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I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson

Season 2, Episode 2 — They have a cake shop there Susan where the cakes just look stunning.

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Show: I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
Episode title: They have a cake shop there Susan where the cakes just look stunning.
Air date: July 06, 2021
Directors: Alice Mathias, Mike Diva
Top billed cast: Tim Robinson
An office dispute over shirt patterns. A little lie about the ice cream store escalates quickly. A man suspects a baby is aware of his checkered past.
Source: TMDB
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[announcer] Do you have what it takes to make a deal
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with one of the investor moguls
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in The Capital Room?
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Entrepreneurs from around the world have one chance to see
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if they can secure the capital from our star investors.
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The moguls invest their own money at their own discretion,
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on The Capital Room…
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I turned my parents' struggling dry cleaning and clothes repair business
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into a fashion empire.
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I started in the mailroom and made my way to the head of the boardroom.
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I started off with a sunglass stand in a mall.
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Now you can find Tabbitoe frames in every major city in the world.
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I sued the city because I was accidentally sewed into the pants
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of the big Charlie Brown at the Thanksgiving Day parade.
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I made all my money off the big Charlie Brown,
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so don't even come and try and tell me any crap!
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I don't want that!
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Business isn't a game for me, it's a war.
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To this day, I hate bald boys.
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I can't stand bald boys.
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Every time I see them, I think I'm back in the pants.
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Don't bring me a bad deal, or I'll… [grunting]
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[woman] I'm a wolf in the boardroom.
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If I find out you're a sheep, I'll eat you alive.
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I'm not used to being rich.
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I can't stop having wine.
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I can buy the most delicious wine now.
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[man] Business is in my blood. I can see past the numbers.
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I'm scared about how much I need wine.
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I can't even watch a movie anymore without a big pour of wine and popcorn.
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My mouth is purple,
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and when I look in the toilet bowl, it's purple. Purple and black.
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I'm very careful with my parade money,
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'cause my fortune's not getting any bigger.
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It's just that amount of money that gets smaller till I die.
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Or I make a good deal with you.
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Could it be you?
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[theme music playing]
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Well, this should be our last session today.
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We can put this deal to bed, and then you all can go back
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to New York with a brand-new territory.
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I love it.
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Let's all turn to page 46 of the merger documents.
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Mmm-hmm.
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-No amendments on our end. -Looks good to us.
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No red flags on our end.
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Okay, great.
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Let's go ahead and move on to the next page.
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We keep up this pace, we'll be out of here by 2:00.
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What the hell's going on with Mike?
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I'm just a little jet lagged, sir, so I'm lying down.
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-We've been here for ten days. -He's not eating.
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He's spending all his per diem on shirts.
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Shut the fuck up, Doug, you fucking skunk!
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What are you talking about?
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He's skipping all of his meals and using the money we gave him for food
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to buy those dumb shirts.
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Bullshit!
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Well, I will admit I am using the money
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the company has given me for food to buy shirts. Yes, I am.
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-To buy shirts? -Sir, you're going to love this.
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I found this badass store called Dan Flashes,
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that's my exact style.
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I've never been to a store like Dan Flashes
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where everything in the store, I would wear.
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-Mike, you have to eat. -Not today, sir. [laughs]
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-Definitely not today, no. -Excuse me?
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Dan Flashes got a new shirt in today that's $450.
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-What? -'Cause the pattern's so complicated,
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you idiot!
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[chuckles] It costs more because of the patterns.
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Yeah, and rightfully so!
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This one I'm wearing now? This is $150, out the door.
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And this is not that complicated.
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They have this one shirt that costs $1,000 'cause the pattern's so wild.
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I want that one so bad.
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Mike, we have to focus.
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I'm just not going to let Doug say that about Dan Flashes,
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-that the patterns aren't complicated. -I never said that.
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You said they shouldn't jack up the prices!
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That means that the patterns aren't complicated and they are.
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Even on this one, which is bargain bin.
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-[man] Okay. -Still nuts.
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-That's not what Doug was saying. -He kind of is, though.
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That's how they value the shirt.
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The more the lines crisscross and the patterns overlap.
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Okay.
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'Cause if you're saying they're not complicated…
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They are. They are.
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Maybe we should take a little break.
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Yeah, that'd be great. I'm so hot.
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He just wants to leave early so he can go to The Shops at the Creeks.
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-What the hell is the Creeks? -[Mike] That's where Dan Flashes is.
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Susan, did I tell you that they have a shirt there that cost $2,000
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'cause it's so complicated?
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You said they had a shirt that cost $1,000.
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-I'm talking to Susan! Aren't I, Doug? -Okay, please stop screaming at Doug.
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I don't think I'm screaming.
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-You've been screaming all the time. -I screamed once.
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-You screamed a ton-- -Shut the fuck up, Doug!
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-You fucking scum! -You shut the fuck up. I'll kill you.
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All right, take the temperature down a little bit
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and, uh, push on.
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I believe we're on page 47.
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-[man] Janet, this particular budget… -[whispers] Susan. Susan.
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The guys that Dan Flashes were using in the ad for them
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looked a lot like me.
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I'm going, "Okay, I've gotta try this place."
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"A lot of these guys look a lot like me."
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-Could you please stop whispering? -I can't scream.
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-I can't whisper. How about this? -What happened to your hand?
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[chuckles] He got thrown down the stairs at Dan Flashes.
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Shut the fuck up, Doug! I did, though.
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Dan Flashes is a very aggressive store.
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I mean, you walk by a store and you see 50 guys
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who look just like me fighting over very complicated shirts,
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you go in.
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Yes, you do. You go in.
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Let's come back to this tomorrow, and Mike, eat something by then.
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I will. I'll eat Doug's mom's wig.
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-Her wig? -Shut up, Doug.
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I'll eat her whole fucking head. I don't care.
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Okay, buddy. Come on.
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Finish your chicken fingers. We gotta get back to your mom and sister.
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Can we stop at the ice cream store on the way home?
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-No, not today. It's already way too late. -Pretty please. I've been good all day.
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Um… You know, I wish we could,
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but actually, the ice cream store is closed today.
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-[girl] What do you mean? -You didn't know?
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When it's too cold outside, all the ice cream stores close
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because the ice cream machines freeze up and they don't work anymore.
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Yeah, your dad's right.
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Uh, when the temperature drops, the ice cream machines freeze up.
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See, what did I tell you?
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[man] Your dad and I are old friends. [clears throat]
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That's how come we both know about ice cream stores.
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-Okay, buddy. -We go way back.
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Uh, we're the same age, actually, right?
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Uh…
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-Yeah. -And I own every kind of classic car.
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-What was that? -Uh, classic cars.
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I own every kind of a classic car 'cause I'm rich, right?
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Yeah. Yeah, he's rich.
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-I even have doubles. -What?
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I have doubles of the cars. Some of 'em.
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That way I know I have a pristine one in storage.
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Then I can drive it, it gets scratched, I don't care.
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Yeah.
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Actually, that's how I know about the ice cream store,
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because I drove by one earlier today in one of the doubles…
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uh, the double of the Barracuda.
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Actually, I have triples of the Barracuda. I have triples, right?
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-If I don't, the other stuff's not true. -He has triples of the Barracuda.
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See, the Barracuda's the one I have triples of.
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Oh, no, actually, I also have triples of the Road Runner, too.
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But just those two. And your dad and I are the same age,
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and I'm rich and I have triples of the Barracuda and the Road Runner.
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Cool. Can we get the check, please, when you get a chance?
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This is good news. That deal went through.
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All right, that's going to work out. I have triples of the Nova now.
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Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.
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-Yeah. That's best. -Could you stop?
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I love my cars. You know me. I'm driving my classic cars all the time.
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It's just me and the open road.
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I go for days and days, all alone just…
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But I do… I have a wife.
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He knows. You know I have a wife. Tell her about my wife.
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[slow instrumental music playing]
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Yeah.
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-She's good, right? -Yeah.
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Yeah, I know his wife. She's great.
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She was a model around the world. She was on posters.
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Yeah. I used to have a poster of her in my garage.
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And then I met her. Can you believe it?
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And she asked me to marry her, and I didn't even want to.
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But she's beautiful, but she's dying.
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She's sick, but she's hanging in there. Tell her.
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-You know-- -Tell the kid.
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His wife sick, but she's gonna get better.
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[voice breaking] She's gonna get better.
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-And I'm rich. -He's rich.
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And I don't live in a hotel.
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My friend doesn't live in a hotel.
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-[man] I've got a good wife. -He's got a wife who's perfect for him.
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And the cars…
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He's got triples of the Barracuda, the Road Runner.
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Triples of the Nova.
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Well, good, that Nova deal's a sure thing now.
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[funky instrumental music playing]
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[soothing music playing]
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[announcer] Spend your day with us at Shops at the Creek.
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The Shops at the Creek is an outdoor shopping experience
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that offers something for the whole family.
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Enjoy a cappuccino on Yellow Smokes' gorgeous outdoor patio.
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Or stop by Mario Cantozi's award-winning bake shop
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featured on HGTV's Sweet Eats.
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And don't forget to come by Dan Flashes, high-end menswear with distinct patterns
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at prices that are going up, up, and away.
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[men clamoring]
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[soothing music continues playing]
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[music distorting]
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♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby Bay-bay-bay ♪
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♪ Oh, baby, baby, baby Bay-bay-bay ♪
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[woman] Aw.
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Can I hold?
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-Here you go. -Oh, my God.
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Watch the head, watch the head.
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Oh, my God. He is so precious.
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Thank you.
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-Maybe we could have another. -Let's talk about that later.
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[laughing]
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-You want to hold him? -Sure. Yeah.
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-[woman] Okay. -Okay.
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-Oh. [chuckles nervously] -[baby crying]
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[chuckles] Of course he cries when I hold him.
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-Oh, yeah. -All right, back to--
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-It's not a big deal. -[baby continues crying]
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Ah, it's not a big deal. I guess he just doesn't like me.
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No, no, he's just fussy.
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No, probably just doesn't like me 'cause I used to be a piece of shit.
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-He likes you. Don't worry about it. -I'm not worried about it.
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I know I used to be a piece of shit. I don't give a rat's ass.
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I'm gonna go see if he's hungry. Maybe that's the problem.
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That's not the problem.
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It's that I used to be a fucking piece of shit.
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-Are you Meredith's mom? -I am.
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I'm really worried about her.
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She's been acting so weird lately.
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Like, did you just see that thing
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where she thinks I give a rat's ass that her baby cried
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because it knows I used to be a piece of shit?
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-Did you used to be a piece of shit? -Oh, yeah.
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Slicked back hair, white bathing suit, sloppy steaks, white couch…
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You would have not liked me back then.
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What are sloppy steaks?
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It's a steak with water dumped on it. It's really, really good.
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-You have slicked back hair now. -You think this is slicked back?
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This is pushed back.
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Hey, Meredith.
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I'm worried that the baby thinks people can't change.
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Can we stop talking about it?
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'Cause I've worked really, really hard to change.
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Ask Mark. He used to be in my Dangerous Night's Crew.
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Dangerous Night's Crew? We went out for wings once.
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You took me to a place called Blue Dolphin.
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Blue Dolphin burned down. It's gone now.
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Rob Rovani's ass out. Works with his brother now.
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-[baby crying] -Oh! Heard a little cry there.
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I don't want to say it, but…
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, that would slick back really nice.
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Oh, yeah!
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Meredith, you never told me
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your old grandpa used to be a huge piece of shit.
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Could you not call my dad a piece of shit?
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I said he used to be a piece of shit. He's not anymore.
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I'm not anymore.
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Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year's Eve.
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Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's.
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Big, rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it.
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Water splashing around the table makes the night so much more fun.
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After the club, go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks.
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They'd say, "No sloppy steaks."
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But they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water.
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Before you knew it, we were dumping that water on those steaks.
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The waiters were coming to try and snatch 'em up.
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We had to eat as fast as we could.
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Oh, I miss those nights. I was a piece of shit, though.
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-Used to be. -I said, "was!"
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I think I'm ready to hold the baby now.
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I don't think that's a good idea.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Okay. All right, I'm…
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I'm probably just gonna grab the gift I brought
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and get out of here.
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Let him hold the baby. People can change.
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I used to be a piece of shit.
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Spiked up blond hair, little bitty jeans,
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chicken spaghetti at Chikaleny's.
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People can change.
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Let the boy hold the baby.
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[murmuring softly]
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[cooing softly]
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It smiled at me.
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I'm not a piece of shit.
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I used to be.
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People can change.
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People can change.
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪ It's a dangerous night ♪
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♪ Tonight is the night ♪
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♪ It's the light of my life ♪
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♪ I want a dangerous night ♪
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♪ It's a dangerous night ♪
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Thank you. We're good.
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No sloppy steaks, guys, please.
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-I mean it. -Come on!
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What do you think we're going to do? What do you think we're going to do?
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Did we order sloppy steaks? No, we're good guys.
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Let's slop 'em up.
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[singer vocalizing]
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♪ Your face in the mirror ♪
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♪ It's a dangerous night ♪
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♪ Calling on the phone ♪
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♪ Waiting in line ♪
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♪ Runnin' out of time ♪
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♪ Hands are getting tired ♪
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♪ It's a dangerous night ♪
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♪ It's a dangerous night ♪
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[giggling]
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♪ Tonight is the night ♪
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♪ It's the light of my life ♪
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♪ I want a dangerous night ♪
dangerousnight