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I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson

Season 2, Episode 4 — Everyone just needs to be more in the moment.

TMDB episode metadata
Show: I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
Episode title: Everyone just needs to be more in the moment.
Air date: July 06, 2021
Director: Alice Mathias
Top billed cast: Tim Robinson
An offhanded joke leaves a husband guilt-ridden. An attempt to ease tensions during a trip backfires. A pants-centric website with a specific purpose.
Source: TMDB
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-Throw in an eight. -[man 1] Yeah.
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-[all laugh] -I'm out. Too rich for my blood.
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Oh, what happened to Mr. High Roller, huh?
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Mr. High Roller's wife's about to buy a new patio set.
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[all laugh]
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I'm not arguing. Easier to just say, "Okay, honey, okay."
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[all laugh]
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-I've got nothing. -That's what your wife said.
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[all exclaim]
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Trust me, my wife has nothing to complain about.
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Unless you're talking about every little thing I've ever done.
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Okay, okay, call, call.
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-Oh… Flush. -[exclaims]
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That's what my wife says every time I have to pee.
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And I say, "I'm just gonna pee again in ten minutes."
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"What am I gonna do, flush again? It's just piss."
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[all laugh]
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"Just piss." That's good.
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Whoa. Looks like someone's going for a new record.
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Oh. Yeah.
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You guys would be clugging a few cans too, if you had my wife.
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[all laughing]
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[man 2] That was funny.
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["First Light" by Dustin Tebbutt playing]
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[sighs]
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♪ To where these stars Still shine for you ♪
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♪ I'm looking up ♪
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-[laughing] -[gargling]
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♪ I'm looking up ♪
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Hey, honey…
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I, uh, auditioned for a play
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and I got the part.
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-Oh, my God! [exclaims] -[laughing]
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-Your husband is a henchman. -You're a henchman!
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[door opens]
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-How was your dress rehearsal? -Jamie Taco keeps taking my lines.
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-Who's Jamie Taco? -He's the other henchman.
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He says my lines before I can even get 'em out.
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The director doesn't do anything. Jamie took 15 of my lines.
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What do you mean he says them before you can get them?
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He says 'em so fast, before I can say them,
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then they become his lines.
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I should quit, I don't even know what I'm doing.
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Honey, no.
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But I'm never gonna say my lines faster than Jamie Taco!
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[all laughing]
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He had no idea what he was doing, and I told him,
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"Have you ever done anything before?"
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-It was all weird and ridiculous-- -Jamie?
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Yes?
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Uh, some of the lines you're saying might be my lines.
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What?
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Some of the lines you say on stage, I think some of them might be my lines.
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Who said them? Who said the lines?
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Well, you did. But they're supposed to be mine.
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You gotta be much quicker if you want to have those lines.
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The audience doesn't know whose lines they are.
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And if I say them, they're mine. And I'm quick.
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Hey, Brandon, wait up! I'm starving!
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I'll slap your head around, you jabroni. Now give me some pozole, I'm hungry.
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I'm no jabroni. My uncle is going to shoot your head off.
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Don't talk to me like that. I got 1,500 guys that'll pop you.
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My pozole!
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[mutters inaudibly]
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-Grab the keys-- -Grab the keys, get in the truck, jabroni!
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I'll slap you, jabroni!
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♪ Your eyes, at first light ♪
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You were so good!
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I only got the-- [sniffles] I only got the one line out.
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But it was the best line of the night.
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-Really? -Really.
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-Let's go get something to eat. -Okay.
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Hey, ah, good job tonight, Jamie.
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I'm going to get that line tomorrow.
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I am so proud of you.
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-[sniffles] I love you. -I know.
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-I love you. -I love you, too.
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Hey, when you said…
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No.
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No, no, I wish I hadn't said that.
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I love my wife.
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She helped me when I freaked out about Jamie Taco.
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-Come on, we're all joking around. -Yeah, come on.
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I'm gonna go. I'm not going to stay the night.
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[all exclaim]
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-[man] Come on! -He never stays the night.
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He always says he's gonna and he never does.
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Scott, stay.
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It's my birthday.
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I gotta go.
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[door closes]
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[theme music playing]
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Should I toss this in the trash or you have a recycling here?
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You can just throw it in the bin under the sink.
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Or you could put it in the trash hutch
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that Marcus was going to build on the porch.
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-What? -Are you serious?
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Why say that? We come here three times a year, when will I build it?
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Jesus, Marcus. It was just a joke.
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A really funny joke about how I haven't built the trash hutch. Thank you.
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-[imitates laughter] -[Jeanine] Ugh.
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What a baby.
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I'm so sorry, it's so tense here.
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[Marcus] Jesus Christ.
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-You know? Think I might be able to help. -What are you gonna do?
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Where's my big green bag?
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I put it in the closet with our jackets.
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I'll be right back. I think I might be able to help.
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[device beeps]
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I should probably get up and start getting dinner ready.
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[laughs maniacally]
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-[Jeanine] What? -Was that a joke?
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I honestly can't tell with you.
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[upbeat music playing]
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What the hell is he doing?
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[dog barking]
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[upbeat music continues]
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What the fuck is he doing? What are you doing?
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Saving the party, brother!
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Can you calm Barbie down? She's freaking out.
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I'm trying, but she can't.
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She thinks he's a new guy 'cause of the glasses and the hat.
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-What do you mean? -'Cause of the hat and glasses.
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-She's thinks that he's a new guy. -Can you take the hat and glasses off?
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-No. -Damn it!
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Probably smells my dog.
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What? We know what the problem is.
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-Something spooked her. -It's Lisa's fuckin' boyfriend.
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Okay, if you just take that hat and glasses off--
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He said no, Jeanine!
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[barking continues]
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Jack it up a lot.
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-[music volume increasing] -Okay, it's too loud.
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[music continues]
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Mommy, what's happening?
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Marcus, can you please calm the dog down? She's scaring my kid!
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-It's her house, she's doing what's right! -Fuck you.
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-[music volume increasing] -It's too loud!
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Stop! Stop!
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-[woman] Stop. -Nobody likes what you're doing.
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-Turn the music down a bit. -You're upsetting everybody.
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-Oh, fuck! -[woman] Oh, my God!
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[music ends]
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[barking]
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Take off the glasses, too.
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[barking stops]
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[cries softly]
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It's just me, Barbie, I'm not the Blues Brothers.
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[sniffles]
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This… This really is quite a beautiful house.
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♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby Bay-bay-bay ♪
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♪ Whoa, baby, baby Bay-bay-bay ♪
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-Hey. -Hey.
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Looks like you were in a bit of a rush.
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What's that?
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Your pants, didn't finish shaking?
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Oh.
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No, he did. He shook.
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-He did what? -He finished shaking.
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Those ain't piss dots.
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-That's got nothing to do with piss. -Excuse me?
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Those pants come like that with those two little dots.
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They're really in style right now. Even rappers wear 'em.
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Don't believe me? Look it up for yourself. Go to calicocutpants.com.
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-Calico Cut? -Calicocutpants.com, right now.
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It's not that big a deal.
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If you don't believe me, go ahead, look it up right now.
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Okay, fine.
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-"Calicocutpants.com." -[mouths inaudibly]
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Oh, yeah, here it is.
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-They sell pants with little dots on 'em. -That's got nothing to do with piss.
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Oh, okay. Sorry. Thought he dropped a few drops of pee.
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He didn't. That ain't the case here.
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That ain't piss. That's got nothing to do with piss.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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See ya.
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Uh, thanks, but I didn't buy these pants like this.
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I know. You can't buy those pants. Those pants don't exist.
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They don't?
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It's just a website that says that these kinds of pants exist.
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Wouldn't you agree that's all you need?
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I don't know.
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If Glen thinks that they sell those kinds of pants,
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he can't prove that you got piss on your pants
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or that you just own these kinds of pants.
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It's the perfect thing.
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I guess. What happens if you try to buy the pants on that website?
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They all say they're out of stock.
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That also makes it seem like it's a hot item.
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It's the same thing Supreme does, wouldn't you agree?
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I guess.
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[chuckles] But you gotta give.
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-I'm sorry? -You gotta give.
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Calicocutpants.com is completely user funded.
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That means no banner ads, no paywall. It's completely user funded.
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So you pay to keep it active?
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It's just like PBS.
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Anyone can use it, but if nobody gives, it goes dark.
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Rick, the guy who started this thing, he's completely under water.
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He can't get a grip on this thing.
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So, it's only right, if you use something, to give, right?
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Yeah.
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Hey, hold that door! Hold that door! Hold that door!
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Did you give?
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Oh. Uh, hey. No, not yet.
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If people use it and they don't give, it could go dark.
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So, one more time, it's that we give money to the website to keep it active,
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even though it doesn't actually sell pants?
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[shushes]
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[banging loudly]
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What are you thinking? If people find out they don't sell the pants,
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the whole thing falls apart.
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-What are you doing? -So no one can hear they don't sell pants.
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The whole thing relies on the users giving
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and the users being discreet about that they don't sell the pants!
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-But you gotta give! -I'll give. Jesus!
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-Do it now. -I'll do it later. I promise.
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At least open the tab, so I know you won't forget.
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-Calicocutpants.com. -[Jeff] Yeah.
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Okay, there. I gotta get back to work.
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Hey, everybody, it's Rick here from calicocutpants.com,
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and I want to thank you so much for giving to our website.
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And if I'm being honest, this thing has completely blown up in my face.
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This ain't my main gig, it's my side gig,
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and I can't really get a hold of this on any end.
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[Jeff] What is this?
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-This is auto play. -Things in my life are not going good.
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Rick explaining what's happening with the company. Why it's important to give.
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I'm a dead man walking. I got no time left.
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I'm only eating burgers, the only thing I can afford.
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-How do you turn it down? -Put the volume down.
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-[Jeff] It's not working. -Try the little "X"!
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Quite simply, it's just like PBS.
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I didn't even ask to use it.
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But you did use it. It helped you out of a jam with Glen.
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So now you gotta pay.
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-[Jeff] Hey! -Hold that door! Hold that door!
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Give.
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Hey, Jeff, here's that thing you asked for, that paper.
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You gotta give.
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-Man, I'm trying to work here. -I told Rick you're a man of honor.
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And I owe Calico Cut Pants a lot.
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When my wife was in the hospital, I was very distracted.
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I was taking four seconds on a six-second piss
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and letting the last two seconds straight down my leg.
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-What? -And it helped to know
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I had the trapeze net of the site,
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so I could focus on what I really needed to focus on,
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which is to be there for my wife and answer the questions for the doctors.
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Like, what did she go near? Or on a hike, did she walk too close to a tower?
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Or, I don't know, not this probably, but did she eat a battery?
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Rick knew I wasn't gonna give that month, and he barely hounded me.
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I'm sorry. What? What was wrong with your wife?
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She had eaten a battery, a little battery,
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like a circle battery, like a watch battery.
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Oh.
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-[Greg] You gotta give! -[Jeff] Hey!
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If you use something and you don't give…
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[grunts]
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Give. To. The system.
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Hey, Debbie, what's going on? You wore that dress yesterday.
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[mouths] My God.
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[sighs]
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I'm the Rock.
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Mike "The Rock" Davis from the W Doh W.
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If you used calicocutpants.com and you don't pay,
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then you're the problem!
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And if you watch my matches, then you know that I don't like problems!
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[roaring]
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[roaring stops]
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[tense music playing]
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There you are.
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Did you give?
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What the fuck? Get the fuck off my shirt, man!
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This is mine!
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The volume on that video wouldn't turn down.
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-Did you push volume down? -Yes.
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I don't know what to tell you. I don't do volume stuff. Did you give?
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No, don't send me videos of loud wrestlers.
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When you donate, it doesn't go to that!
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-What? -The money doesn't go to the video.
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Rick didn't pay Mike "The Rock" Davis
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to do that video with donation funds like people are saying.
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Mike did that video for free.
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They grew up together, Rick and Mike, on the same street.
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They lost their virginity the same night at a party at the same house.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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If your wife ever goes to the hospital, you'll be happy you gave!
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[breathing heavily]
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She just keeps eating batteries.
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She says she's not eating them, then we go to the doctor,
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the doctor says, "Yeah, we found a battery in there."
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Yeah. Okay, fine, I'll give.
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-You owe me a new shirt, too. -What?
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You hit me in the cup and you grabbed my shirt.
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You stretched it out, it looks like a bell now.
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-You can't do that! -Okay, fine, I'll get you a new shirt.
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I wish I never told you about calicocutpants.com.
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But your wife's rich, so I'm going to bleed you dry.
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Now that I have the video of you hitting me in the cup.
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What are you talking about, you have a video?
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[tense music plays]
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Sean, the security guard…
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he gives.
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Kal, the IT guy…
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he gives.
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A lot of people give.
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[laughs maniacally]
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You can either be my friend or my enemy.
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A lot of people give.
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You hit me in the cup.
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[upbeat rock music playing]
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