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I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson

Season 2, Episode 5 — Didn't you say there was gonna be five people at this table?

TMDB episode metadata
Show: I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
Episode title: Didn't you say there was gonna be five people at this table?
Air date: July 06, 2021
Directors: Alice Mathias, Zach Kanin
Top billed cast: Tim Robinson
A novice driver in a parking lot. Defying the rules of credit card roulette. Celebrity impersonators get unruly. Date night at a cosmos-themed bar.
Source: TMDB
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That's not what I said. You always do this.
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Hello?
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[yells] Ah!
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[tires screech]
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What are you doing?
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Fucking asshole. Come on, man.
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-[tires screech] -Come on, man. Go! What?
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Going around this asshole.
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-What the fuck? -[car honks]
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-Come on, man, go! -[honking continues]
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What is your problem, man? Do you know how to fucking drive?
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No.
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What?
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No, I don't know how to fucking drive.
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I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm scared.
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What are you talking about? You don't know how to drive?
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Not everybody knows how to do everything. Driving isn't the only thing--
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-Just move your car! -Okay.
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[muttering] I don't know how. I can't--
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My God. Just grab the steering wheel.
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Fine! [screams]
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-It hurt? -Yeah, it does. It does hurt, actually.
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What if where you're going is a job interview and I turn out to be the boss?
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I'm not going to a job interview!
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-You could be a year from now. -Oh, my God.
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Everybody says, "That guy's great." I say, "Wait a minute."
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-"That guy yells." -Move your fucking car!
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-I can't! -Why not?
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-Oh. I'm good. Thank you. -What?
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I'm good. Thank you. You don't wanna help me. Just wanna yell.
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[softly] Fuck.
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-[horn honks] -[screams]
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That's just the horn.
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I don't know that, do I?
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You know?
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[gentle music plays]
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-I want to tell you something. -What?
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-You yelled at me. -Oh, my God.
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-[horn honks] -[screams]
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[opening theme music playing]
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She slams down her computer screen when she sees me behind her.
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I'm like, "Lady, I need to look at your computer to get ideas?"
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-"I've been all over the world." -[all laughing]
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You've been all over. Why would you want to steal her idea?
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Thank you!
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I didn't get my ideas from a lady in a coffee shop.
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[crowd laughs]
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You've been to Egypt.
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I lived in Egypt for a month. I lived in Egypt for a month!
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Partying with Hal is the best.
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-Hey, guys. Are we gonna split this? -Ten ways?
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Wait. Has anyone ever played credit card roulette?
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Oh, my God!
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Hal is a genius at having fun. I truly believe that.
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Here's how it works. Everyone throw in your credit card.
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-Okay. -We put 'em in this hat. We pick a card.
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Whoever's card it is has to pay for the entire meal.
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[laughs]
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-Come on. Throw it in. -I love it.
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Every night I've ever gone out with Hal has been insane.
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-Now you're starting to see why. -[Hal] Listen.
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You only go around this old blue marble once.
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Might as well have the best time here.
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He's a complete night owl.
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-[Vicky] There. -No, Vicky. You do the honors.
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-Oh! My pleasure. -Drumroll, please.
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[Vicky] Okay.
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-[woman] No looking, no peeking. -It is… [gasps]
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-Ooh, Leslie. -Leslie!
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I'm not paying it.
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-[chuckles] What's that? -Uh, I'm not paying the bill.
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This is too much money. I'm not paying it.
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Maybe if I'd have gotten a bite of everyone's meal or something…
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No, no. I just don't want to do it. I just don't want to pay it.
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-Okay, you know what? -And I'm not gonna pay.
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[Hal] Why don't I just pick my card and I'll pay for it.
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-Fine, yeah, that's fair. -No. You do not have to do that.
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-It's fine. It was my dumb idea. -[Leslie] It's fine. God! All fine.
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[chuckles] I'm not gonna pay for it, it's fine.
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It's got to be fine, 'cause I ain't gonna fuckin' pay for it. [laughs]
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I'm not paying.
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-Just put it all on there. -Of course.
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Linda, are you still dating that bad guy?
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-What? -Are you still dating that big, bad guy?
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His name was David or something.
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Yeah, I'm still dating David.
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[laughing] That's a bad guy!
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That is a rotten egg.
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Linda…
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Dump him, girl.
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So, um, is everyone going to Cheryl's art show?
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[yelling] Fuck! I should have lied! No!
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Fuck!
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-Oh! -[in normal voice] What?
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I should have said there was some reason I couldn't pay,
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not just right away say I'm not gonna!
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[groans dramatically]
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I hate that game.
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I hate that game.
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I've always hated that game.
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[crying] You all know that.
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I hate that game.
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No, I actually don't hate that game because--
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[whimsical music playing]
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Hey, give me that.
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-No way. I had it first. -Give me that right now.
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-No, no, no! -No. I'm sorry, guys.
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I'm just not in the mood for the hilarious waiter brothers.
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Okay? I think you guys are funny. I like the three funny waiter brothers.
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Just not in the mood 'cause of what I did tonight, I forgot to lie.
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Wait. Didn't you say there'd be five people at this table?
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-No. I said there'd be only four people. -You said five.
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♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby Bay-bay-bay ♪
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♪ Whoa, baby, baby Bay-bay-bay ♪
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I feel like a kid. You have to get skates.
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-I would love to feel like a kid again. -Then you have to get skates.
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-Hey. There's the birthday girl. -Oh, my God.
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-Matt Alex, you're here. -And I'm here all night.
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Matt Alex gets the funniest, unique stuff. Last year he got me a close-up magician.
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-The magic was really good. -What'd you do this year?
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I think you're gonna like it.
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I understand there's a birthday here.
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Wild stuff. Wild stuff.
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-[laughs] Oh, my God, Matt! -Wild.
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You got a Johnny Carson impersonator, that is so funny.
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-[Joni] This is so random. -Wild.
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[Matt] I honestly almost forgot 'cause I moved this week.
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I was like, "I'm so distracted, but I have to outdo myself from last year."
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Oh, my God. Johnny Carson just fucking hit me.
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-What the hell? -The fuck are you doing?
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He can! He can! He can! Oh! He can.
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-He can what? -He can hit. He can hit you.
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-Who are you? -I'm with Stable of Stars.
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That's my guy. He's one of our Carsons.
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-Okay, well, he just hit Todd. -Right.
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That's why I ran over screaming, "He can," 'cause he can.
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He can't just hit people. That's assault. That's against the law.
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Well, your friend paid for him to be here as a joke
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at a low, low, low price point. And at that price point,
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at Stable of Stars, he can hit.
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[grunts] Ow!
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It's fine!
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He got him so bad. Who is that?
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-That's our friend. -He really whacked him.
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It's fine. Ugh!
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-Guys! Please. It's fine. -Matt, what the hell?
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-I had no idea they could hit. -They can't.
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I had no idea he'd say that at that price point, they can.
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Wild. Wild.
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Wild.
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[yells] Johnny, go around!
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Go to other people. Don't just go to them.
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Move! Go, move! Go around.
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Oh, my God! I'm sorry.
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I gotta push him around the party, make sure everybody gets to see him.
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-Whose house is this? -It's mine.
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There's no cute restaurants in the neighborhood.
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What? Look, we don't want to insult you,
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but since it was a joke, he got the low price point,
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which we now know means, at Star Wagon…
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Or Stable of Stars.
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-That you allow them to hit. -They're not allowed to hit.
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Oh, right. Yes, at that price point, yes, they are allowed to hit.
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-I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm saying. -[fake laughs] Understanding all of that,
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we were just hoping that maybe there's another version of this
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where everyone kind of gets what they want.
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-I know it's not your fault. -What the fuck are you doing?
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-[Joni] Who is that? -[man] That's my George Kennedy.
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-I brought him here as a perk. -Why would I want George Kennedy?
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I know. That's why he's a perk.
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And that's also why he can't hit!
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He can't hit. Carson can hit all the day he wants.
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Can he hit vases?
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Uh… Yeah, he can.
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I like that they can hit. It's cool.
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-Okay. Thank you. -And I think it's great.
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-Thank you so much. Thank you. -Is he with you?
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Busted. That's my George Bush. What the fuck are you doing?
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You can't hit!
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Both of you, go sit in the wagon.
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I'd send 'em to a coffee shop or something,
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but there's nothing in this area.
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It's a really nice neighborhood.
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Oh, my God, the Carson just passed out.
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Uh…
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["Pretty Please" by Triplett Twins plays]
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♪ Pretty please with sugar on top ♪
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♪ Baby, give me that love you've got ♪
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[grunts loudly]
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So you're thinking about becoming a owner of your own
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Little Buff Boys Corporate Competition?
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Well, I may have a little good advice for you.
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Absolutely do it!
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I'm Dave Campor,
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Little Buff Boy Champ of '96.
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Twenty-five times out of the 50-city run.
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I still think I should have won in Tucson.
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God, I miss those days.
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But now, my muscles are up here,
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as I run one of the most successful Little Buff Boy franchises
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out here in Cincinnati.
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Now I eat at some of the best restaurants in town.
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I get full to the brim, eating cherry chuck salad.
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People say that it's healthy, but with that much cherry
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and that much ground chuck, it can't be healthy.
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[roaring]
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[music playing]
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Wow. This place is amazing. Look at all the attention to detail.
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I did think it'd look a little more galactic, didn't you?
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I think it looks very galactic.
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-You do? You wanna leave? You too scared? -No, it's fun.
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Oh, that's great. A buddy told me about this place.
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He said it was nuts. Fucker.
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Oh! Here we go. This looks great. Hey, wait a minute.
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My drink's smoking. We gotta send this back.
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I gotta talk to the captain.
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-Gary, you're being so silly. -I'm just having fun.
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[both chuckle]
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Uh…
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Seriously, though, you were saying,
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-the trouble you have with your sister. -Oh, Gary. It just keeps piling on.
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Every time we think we're out of the woods,
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she just falls right back into her old habits.
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It must be so difficult for you, Jeanine.
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-[voice over PA system] Danger! -What the hell?
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…detected. Danger! Unmanned spaceship detected.
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What is… This is part of the show? [chuckles]
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What the… Look at this. This stuff moves.
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It's like CGI. The money going into this place.
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Hey, what's an alien gotta do to get a drink around here?
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[laughs]
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I just came from a planet that was all bugs.
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And I can safely say a lot better-looking than this crowd.
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[laughing] Shit. Whoa!
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I came here looking for intelligent life,
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and I can tell you right now, it ain't at table seven.
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Oh! They're like, "Huh?"
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I came here looking for the perfect specimen to abduct.
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Hey, table three. Uh, hard pass.
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Oh! [laughs]
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-"Hard pass." -Brutal.
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That is nuts.
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Anyways, my friend Bruce is going through the same thing
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that your sister's going through. Guy had everything.
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Look at table five. She's thinking, "I should've swiped left."
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Not right now, buddy. Okay.
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If this date were a movie, it'd be Bore of the Worlds.
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[audience laughing]
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You have no clue.
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Talk about abduction, someone abducted all the fun from this date.
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Her sister's addicted to drugs. Okay? Does that sound boring to you?
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What?
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-That's what we're talking about. -It's okay.
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I'm sorry if that's the most boring thing you've ever heard,
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that she's scared because her sister loves drugs so much
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that she can't stop taking them!
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-I didn't know. -Exactly.
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You know nothing about her. This woman's been through absolute hell.
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Just to get school supplies, her mom had to drink puke
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for a local morning radio show.
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-Did you know that? -What?
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She knew that every little pencil she broke,
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her mom had to take another big gulp of vomit for the Davy and Rascal Show.
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-Does that sound boring to you? -She did it more than once?
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She had a standing invitation.
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And the listeners loved it when she drank stuff.
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And she did it for us just so we could get school supplies and trips to Florida.
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-Does that sound boring? -No.
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I'm sorry if the most boring thing you ever heard
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is my mom drank puke for trips to Florida.
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One time she drank a jar full of mucus just so she could get a backpack.
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-Right? -Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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-She drank diarrhea. -No, she didn't.
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Thought you said that. Could've sworn you said it in the car.
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-No. -[alien] Look.
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-I was joking when I said you were boring. -You said I'm boring?
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No, no, no.
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I watched my daddy get executed by the state for homicide, dude.
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-What? -[Gary] Right before they zapped him,
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he looked me right in the eyes, and at the top of his lungs,
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he screamed, "Never let the party die!"
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-Does that sound like a boring guy to you? -It doesn't.
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You have no clue what people have gone through
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or who they are. So don't say I can't please a woman.
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-I didn't say that. -You said I should have swiped left.
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You did. What's that supposed to mean?
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-I didn't say anything about that. -It's all right.
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All you gotta do is take your head out of that head
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and come over here and apologize to us face to face.
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[powering off]
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[scoffs] Anyways, let's just try to have a good time.
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I'm gonna get some mozzarella sticks.
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-[Jeanine] That sounds good. -[Gary] They have terrific soup.
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I'm sorry.
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-Who the fuck are you? -I'm… that.
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Oh!
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Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, okay.
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In retrospect, I can appreciate that you may not have had any idea
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that we were here talking about how her sister is addicted to drugs.
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-I can barely hear anything out here. -Right. Yeah, I bet.
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Sweetie, you got a little Mars cocktail on your beautiful, gray dress there.
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Could we get that for free?
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-What? -The Mars cocktail.
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Could we get it for free 'cause she spilled a bit on her dress?
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-Sure. -[Gary] Great.
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'Cause if you said no, I would've gone home and got on Yelp
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and said that I found a LEGO head in my corn.
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[Gary laughs]
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I've done that to a lot of places. It works.
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♪ Time is now ♪
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♪ That we're together ♪
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♪ It's finally now ♪
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♪ Now and forever ♪
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♪ No, we'll never, never know The time is now ♪
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♪ We won't ever, ever, ever Hit the ground ♪
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♪ The time is now ♪
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♪ The time is now ♪
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And that's new! And you weren't excited for it.
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