Scrubs

'Maybe it's because spring is around the corner,

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but lately it feels like romance is in the air.'

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but lately it feels like romance is in the air.'

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How's that? -You closed your eyes way too early. And go on the left, girls dig it. -OK. Fashizel.

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How's that? -You closed your eyes way too early. And go on the left, girls dig it. -OK. Fashizel.

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How's that? -You closed your eyes way too early. And go on the left, girls dig it. -OK. Fashizel.

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Let's have it, girl.

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Let's have it, girl.

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-There's nothing in life that dog could've done to deserve that. -Hey, my man's single,

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-There's nothing in life that dog could've done to deserve that. -Hey, my man's single,

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he's just running drill to keep his stuff sharp. -Also, it'd be super-fantastic

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he's just running drill to keep his stuff sharp. -Also, it'd be super-fantastic

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he's just running drill to keep his stuff sharp. -Also, it'd be super-fantastic

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if you never mentioned this to anyone ever. -You know she'll talk! This is Carla! -I'm a gossip?! -Yeah!

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if you never mentioned this to anyone ever. -You know she'll talk! This is Carla! -I'm a gossip?! -Yeah!

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You gossip all the time. -Since when?-Since ever! -To who? 'Weird - -ever since they got engaged,

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You gossip all the time. -Since when?-Since ever! -To who? 'Weird - -ever since they got engaged,

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You gossip all the time. -Since when?-Since ever! -To who? 'Weird - -ever since they got engaged,

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Turk and Carla have argued constantly.'

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Turk and Carla have argued constantly.'

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You want some Kibble?

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'I guess I hoped that the longer you were a couple, the easier it got.'

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'I guess I hoped that the longer you were a couple, the easier it got.'

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-No noise. And the whole world gets it -

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-No noise. And the whole world gets it -

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you love your body. Put your damn shirt on, no-one's making a calendar here.

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you love your body. Put your damn shirt on, no-one's making a calendar here.

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Oh, be a sweetie and get me a juice? Thanks so much. (GROANS) -As much as it may seem like it,

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Oh, be a sweetie and get me a juice? Thanks so much. (GROANS) -As much as it may seem like it,

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Oh, be a sweetie and get me a juice? Thanks so much. (GROANS) -As much as it may seem like it,

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I feel desperately compelled to remind you that we are NOT in prison

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I feel desperately compelled to remind you that we are NOT in prison

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and I am just so not your bitch. -Watch your language in front of the baby. -You'll have to trust me

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and I am just so not your bitch. -Watch your language in front of the baby. -You'll have to trust me

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and I am just so not your bitch. -Watch your language in front of the baby. -You'll have to trust me

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on this - seeing as you're his mother, he'll hear that word early and often. Like... non-stop.

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on this - seeing as you're his mother, he'll hear that word early and often. Like... non-stop.

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on this - seeing as you're his mother, he'll hear that word early and often. Like... non-stop.

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'Maybe the truth is, it's easier -to be a new couple cos you can't see what's ahead of you.' -Tonight

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'Maybe the truth is, it's easier -to be a new couple cos you can't see what's ahead of you.' -Tonight

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'Maybe the truth is, it's easier -to be a new couple cos you can't see what's ahead of you.' -Tonight

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I'll make all your fantasiescome true. -I'd be happy just to have sex ABOVE the covers once. -No.

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I'll make all your fantasiescome true. -I'd be happy just to have sex ABOVE the covers once. -No.

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Now, follow my voice, to the bedroom, over here...!

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Now, follow my voice, to the bedroom, over here...!

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Now, follow my voice, to the bedroom, over here...!

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-Hm, you're in trouble tonight!

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Oh! Oh! Oh my God!

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Oh! Oh! Oh my God!

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-Don't take the blindfold off! I'll get a towelto stop the bleeding. 'In the end,

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-Don't take the blindfold off! I'll get a towelto stop the bleeding. 'In the end,

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the safest thing for a couple is to find a routine and stick with it.' -Ted,

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the safest thing for a couple is to find a routine and stick with it.' -Ted,

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the safest thing for a couple is to find a routine and stick with it.' -Ted,

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noticed how happy all the minions are lately? -I wishI was dead. -They love working here.

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noticed how happy all the minions are lately? -I wishI was dead. -They love working here.

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Good morning, sweetheart. -Euch...!

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Good morning, sweetheart. -Euch...!

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'It all makes me glad -I'm on my own. I don't think I'd have it any other -' Ladies...!

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'It all makes me glad -I'm on my own. I don't think I'd have it any other -' Ladies...!

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'It all makes me glad -I'm on my own. I don't think I'd have it any other -' Ladies...!

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Just window-shopping or would you like to try something on? -You the guy that makes out with dogs?! -A word?

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Just window-shopping or would you like to try something on? -You the guy that makes out with dogs?! -A word?

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Just window-shopping or would you like to try something on? -You the guy that makes out with dogs?! -A word?

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Is anybody else a doctor?

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# I can't do this all on my own

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# I can't do this all on my own

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# No, I know I'm no Superman

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# I'm no Superman #

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# I'm no Superman #

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-I need you to extubate the young fellow in 304

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-I need you to extubate the young fellow in 304

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and start an insulin drip on Mrs Adler for the third time this month -

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and start an insulin drip on Mrs Adler for the third time this month -

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God bless diabetics who still drink. Oh, and - (WHISTLES) - Lassie -

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God bless diabetics who still drink. Oh, and - (WHISTLES) - Lassie -

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in response to the bestiality rumours

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in response to the bestiality rumours

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circulating about you, I have decided to forego calling you by the usual girl's name

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circulating about you, I have decided to forego calling you by the usual girl's name

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and instead I will refer to you by whatever famous DOG I can think of.

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and instead I will refer to you by whatever famous DOG I can think of.

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I've gone with Lassie, because of course that satisfies the criteria

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of being both a girl and a dog's name,

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of being both a girl and a dog's name,

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thus helping you ease into the transition. -I was just running kissing drills. -Oh...!

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thus helping you ease into the transition. -I was just running kissing drills. -Oh...!

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That's completely normal.

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That's completely normal.

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-Don't bring that filth over here.

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-Don't bring that filth over here.

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-Dude. (TCW's back.)

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-Dude. (TCW's back.)

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'TCW was a horrible story.'

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'She was married for three weeks

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before her husband got in a car accident and became a vegetable.'

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before her husband got in a car accident and became a vegetable.'

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'He's been on life support for two years and since he was transferred here

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'He's been on life support for two years and since he was transferred here

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a month ago she's visited every Wednesday. Very, very sad.'

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a month ago she's visited every Wednesday. Very, very sad.'

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'Oh, yeah, and she's a babe. We call her Tasty Coma Wife, TCW.'

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'Oh, yeah, and she's a babe. We call her Tasty Coma Wife, TCW.'

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-How's he doing? -Y'know,

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-How's he doing? -Y'know,

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he's the same. How are you doing?

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he's the same. How are you doing?

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-I was just calculating how much time I needed to spend here

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-I was just calculating how much time I needed to spend here

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so I don't feel guilty all week. Now I need to double it,

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so I don't feel guilty all week. Now I need to double it,

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cos I can't believe I said that. -You can do whatever you want, Mrs Moyer. -Please - Jamie. -Jamie. OK.

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cos I can't believe I said that. -You can do whatever you want, Mrs Moyer. -Please - Jamie. -Jamie. OK.

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cos I can't believe I said that. -You can do whatever you want, Mrs Moyer. -Please - Jamie. -Jamie. OK.

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-You have something on your cheek. -Working in a hospital, you... -Yeah.-D'ya get it? -No, not yet.

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-You have something on your cheek. -Working in a hospital, you... -Yeah.-D'ya get it? -No, not yet.

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-You have something on your cheek. -Working in a hospital, you... -Yeah.-D'ya get it? -No, not yet.

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-How we doing today? -Oh. Excellent, sir. No-one going to hell here. -Super.

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-How we doing today? -Oh. Excellent, sir. No-one going to hell here. -Super.

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-Baby, you've always known about my sleep toots.

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-Baby, you've always known about my sleep toots.

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You'd imitate the sound they made, remember? (MAKES FARTING NOISE)

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You'd imitate the sound they made, remember? (MAKES FARTING NOISE)

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-I make Mr Roberts wear special air-tight boxer shorts.

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-I make Mr Roberts wear special air-tight boxer shorts.

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-I wrote the guest list for this conversation

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-I wrote the guest list for this conversation

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and just in case, if you wondered, you're not on it. As for you,

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and just in case, if you wondered, you're not on it. As for you,

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could you go one day without making a big deal outta everything? One damn day, woman! -Carla,

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could you go one day without making a big deal outta everything? One damn day, woman! -Carla,

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would you mind taking this young gentleman back to his room in Paediatrics?

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would you mind taking this young gentleman back to his room in Paediatrics?

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would you mind taking this young gentleman back to his room in Paediatrics?

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As a form of social protest, he chewed on and swallowed part of a Rolling Stones CD. Ralphie,

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As a form of social protest, he chewed on and swallowed part of a Rolling Stones CD. Ralphie,

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they sold out for goodonce they started doing Ford commercials. -Hm? -Hm-mm...

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they sold out for goodonce they started doing Ford commercials. -Hm? -Hm-mm...

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they sold out for goodonce they started doing Ford commercials. -Hm? -Hm-mm...

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-We'll... talk later. -Come on, Ralphie.

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-We'll... talk later. -Come on, Ralphie.

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-I had that inside of me. -What now?

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-I had that inside of me. -What now?

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-He's just making stuff up.

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-I swallowed that. My dad had to wait for me to go number two. The black doctor gave me $10

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-I swallowed that. My dad had to wait for me to go number two. The black doctor gave me $10

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-I swallowed that. My dad had to wait for me to go number two. The black doctor gave me $10

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to keep my mouth shut. (GASPS)

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-Oh, good show today...

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-Oh...!

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-Oh...!

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-Elliot! A blindfold - way to step it up, Miss Nasty.

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-Elliot! A blindfold - way to step it up, Miss Nasty.

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-You... told him what happened? -We were bonding. What're you eating?

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-You... told him what happened? -We were bonding. What're you eating?

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-Turkey-jerky. Protein, baby. Go for it.

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-Turkey-jerky. Protein, baby. Go for it.

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-No thanks. -Don't like jerky? -I never tried it. -Never tried...?! -It rocks. -I - -You'll love it. -See,

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-No thanks. -Don't like jerky? -I never tried it. -Never tried...?! -It rocks. -I - -You'll love it. -See,

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I thought about this and I'll pass. -Eight stitches and now you don't trust me? -Elliot -

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I thought about this and I'll pass. -Eight stitches and now you don't trust me? -Elliot -

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I thought about this and I'll pass. -Eight stitches and now you don't trust me? -Elliot -

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-And you wanted above-the-covers sex...

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-I feel your pain.

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'Luckily I'm a competent enough -doctor that I won't let myself get distracted thinking about Jamie.'

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'Luckily I'm a competent enough -doctor that I won't let myself get distracted thinking about Jamie.'

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'Luckily I'm a competent enough -doctor that I won't let myself get distracted thinking about Jamie.'

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-Can you hear my heart if it isn't in your ears? -You go to med school? -No - I -

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-Can you hear my heart if it isn't in your ears? -You go to med school? -No - I -

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-Can you hear my heart if it isn't in your ears? -You go to med school? -No - I -

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-No, you didn't. Thank you.

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'I'm in a rut. I just need someone to go out and get a beer with me.' -I can't tonight. -If I have

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'I'm in a rut. I just need someone to go out and get a beer with me.' -I can't tonight. -If I have

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'I'm in a rut. I just need someone to go out and get a beer with me.' -I can't tonight. -If I have

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more than one beer I'll most likely kill myself. (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

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more than one beer I'll most likely kill myself. (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

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-Can't. You seen Turk?

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-Can't. You seen Turk?

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-Ma-rried...!

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-Sorry, buddy, can't swing ittonight. -Come on, playa, just a few beers!

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-Sorry, buddy, can't swing ittonight. -Come on, playa, just a few beers!

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If we accidentally run into some skanky ho's, so be it. -I'll go. I need to blow off steam. Plus,

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If we accidentally run into some skanky ho's, so be it. -I'll go. I need to blow off steam. Plus,

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If we accidentally run into some skanky ho's, so be it. -I'll go. I need to blow off steam. Plus,

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the best way to meet skanky ho's is to already have a girl with you. -Not that I need any help. -Hell, no.

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the best way to meet skanky ho's is to already have a girl with you. -Not that I need any help. -Hell, no.

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the best way to meet skanky ho's is to already have a girl with you. -Not that I need any help. -Hell, no.

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-Oh... my God. I gotta tell you about THAT day.

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-Oh... my God. I gotta tell you about THAT day.

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-Oh... my God. I gotta tell you about THAT day.

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-I can't believe I've not named him yet.

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I've been calling him Monkey Face all day. -Jordan, I had this one patient -

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I've been calling him Monkey Face all day. -Jordan, I had this one patient -

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-He's got a huge boodgie in his nose.

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-He's got a huge boodgie in his nose.

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Run back to the hospital for one of those suction-y thingies? -If I'm not back in 20 minutes,

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Run back to the hospital for one of those suction-y thingies? -If I'm not back in 20 minutes,

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Run back to the hospital for one of those suction-y thingies? -If I'm not back in 20 minutes,

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don't worry, it simply means I drove by a prostitute on the way. -Oh, make sure it's a girl. -Ha-ha-uh!

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don't worry, it simply means I drove by a prostitute on the way. -Oh, make sure it's a girl. -Ha-ha-uh!

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don't worry, it simply means I drove by a prostitute on the way. -Oh, make sure it's a girl. -Ha-ha-uh!

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-Please don't do this.

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-Do what? -The drama queen thing. -The jerky incident is exactly what is wrong with our relationship,

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-Do what? -The drama queen thing. -The jerky incident is exactly what is wrong with our relationship,

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Paul. -Thank you.

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Paul. -Thank you.

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Ow!

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Every lunch someone hits me with a spit-ball.

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Every lunch someone hits me with a spit-ball.

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'I'm still not sure how I feel -about Paul and Elliot.' (WHISTLES)

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'I'm still not sure how I feel -about Paul and Elliot.' (WHISTLES)

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'Uh-oh.'

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'Uh-oh.'

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Nice day, huh? -You've always gotta have something to say, don't you?

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Nice day, huh? -You've always gotta have something to say, don't you?

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Old Nosey-Nelly, always gotta throw his two cents in. -O-K, I'm sorry

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Old Nosey-Nelly, always gotta throw his two cents in. -O-K, I'm sorry

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about the nice day thing. How can I make this right? -What,it's biscuit and gravy day? -Yeah.

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about the nice day thing. How can I make this right? -What,it's biscuit and gravy day? -Yeah.

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about the nice day thing. How can I make this right? -What,it's biscuit and gravy day? -Yeah.

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-Just give me one of them biscuits.

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-I thought you were ready.

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-So how does this whole wing man thing work? -Essentially

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-So how does this whole wing man thing work? -Essentially

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you have to think of yourself as Chum.

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The Chum lures attractive women closer to the boat. 'Mental note -

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The Chum lures attractive women closer to the boat. 'Mental note -

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The Boat could be a very cool new nickname.' -Hey, baby, would you like some of this?

#228

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The Boat could be a very cool new nickname.' -Hey, baby, would you like some of this?

#229

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The Boat could be a very cool new nickname.' -Hey, baby, would you like some of this?

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Look at that. Hmm...! -No, Jamie, that's a little... aggressive. Sorry. -Did you like her? -No, no,

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Look at that. Hmm...! -No, Jamie, that's a little... aggressive. Sorry. -Did you like her? -No, no,

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her ass was way too perfect.

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her ass was way too perfect.

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-Can't believe I'm actually having fun. -I'm glad!

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-Can't believe I'm actually having fun. -I'm glad!

#236

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-So - Tasty Coma Wife, hm?

#237

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-So - Tasty Coma Wife, hm?

#238

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-Oh, yeah, sorry, I've heard some idiots call you that.

#239

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-Oh, yeah, sorry, I've heard some idiots call you that.

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-I kinda like it. -I thought it up. -Did you?!

#241

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-I kinda like it. -I thought it up. -Did you?!

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-Is this true? -Pff...

#243

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Ralphie, I paid you ten dollars. -This is disgusting!

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Ralphie, I paid you ten dollars. -This is disgusting!

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-Why is it disgusting? -Because it was in my butt. -Ralphie, I want you to SHUT UP! -Would you wear it? -Baby,

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-Why is it disgusting? -Because it was in my butt. -Ralphie, I want you to SHUT UP! -Would you wear it? -Baby,

#247

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-Why is it disgusting? -Because it was in my butt. -Ralphie, I want you to SHUT UP! -Would you wear it? -Baby,

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I've had this steam-cleaned three times. Not only would I wear it...

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I've had this steam-cleaned three times. Not only would I wear it...

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-What?

#251

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-What?

#252

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-It's fun to eat things!

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-It's fun to eat things!

#254

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-Oh-ho-ho, Scooby...!

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-Oh-ho-ho, Scooby...!

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A married woman whose husband is in a coma?

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A married woman whose husband is in a coma?

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Can't tell you how many happy couples I know who got started that way.

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Can't tell you how many happy couples I know who got started that way.

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-Will you relax? We just got a beer. What you got there? -100 free booger-suckers.

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-Will you relax? We just got a beer. What you got there? -100 free booger-suckers.

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-Will you relax? We just got a beer. What you got there? -100 free booger-suckers.

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And you'll say nothing. Oh, and... Toto?

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And you'll say nothing. Oh, and... Toto?

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Please, PLEASE keep hanging out with her,

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because I'm really gonna enjoy watching this one bite you right on the ass

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because I'm really gonna enjoy watching this one bite you right on the ass

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and I good'n'guarantee ya - she will. (YELPS LIKE A DOG)

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and I good'n'guarantee ya - she will. (YELPS LIKE A DOG)

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'People in relationships -are always quick to dole out advice,

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'People in relationships -are always quick to dole out advice,

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though they're often the ones that are messed up.' -See ya. 'Whether considering breaking up

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though they're often the ones that are messed up.' -See ya. 'Whether considering breaking up

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over a Slim Jim,...

#275

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..or having their stomach pumped.' -Ah...!

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..or having their stomach pumped.' -Ah...!

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'Or just trying -to get some attention.'

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'Or just trying -to get some attention.'

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(DOOR BELL RINGS) 'So I'm not gonna sweat it just because I made a new friend.'

#280

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(DOOR BELL RINGS) 'So I'm not gonna sweat it just because I made a new friend.'

#281

⇓

(DOOR BELL RINGS) 'So I'm not gonna sweat it just because I made a new friend.'

#282

⇓

'I mean, what's the big deal?'

#283

⇓

-Hey.

#284

⇓

-Hey.

#285

⇓

-Hey.

#286

⇓

-May I come in?

#287

⇓

-May I come in?

#288

⇓

-He likes you. -He must smell MY dead dog. (LAUGHS) You still haven't asked me

#289

⇓

-He likes you. -He must smell MY dead dog. (LAUGHS) You still haven't asked me

#290

⇓

why I called the hospital, pretended to be your sister,

#291

⇓

why I called the hospital, pretended to be your sister,

#292

⇓

got your home address and showed up in the middle of the night. -Jamie, right now

#293

⇓

got your home address and showed up in the middle of the night. -Jamie, right now

#294

⇓

I'm sure you're a little confused. -Time for me to start my life over. I'd love to take you to dinner.

#295

⇓

I'm sure you're a little confused. -Time for me to start my life over. I'd love to take you to dinner.

#296

⇓

I'm sure you're a little confused. -Time for me to start my life over. I'd love to take you to dinner.

#297

⇓

'Holy crap!'

#298

⇓

-Jack wouldn't want my life to beover. -Jack? -My husband. -Mr Moyer.-Call him Jack. -I'd rather not. -OK,

#299

⇓

-Jack wouldn't want my life to beover. -Jack? -My husband. -Mr Moyer.-Call him Jack. -I'd rather not. -OK,

#300

⇓

-Jack wouldn't want my life to beover. -Jack? -My husband. -Mr Moyer.-Call him Jack. -I'd rather not. -OK,

#301

⇓

it's weird. But give it some thought? 'Course.

#302

⇓

it's weird. But give it some thought? 'Course.

#303

⇓

-Hey. -Hey. -Hey.

#304

⇓

-Hey. -Hey. -Hey.

#305

⇓

-Alright, I'll see ya. -Yeah.

#306

⇓

-Alright, I'll see ya. -Yeah.

#307

⇓

-Dude! Was that...

#308

⇓

-Dude! Was that...

#309

⇓

(STRANGULATED) Was that Tasty Coma Wife?

#310

⇓

-Yeah.

#311

⇓

-Yeah.

#312

⇓

'You'll figure out what to do. For God's sakes, you're The Boat!'

#313

⇓

'You'll figure out what to do. For God's sakes, you're The Boat!'

#314

⇓

-Here ya go. -Thanks, Jack. (SCREAMS)

#315

⇓

-Here ya go. -Thanks, Jack. (SCREAMS)

#316

⇓

-What?!

#317

⇓

-What?!

#318

⇓

-Cold chart. Brr...!

#319

⇓

'Good cover!' -Five letters, "Showing vulnerability, a blank in one's armour."

#320

⇓

'Good cover!' -Five letters, "Showing vulnerability, a blank in one's armour."

#321

⇓

'Good cover!' -Five letters, "Showing vulnerability, a blank in one's armour."

#322

⇓

-Chink.

#323

⇓

-What? -Chink!

#324

⇓

-What? -Chink!

#325

⇓

No, no, Franklyn, we were - we were doing a crossword puzzle

#326

⇓

No, no, Franklyn, we were - we were doing a crossword puzzle

#327

⇓

and...

#328

⇓

and...

#329

⇓

-I always suspected. -We all did.

#330

⇓

-I always suspected. -We all did.

#331

⇓

-Franklyn, no! -Well,... tough break.

#332

⇓

-Franklyn, no! -Well,... tough break.

#333

⇓

-OK, Miss Brady, we're gonna try to break up your kidney stone with lithotripsy.

#334

⇓

-OK, Miss Brady, we're gonna try to break up your kidney stone with lithotripsy.

#335

⇓

Meanwhile we'll give you something for the pain. -I can't take pain-killers.

#336

⇓

Meanwhile we'll give you something for the pain. -I can't take pain-killers.

#337

⇓

Justin's still breast-feeding. (CLICKS TONGUE) -Oh, like milk, do ya?

#338

⇓

Justin's still breast-feeding. (CLICKS TONGUE) -Oh, like milk, do ya?

#339

⇓

Why not get on your bike, go down the store and get some? 'I think -at a certain point

#340

⇓

Why not get on your bike, go down the store and get some? 'I think -at a certain point

#341

⇓

Why not get on your bike, go down the store and get some? 'I think -at a certain point

#342

⇓

breast-feeding becomes creepy.' -You are such a little cutie... -Mom,I'm trying to eat here! -But - -Ma!

#343

⇓

breast-feeding becomes creepy.' -You are such a little cutie... -Mom,I'm trying to eat here! -But - -Ma!

#344

⇓

breast-feeding becomes creepy.' -You are such a little cutie... -Mom,I'm trying to eat here! -But - -Ma!

#345

⇓

-Benjy. Come.

#346

⇓

-Benjy. Come.

#347

⇓

What is it with these mothers doting on their children?! My God,

#348

⇓

What is it with these mothers doting on their children?! My God,

#349

⇓

it's like nobody else even exists in the world any more!

#350

⇓

it's like nobody else even exists in the world any more!

#351

⇓

My mother never paid that much attention to me - -It doesn't show.

#352

⇓

My mother never paid that much attention to me - -It doesn't show.

#353

⇓

-Word to the wise there, Astro -

#354

⇓

-Word to the wise there, Astro -

#355

⇓

sarcasm does not sit well with the big dogs. So consider this a warning.

#356

⇓

sarcasm does not sit well with the big dogs. So consider this a warning.

#357

⇓

The next time I hear you mumble some snarky little passive/aggressive aside,

#358

⇓

The next time I hear you mumble some snarky little passive/aggressive aside,

#359

⇓

I'll look into your heart, pick out your greatest insecurity

#360

⇓

I'll look into your heart, pick out your greatest insecurity

#361

⇓

and shine the world's brightest spotlight on it. Now riddle me this, Fido -

#362

⇓

and shine the world's brightest spotlight on it. Now riddle me this, Fido -

#363

⇓

why does every Asian person passing us by in the hallway here

#364

⇓

why does every Asian person passing us by in the hallway here

#365

⇓

keep giving you the old stink-eye? -Aw, you're imagining things...

#366

⇓

keep giving you the old stink-eye? -Aw, you're imagining things...

#367

⇓

-Oh.

#368

⇓

-Oh.

#369

⇓

-Ow.

#370

⇓

It's been hard for me lately. I've no-one special in my life

#371

⇓

It's been hard for me lately. I've no-one special in my life

#372

⇓

It's been hard for me lately. I've no-one special in my life

#373

⇓

and I'm pretty much here or at home doing nothing... -That's rough.

#374

⇓

and I'm pretty much here or at home doing nothing... -That's rough.

#375

⇓

I'M IN A COMA! I've had an itch on my foot for eight months!

#376

⇓

I'M IN A COMA! I've had an itch on my foot for eight months!

#377

⇓

-What are you doing? -Nothing, it's a new... therapy.

#378

⇓

-What are you doing? -Nothing, it's a new... therapy.

#379

⇓

-JD, you'd trust me on something important to me? 'Course. See? That's what I want! Huh!

#380

⇓

-JD, you'd trust me on something important to me? 'Course. See? That's what I want! Huh!

#381

⇓

-JD, you'd trust me on something important to me? 'Course. See? That's what I want! Huh!

#382

⇓

-Elliot, we're talking about dried meat here!

#383

⇓

Why would you get in the middle of this? -What was I thinking? -That a straw? -No, a... pen.

#384

⇓

Why would you get in the middle of this? -What was I thinking? -That a straw? -No, a... pen.

#385

⇓

Why would you get in the middle of this? -What was I thinking? -That a straw? -No, a... pen.

#386

⇓

Pink scrubs.

#387

⇓

Pink scrubs.

#388

⇓

-Well, there it is, all cleaned up. Enjoy.

#389

⇓

-Well, there it is, all cleaned up. Enjoy.

#390

⇓

-No, why don't you keep it? In case you get hungry later.(LAUGHS) -Oh, you think that's funny,

#391

⇓

-No, why don't you keep it? In case you get hungry later.(LAUGHS) -Oh, you think that's funny,

#392

⇓

Ralphie? Pay me my ten dollars.

#393

⇓

Ralphie? Pay me my ten dollars.

#394

⇓

-Son, a hospital staff is like a melting pot.

#395

⇓

-Son, a hospital staff is like a melting pot.

#396

⇓

We all need to respect each other. Now, if you think that a specific ethnic group

#397

⇓

We all need to respect each other. Now, if you think that a specific ethnic group

#398

⇓

is loud, or lazy, or sneaky -

#399

⇓

is loud, or lazy, or sneaky -

#400

⇓

-Or ridiculously closed-minded and inappropriate -

#401

⇓

-Or ridiculously closed-minded and inappropriate -

#402

⇓

-Exactly. Just keep it to yourself, dammit!

#403

⇓

(CHUCKLES)

#404

⇓

(CHUCKLES)

#405

⇓

-What? -Oh, nothing, sir, just - I thought of something funny.

#406

⇓

-What? -Oh, nothing, sir, just - I thought of something funny.

#407

⇓

-Maybe what you should do instead is saddle up your mop

#408

⇓

-Maybe what you should do instead is saddle up your mop

#409

⇓

and head upstairs. Someone vomited in the second, third and fifth-floor hallways. (STIFLED LAUGH)

#410

⇓

and head upstairs. Someone vomited in the second, third and fifth-floor hallways. (STIFLED LAUGH)

#411

⇓

What? It's not my fault.

#412

⇓

Ralphie - let's ride.

#413

⇓

Ralphie - let's ride.

#414

⇓

Good work, buddy, here's your 20. So you can throw up whenever you want to? -Hell, yeah!

#415

⇓

Good work, buddy, here's your 20. So you can throw up whenever you want to? -Hell, yeah!

#416

⇓

Good work, buddy, here's your 20. So you can throw up whenever you want to? -Hell, yeah!

#417

⇓

-You should probably look into that.

#418

⇓

Y'know, right after you blow chunks in the elevator. -Hey, stranger!

#419

⇓

Y'know, right after you blow chunks in the elevator. -Hey, stranger!

#420

⇓

(SINGS) # Hot...! #

#421

⇓

'It's weird realising that you missed -someone you barely know.' (Hey - make me proud.)

#422

⇓

'It's weird realising that you missed -someone you barely know.' (Hey - make me proud.)

#423

⇓

(VOMITS) -Good God...!

#424

⇓

-I decidedto take Jamie out on a date. -Who? -Y'know - Tasty Coma Wife?

#425

⇓

-I decidedto take Jamie out on a date. -Who? -Y'know - Tasty Coma Wife?

#426

⇓

-No way! -Nice job there, Hooch. Give me a little prep time

#427

⇓

-No way! -Nice job there, Hooch. Give me a little prep time

#428

⇓

and I'll ring it so that the husband can come with ya. I'll have him

#429

⇓

and I'll ring it so that the husband can come with ya. I'll have him

#430

⇓

sitting up next to ya. Whaddaya say? -I'm free. I love Italian.-You be quiet! -I can't believe you!

#431

⇓

sitting up next to ya. Whaddaya say? -I'm free. I love Italian.-You be quiet! -I can't believe you!

#432

⇓

sitting up next to ya. Whaddaya say? -I'm free. I love Italian.-You be quiet! -I can't believe you!

#433

⇓

-She is so right, man. -What are youthinking?! -Oh, Rin-Tin-Tin-Tin-Tin - -Shut up, shut up

#434

⇓

-She is so right, man. -What are youthinking?! -Oh, Rin-Tin-Tin-Tin-Tin - -Shut up, shut up

#435

⇓

-She is so right, man. -What are youthinking?! -Oh, Rin-Tin-Tin-Tin-Tin - -Shut up, shut up

#436

⇓

and shut up! Who are you people to give me advice?!

#437

⇓

and shut up! Who are you people to give me advice?!

#438

⇓

All you do is just bitch about your relationships all day long!

#439

⇓

All you do is just bitch about your relationships all day long!

#440

⇓

Glare all you want, big dog, cos I'm not afraid of you. "Jordan's only paying attention

#441

⇓

Glare all you want, big dog, cos I'm not afraid of you. "Jordan's only paying attention

#442

⇓

to the baby!" That must be so hard for Dr Look-At-Me! Look-At-Me...! You two - wow,

#443

⇓

to the baby!" That must be so hard for Dr Look-At-Me! Look-At-Me...! You two - wow,

#444

⇓

to the baby!" That must be so hard for Dr Look-At-Me! Look-At-Me...! You two - wow,

#445

⇓

arguing since you got engaged? The first couple ever to do that. Can't be you're just scared...

#446

⇓

arguing since you got engaged? The first couple ever to do that. Can't be you're just scared...

#447

⇓

arguing since you got engaged? The first couple ever to do that. Can't be you're just scared...

#448

⇓

And you - let's just forget for one second that a month ago

#449

⇓

you told me you couldn't be in a relationship. For me, it's fun to watch you sabotage a relationship

#450

⇓

you told me you couldn't be in a relationship. For me, it's fun to watch you sabotage a relationship

#451

⇓

you told me you couldn't be in a relationship. For me, it's fun to watch you sabotage a relationship

#452

⇓

from the outside, really. The only thing that gives me comfort, guys,

#453

⇓

from the outside, really. The only thing that gives me comfort, guys,

#454

⇓

is that while I sit at home wishing I had someone to talk to,

#455

⇓

is that while I sit at home wishing I had someone to talk to,

#456

⇓

is knowing that none of you idiots realise how lucky you are!

#457

⇓

is knowing that none of you idiots realise how lucky you are!

#458

⇓

is knowing that none of you idiots realise how lucky you are!

#459

⇓

Argh!

#460

⇓

-Did I miss something good?

#461

⇓

-Did I miss something good?

#462

⇓

Thank you so much for dinner. -You're welcome.

#463

⇓

Thank you so much for dinner. -You're welcome.

#464

⇓

-But why tip $20 on a $30 bill? -Aw, nothing, I just love Chinese food.

#465

⇓

-But why tip $20 on a $30 bill? -Aw, nothing, I just love Chinese food.

#466

⇓

And the Asian people.

#467

⇓

What shall we do now?

#468

⇓

What shall we do now?

#469

⇓

-Kiss me.

#470

⇓

-Kiss me.

#471

⇓

-I could do that.

#472

⇓

-Hmm...! You went left. Very cool.

#473

⇓

-Hmm...! You went left. Very cool.

#474

⇓

'Thank you, Rowdy...!' It's cold. Wanna come back to my place?

#475

⇓

'Thank you, Rowdy...!' It's cold. Wanna come back to my place?

#476

⇓

-Uh,...

#477

⇓

-Uh,...

#478

⇓

..honestly, I think you might be moving a little fast for yourself.

#479

⇓

..honestly, I think you might be moving a little fast for yourself.

#480

⇓

There's part of me that's very angry I just said that.

#481

⇓

There's part of me that's very angry I just said that.

#482

⇓

-I'm so sick of being alone, y'know?

#483

⇓

-I'm so sick of being alone, y'know?

#484

⇓

-If you look me in the eyes and tell me you're really ready to start something right now -

#485

⇓

-If you look me in the eyes and tell me you're really ready to start something right now -

#486

⇓

-If you look me in the eyes and tell me you're really ready to start something right now -

#487

⇓

we won't even need a cab. I will, like, throw you over my shoulder and SPRINT the 12 miles to yours.

#488

⇓

we won't even need a cab. I will, like, throw you over my shoulder and SPRINT the 12 miles to yours.

#489

⇓

But...

#490

⇓

-I'll call you some time.

#491

⇓

-I'll call you some time.

#492

⇓

-I hope you do. 'Bye.

#493

⇓

-I hope you do. 'Bye.

#494

⇓

'I don't think people are meant -to be by themselves.'

#495

⇓

'I don't think people are meant -to be by themselves.'

#496

⇓

# I'm just all in blue

#497

⇓

# I'm just all in blue

#498

⇓

# And I'm remembering you

#499

⇓

# And I'm remembering you

#500

⇓

# And the dress you wore

#501

⇓

# And the dress you wore

#502

⇓

# When you broke my heart...

#503

⇓

# When you broke my heart...

#504

⇓

'That's why, if you actually -find someone you care about,...

#505

⇓

(SONG CONTINUING)

#506

⇓

(SONG CONTINUING)

#507

⇓

-..it's important to let go of the little things.'

#508

⇓

-..it's important to let go of the little things.'

#509

⇓

'Even if you can't let go all the way.'

#510

⇓

'Even if you can't let go all the way.'

#511

⇓

# Am I gonna be lonely -for the rest of my life?

#512

⇓

# Am I gonna be lonely -for the rest of my life?

#513

⇓

# Am I gonna be lonely -for the rest of my life?

#514

⇓

'Because nothing sucks -more than feeling all alone.'

#515

⇓

'No matter how many people are around.'

#516

⇓

'No matter how many people are around.'

#517

⇓

# So come around #

#518

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#519

⇓

Edited by Access Innovation Media www.ai-media.tv

#520

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