Scrubs

-I can't believe you're bitching

#1

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cos I asked you to look after him for an hour three days a week!

#2

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cos I asked you to look after him for an hour three days a week!

#3

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I need a massage!

#4

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I need a massage!

#5

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-Is that hump above your butt sore where your tail used to be?

#6

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-Is that hump above your butt sore where your tail used to be?

#7

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-When Gustavo offers something great that'll last an hour,

#8

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-When Gustavo offers something great that'll last an hour,

#9

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he isn't in the shower five minutes later thinking he made me see God!

#10

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he isn't in the shower five minutes later thinking he made me see God!

#11

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-So not Gustav! Busy doctor!

#12

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'Dr Cox would help more -if he knew it was his baby.'

#13

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'Dr Cox would help more -if he knew it was his baby.'

#14

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-Stephanie, step up to the plate and tell the guy?

#15

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-Stephanie, step up to the plate and tell the guy?

#16

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I'm only three weeks old and already I've got more stones than you do.

#17

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I'm only three weeks old and already I've got more stones than you do.

#18

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I'm only three weeks old and already I've got more stones than you do.

#19

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And one of mine hasn't dropped yet.

#20

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-It's not my place to tell! -Wah! Wah! Wah!

#21

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-It's not my place to tell! -Wah! Wah! Wah!

#22

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-It's not my place to tell! -Wah! Wah! Wah!

#23

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Newbie, I know your ovaries are tingling at the sight of this little fella, but you gotta snap out of it.

#24

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Newbie, I know your ovaries are tingling at the sight of this little fella, but you gotta snap out of it.

#25

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-I gotta get to that funeral. -You're off to see Tasty Coma Wife, aren't you?

#26

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-I gotta get to that funeral. -You're off to see Tasty Coma Wife, aren't you?

#27

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-I gotta get to that funeral. -You're off to see Tasty Coma Wife, aren't you?

#28

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Her husband was in a coma so long she forgot what an attractive male looked like. Enter Errol Flynn,

#29

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Her husband was in a coma so long she forgot what an attractive male looked like. Enter Errol Flynn,

#30

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Her husband was in a coma so long she forgot what an attractive male looked like. Enter Errol Flynn,

#31

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whose conscience will not allow him

#32

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to either swash or buckle her.

#33

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to either swash or buckle her.

#34

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But since hubbie is now worm food, I'm guessing all bets are off?

#35

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But since hubbie is now worm food, I'm guessing all bets are off?

#36

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If you have trouble getting the baby to sleep, tell him that story. Yeah.

#37

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If you have trouble getting the baby to sleep, tell him that story. Yeah.

#38

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-Well, I'm gonna get going.

#39

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-Well, I'm gonna get going.

#40

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'No-one else will bust my chops about the funeral, because here you get wrapped up in your own world.'

#41

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'No-one else will bust my chops about the funeral, because here you get wrapped up in your own world.'

#42

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'Whether planning your day...' -Do I take a dookie before or after I lift weights?

#43

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'Whether planning your day...' -Do I take a dookie before or after I lift weights?

#44

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'Whether planning your day...' -Do I take a dookie before or after I lift weights?

#45

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After.

#46

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'..or trying to live out -your deepest fantasies.'

#47

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'..or trying to live out -your deepest fantasies.'

#48

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-Dammit, don't you die on me!

#49

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-Dammit, don't you die on me!

#50

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Clear!

#51

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'Maybe you're breaking in -your new Italian shoes.'

#52

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'Maybe you're breaking in -your new Italian shoes.'

#53

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-Sir, those shoes look a little small for you. -What do you know about appearances, Ted?

#54

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-Sir, those shoes look a little small for you. -What do you know about appearances, Ted?

#55

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Have you looked in the mirror?

#56

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Have you looked in the mirror?

#57

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-Not lately.

#58

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But when I do, it's reflection perfection.

#59

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But when I do, it's reflection perfection.

#60

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'Everyone finds a way -to make it all about themselves.'

#61

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'Everyone finds a way -to make it all about themselves.'

#62

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-Gotta fix my own copy machine cos the maintenance man's too busy!

#63

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-Gotta fix my own copy machine cos the maintenance man's too busy!

#64

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-He's fixing the heat in paediatrics.

#65

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-Whatever.

#66

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'As for me, no matter -what Dr Cox thinks, I wasn't going to that funeral to hit on Jamie.'

#67

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'As for me, no matter -what Dr Cox thinks, I wasn't going to that funeral to hit on Jamie.'

#68

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'As for me, no matter -what Dr Cox thinks, I wasn't going to that funeral to hit on Jamie.'

#69

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'I was going to pay my respects.'

#70

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'I was going to pay my respects.'

#71

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-JD, I'm so happy you came. -You look fantastic.

#72

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I don't mean, hey-dude-check-out-the hot-bitty-at-the-bar fantastic. I mean, sorry-for-your-loss fantastic.

#73

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I don't mean, hey-dude-check-out-the hot-bitty-at-the-bar fantastic. I mean, sorry-for-your-loss fantastic.

#74

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I don't mean, hey-dude-check-out-the hot-bitty-at-the-bar fantastic. I mean, sorry-for-your-loss fantastic.

#75

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-Wanna grab a drink? -Yeah. Let's get the hell outta here.

#76

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-Wanna grab a drink? -Yeah. Let's get the hell outta here.

#77

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-I was actually talking about him. -Oh, yeah, I know. So-So was I.

#78

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-I was actually talking about him. -Oh, yeah, I know. So-So was I.

#79

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-I was actually talking about him. -Oh, yeah, I know. So-So was I.

#80

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-No, you have to order. He's bussing those. -Somebody's a smoker.

#81

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-No, you have to order. He's bussing those. -Somebody's a smoker.

#82

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-Aw, look at my baby sleep. Isn't he an angel?

#83

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-Aw, look at my baby sleep. Isn't he an angel?

#84

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I wonder what's going on in that shiny head of is?

#85

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I wonder what's going on in that shiny head of is?

#86

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I wonder what's going on in that shiny head of is?

#87

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# I've been really tryin', baby

#88

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# I've been really tryin', baby

#89

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# Tryin' to hold back this feelin'

#90

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# Tryin' to hold back this feelin'

#91

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# For so long

#92

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# For so long

#93

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# And if you feel

#94

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# Like I feel, baby

#95

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# Like I feel, baby

#96

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# Come on

#97

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# Oh, come on Let's get it on

#98

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# Oh, come on Let's get it on

#99

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-This'll only hurt a little.

#100

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-This'll only hurt a little.

#101

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-O...K...

#102

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-O...K...

#103

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# Let's get it on

#104

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# Let's love, baby #

#105

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# Let's love, baby #

#106

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-Thanks for coming.

#107

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'Just get out -without doing any more damage.'

#108

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'Just get out -without doing any more damage.'

#109

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I had a blast.

#110

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I had a blast.

#111

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-Well, goodbye.

#112

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-See ya.

#113

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-See ya.

#114

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# Oh, gonna get it on

#115

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# Oh, gonna get it on

#116

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# I'm askin' you, baby

#117

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# I'm askin' you, baby

#118

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# I wanna get it on

#119

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# You don't have to worry that it's wrong #

#120

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# You don't have to worry that it's wrong #

#121

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-Ohhh!

#122

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-Ohhh!

#123

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-Ahhh!

#124

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-Nahhhh!

#125

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-Nahhhh!

#126

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-Aggghhh!

#127

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-Ahhh!

#128

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-Ohhh!

#129

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-Ohhh!

#130

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-Ahhhh! (FARTS) Oops!

#131

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-Ahhhh! (FARTS) Oops!

#132

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(ORGASMIC CRIES BEHIND THE DOOR)

#133

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(ORGASMIC CRIES BEHIND THE DOOR)

#134

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-Oh! Oh.

#135

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-Oh! Oh.

#136

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I'm sorry, everyone. I dropped something on my toe.

#137

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I'm sorry, everyone. I dropped something on my toe.

#138

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(HIGH-PITCHED) Ohhh!

#139

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Carry on.

#140

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(theme song)

#141

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(theme song)

#142

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'She's feeling awful. -Say something reassuring.'

#143

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'She's feeling awful. -Say something reassuring.'

#144

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You're going to hell.

#145

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You're going to hell.

#146

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-JD, we've been over this. I loved my husband, but he's been dead to me for two years.

#147

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-JD, we've been over this. I loved my husband, but he's been dead to me for two years.

#148

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I can't tell you how happy I am

#149

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I can't tell you how happy I am

#150

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to finally have some closure, and my first orgasm in, like, forever.

#151

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to finally have some closure, and my first orgasm in, like, forever.

#152

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-Jamie, there are a lot of ways to grieve,

#153

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-Jamie, there are a lot of ways to grieve,

#154

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but last time I checked, wheelbarrow style wasn't one of them.

#155

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but last time I checked, wheelbarrow style wasn't one of them.

#156

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-I'm OK, JD. I'm really seeing things clearly. -You're confused.

#157

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-I'm OK, JD. I'm really seeing things clearly. -You're confused.

#158

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-I'm happy. -You're sad. -I'm at peace. -At WAR!

#159

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-I'm happy. -You're sad. -I'm at peace. -At WAR!

#160

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-It's really cute that you're worried about me.

#161

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-It's really cute that you're worried about me.

#162

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When am I gonna see you again?

#163

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-I will see you at home in about an hour. Keep him warm.

#164

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-I will see you at home in about an hour. Keep him warm.

#165

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Support his head. Check his diaper every 15 minutes. No bouncing.

#166

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Support his head. Check his diaper every 15 minutes. No bouncing.

#167

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Support his head. Check his diaper every 15 minutes. No bouncing.

#168

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No loud noise. No TV. No poking the soft spot.

#169

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You're the only one I have to say this to - do not yell at, demean, insult, humiliate or mock the baby.

#170

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You're the only one I have to say this to - do not yell at, demean, insult, humiliate or mock the baby.

#171

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-What are you on about? (BABY CRIES) Wah! Have you named this thing yet?

#172

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-What are you on about? (BABY CRIES) Wah! Have you named this thing yet?

#173

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-What are you on about? (BABY CRIES) Wah! Have you named this thing yet?

#174

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-I may name him after my father. -Tax E Vader? -Quinn.

#175

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-Why not a heterosexual name, like Jack? -You're right, Perceval.

#176

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-Why not a heterosexual name, like Jack? -You're right, Perceval.

#177

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-Why not a heterosexual name, like Jack? -You're right, Perceval.

#178

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Quinn is a foofy name.

#179

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-Skip Jack and go with whatever makes you comfortable.

#180

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-Skip Jack and go with whatever makes you comfortable.

#181

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Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack. Jack!

#182

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Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack. Jack!

#183

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Nothin', huh?

#184

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Nothin', huh?

#185

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Oh!

#186

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Oh!

#187

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My God, this is so boring!

#188

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My God, this is so boring!

#189

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-Turk? -Yeah? -Between my list of family and friends and your list,

#190

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-Turk? -Yeah? -Between my list of family and friends and your list,

#191

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-Turk? -Yeah? -Between my list of family and friends and your list,

#192

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400 people are coming to this wedding. How can we cut this down?

#193

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400 people are coming to this wedding. How can we cut this down?

#194

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-Am I on your list or Turk's?

#195

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-Am I on your list or Turk's?

#196

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-Um...

#197

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..mine.

#198

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..mine.

#199

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-Let me see. -No. Gotta go.

#200

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-Isn't my prescription deodorant working?

#201

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-Isn't my prescription deodorant working?

#202

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-Mm? -Not for the odour, for the wetness. See?

#203

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-Mm? -Not for the odour, for the wetness. See?

#204

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-Whoa, woman!

#205

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-I have to stop rubbing my pits and rubbing them on people. -Yes, you do!

#206

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-I have to stop rubbing my pits and rubbing them on people. -Yes, you do!

#207

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It's not that. I sorta had a sex dream about you.

#208

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It's not that. I sorta had a sex dream about you.

#209

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-Really? -Yeah.

#210

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-Was I the girl? -Yeah, you were the girl!

#211

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-Was I the girl? -Yeah, you were the girl!

#212

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Can you do me a favour, though? Don't tell Carla about this.

#213

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Can you do me a favour, though? Don't tell Carla about this.

#214

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She'll get jealous and disgusted. -We haven't done anything to disgust her.

#215

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She'll get jealous and disgusted. -We haven't done anything to disgust her.

#216

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She'll get jealous and disgusted. -We haven't done anything to disgust her.

#217

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-Yeah, we did!

#218

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-I'm not gonna call Jamie,

#219

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-I'm not gonna call Jamie,

#220

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because she shouldn't be in a relationship yet.

#221

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But there are questions - did I leave my underwear at the funeral?

#222

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But there are questions - did I leave my underwear at the funeral?

#223

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How did I end up in the middle of nowhere

#224

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without realising I never had to pee this badly in my life?

#225

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without realising I never had to pee this badly in my life?

#226

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without realising I never had to pee this badly in my life?

#227

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Ahhh...

#228

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Oh, my god!

#229

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Oh, my god!

#230

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(HUMS)

#231

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-Oh... my... god.

#232

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-Oh... my... god.

#233

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-You saw the janitor's window crank and may have seen a melanoma?

#234

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-You saw the janitor's window crank and may have seen a melanoma?

#235

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It's your obligation as a doctor and your privilege as a woman to ask him if you can't see it one more time.

#236

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It's your obligation as a doctor and your privilege as a woman to ask him if you can't see it one more time.

#237

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It's your obligation as a doctor and your privilege as a woman to ask him if you can't see it one more time.

#238

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I'd love to help, but I'm off to baby-sit the only other being on God's earth who's needier than you.

#239

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I'd love to help, but I'm off to baby-sit the only other being on God's earth who's needier than you.

#240

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In the meantime, I need you to go and tell Mr Mueller

#241

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In the meantime, I need you to go and tell Mr Mueller

#242

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his liver has lesions on it, and it doesn't look good.

#243

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his liver has lesions on it, and it doesn't look good.

#244

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'Unfortunately Mr Mueller -doesn't speak a word of English.'

#245

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'Unfortunately Mr Mueller -doesn't speak a word of English.'

#246

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Hi, Mr Mueller.

#247

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Hi, Mr Mueller.

#248

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-Danke! -What he danke-ing you for? -I don't know.

#249

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-Danke! -What he danke-ing you for? -I don't know.

#250

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I wish there was some way we could connect.

#251

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I wish there was some way we could connect.

#252

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(# 99 Red Balloons - Nena)

#253

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(# 99 Red Balloons - Nena)

#254

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-Nah, that would never work.

#255

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-Nah, that would never work.

#256

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-THere's my boys!

#257

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-THere's my boys!

#258

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-Oh, has it been an hour already?

#259

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-I know. I can get lost just looking at his face. -Yeah.

#260

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-I know. I can get lost just looking at his face. -Yeah.

#261

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I can't do this tomorrow. Kelso's got me doing a cardiology lecture.

#262

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I can't do this tomorrow. Kelso's got me doing a cardiology lecture.

#263

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I can't do this tomorrow. Kelso's got me doing a cardiology lecture.

#264

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-Don't worry about it.

#265

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-It's just tough to miss precious moments like this.

#266

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-It's just tough to miss precious moments like this.

#267

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-Hey, baby.

#268

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-You get to spend all night fantasising about Nilla Wafer here and I get "Hey, baby"?

#269

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-You get to spend all night fantasising about Nilla Wafer here and I get "Hey, baby"?

#270

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-You get to spend all night fantasising about Nilla Wafer here and I get "Hey, baby"?

#271

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Forget it!

#272

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-What the hell, Elliot? -It slipped out. Sorry.

#273

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-What the hell, Elliot? -It slipped out. Sorry.

#274

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-Sorry's not good enough. -You're right.

#275

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Ohhh!

#276

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Owww!

#277

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Owww!

#278

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Harder, dammit! I've been bad.

#279

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Harder, dammit! I've been bad.

#280

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-Dr Turk? -Huh?

#281

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-You have a question? -No, sir.

#282

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-You have a question? -No, sir.

#283

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-The Todd will close.

#284

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-I'm freakin' out. I keep having sex dreams about Elliot. -Boinnngggg!

#285

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-I'm freakin' out. I keep having sex dreams about Elliot. -Boinnngggg!

#286

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-I'm freakin' out. I keep having sex dreams about Elliot. -Boinnngggg!

#287

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Oh, God. Continue.

#288

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-Whenever I close my eyes she's doing something kinky.

#289

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-Whenever I close my eyes she's doing something kinky.

#290

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Very, VERY kinky.

#291

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Very, VERY kinky.

#292

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'Perfect. I can "accidentally" -see his wiener

#293

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'Perfect. I can "accidentally" -see his wiener

#294

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and give him medical advice.'

#295

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'Just be subtle.'

#296

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'Just be subtle.'

#297

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(HUMS)

#298

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-Can I take your order? -Why aren't you unzipped?

#299

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-Can I take your order? -Why aren't you unzipped?

#300

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-I'm not peeing. This is where I take my breaks. If I stand around out there everyone tells me to do stuff.

#301

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-I'm not peeing. This is where I take my breaks. If I stand around out there everyone tells me to do stuff.

#302

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-I'm not peeing. This is where I take my breaks. If I stand around out there everyone tells me to do stuff.

#303

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-Look, er...

#304

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-Look, er...

#305

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..janitor,

#306

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I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma you should have checked out.

#307

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I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma you should have checked out.

#308

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I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma you should have checked out.

#309

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-When did you see my penis? -When you were showering.

#310

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-Where were you? -In the bushes.

#311

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-Uh... -It was just a coincidence. If you'd looked out the window, you'd have seen MY penis.

#312

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-Uh... -It was just a coincidence. If you'd looked out the window, you'd have seen MY penis.

#313

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-Uh... -It was just a coincidence. If you'd looked out the window, you'd have seen MY penis.

#314

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-Why? -Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.

#315

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-Why? -Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.

#316

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'OK, regroup.'

#317

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'OK, regroup.'

#318

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-You must be Dr Dorian. I'm Rolf's brother Hermann.

#319

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-You must be Dr Dorian. I'm Rolf's brother Hermann.

#320

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-Hermann the German. You must get that all the time. -No. First time.

#321

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-Hermann the German. You must get that all the time. -No. First time.

#322

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-Oh!

#323

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-Let's hope it catches on.

#324

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-Let's hope it catches on.

#325

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-Er, well, I could use your help translating.

#326

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-Er, well, I could use your help translating.

#327

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-Sure.

#328

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-I got the results back from your biopsy. (TRANSLATES)

#329

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-I got the results back from your biopsy. (TRANSLATES)

#330

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-I got the results back from your biopsy. (TRANSLATES)

#331

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-The lesions in your liver...

#332

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are consistent with metastatic pancreatic cancer.

#333

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are consistent with metastatic pancreatic cancer.

#334

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-Metastatic und pancreatic Krebs hast.

#335

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-Metastatic und pancreatic Krebs hast.

#336

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-Was ist denn meine Prognose?

#337

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-Was ist denn meine Prognose?

#338

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-What is the prognosis?

#339

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-It's not good.

#340

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-It's not good.

#341

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-Es wird alles gut gehen.

#342

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OK.

#343

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'The key to a good relationship -is communication.'

#344

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'The key to a good relationship -is communication.'

#345

⇓

-Hey!

#346

⇓

'If you're not open, -it'll catch up with you.'

#347

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'If you're not open, -it'll catch up with you.'

#348

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-I'd swear that in surgery I heard you describing sexy dreams about someone named Elliot.

#349

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-I'd swear that in surgery I heard you describing sexy dreams about someone named Elliot.

#350

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-I'd swear that in surgery I heard you describing sexy dreams about someone named Elliot.

#351

⇓

'If you're not honest, -you'll get busted.'

#352

⇓

'If you're not honest, -you'll get busted.'

#353

⇓

-So, to summarise,

#354

⇓

-So, to summarise,

#355

⇓

if this ball was a non-ST elevation myocardial infarction,

#356

⇓

if this ball was a non-ST elevation myocardial infarction,

#357

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glycoprotein 2B3A inhibitors would be initiated...

#358

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glycoprotein 2B3A inhibitors would be initiated...

#359

⇓

Are you buying this? -No. Can I see that?

#360

⇓

Are you buying this? -No. Can I see that?

#361

⇓

'What do I know about good -relationships? I had funeral sex.'

#362

⇓

'What do I know about good -relationships? I had funeral sex.'

#363

⇓

-Me and Mr Mueller had a nice chat. -You speak German?

#364

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-Me and Mr Mueller had a nice chat. -You speak German?

#365

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-Yeah. I can do a sweet little milkmaid - Guten morgen. Mochten sie die Kuhe Melken?

#366

⇓

-Yeah. I can do a sweet little milkmaid - Guten morgen. Mochten sie die Kuhe Melken?

#367

⇓

-Yeah. I can do a sweet little milkmaid - Guten morgen. Mochten sie die Kuhe Melken?

#368

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Ecil old hausfrau - Ess dein schnitzel, sonst kriegst du kein nachtisch!

#369

⇓

Ecil old hausfrau - Ess dein schnitzel, sonst kriegst du kein nachtisch!

#370

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-German's such a beautiful language. Mr Mueller's amazing.

#371

⇓

-German's such a beautiful language. Mr Mueller's amazing.

#372

⇓

Yesterday I pretty much told him he was gonna die.

#373

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Yesterday I pretty much told him he was gonna die.

#374

⇓

His brother said,

#375

⇓

His brother said,

#376

⇓

"Es wird alles wiede gut."

#377

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And Mr Mueller just accepted it.

#378

⇓

And Mr Mueller just accepted it.

#379

⇓

-Why wouldn't he? Es wird alles wieder gut means "You're going to be fine."

#380

⇓

-Why wouldn't he? Es wird alles wieder gut means "You're going to be fine."

#381

⇓

-Germans!

#382

⇓

-Germans!

#383

⇓

-Sobald ich nach Hause Komme werde ich eine ganze Schokoladenforte essen!

#384

⇓

-Sobald ich nach Hause Komme werde ich eine ganze Schokoladenforte essen!

#385

⇓

-Sobald ich nach Hause Komme werde ich eine ganze Schokoladenforte essen!

#386

⇓

-"I know the truth and I'm dealing with it." -"When I get home I'm eating an entire chocolate cake."

#387

⇓

-"I know the truth and I'm dealing with it." -"When I get home I'm eating an entire chocolate cake."

#388

⇓

-Why did you lie to your brother? -You talk too fast.

#389

⇓

-Why did you lie to your brother? -You talk too fast.

#390

⇓

-Why did you lie to your brother? -You talk too fast.

#391

⇓

-Warum haven sie ihren Bruder angelogen?

#392

⇓

-Ich wollte meinen Bruder nicht Angst muchen, Arschloch!

#393

⇓

-Ich wollte meinen Bruder nicht Angst muchen, Arschloch!

#394

⇓

-He didn't wanna upset him, jackass! -Lying won't make him better!

#395

⇓

-He didn't wanna upset him, jackass! -Lying won't make him better!

#396

⇓

-Mr Mueller's ultrasound. -His Biliary obstruction relieved. He's taking PO

#397

⇓

-Mr Mueller's ultrasound. -His Biliary obstruction relieved. He's taking PO

#398

⇓

-Mr Mueller's ultrasound. -His Biliary obstruction relieved. He's taking PO

#399

⇓

-That's good, yes? -Ja!

#400

⇓

-Ah!

#401

⇓

-Ah!

#402

⇓

-I need you to crunch the numbers on next year's budget. -That's a job for accounting. I'm an attorney.

#403

⇓

-I need you to crunch the numbers on next year's budget. -That's a job for accounting. I'm an attorney.

#404

⇓

-Speaking of crunching, I've been jonesing for some Double-Stuff Oreos all day. See if you can hook me up.

#405

⇓

-Speaking of crunching, I've been jonesing for some Double-Stuff Oreos all day. See if you can hook me up.

#406

⇓

-Speaking of crunching, I've been jonesing for some Double-Stuff Oreos all day. See if you can hook me up.

#407

⇓

-Now Mr Mueller's doing better, I'm not sure if telling him about his cancer is the best thing.

#408

⇓

-Now Mr Mueller's doing better, I'm not sure if telling him about his cancer is the best thing.

#409

⇓

-Now Mr Mueller's doing better, I'm not sure if telling him about his cancer is the best thing.

#410

⇓

-You have a problem that is totally your problem, but you'd like to make it MY problem.

#411

⇓

-You have a problem that is totally your problem, but you'd like to make it MY problem.

#412

⇓

But it's not my problem. So stop talking about the janitor's junk,

#413

⇓

But it's not my problem. So stop talking about the janitor's junk,

#414

⇓

But it's not my problem. So stop talking about the janitor's junk,

#415

⇓

ze German, and don't even mention Tasty Coma Wife,

#416

⇓

ze German, and don't even mention Tasty Coma Wife,

#417

⇓

even though she's on your mind.

#418

⇓

-She's not! -Yes, I am!

#419

⇓

-She's not! -Yes, I am!

#420

⇓

-Well, since we are sharing,

#421

⇓

-Well, since we are sharing,

#422

⇓

I have to tell Jordan that I didn't ditch her little hatchling because I'm lazy,

#423

⇓

I have to tell Jordan that I didn't ditch her little hatchling because I'm lazy,

#424

⇓

but because when I'm alone with that child, you know what I feel? Nothing.

#425

⇓

but because when I'm alone with that child, you know what I feel? Nothing.

#426

⇓

but because when I'm alone with that child, you know what I feel? Nothing.

#427

⇓

What do you say? Wanna trade your big problems for mine?

#428

⇓

-No, thanks.

#429

⇓

-It was worth a try.

#430

⇓

-It was worth a try.

#431

⇓

-What was that about?

#432

⇓

You're right. I'm sorry.

#433

⇓

You're right. I'm sorry.

#434

⇓

I've been working really hard on not being such a busybody.

#435

⇓

I've been working really hard on not being such a busybody.

#436

⇓

-Was she a good kisser? -Uh... -Excuse me.

#437

⇓

-Was she a good kisser? -Uh... -Excuse me.

#438

⇓

-If you're dreaming about other women, maybe you're not ready for marriage.

#439

⇓

-If you're dreaming about other women, maybe you're not ready for marriage.

#440

⇓

-If you're dreaming about other women, maybe you're not ready for marriage.

#441

⇓

-Baby!

#442

⇓

-Take it.

#443

⇓

Are you crazy? It was only a sex dream.

#444

⇓

Are you crazy? It was only a sex dream.

#445

⇓

Everybody has them. Right, Ted?

#446

⇓

Everybody has them. Right, Ted?

#447

⇓

-Er, no. Not me. I just have the one dream over and over.

#448

⇓

-Er, no. Not me. I just have the one dream over and over.

#449

⇓

I hold his head under the water until that last bubble goes...

#450

⇓

I hold his head under the water until that last bubble goes...

#451

⇓

bloop.

#452

⇓

bloop.

#453

⇓

-Ted? What's the ETA on those Double-Stuffs?

#454

⇓

-Ted? What's the ETA on those Double-Stuffs?

#455

⇓

-Bloop.

#456

⇓

-Bloop.

#457

⇓

-OK.

#458

⇓

I wanna refer you to a dermatologist but it looks benign.

#459

⇓

I wanna refer you to a dermatologist but it looks benign.

#460

⇓

-Nine, nine and a half.

#461

⇓

-Nine, nine and a half.

#462

⇓

'Then he said something unexpected.'

#463

⇓

-I don't like you. 'Not that. I expected that.'

#464

⇓

-I don't like you. 'Not that. I expected that.'

#465

⇓

-But I know this was uncomfortable and, er, I appreciate your concern. -I'm a doctor.

#466

⇓

-But I know this was uncomfortable and, er, I appreciate your concern. -I'm a doctor.

#467

⇓

-But I know this was uncomfortable and, er, I appreciate your concern. -I'm a doctor.

#468

⇓

I had to tell you what was going on.

#469

⇓

I had to tell you what was going on.

#470

⇓

-Don't touch me with those hands.

#471

⇓

-This is awkward.

#472

⇓

-This is awkward.

#473

⇓

-Elliot, could you be quiet, please?

#474

⇓

-Elliot, could you be quiet, please?

#475

⇓

-You might fall asleep and I might creep into your head and rock your world.

#476

⇓

-You might fall asleep and I might creep into your head and rock your world.

#477

⇓

-Elliot, you don't get it, do you? Ever since I met Carla, I haven't dreamt about another woman.

#478

⇓

-Elliot, you don't get it, do you? Ever since I met Carla, I haven't dreamt about another woman.

#479

⇓

-Elliot, you don't get it, do you? Ever since I met Carla, I haven't dreamt about another woman.

#480

⇓

-You're engaged. It's a huge commitment.

#481

⇓

-You're engaged. It's a huge commitment.

#482

⇓

It's only natural to feel trapped or uncertain, maybe even a little scared

#483

⇓

It's only natural to feel trapped or uncertain, maybe even a little scared

#484

⇓

-Really?

#485

⇓

-Uh-huh.

#486

⇓

-Uh-huh.

#487

⇓

Sorry.

#488

⇓

-Baby? -Yeah? -Have you dreamt of anyone since we got engaged?

#489

⇓

-Baby? -Yeah? -Have you dreamt of anyone since we got engaged?

#490

⇓

-No, baby, but I understand.

#491

⇓

-No, baby, but I understand.

#492

⇓

Let me give you something to dream about.

#493

⇓

-See if you can find my tattoo.

#494

⇓

-See if you can find my tattoo.

#495

⇓

-Hey, Jordan.

#496

⇓

-It's funny. I can't even want you to die screaming in agony

#497

⇓

-It's funny. I can't even want you to die screaming in agony

#498

⇓

as two horses pull you apart when I'm looking at his beautiful face.

#499

⇓

as two horses pull you apart when I'm looking at his beautiful face.

#500

⇓

-Jordan, I gotta... I gotta tell you something.

#501

⇓

-Jordan, I gotta... I gotta tell you something.

#502

⇓

-I love my dad, but he just doesn't look like a Quinn.

#503

⇓

-I love my dad, but he just doesn't look like a Quinn.

#504

⇓

-He's not drunk and yelling at your mother.

#505

⇓

-He's not drunk and yelling at your mother.

#506

⇓

-What are you, a Kevin,

#507

⇓

-What are you, a Kevin,

#508

⇓

a Billy?

#509

⇓

a Billy?

#510

⇓

-Jack?

#511

⇓

-Wow!

#512

⇓

Alright. Jack it is.

#513

⇓

Alright. Jack it is.

#514

⇓

What the hell? You take him.

#515

⇓

What the hell? You take him.

#516

⇓

What did you wanna tell me? -..Nothing.

#517

⇓

What did you wanna tell me? -..Nothing.

#518

⇓

Nothing.

#519

⇓

Nothing.

#520

⇓

Obwohl es sich schon so gebessert, sollten sie sich trotzdem bewusst sein, wie ernst ihre Lage ist.

#521

⇓

Obwohl es sich schon so gebessert, sollten sie sich trotzdem bewusst sein, wie ernst ihre Lage ist.

#522

⇓

-Warum hat mein Bruder mir verlugt? -Why did his brother lie?

#523

⇓

-Warum hat mein Bruder mir verlugt? -Why did his brother lie?

#524

⇓

-I guess he was trying to protect you.

#525

⇓

-I guess he was trying to protect you.

#526

⇓

Or maybe he was actually protecting himself.

#527

⇓

Or maybe he was actually protecting himself.

#528

⇓

-Hang on, I forgot what "protect" is. Er wollte sie bestimmt... davor schutzen.

#529

⇓

-Hang on, I forgot what "protect" is. Er wollte sie bestimmt... davor schutzen.

#530

⇓

-Davor schutzen. -So ist mein Bruder.

#531

⇓

-Davor schutzen. -So ist mein Bruder.

#532

⇓

-Like my brother. -Denkt immer, er weir was besser fur mich ist.

#533

⇓

-Like my brother. -Denkt immer, er weir was besser fur mich ist.

#534

⇓

-Thinks he knows what's best for me.

#535

⇓

-Thinks he knows what's best for me.

#536

⇓

'Funny how one person -can lead you to another.'

#537

⇓

'Funny how one person -can lead you to another.'

#538

⇓

'Mr Mueller's brother shouldn't try and protect him, and yet I was doing the same thing to someone else.'

#539

⇓

'Mr Mueller's brother shouldn't try and protect him, and yet I was doing the same thing to someone else.'

#540

⇓

Jamie?

#541

⇓

-JD? -My patient is mad at his brother for presuming to know what's best for him.

#542

⇓

-JD? -My patient is mad at his brother for presuming to know what's best for him.

#543

⇓

Me freaking out about us in the closet at the funeral was doing the same to you.

#544

⇓

Me freaking out about us in the closet at the funeral was doing the same to you.

#545

⇓

So... if you're ready, let's go for it!

#546

⇓

I'm crazy about you, and you're right, your husband's gone, and he's never coming back!

#547

⇓

I'm crazy about you, and you're right, your husband's gone, and he's never coming back!

#548

⇓

I'm crazy about you, and you're right, your husband's gone, and he's never coming back!

#549

⇓

Who are these lovely people?

#550

⇓

Who are these lovely people?

#551

⇓

-These are my late husband's parents.

#552

⇓

'Oh, God. -How can I make this right?'

#553

⇓

'Oh, God. -How can I make this right?'

#554

⇓

'If only... '

#555

⇓

'If only... '

#556

⇓

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#557

⇓

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#558

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Season 2, Episode 20 — My Interpretation

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