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Season 2, Episode 19 — My Kingdom

'One thing that never changes is the idea that the surgeons are all cool

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'One thing that never changes is the idea that the surgeons are all cool

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and the medical residents are all geeks.'

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and the medical residents are all geeks.'

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Oh, Rudy, can you lose the grapefruit goggles?

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Oh, Rudy, can you lose the grapefruit goggles?

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-But it squirts in my eyes. -It's a risk you take with the fruit.

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-But it squirts in my eyes. -It's a risk you take with the fruit.

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-But it squirts in my eyes. -It's a risk you take with the fruit.

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Guys, come on, what say we dial down the whole power nerd thing a bit?

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Guys, come on, what say we dial down the whole power nerd thing a bit?

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-JD, are you starting your surgical elective tomorrow?

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-JD, are you starting your surgical elective tomorrow?

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-Oh, is that tomorrow? Whatever. I don't really give a crap.

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-Oh, is that tomorrow? Whatever. I don't really give a crap.

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Take a picture! Take a piicharrr!

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You better smile this time.

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You better smile this time.

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-You guys look so cute!

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-You guys look so cute!

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-Hey, Carla, do you think you could cut these for me?

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-Hey, Carla, do you think you could cut these for me?

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I been workin' out so much they're chokin' my python.

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I been workin' out so much they're chokin' my python.

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-I wouldn't do that.

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-I wouldn't do that.

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At the end of the week you gotta return these to... Jeannine.

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At the end of the week you gotta return these to... Jeannine.

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-Jeannine's built like a bear. She curled me once.

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-Jeannine's built like a bear. She curled me once.

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'Entering the hospital as a surgeon has a whole different feel to it.'

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'Entering the hospital as a surgeon has a whole different feel to it.'

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'Entering the hospital as a surgeon has a whole different feel to it.'

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-Dude.

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You OK?

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You OK?

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You're actin' weirder than that time we saw Pat Benatar at Starbucks.

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You're actin' weirder than that time we saw Pat Benatar at Starbucks.

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-How amazing was that morning!

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-How amazing was that morning!

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-Look, don't overdo it with these guys. Just be you.

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(Oh, man, you know how I do...!) 'Sup, fellas?

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I know I'm usually Medical, but I want you guys to know

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I know I'm usually Medical, but I want you guys to know

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I consider you all my pee-pees.

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'They know you mean peeps, just change the subject!'

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'They know you mean peeps, just change the subject!'

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Whoah, somebody's been working out. -What...?!

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Whoah, somebody's been working out. -What...?!

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(Help me.)

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-Dr Cox, I- -I hate you! You suck! -I HAVE been trying harder-

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-Dr Cox, I- -I hate you! You suck! -I HAVE been trying harder-

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-Barbie: talking to the computer. But nice self-esteem.

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-Barbie: talking to the computer. But nice self-esteem.

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-Hey, cowboy.

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How about backin' off the lady and we'll all agree you're REAL scary?

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How about backin' off the lady and we'll all agree you're REAL scary?

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How about backin' off the lady and we'll all agree you're REAL scary?

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-Flowers, I know your pink scrubs are balled up by Barbie's bed

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-Flowers, I know your pink scrubs are balled up by Barbie's bed

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three nights a week - and congrats on that(!) -

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three nights a week - and congrats on that(!) -

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but if you're gonna have a showdown with everyone who hassles her,

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but if you're gonna have a showdown with everyone who hassles her,

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then, gosh, you'll have no time for the sweet Aryan sex you love SO much.

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then, gosh, you'll have no time for the sweet Aryan sex you love SO much.

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Hit the bricks, tow-heads.

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Hit the bricks, tow-heads.

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Why have we never fixed or replaced this monstrosity?

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Why have we never fixed or replaced this monstrosity?

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-You know the deal - if it barely works it's not gonna get replaced.

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-You know the deal - if it barely works it's not gonna get replaced.

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-That'll be why your ass is still on the payroll. OH, SOMEBODY STOP ME!

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-That'll be why your ass is still on the payroll. OH, SOMEBODY STOP ME!

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-That'll be why your ass is still on the payroll. OH, SOMEBODY STOP ME!

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-Morning, sport. -Morning, cap'n.

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-Morning, sport. -Morning, cap'n.

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So am I the first guy they've done this to? -Nah, man!

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So am I the first guy they've done this to? -Nah, man!

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They did it to Frank Fratchman. -Who's he? -OK, you're the first one.

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They did it to Frank Fratchman. -Who's he? -OK, you're the first one.

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-Help me. (TEARING SOUND)

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-Help me. (TEARING SOUND)

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-Alright, don't sweat it, OK? Stay on your toes.

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-Alright, don't sweat it, OK? Stay on your toes.

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-Sorry, girls. Dropped my computer.

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-Sorry, girls. Dropped my computer.

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-Remember when Surgical Residence sends in security, they attack.

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-Remember when Surgical Residence sends in security, they attack.

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-I'll watch out for that. -Dude, your face.

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-I'll watch out for that. -Dude, your face.

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-Aw, man...! -Yeah, let's lose the tail, too.

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-Aw, man...! -Yeah, let's lose the tail, too.

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-Hah, how'd they get that on there?!

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-Hah, how'd they get that on there?!

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-Buddy, I got your back.

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Lay low for a while. -No problem!

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Lay low for a while. -No problem!

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Alright, people, how long till we get this thing started?

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Alright, people, how long till we get this thing started?

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-Probably not for a few minutes.

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-Shall I file Bel Biv Devoe under B for Bel Biv or D for Devoe.

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-Shall I file Bel Biv Devoe under B for Bel Biv or D for Devoe.

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-Shall I file Bel Biv Devoe under B for Bel Biv or D for Devoe.

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-Why d'you let Dr Cox push you around?

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-Do you know you're always telling me what to do. In a good way. -Uh-uh.

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-Do you know you're always telling me what to do. In a good way. -Uh-uh.

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-Do you know you're always telling me what to do. In a good way. -Uh-uh.

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-Then how come I'm growing my bangs out AND wearing a thong?

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-Then how come I'm growing my bangs out AND wearing a thong?

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-Because you look better without the bangs and the thong...

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-Because you look better without the bangs and the thong...

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well, that's not me, that's the LAW, missy!

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-Yeah, not now. I don't like kissing when I'm alphabetizing. -OK...

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-Yeah, not now. I don't like kissing when I'm alphabetizing. -OK...

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But I'm not folding my clothes before we do it tonight.

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But I'm not folding my clothes before we do it tonight.

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-Yes, you are.

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-Yes, you are.

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-Hayley, I just wanna say the last few weeks have been really amazing.

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-Hayley, I just wanna say the last few weeks have been really amazing.

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-Thanks.

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I love U2!

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I love U2!

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-What did you just say? -I said I love U2. -Wow.

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-What did you just say? -I said I love U2. -Wow.

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-Dr Kelso, I was able to locate the discharge form...

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-Dr Kelso, I was able to locate the discharge form...

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-A beauty, isn't she, Ted?

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My pride and joy!

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My pride and joy!

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I just had her varnished, so don't touch.

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I just had her varnished, so don't touch.

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Hand it over.

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Hand it over.

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Ted, you're a simpleton!

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Ted, you're a simpleton!

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-Funny, cos I thought I was rubber and you're glue. -Idiot! -Boing-fwip!

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-Funny, cos I thought I was rubber and you're glue. -Idiot! -Boing-fwip!

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-Principal Bob, ya called?

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-Principal Bob, ya called?

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-Can you explain this? -It appears to be a wiring problem.

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-Can you explain this? -It appears to be a wiring problem.

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Either way, second floor desperately needs a new computer.

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-Jackass! -Boing-fwip! -I was talking about him, you buffoon!

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-Jackass! -Boing-fwip! -I was talking about him, you buffoon!

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(Boing-fwip.)

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(Boing-fwip.)

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-Removing the old heart... -Alright, JD, get in there.

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-Removing the old heart... -Alright, JD, get in there.

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'Turk's always lookin' out for me.'

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'Turk's always lookin' out for me.'

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-Told you I'd hook you up.

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'Oh, my god...!'

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'Oh, my god...!'

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'My first day in surgery and I'm actually holding a human heart.'

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'My first day in surgery and I'm actually holding a human heart.'

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(SPLAT!)

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(SPLAT!)

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We... We were done with that one, right, guys?

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(POWER TOOL WHIRS)

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What you got there?

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What you got there?

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-New circular saw. Just bought it. Four horse power, 3500rpm...

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-New circular saw. Just bought it. Four horse power, 3500rpm...

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titanium finger guard. -Why'd you need a saw in a hospital?

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titanium finger guard. -Why'd you need a saw in a hospital?

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-Why would an old hen need a banjo? -Why DOES an old hen need a banjo?

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-Why would an old hen need a banjo? -Why DOES an old hen need a banjo?

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-Why, if I didn't have stuff to cut? -That'd be crazy. -Exactly!

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-Why, if I didn't have stuff to cut? -That'd be crazy. -Exactly!

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Need some help with that?

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-No, thank you, I'm fine.

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-Dammit.

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-Dammit.

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That'd be crazy...!

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That'd be crazy...!

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I was talking about U2, the BAND!

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He probably thinks I was saying it the way you'd say you loved... eggs.

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He probably thinks I was saying it the way you'd say you loved... eggs.

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He probably thinks I was saying it the way you'd say you loved... eggs.

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-We have a telegram from Nurse Paul Flowers. (SNIGGERING)

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-That name is funny.

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This is my band- -God, Ted, everyone knows. TV themes.

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This is my band- -God, Ted, everyone knows. TV themes.

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-That's OLD news, doll face.

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-That's OLD news, doll face.

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We do commercial jingles now.

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# Ooooh aahhhh

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# Ooooh aahhhh

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# The best part of wakin' up

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# The best part of wakin' up

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# Is Elliot in your cup! -In your cup!

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# Is Elliot in your cup! -In your cup!

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-That's it?

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-That's it?

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# By Mennen!

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# By Mennen!

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'It felt weird not going to my normal table.'

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'Especially on Palm Pilot synchronisation day.'

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'Especially on Palm Pilot synchronisation day.'

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And... now!

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And... now!

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'But I was in surgery now.'

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'Even though Turk was tryin' to help I felt like such an outsider.'

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'Even though Turk was tryin' to help I felt like such an outsider.'

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-My girlfriend's dragging me to the ballet tonight.

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-Oh, your girlfriend? Or your boyfriend?

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-Oh, your girlfriend? Or your boyfriend?

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HAHA! Whassup!

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-Turk did ballet.

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-Turk did ballet.

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-I just used it to help... with my agility for... sports, that's all.

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-I just used it to help... with my agility for... sports, that's all.

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I never wore the clothes or anything like that.

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I never wore the clothes or anything like that.

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-Actually...

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-Actually...

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-Close the door! Close the door!

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-I get you!

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-I get you!

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Who wants some more? Yeah? OK!

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Who wants some more? Yeah? OK!

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-I have...

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no words...

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no words...

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-How about handsome? Or glorious?

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-And this abomination is why we can't afford a new computer?

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-And this abomination is why we can't afford a new computer?

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-Well, that and a little medical boondoggle I have to go to in Cleveland.

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-Well, that and a little medical boondoggle I have to go to in Cleveland.

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And by medical boondoggle I mean golf weekend.

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And by medical boondoggle I mean golf weekend.

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And by Cleveland I mean Hawaii.

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-Do you have any idea what people around here think of you?

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-Do you have any idea what people around here think of you?

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-I go to bed some nights wondering.

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And you know what happens to me, Perry? I fall asleep. Like a LOG!

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And you know what happens to me, Perry? I fall asleep. Like a LOG!

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And you know what happens to me, Perry? I fall asleep. Like a LOG!

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Anyway, I have to go catch my bus to the airport.

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Anyway, I have to go catch my bus to the airport.

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And by bus I mean helicopter.

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-I'll be right back.

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-I'll be right back.

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Mr Dunaway somehow managed to wet both his AND Mr Spillers bed.

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Mr Dunaway somehow managed to wet both his AND Mr Spillers bed.

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You're slouching.

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You're slouching.

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-You never explained that U2 thing, did you?

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-You never explained that U2 thing, did you?

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-I been thinking about it. And maybe it wasn't such a bad thing.

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-I been thinking about it. And maybe it wasn't such a bad thing.

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Things have been going well. Maybe it was fate.

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Things have been going well. Maybe it was fate.

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I could've looked at another CD - said I love Bel Biv Devoe.

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I could've looked at another CD - said I love Bel Biv Devoe.

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Which I do. And I'm not ashamed of it.

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# That girl is poison

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# That girl is poison

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-Elliot, look, if you guys are gonna get to this point it'll just happen.

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-Elliot, look, if you guys are gonna get to this point it'll just happen.

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-"I love U2"...! Dammit!

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-"I love U2"...! Dammit!

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Why do I say every little thing that comes into my head?!

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Why do I say every little thing that comes into my head?!

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Must you stand so close to me after a hummous break?! See!

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Must you stand so close to me after a hummous break?! See!

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I'm gonna tell him.

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I'm gonna tell him.

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-Love you.

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-Love you more!

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Hey, brush your teeth, then judge me!

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Hey, brush your teeth, then judge me!

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(Haaahh... Ugh!)

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'I gotta say it was nice -to feel accepted.'

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'I gotta say it was nice -to feel accepted.'

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Hey, dawg, remind me to bring you that CD, playa.

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Hey, dawg, remind me to bring you that CD, playa.

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You in the weight room later? I got you tickets. -To what?

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You in the weight room later? I got you tickets. -To what?

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'Sometimes you can't help -but get caught up in the moment.'

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'Sometimes you can't help -but get caught up in the moment.'

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'And when that happens, you never know what you're gonna do...

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'And when that happens, you never know what you're gonna do...

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-What's THAT all about?

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-Oh. I'm afraid Dr Kelso has passed away.

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-Oh. I'm afraid Dr Kelso has passed away.

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'..or what you'll say...'

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'..or what you'll say...'

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-I can't wait for my parents to meet you. -Me neither.

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-I can't wait for my parents to meet you. -Me neither.

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'But if things are goin' well, -just ride the waves.'

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'But if things are goin' well, -just ride the waves.'

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Hey, T Dog. Who we slicin' and dicin' today?

#295

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Hey, T Dog. Who we slicin' and dicin' today?

#296

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-Well, J Dog, I dunno who YOU'RE slicin' and dicin'.

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-Well, J Dog, I dunno who YOU'RE slicin' and dicin'.

#298

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I assigned you to another surgeon.

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I assigned you to another surgeon.

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'What?! Why?'

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# You deserve Ted's band today

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# You deserve Ted's band today

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# So get up and get away- -Ted!

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# So get up and get away- -Ted!

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You guys suck.

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You guys suck.

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-Boing-fwip!

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'So what if Turk switched me -to another surgeon.'

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'So what if Turk switched me -to another surgeon.'

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'I can't worry about it. I'm here to learn.'

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-JD, are you paying attention?! -Sorry is it time to excise the tumour?

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-JD, are you paying attention?! -Sorry is it time to excise the tumour?

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-JD, are you paying attention?! -Sorry is it time to excise the tumour?

#314

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-No, it's time to realise we're operating on a naked chick.

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-No, it's time to realise we're operating on a naked chick.

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We will high-five later!

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'Then I realised why Turk was -so pissed.'

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'Then I realised why Turk was -so pissed.'

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'He was the geek now.'

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-You're gonna get in so much trouble. -It's a joke.

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-You're gonna get in so much trouble. -It's a joke.

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No one's gonna believe Kelso actually DIED(!)

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-Yeahhhahahaha!

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-I dunno if we should be alone tonight.

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-Hahahahahaha...

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-He's wit' Jesus now.

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-He's wit' Jesus now.

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Tough break, Big Guy.

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Tough break, Big Guy.

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-Wow.

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-Hahaha.

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-Turk! Wait, man! Look, I can totally get you back in with the Surgery boys

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-Turk! Wait, man! Look, I can totally get you back in with the Surgery boys

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-Oh, can you? Really totally?

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-Oh, can you? Really totally?

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-Yeah, man, I'll just talk to them -

#337

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Shmitty, Schultzy, Trigger, Fig-sack, Small Pete, Little Pete, Tiny Pete,

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Shmitty, Schultzy, Trigger, Fig-sack, Small Pete, Little Pete, Tiny Pete,

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The Jackal, Aardvark and Steve. -Who the hell are you talkin' about?

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The Jackal, Aardvark and Steve. -Who the hell are you talkin' about?

#341

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-Oh, yeah, we all went out last night

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-Oh, yeah, we all went out last night

#343

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and I sorta made up new nicknames for the fellas. You're Slappy-bag.

#344

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and I sorta made up new nicknames for the fellas. You're Slappy-bag.

#345

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-You've lost it. -Come on...!

#346

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-You've lost it. -Come on...!

#347

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Slappy-bag. -Don't call me Slappy-bag!

#348

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(WHIRRING OF POWER SAW)

#349

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(WHIRRING OF POWER SAW)

#350

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Told ya you had nothing to saw. -Oh, really?

#351

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Told ya you had nothing to saw. -Oh, really?

#352

⇓

-Ow, man...!

#353

⇓

Give it back!

#354

⇓

Give it back!

#355

⇓

-Alright.

#356

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Just tell me why you're hitting yourself.

#357

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Just tell me why you're hitting yourself.

#358

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Why you doin' that?

#359

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Why you doin' that?

#360

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You get the feelin' we're thinkin' the same thing? -No!

#361

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You get the feelin' we're thinkin' the same thing? -No!

#362

⇓

-Hey, slow down on that brie. You know what cheese does.

#363

⇓

-Hey, slow down on that brie. You know what cheese does.

#364

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-Yet another good tip.

#365

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-Yet another good tip.

#366

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-You know, I've been thinking a LOT about us lately. -Me, too.

#367

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-You know, I've been thinking a LOT about us lately. -Me, too.

#368

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-God, you drive me crazy! -Oh, you drive ME crazy.

#369

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-God, you drive me crazy! -Oh, you drive ME crazy.

#370

⇓

-Sometimes I lay awake thinking how lucky I am to have you in my life.

#371

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-Sometimes I lay awake thinking how lucky I am to have you in my life.

#372

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-Sometimes you're so controlling, I want to strangle you.

#373

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-Sometimes you're so controlling, I want to strangle you.

#374

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(THUMP!) Oh, ow! My nails!

#375

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(THUMP!) Oh, ow! My nails!

#376

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-Elliot, are you trying to break up with me?

#377

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(LOUD BURP!)

#378

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(LOUD BURP!)

#379

⇓

-Sorry, um,... cheese.

#380

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-Yo, coming through. -Holy cow!

#381

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You guys clean out a guy's office the second he goes deady-bye?

#382

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You guys clean out a guy's office the second he goes deady-bye?

#383

⇓

-We can come back later. -No, no.

#384

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The sooner the memories are removed the sooner we can get on with our lives.

#385

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The sooner the memories are removed the sooner we can get on with our lives.

#386

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The sooner the memories are removed the sooner we can get on with our lives.

#387

⇓

-No way this desk is fitting through that door! -I got it.

#388

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-No way this desk is fitting through that door! -I got it.

#389

⇓

-Who are you? -Just a man... with a saw.

#390

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-Who are you? -Just a man... with a saw.

#391

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-Nnnrrg... Ten!

#392

⇓

-Nnnrrg... Ten!

#393

⇓

Careful with that. -I think I can manage.

#394

⇓

Careful with that. -I think I can manage.

#395

⇓

-Great set(!) Hey, you got a stringy thing hanging from your sleeve.

#396

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-Great set(!) Hey, you got a stringy thing hanging from your sleeve.

#397

⇓

Oh, sorry, that's your ARM!

#398

⇓

-Look, I'm sorry, I told all the surgeons about your ballet.

#399

⇓

-Look, I'm sorry, I told all the surgeons about your ballet.

#400

⇓

-I don't give a crap what these clowns think, man.

#401

⇓

-I don't give a crap what these clowns think, man.

#402

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Todd camped out in a full-on wizard outfit to see a Harry Potter movie.

#403

⇓

Todd camped out in a full-on wizard outfit to see a Harry Potter movie.

#404

⇓

-Dude, you swore. We even high-fived on it!

#405

⇓

-Todd, we high-five on everything.

#406

⇓

-Todd, we high-five on everything.

#407

⇓

-That's such a lame excuse. I'm totally pissed! High five!

#408

⇓

-That's such a lame excuse. I'm totally pissed! High five!

#409

⇓

-You're so desperate for the approval of all these stupid surgeons

#410

⇓

-You're so desperate for the approval of all these stupid surgeons

#411

⇓

that you sold me down the river.

#412

⇓

that you sold me down the river.

#413

⇓

-Oh, yeah?!

#414

⇓

And not all surgeons are stupid, OK? Think-sack, here, went to Dartmouth!

#415

⇓

And not all surgeons are stupid, OK? Think-sack, here, went to Dartmouth!

#416

⇓

Wait, you're Aardvark. -Mm-mm.

#417

⇓

Wait, you're Aardvark. -Mm-mm.

#418

⇓

-Smitty?

#419

⇓

-Hey, Bob-cat, welcome back.

#420

⇓

Look, this whole thing was a joke that got a little outta hand.

#421

⇓

Look, this whole thing was a joke that got a little outta hand.

#422

⇓

Look, this whole thing was a joke that got a little outta hand.

#423

⇓

In the meantime, this blank cheque outta cover the damage. -A joke?

#424

⇓

In the meantime, this blank cheque outta cover the damage. -A joke?

#425

⇓

You think it's FUNNY they already gave away my parking spot?

#426

⇓

You think it's FUNNY they already gave away my parking spot?

#427

⇓

Funny that one of the surgeons paid his dwarf cousin Lance $200

#428

⇓

Funny that one of the surgeons paid his dwarf cousin Lance $200

#429

⇓

to show up at Rounds and sing Ding Dong Kelso's Dead?!

#430

⇓

to show up at Rounds and sing Ding Dong Kelso's Dead?!

#431

⇓

-And there it is.

#432

⇓

-And there it is.

#433

⇓

-There what is?

#434

⇓

-This whole "I don't care what people think about me" act.

#435

⇓

-This whole "I don't care what people think about me" act.

#436

⇓

It's pretty convincing.

#437

⇓

It's pretty convincing.

#438

⇓

But methinks there's a sad little cartoon boy inside the hairy beast.

#439

⇓

But methinks there's a sad little cartoon boy inside the hairy beast.

#440

⇓

Sad because he realises the only thing people think of him

#441

⇓

Sad because he realises the only thing people think of him

#442

⇓

is what an evil sonofabitch he really is.

#443

⇓

is what an evil sonofabitch he really is.

#444

⇓

See you later, Bobigator.

#445

⇓

-Hey!

#446

⇓

If this cheque bounces, I'm comin' for you.

#447

⇓

If this cheque bounces, I'm comin' for you.

#448

⇓

How you doin', Ted?

#449

⇓

How you doin', Ted?

#450

⇓

(THUMP!)

#451

⇓

-OK, here's what you do.

#452

⇓

First you say, that even though our relationship is ending,

#453

⇓

First you say, that even though our relationship is ending,

#454

⇓

you don't have any regrets.

#455

⇓

you don't have any regrets.

#456

⇓

-Oh, my god. Are you telling me how to break up with you?!

#457

⇓

-Oh, my god. Are you telling me how to break up with you?!

#458

⇓

-You're right. Go ahead.

#459

⇓

-If you could just start me off, that'd be super.

#460

⇓

-If you could just start me off, that'd be super.

#461

⇓

-Just tell me we had a lotta fun together. -We did.

#462

⇓

-Just tell me we had a lotta fun together. -We did.

#463

⇓

-How mostly you were REALLY happy. -I was.

#464

⇓

-How mostly you were REALLY happy. -I was.

#465

⇓

-That you wished you were mature enough to talk to me

#466

⇓

-That you wished you were mature enough to talk to me

#467

⇓

about what was bothering you.

#468

⇓

Because even though I can be controlling,

#469

⇓

Because even though I can be controlling,

#470

⇓

I really would have worked on it for someone as special as you.

#471

⇓

I really would have worked on it for someone as special as you.

#472

⇓

-It's funny... when I said "I love you" it was an accident,

#473

⇓

-It's funny... when I said "I love you" it was an accident,

#474

⇓

and I never really loved you at all. -That is an absolute riot.

#475

⇓

and I never really loved you at all. -That is an absolute riot.

#476

⇓

and I never really loved you at all. -That is an absolute riot.

#477

⇓

-But I wonder how things would've gone if it never happened. -Me, too.

#478

⇓

-But I wonder how things would've gone if it never happened. -Me, too.

#479

⇓

-Hi. Can I buy you a drink?

#480

⇓

-No, I'm good. Thank you.

#481

⇓

-No, I'm good. Thank you.

#482

⇓

-You see that? That right there? That has NEVER happened to me.

#483

⇓

-You see that? That right there? That has NEVER happened to me.

#484

⇓

-You see that? That right there? That has NEVER happened to me.

#485

⇓

A hot girl has NEVER asked to buy me a drink.

#486

⇓

A hot girl has NEVER asked to buy me a drink.

#487

⇓

Apple-tini, please. Easy on the tini. -No problem, lady.

#488

⇓

-Man...! Every since college, you always made everything seem so easy.

#489

⇓

-Man...! Every since college, you always made everything seem so easy.

#490

⇓

-Man...! Every since college, you always made everything seem so easy.

#491

⇓

No matter where are, you always fit in.

#492

⇓

I guess I thought with the Surgery elective

#493

⇓

I guess I thought with the Surgery elective

#494

⇓

it might be nice not to feel like a total dork just for once.

#495

⇓

it might be nice not to feel like a total dork just for once.

#496

⇓

-JD, look at me - you are a dork. -Not ALL the time.

#497

⇓

-JD, look at me - you are a dork. -Not ALL the time.

#498

⇓

-Every second since the moment I met you.

#499

⇓

-Hey, I'm JD! I'm so stoked to be your room-mate.

#500

⇓

-Hey, I'm JD! I'm so stoked to be your room-mate.

#501

⇓

Right on.

#502

⇓

Right on.

#503

⇓

What are you talking about? I thought you said hoops were cool.

#504

⇓

What are you talking about? I thought you said hoops were cool.

#505

⇓

Hey, baby. Cham-pag-nee?

#506

⇓

Med school chicks love ventriloquists.

#507

⇓

Med school chicks love ventriloquists.

#508

⇓

He's right, they do.

#509

⇓

He's right, they do.

#510

⇓

Tannedest intern, baby. And it comes in a bottle!

#511

⇓

Tannedest intern, baby. And it comes in a bottle!

#512

⇓

Apple-tini, please. Easy on the tini.

#513

⇓

-See, JD, the thing I liked about you was that you were YOURSELF.

#514

⇓

-See, JD, the thing I liked about you was that you were YOURSELF.

#515

⇓

-See, JD, the thing I liked about you was that you were YOURSELF.

#516

⇓

Never cared what people thought. -That's why you hung out with me? -No. You had a car.

#517

⇓

Never cared what people thought. -That's why you hung out with me? -No. You had a car.

#518

⇓

Still do. -Come on, playa...!

#519

⇓

Still do. -Come on, playa...!

#520

⇓

You know I'm way more stud than dud.

#521

⇓

(SLURPS)

#522

⇓

Wow, you can really taste the apples.

#523

⇓

Wow, you can really taste the apples.

#524

⇓

'I think everyone would like to believe it's possible to become someone different.'

#525

⇓

'I think everyone would like to believe it's possible to become someone different.'

#526

⇓

'To change the way people see us.'

#527

⇓

'To change the way people see us.'

#528

⇓

-I told you he'd buckle! How's the new computer?

#529

⇓

-Wouldn't know. This one's from, like, 1970.

#530

⇓

-Wouldn't know. This one's from, like, 1970.

#531

⇓

-What'd he do with the new one?

#532

⇓

-What'd he do with the new one?

#533

⇓

'But sometimes change -doesn't last for long...

#534

⇓

'But sometimes change -doesn't last for long...

#535

⇓

Darling, you're so pretty I may not even USE you!

#536

⇓

Darling, you're so pretty I may not even USE you!

#537

⇓

'..and other times just makes you miss what you had.'

#538

⇓

'A little.'

#539

⇓

'A little.'

#540

⇓

'As for me, I'm happy just knowing who I am.'

#541

⇓

'As for me, I'm happy just knowing who I am.'

#542

⇓

-JD, do you have any nasal spray?

#543

⇓

-JD, do you have any nasal spray?

#544

⇓

-No problem, Dougster.

#545

⇓

'For I am John Dorian, King of the Nerds!'

#546

⇓

'For I am John Dorian, King of the Nerds!'

#547

⇓

-Hey, JD. You OK?

#548

⇓

-Hey, JD. You OK?

#549

⇓

-I'm fine.

#550

⇓

Don't bogart my nasal spray.

#551

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#552

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-Edited by Access Innovation Media www.ai-media.tv

#553

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