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I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson

Season 2, Episode 1 — They said that to me at a dinner.

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Show: I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
Episode title: They said that to me at a dinner.
Air date: July 06, 2021
Directors: Akiva Schaffer, Alice Mathias, Zach Kanin, Jeffrey Max
Top billed cast: Tim Robinson
An unplanned meeting leads to lunchtime chaos. A prank show goes awry at the mall. The "Little Buff Boys" competition. A ghost tour guest goes too far.
Source: TMDB
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Hey, Pat, Dennis is here early, so we're gonna meet now.
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But it's lunch.
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We pushed lunch to 1:30 so Dennis could make the flight to Chicago.
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Oh, 1:30? But it's lunch.
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Yeah.
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I don't know if you're allowed to do that.
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All right, I'll jump right into it. Have to be in a cab in 20 minutes.
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The first and most obvious thing we should address
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is the team restructuring now that Sierra got headhunted.
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Now, 70% to 75% of corporate workplace transformations fail.
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And what's at the heart of those failures? The dreaded reorg.
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I've been in this business for years, and in my observation,
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time and time again after losing a team leader,
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people begin to tune out.
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They move in to a protectionist mode.
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Let's be really, really clear.
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Trying to shuffle other team members around willy-nilly isn't gonna work.
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That just creates patterns of dysfunctional communication.
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[whispers] Is that a hot dog?
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[Dennis] …find ourselves facing another restructuring…
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Pat! Pat!
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Is that a hot dog in your sleeve?
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[Dennis] Re-evaluate the specific elements that Sierra brought to the table…
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I'm so tired.
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[Dennis] …and if we pull this off, our leverage initiative can not only
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recreate the success we enjoyed with her at the helm,
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but surpass it.
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[Pat chewing]
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Pat.
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He's eating a hot dog.
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-What? -He's eating a hot dog under there.
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Pat, we know you're eating a hot dog.
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[Pat] I'm not, sir.
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I'm just, like, the tiredest I've ever been in my life.
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-You can see it from here -[Pat grunting] Fuck.
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[Pat choking]
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[tense music playing]
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Pat?
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[choking continues]
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[Dennis] Pat is choking!
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[man] Stop moving! Stop!
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-Stop moving! -[Dennis] He's like a wild animal.
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[woman] Hold still, Pat.
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Don't let it break off. There's no way to suck it out.
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-[Dennis] Don't pinch the end. -[man] He's trying to choke me.
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He's trying to kill me.
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[Pat coughing]
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You can't skip lunch.
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You just can't, guys.
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Whose bag is this?
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I almost tripped on it.
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[theme music playing]
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Spectrum is planning to drop 22 channels, including Corncob TV.
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They're saying by the end of 2022,
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Corncob TV won't be available on your cable menu.
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That means you won't be able to see some of your favorite Corncob TV shows,
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including Coffin Flop.
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They're saying they want to drop Corncob TV
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because we showed over 400 naked dead bodies on our show Coffin Flop.
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If you love Corncob TV shows, it's time to tell Spectrum, "No."
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They're saying, "Coffin Flop's not a show."
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"It's just hours and hours of footage
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of real people falling out of coffins at funerals."
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[people screaming]
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"There's no explanation."
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"Just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement."
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[man] Come on.
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They're saying, "It's impossible that
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that many dead bodies are falling out of coffins every day."
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"And it's impossible that one out of every five of them are nude."
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I don't know what to tell you, bud.
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We're just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out.
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-[screaming] -[man] Jesus!
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They're saying, "No way. You must've rigged something."
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I didn't do fucking shit. I didn't rig shit!
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I've been waiting a long time for a hit on Corncob TV.
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I didn't fucking do this!
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[people screaming]
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They say we don't have the family's permission.
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I say we don't need it.
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We're allowed to show 'em nude because they ain't got no soul.
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The guys at Spectrum think I'm just some dumb hick.
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They said that to me at a dinner.
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Call Spectrum and say, "I'm not worried about it!"
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"I'm not worried about any of this. There's worst shit on the local news."
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This world's fucking so fucked up.
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And people are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies
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with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really?
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I'm done. Do what you want. Pull the plug.
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I'll kill you.
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♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby Bay-bay-bay ♪
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♪ Oh, baby, baby Bay-bay-bay ♪
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Welcome back to Everything is Upside Down.
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I'm your host, Carmine Laguzio.
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Today we're going to Fairfield Mall
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as I become a little character named Karl Havoc.
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Suffice to say, Karl's a lot.
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We're going to be capturing real reactions from people
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as Karl messes with their day.
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Takes their lunch tray, steals a fry off their plate,
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talks loudly on his phone about his dog is loose.
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So let's get started as I become Karl Havoc.
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Oh, my God. I don't look like myself. [snickers]
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Holy crap! Look at this guy. Imagine if this guy came up to you.
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-Oh, my God. This guy sucks. -[laughs]
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This is gonna be so fun.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Okay. Here we go.
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Hey, Carmine, this is Craig coming at you, okay?
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You see that guy over there? Go over and take his tray.
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[Carmine breathing heavily]
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[Craig] Go take that guy's tray over there.
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Carmine, can you hear me?
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-Carmine? -There's too much fucking shit on me.
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-[Craig] What? -There's too much fucking shit on me.
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I can't breathe.
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[Carmine panting over radio]
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You're fine. I can hear you breathing.
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[Carmine] I'm so hot!
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Carmine, relax.
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-Take a deep breath. -I can't!
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-Buddy… -I can't do this.
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We did way too much.
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-You can do this. -I'm telling you, I can't. I'm so hot.
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Look, you're fine. Okay? Go over, grab that guy's tray.
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There's too much fucking shit on me. I can't.
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-Listen to me. Go over to those ladies-- -I'm gonna rip the fucking head off!
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[Craig] Do not rip the head off, Carmine.
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-I'm telling you that I am. -Do not rip the head off, Carmine.
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I can't see shit out the sides of my eye! I'm ripping the fucking head off.
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Please, Carmine, don't rip the head off. That's hours of work.
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-I'm taking the chin off. It kills. -The chin kills?
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Yeah, it actually does kill. It's quite heavy, Craig.
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You don't know.
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-Go kick the table. -Shut the fuck up.
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Go over and kick the table.
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-What's that do for the greater good? -It's funny.
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Explain to me why it's funny. Is it 'cause she's alone?
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-You thought it was funny. -I thought it was interesting.
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I'm going to rip the fucking head off.
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The prank is that there is a real guy in here.
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That's the new prank.
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-That would work. That could work. -I'm not doing it.
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I don't even want to be around anymore.
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What?
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I don't want to be around anymore.
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[Craig] You don't want to live anymore?
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I don't know.
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[Craig] You're saying you don't want to live because you're wearing that suit?
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Yeah.
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Okay, yeah. Let's scrap it.
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-Let's scrap it. -Then what's the show?
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God damn it.
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[funky instrumental music playing]
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♪ Sippin' Mai Tais at Rochambeau ♪
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[chuckles] ♪ Oh ♪
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Whoo! All right. We are the World Review Band.
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Quick shout-out to Miss Paulson here from the Fairfield branch for helping us out.
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Miss Paulson! Hey, we're gonna need that hat back.
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Well, I need the hat!
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[man] If you're born in January,
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stand up from your table and walk over to get some refreshments.
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[announcer] George X employees, please put your warm hands together for
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Mason's Traveling Corporate Competitions presents
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The Little Buff Boys Competition.
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[rock music playing]
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-♪ Little buff boys ♪ -♪ Buff boys ♪
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-♪ Little buff boys ♪ -♪ Buff boys ♪
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♪ Squishing and scrunching ♪
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♪ Squishing and crunching With their buff little bodies ♪
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♪ Buff little bodies ♪
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♪ Handsome boys, bodies of men ♪
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♪ Little buff boys today! ♪
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[scattered applause]
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[techno music playing]
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[grunts]
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Whoa!
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There they are, George X employees. What a crop! That's a big crop.
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They've been working on these little bodies all year long,
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so we can bring you The Little Buff Boys Competition 2021.
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All right, let's get the boss up here. Stop the music.
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Yeah, let's get the boss up here. Mr. Calvin Trempane. Where's Cal?
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-Where are you, Calvin? -No, I don't want to.
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Okay, he's being shy. Everybody clap, so he's gotta come up.
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[audience clapping]
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See, they're clapping. You got to come. Gotta come up. Hurry up. Come on.
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[laughing] Everybody loves it when the boss comes up.
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It's fun. Everybody loves it.
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-How you doing, Cal? -I'm doing good.
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I'm just a little confused as to what this is.
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Well, you're gonna be helping me out today 'cause you're gonna be
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The Little Buff Boys one and only body judge.
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-No, I don't want to that. -It's okay. It's not a problem.
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All right, boys, show 'em what you got!
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-[techno music playing] -What a crop! That's the crop!
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Look at this guy's horse chest. Look at that!
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Look at this little brick shithouse. Looking at the old meathead.
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You're dumb as bricks, ain't you? Whoo!
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Okay. Stop the music. Hard!
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I want you to cut it out hard!
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[music stops]
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Okay, wow. It's time to pick. And my friend, I do not envy you at all.
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-Who's your number one pick, huh? -I… I don't know.
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What about three? You like the way his muscles popped out?
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-It's not his muscles, though. -Sure. We goose them a little bit.
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You expect us to believe that's their real bodies?
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What are you doing? They're goosed. Okay?
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They're in goose suits, you happy?
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-What's a goose suit? -Oh, my God.
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Goose suit, it's an old circus term.
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That's why we say goose suit. Okay? That's why we say it.
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-Yeah, but why-- -Because it's an old circus term.
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-So where are we? What are we thinking? -I'm thinking this is--
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Who's the best little body?
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-I think that-- -Who's the carve of beef, hmm?
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-I'm thinking this doesn't-- -Who's your carved ham up here?
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What are we thinking?
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I'm thinking this is not a regular Tuesday.
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[all chuckling]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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No? [clears throat]
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-All right, stop the music. -[music stops]
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Look, you have to pick, all right?
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You're killing these kids.
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Is it going to be Little Goliath?
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-Is it going to be Troll Boy? -Troll Boy.
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No, no. Not Troll Boy. It's not going to be Troll Boy.
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You get that right, Troll Boy? You get why it can't be you? Yeah, okay.
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It can't be him. This can't be Troll Boy.
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♪ Pretty please with sugar on top Baby, give me that love you've got ♪
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♪ Keep it comin', girl ♪
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[tour guide] Welcome to the Larboard Oaks Mansion Ghost Tour.
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Built in 1887,
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five generations of Farsleys have inhabited this mansion,
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and an unusual number of them have met their deaths
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under suspicious circumstances.
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Bad for them, good for me. Otherwise, there wouldn't be a ghost tour.
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[all laughing]
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There are over 20 suspicious deaths.
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So during the tour, stay close by. Don't want to make it 21 tonight.
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[all laughing]
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It's just after 10:00 p.m. This is the adult tour,
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which means you can drink if you want and we can say whatever the hell we want.
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-[all laughing] -Jizz.
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-Sorry? -Jizz. Like cum shot.
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You can say that. You said we can say whatever the hell we want.
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-Sure. -Or horse cock.
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Yeah, I guess.
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-There are no rules about swearing. -Awesome.
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Let's keep the comments and questions related to the ghost tour, okay?
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-Now, if you'll follow me. -[man] Yeah, come on.
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Now, unfortunately for the wait staff,
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our two most oft-sighted ghosts reside here in the dining room,
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or as we like to call it here, The Dying Room.
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[all laughing]
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Any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fucking wall
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and say, "Fuck, there's a horse cock in my room or a donkey dick"?
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-Not to my knowledge. -Got it.
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These are the exact dishes that were set out
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for Eliza and Henry Farsley the night they met their untimely demise.
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I guess Henry should've swiped left.
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Any of these fuckers ever fucking fall out of the ceiling
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and just have a big messy shit?
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-I don't have an answer for you-- -Or have a dingleberry.
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[woman] I have a question.
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When people see Eliza and Henry, what are they wearing?
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[tour guide] Okay, that's a great question.
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We find apparitions are most commonly wearing the clothes they died in.
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Oh, yeah, do they ever just fuckin' run around nude
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and you see one of their big old fuckin' hairy nuts?
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Can I talk to you for a second? Excuse me.
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Yeah, come with me.
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Look, I'm glad you're having fun.
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-It's interesting, the ghosts. -But you're ruining the tour.
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It's the adult tour. It's not for kids.
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I work really hard at what I do, and you're totally insulting it.
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I just asked if they were ever falling out of--
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Grow the hell up! Stop trying to be funny. This is my worst day on this job.
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If you wanna stay on this tour, shut the hell up. You got it?
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-Yes. -Good.
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Exactly to the day, three years later, just as she predicted it.
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And the only witness?
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The exact same Charles Croft who had seen her mother's fall.
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Does anybody have any questions?
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[sighs]
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Not trying to be funny,
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not trying to get a laugh.
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I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job…
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But… do any of these…
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fuckers…
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ever blast out of the wall…
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and have, like, a huge cum shot?
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No, they don't.
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Okay.
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-Cool. -I just asked you not to do this.
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You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.
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-Can we or can we not swear? -Yes. I'm not changing any rules.
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Big fat load of cum, then.
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I'm just asking you to use a little more judgment when you talk.
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I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed.
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You're saying we're allowed to swear.
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I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.
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Do you see where I'm, like…
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[grunting]
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Look, I've had enough, okay? You're done.
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-I just-- -You're done.
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Look, we're sick of listening to your crap.
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-Okay. -Now get out.
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-[people cheering] -[tour guide] Thank you.
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Thank you.
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-Hi, Mom. -Make any friends?
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Not really.
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[hymn playing]
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♪ Out of my bondage ♪
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♪ Sorrow and night ♪
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♪ Jesus, I come ♪
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♪ Jesus, I come ♪
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♪ Into Thy freedom ♪
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♪ Gladness and light ♪
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♪ Jesus, I come to Thee ♪
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♪ Jesus, I come ♪
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♪ To Thee ♪
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