugh]
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Yeah, so everything's going really great.
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There's this one woman on my team that's driving me a little crazy.
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-[Dylan] What's her deal? -She's just a micromanager.
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Every time I'm making a deck,
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she's saying, "I wouldn't have made it that way."
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I should've got that.
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Have you, uh, tried at all to talk to her about your issues?
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Dylan. Look over there.
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I'm joking. I'm joking.
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[all chuckle]
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[grunts]
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Give me that.
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What?
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Give me that.
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-My food? -I'm joking.
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I'm joking.
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Enough about my drama.
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Dylan, how are your kids?
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They're a handful, of course, but we have the au pair,
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and Susan is working part-time right now, so that really helps.
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[Yurabay grunts]
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[imitates munching]
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I'm joking. I'm joking.
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Professor, do you want a bite of mine?
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Yeah, I actually would like to try.
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Yeah, sure.
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Uh, come here.
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Yeah, so, Brenda is four-and-a-half, Taylor is three,
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-and they're into art right now. -[woman] Mmm.
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Dylan,
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I'm going to eat the whole thing.
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It's, uh… It's so weird to imagine you as a dad.
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-Are you going to tell people I did that? -Hmm?
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That I housed Dylan's burger.
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We're not going to say anything. You didn't like your meal.
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-It's no big deal. -Let me take a video
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of you saying you're going to kill the president.
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-What? -[Yurabay] It's no big deal.
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No one's ever going to see it
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unless I hear the story of me housing Dylan's burger
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down at Graham's Lorelai Lounge.
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-We're not saying that. -Saying what?
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That we'll kill the president.
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-Oh, shit. Say it again. -[woman] What is wrong with you?
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I tried to get a video, but I couldn't flip it fast enough.
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We were really looking forward to seeing you tonight.
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We look up to you so much,
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but right now, I don't even know what to think.
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The truth is, I may look like I have it all,
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but inside, I'm just a scared little boy
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who never learned how to ask for people's food or their burger.
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And the thing that scares me the most is that if people found out,
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my wife would go to jail 'cause every night…
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-a little boy goes down on her. -Jesus.
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-Fuck. -Christ!
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[theme music playing]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Eat fucking bullets, you fuckers!
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You fucking suck!
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You fucking suck!
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Jeez, Crashmore. You're crazier than hell.
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They deserved every fucking bullet I pumped in their heads, Chief.
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God, I am so fucking pissed.
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Honey, I'm home.
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Happy anniversary.
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No.
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[man] I'm sorry, Crashmore.
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I can't stop crying.
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They killed your whole family.
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You need to take some time off.
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[Crashmore] Hey, Chief.
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Don't save any cages.
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They ain't gonna be in jail.
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May God have mercy on their souls.
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Fuck you! You suck!
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Quit running, damn it!
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[gunshot]
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Are you dumb?
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Oh, fuck, I like that gun.
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You knew I'd like that gun.
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[laughs hysterically]
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Yes, ka-ching.
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That's one of the nicest guns I've seen in a long time.
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I can't wait to shoot that fucker.
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[narrator] With Linda Easley as Monique.
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[Monique] He said he'd kill us both.
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He might kill you, but there's no fucking way he's ever killing me.
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Fucking asshole. He said that?
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[narrator] Ryan Tanna as Sergeant Wilkes.
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I don't like the looks of this, Crashmore.
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I don't care if I die at all.
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Everything has sucked lately.
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[narrator] And starring Santa Claus as Detective Crashmore.
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You don't give a shit who's in your way, do you?
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What'd you say?
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You don't give a shit who's in your way, do you?
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Not really.
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♪ Pretty please with sugar on top ♪
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♪ Baby give me that love you've got ♪
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[man] In today's climate, something you've said or done in the past
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could cause you to be fired from your place of work.
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Don't let something you've said or done
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get you undeservedly fired from your position.
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We all make mistakes.
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We shouldn't be punished for them.
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I was fired from work for something completely embarrassing.
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I was fired for something extremely embarrassing.
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I'm not going to say what it was,
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but it led me to invent this powerful hot dog vacuum.
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People say to me, "What inspired you to invent this?"
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And I say, "I cannot talk about it without crying."
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Here's how my invention works.
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Let's say you're at work and they push lunch without asking,
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which shouldn't be allowed.
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Cut to, you got six inches of hot dog stuffed down your throat
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and no one gives a shit.
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Simply place the Carber hot dog vacuum like so… Boom!
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They waited a while to fire me
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so it wouldn't be obvious what they were firing me for.
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They said, "Poor performance."
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You sure about that?
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You sure about that? That's why?
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You sure it wasn't 'cause after the thing that happened to me,
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no one could look at me without dying laughing?
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You sure about that?
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You sure about that's not why?
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Once this invention's big enough,
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I'm going to buy my own company
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and make the dress code be a big, wet diaper.
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The Carber reputation vacuum, don't let one bad day ruin your future.
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Carber Co. Technologies, the people's company,
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because no one should have one bad day.
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I had a cool job that I loved.
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[Wesley] Hey, AOL blast viewers.
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It's me, it's your boy Wesley Fillmore, sitting down with
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the cast of Lamador Pictures' latest action flick, Detective Crashmore.
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-This thing is fun. -Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Before we dig in with the tough questions,
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-let's meet our guests. -[laughs]
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Linda Easley who plays Monique,
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Ryan Tanna as the fresh-faced Sergeant Wilkes,
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and, of course, the man who needs no introduction.
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You might know him from his other job
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delivering presents to kids all over the world on Christmas,
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Santa Claus.
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Santa…
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Didn't anybody tell you anything?
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I told your producers,
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"Do not mention Christmas or that I do it at all."
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They told me not to focus on it.
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And I told them not to mention it at all.
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If Leonardo DiCaprio was here,
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would you ask him about Christmases around the corner?
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Would you like me to interview you as an actor?
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That would be great.
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That would be fucking great for me, thank you.
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Absolute fucking bullshit.
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Unprofessional bullshit.
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It's why no one watches AOL blast.
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Bullshit.
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So, Santa, how would you describe Detective Crashmore?
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[exhales]
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It's a cosmic mix of the action of the '90s
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combined with the exploitation films of the '70s,
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but with modern touches.
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It's hyper-violence, but it knows that it is.
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It's a little bit Tarantino.
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It's definitely a little bit Michael Mann.
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It's kind of a cosmic gumbo.
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It almost moves to the beat of jazz. [chuckles]
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-Great. -Yeah, Ryan and I would joke on set
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about it being a cosmic gumbo.
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-But, uh-- -Let's talk for a second
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about the nudity in the film.
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Was that scary for you as an actor to do?
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Well, the script called for it.
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It's an important part of Detective Crashmore's journey.
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What are we, ten years old?
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I've seen every cock on the planet.
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I've seen everyone naked.
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I'm sorry, you've seen everyone naked?
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Yeah, see if they got tattoos.
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If they do, they get no gift.
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So, if you get a tattoo, you don't get anything for Christmas?
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Not that year.
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You think getting a tattoo is good?
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No.
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Getting a tattoo is not good.
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I don't care about it, but it's not good behavior.
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I got paid two mil to play Crashmore.
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How does that money help you?
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Well, it does, because that amount is called my quote.
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That's my rate.
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So the next film I'm offered, they have to pay that same amount.
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Even if I do a bad job.
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That means, as long as I'm offered even one more movie,
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I could get two more mil.
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Even if I do a bad job, they've got to give me that other two mil.
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[Wesley] Okay.
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Great.
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♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby Bay-bay-bay ♪
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♪ Whoa, baby, baby Bay-bay-bay ♪
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[woman] Your Honor, the defense has tried to claim
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that their unloading of Qualstarr stock the week before its value plummeted
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was sheer coincidence,
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a very lucrative coincidence.
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This text message exchange will prove
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that they knowingly engaged in insider trading.
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Miss Hubbell, do you recognize these text messages?
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-Yes. -And they're between whom?
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Myself and Vincent Alan.
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Vincent Alan, your co-defendant and colleague at Nortrip?
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Yes.
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I will now read from these text messages dated April 12th of this year.
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Bri: "Did you talk to Dan at Qualstarr?"
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Vincent: "He said they're laying off 300 people next week."
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Bri: "We need to unload our shares before then."
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Vincent: "I'm on it."
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Bri: "Be discreet."
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Vincent: "Of course."
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Bri: "Oh, my God. Did you see Brian's hat?"
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Vincent: "Oh, fuck. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
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What the hell?
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[woman] Bri: "He looks so fucking stupid. I can't breathe."
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Vincent: "What the hell even is it?"
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Bri: "It's a fedora with safari flaps in the back."
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Vincent: "Holy shit!"
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"He looks so fucking stupid."
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-No. -[woman] "Talk later."
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"I'll take care of that thing."
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Hmm.
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Sounds like more than a coincidence to me.
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Miss Hubbell, do you recognize these texts?
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I do.
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[woman] Vincent: "It's done. I talked to Dan. We're good."
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Bri: "Loose ends?"
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Vincent: "We're all good, about to be way better."
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Bri: Smiley face emoji.
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Vincent: "Did you see Brian's hat?"
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-"He's still fucking wearing it." -What the hell?
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[woman] Bri: "Yes, I even saw two cubes in his pocket."
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"I think he has dice, but he's afraid to show them to anyone."
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The hell's she even talking about?
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Vincent: "L-O-L. That is so sad."
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Bri: "So sad. So sad."
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"So, so, so, so, so sad."
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Vincent: "It's so heartbreaking, but I can't stop laughing."
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"Tears are literally streaming down my face thinking about his dumb dice."
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Leave it the fuck alone.
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Bri: "Just wired the money."
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Vincent: "Holy fucking shit!"
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"Brian's hat just got him in huge trouble in a meeting."
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God damn it!
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[woman] "Mr. Andrews made Brian take off his hat."
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"He said it was distracting."
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"He said if anyone disagreed, he'd let Brian keep the hat on."
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"Nobody said shit, dude, nobody said shit."
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Bri: "What did he do when Mr. Andrews made him take it off?"
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Vincent: "He took the hat off and he hid his head in his hands."
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"You could tell he was crying."
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"He kept saying under his breath, 'You can't fucking do that.'"
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"Then Mr. Andrews said, 'What's that, Brian?'"
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"And he said, 'Nothing.'"
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"And then a minute later, he said, 'It's not a distraction.'"
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"'The guy at the store said I'm the only guy he's ever seen pull it off.'"
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"Mr. Andrews asked him how much it cost,
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and he said, 'It's illegal for you to ask me that.'"
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"And Brian said, 'I'm putting the hat back on,
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I don't care what happens to me.'"
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"Mr. Andrews said, 'Just take the hat off, Brian.'"
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"'No, I'm not taking the fucking hat off.'"
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"Then he stood up and said, 'I've never fought for anything in my entire life.'"
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"'I'm fighting for this hat.'"
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"He went to slam his hand down on the table,
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but he hit his water bottle and it spilled all over his laptop."
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"And then I swear to fucking God, he tried to roll the hat down his arm
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like Fred Astaire,
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but the backflap got trapped around Rick's wheelchair,
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and then it took him forever to get the flap out of the wheelchair."
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"He was fucking beet red."
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"I thought he was going to have a heart attack."
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"One of the flaps got wheel grease on it,
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and he said, 'What the fuck is all this stuff?'"
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"'You have to grease these wheels?'"
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"And Rick said, 'Yeah, you have to keep the wheels lubricated.'"
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"And he said, 'Yeah, well, I'm not supposed to get grease on this hat.'"
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"And Brenda was just sitting there slightly in his way towards the door,
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and as he walked towards her, he said, 'Move,'
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and right when he said it, he realized he had gone too far."
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"So, he said in a jokey voice, 'Who said that?'"
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Don't do the voice.
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Objection, relevance.
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Finally.
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"Dollar sign emoji."
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-[dice rattle] -Quit fucking with them.
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["Young Girl" by Frank Lynch playing]
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