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Season 2, Episode 17 — My Own Private Practice Guy

OK, you've been avoiding Dr Cox since Jordan told you her baby was his.

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OK, you've been avoiding Dr Cox since Jordan told you her baby was his.

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OK, you've been avoiding Dr Cox since Jordan told you her baby was his.

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This is a sign. It's time to let go of the secret. Find a smooth way in.

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This is a sign. It's time to let go of the secret. Find a smooth way in.

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Hey, Dr Cox! Taking a whizz?

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-We've been over this before, Newbie, eyes front, no talking.

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-We've been over this before, Newbie, eyes front, no talking.

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-OK, fine. I'll just read the wall.

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-OK, fine. I'll just read the wall.

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"JD has a tiny pickle"?

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"JD has a tiny pickle"?

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-Kudos for honesty, there, Newbie, but, again, no talking.

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-Dr Cox, I have to tell you something.

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-Dr Cox, I have to tell you something.

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-Oh! Perry, you pee standing up at work. That is so cute.

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-Oh! Perry, you pee standing up at work. That is so cute.

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Come on. We're on a very tight schedule.

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Come on. We're on a very tight schedule.

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(WHIMPERS) -You know, Jordan,

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with the baby weight you haven't lost,

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with the baby weight you haven't lost,

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I just went ahead and assumed you'd be used to tight things by now.

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I just went ahead and assumed you'd be used to tight things by now.

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-Oh, that's lovely. Huh!

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Well, hello, sailor.

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Well, hello, sailor.

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-Ahoy. -Oh, my goodness, Newbie.

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-Ahoy. -Oh, my goodness, Newbie.

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Are you so uncomfortable with Jordan here

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Are you so uncomfortable with Jordan here

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that you've, in fact, stopped peeing mid-stream?

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-I may have.

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-I may have.

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-Yes! -I wonder why Dr Cox and Jordan got divorced?

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-Yes! -I wonder why Dr Cox and Jordan got divorced?

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They act like they hate each other, but that's for show.

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They act like they hate each other, but that's for show.

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-Yeah, whatever. Are you gonna stretch before we play basketball?

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-Yeah, whatever. Are you gonna stretch before we play basketball?

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-Turk likes to blow off steam by playing basketball before surgery.

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-Turk likes to blow off steam by playing basketball before surgery.

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I always get my ass kicked,...

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..but not today. Grrrrrr.

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..but not today. Grrrrrr.

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-And that's game! (BOTH GRUNT)

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-And that's game! (BOTH GRUNT)

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How the hell did we lose?! We have Chet! -Sorry, man.

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-Chet, you suck!

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-Chet, you suck!

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AAARRRGGGHHH!

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You know what? Some stereotypes are true, Turk. OK?

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You know what? Some stereotypes are true, Turk. OK?

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Just maybe, black people are a little better at basketball. Whatta you say?

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Just maybe, black people are a little better at basketball. Whatta you say?

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-Ha!

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-Ha!

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-Maybe a little. -Y'all got hockey.

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-Maybe a little. -Y'all got hockey.

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# "Superman" - Lazlo Bane

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Why do you think they got divorced?

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Why do you think they got divorced?

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-No idea. I can't believe you peed in front of Jordan. I could not do it.

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-No idea. I can't believe you peed in front of Jordan. I could not do it.

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Paul, my boyfriend, turns the volume up on the TV when I go.

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Paul, my boyfriend, turns the volume up on the TV when I go.

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He's not allowed in the apartment an hour before or after I do twosies.

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He's not allowed in the apartment an hour before or after I do twosies.

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-You're a doctor, stop calling it "twosies."

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-Oh, with patients I say "dookie." Oh, dookie!

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-Oh, with patients I say "dookie." Oh, dookie!

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-Well, now, Maggie!

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I assume you are whiling away the morning

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I assume you are whiling away the morning

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cat-chatting with your gal-pal as you've finished your pre-rounding?

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cat-chatting with your gal-pal as you've finished your pre-rounding?

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-Haven't started yet. -What? -Gotcha! Finished!

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-Haven't started yet. -What? -Gotcha! Finished!

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-Good one, Newbie. My heart is racing. You are a prankster.

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-Good one, Newbie. My heart is racing. You are a prankster.

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-I could tell you stories. -If there's a God, you won't.

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This is Mrs Gracin's chart.

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This is Mrs Gracin's chart.

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Her private practice doctor showed up, so I am off this one.

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Her private practice doctor showed up, so I am off this one.

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-Well, is there anything I need to do for her lung nodule?

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-Oh, I don't know. Start her on 20ccs of "It's not my problem any more!"

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-Oh, I don't know. Start her on 20ccs of "It's not my problem any more!"

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-Great. A pretentious private practice guy

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who'll order me around while he counts his money.

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who'll order me around while he counts his money.

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-Hey! You must be JD! -He knows my name.

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-Hey! You must be JD! -He knows my name.

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-I'm Dr Fisher, Pete. Never call me Petey, we'll be friends for life.

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-I'm Dr Fisher, Pete. Never call me Petey, we'll be friends for life.

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Hey, don't believe me? Already got you a latte, buddy. Look.

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Hey, don't believe me? Already got you a latte, buddy. Look.

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-Thanks! A latte! -That's funny! We got a good one, Sally!

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-Thanks! A latte! -That's funny! We got a good one, Sally!

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-How is that funny? Eh, just go with it.

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I pull pranks, too. Dr Cox was like, "Did you do that pre-rounding?" -

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I pull pranks, too. Dr Cox was like, "Did you do that pre-rounding?" -

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-Sorry to interrupt. Could you get a pulmonary consult for Sally?

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-Sorry to interrupt. Could you get a pulmonary consult for Sally?

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-Yeah, yeah. -Why not do it before?

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-Yeah, yeah. -Why not do it before?

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You weren't sure if you'd be over-stepping your boundaries.

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You weren't sure if you'd be over-stepping your boundaries.

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What if I was an ass with a giant ego, or an ego with a giant ass?

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What if I was an ass with a giant ego, or an ego with a giant ass?

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Stop me, Sally! -Ha! -And you're gonna help me.

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I need you to help me get Sally, here, out of bed,

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I need you to help me get Sally, here, out of bed,

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then I can go back to trying to get her into bed.

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then I can go back to trying to get her into bed.

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-Stop! -You stop, foxy lady!

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You're doing great. Just follow your instincts, OK? And you, don't flirt.

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You're doing great. Just follow your instincts, OK? And you, don't flirt.

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-Wanna make him jealous? -No.

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Thank, thanks a latte! Thank, thank, well, well, well, thanks a lot!

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Thank, thanks a latte! Thank, thank, well, well, well, thanks a lot!

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I, oh, "Thanks a latte"! I got it!

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At a hospital, there's always one sure way to deal with boredom.

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You guys wanna go laugh at the narcoleptic guy?

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I know it sounds insensitive, but let's face it,

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I know it sounds insensitive, but let's face it,

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narcolepsy is a funny condition.

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And it can be triggered by a number of things, like stress.

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And it can be triggered by a number of things, like stress.

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Or anger, from, say,

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Or anger, from, say,

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three double-bogeys in a row. (SPLASH!)

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three double-bogeys in a row. (SPLASH!)

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Or,... in Mr Hilliard's case....

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Or,... in Mr Hilliard's case....

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-Sexual arousal!?

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-I'm going in. (SIGHS)

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-I'm going in. (SIGHS)

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Is falling asleep after sex considered narcolepsy?

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Is falling asleep after sex considered narcolepsy?

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Cos if it is, Mr Roberts got it.

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-OK, first, she's gonna stick her chest out,

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-OK, first, she's gonna stick her chest out,

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and then she'll toss her hair.

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-That's sexy. -And, drop!

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-Oh! Oops!

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-Oh! Oops!

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-Oh, that did it.

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-Oh, that did it.

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-Hell, yeah!

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-Hell, yeah!

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I have a boyfriend, work is going well,

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I have a boyfriend, work is going well,

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I feel cute for the first time in my life,

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my self-esteem cannot be touched!

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my self-esteem cannot be touched!

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-It's been weird since I got engaged.

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-You're right, I'll never get married!

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Message received! -This is about me.

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Message received! -This is about me.

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-Oh, really? -Yeah. -Oh, OK.

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-I don't feel attractive at all lately, like I've lost my spark.

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-I don't feel attractive at all lately, like I've lost my spark.

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-Oh, please! Remember what Kelso said about your hair?

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-Oh, please! Remember what Kelso said about your hair?

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-It makes you look frumpy! -I thought he said clumpy!

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-It makes you look frumpy! -I thought he said clumpy!

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-How is that better?

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-I... -You don't know.

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-I... -You don't know.

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-Morning, boys! -Sir?

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This is where we play. -Funny.

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This is where we play. -Funny.

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I thought this was where we worked.

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I thought this was where we worked.

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-I have a low-anterior resection this afternoon,

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and I'd really like to exercise in order to be at my best.

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and I'd really like to exercise in order to be at my best.

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-Well, I'd like to have grandkids someday,

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-Well, I'd like to have grandkids someday,

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but the last five Christmases, my son brought his roommate Brad home!

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but the last five Christmases, my son brought his roommate Brad home!

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So, you tell me whether life is fair.

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So, you tell me whether life is fair.

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-I can't believe you did your residency here!

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-I can't believe you did your residency here!

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-You kidding me? We lived, we loved, we sang to each other.

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-You kidding me? We lived, we loved, we sang to each other.

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Hey, Laverne, remember the time you and I got a little crazy, right?

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Hey, Laverne, remember the time you and I got a little crazy, right?

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Went to the waterfall, stripped off our scrubs, dove in. Remember?

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Went to the waterfall, stripped off our scrubs, dove in. Remember?

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-Are you hitting the crack-pipe? -That's the magic I'm talking about!

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-Are you hitting the crack-pipe? -That's the magic I'm talking about!

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-Hey, ladies. -You two must know each other.

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-Dr Cox. -Petey.

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-Dr Cox. -Petey.

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-When you're in an awkward situation,

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-When you're in an awkward situation,

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the best thing to do is to go to your happy place.

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the best thing to do is to go to your happy place.

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-Well, it's not uncommon! A lot of people

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keep plants in their apartment. Right, JD?

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keep plants in their apartment. Right, JD?

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(LAUGHS) Oh, Jay! You're so crazy!

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(LAUGHS) Oh, Jay! You're so crazy!

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(PLAYS MAD RIFF)

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-We have a little history. Yeah.

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-We have a little history. Yeah.

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-What's up his pooper? -He's mad cos I went into private practice,

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and he's stuck in this hell hole. -Yeah.

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and he's stuck in this hell hole. -Yeah.

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-That guy was my mentor. I lived and breathed for his approval.

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-That guy was my mentor. I lived and breathed for his approval.

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-That's lame. -I know! Once you learn the tricks, he's easy to deal with.

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-That's lame. -I know! Once you learn the tricks, he's easy to deal with.

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-Tell me about it. (LAUGHS) I'm serious, tell me about it. -Oh!

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-Tell me about it. (LAUGHS) I'm serious, tell me about it. -Oh!

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Oh. Er, well, you know when he gets on his rants, he gets all hyped up,

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Oh. Er, well, you know when he gets on his rants, he gets all hyped up,

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his veins stick out of his neck, and he yells at ya,

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his veins stick out of his neck, and he yells at ya,

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when he's done, just stare him right in the eye,

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and say, "I'm sorry, what were you saying?"

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and say, "I'm sorry, what were you saying?"

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(LAUGHS) It works, trust me.

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-No, I do. How do you get him to stop calling you girl's names?

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-No, I do. How do you get him to stop calling you girl's names?

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-Girl's names? -Oh. Never mind.

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-Girl's names? -Oh. Never mind.

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-Pukers! (BLOWS)

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I gotta get this thing fixed.

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I gotta get this thing fixed.

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-Allow me! May I?

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-Allow me! May I?

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Ah, yep. See, what you got here is a Medi-Com XJ.

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Ah, yep. See, what you got here is a Medi-Com XJ.

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Got a hip-guard on it. It's always coming loose?

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-It is always coming loose! -I've been there, I've seen it,

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-It is always coming loose! -I've been there, I've seen it,

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I fixed it. Give that a try, Missy.

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I fixed it. Give that a try, Missy.

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-Thank you! -Oh, for what? For doing my job?

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-Thank you! -Oh, for what? For doing my job?

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This kinda thing gets me up in the morning.

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That, and the smell of urinal cakes. (LAUGHS)

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That, and the smell of urinal cakes. (LAUGHS)

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Anyway, see you around! Have a good one!

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Anyway, see you around! Have a good one!

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-Back at ya!

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-What are you smiling about?

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-Oh, I just made a new friend.

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-Oh, I just made a new friend.

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(HUMS)

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-This is so unfair of Kelso. Everyone has a way of taking the edge off!

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-This is so unfair of Kelso. Everyone has a way of taking the edge off!

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You and I, we've got basketball.

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You and I, we've got basketball.

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Nurse Roberts has got her stories.

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-A guy named DRK must love Miss PacMan,

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-A guy named DRK must love Miss PacMan,

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cos he's got a high score of 41 million.

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-DRK? Dr Kelso!

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-DRK? Dr Kelso!

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(MAKES COMPUTER GAME SOUNDS)

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(MAKES COMPUTER GAME SOUNDS)

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-Oh, Miss PacMan, I would sex that bow right off your head!

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-Oh, Miss PacMan, I would sex that bow right off your head!

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Eat those dots, you naughty, naughty girl!

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Eat those dots, you naughty, naughty girl!

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-Hey, Dr Cox. -Oh, hey, buddy! I was just thinking about you!

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-Hey, Dr Cox. -Oh, hey, buddy! I was just thinking about you!

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It might be nice to have somebody around here who could help me out.

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It might be nice to have somebody around here who could help me out.

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You know, someone I could call, "My Resident"

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You know, someone I could call, "My Resident"

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and we'd do stuff together, medical stuff. It would just be peaches!

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Then it occurred to me that a guy

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who looked a hell of a lot like you used to be that guy.

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who looked a hell of a lot like you used to be that guy.

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Monica! Just because you have a new buddy

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doesn't mean you can drop all your regular duties.

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And I know I just said "drop your duties,"

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And I know I just said "drop your duties,"

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and, so help me God, if you even smile,

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I will crush you into two little newbie-cubes

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I will crush you into two little newbie-cubes

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and hang you from my rear-view mirror. Whatta you gotta say?

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and hang you from my rear-view mirror. Whatta you gotta say?

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-Just do it!

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-Just do it!

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I'm sorry, did you say something?

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-Welcome to today's lecture,

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-Welcome to today's lecture,

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The Biomechanical Reaction of Dr Cox When He's Not Being Listened To.

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The Biomechanical Reaction of Dr Cox When He's Not Being Listened To.

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Stage one, the jaw-clench. Arrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhh!

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Stage one, the jaw-clench. Arrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhh!

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Quickly followed by stage two, syllable elongation.

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Quickly followed by stage two, syllable elongation.

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-Newbie, I re-he-heally don't have time to repeat myself!

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-Newbie, I re-he-heally don't have time to repeat myself!

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-Finally, stage three. Dr Cox begrudgingly offers some respect,

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-Finally, stage three. Dr Cox begrudgingly offers some respect,

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but distances himself by over using the word "there."

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but distances himself by over using the word "there."

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-But, I gotta give it to you, there, for yanking my chain, there. There!

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-But, I gotta give it to you, there, for yanking my chain, there. There!

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-The young soldier is offered a prize for his courage.

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-The young soldier is offered a prize for his courage.

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Get ready!

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Get ready!

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-I'll tell you what, there, Newbie,

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-I'll tell you what, there, Newbie,

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if you want to stick around

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and help me out with Mrs Riley's pericardial synthesis

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and help me out with Mrs Riley's pericardial synthesis

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after work, that'd be great.

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after work, that'd be great.

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-I knew this was his way of reaching out, but still...

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I have plans tonight. -Oh, what plans?

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I have plans tonight. -Oh, what plans?

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-OK, think of something believable. Grandma died! No, don't do that,

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-OK, think of something believable. Grandma died! No, don't do that,

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if she dies, I'll feel bad. She's no spring chicken.

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if she dies, I'll feel bad. She's no spring chicken.

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I should call her. But whenever we talk,

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I have nothing to say. How about asking how I am?!

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I have nothing to say. How about asking how I am?!

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(WHISTLES) Newbie! My grandma died!

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(WHISTLES) Newbie! My grandma died!

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-Hello, Mr Hilliard.

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-Hey.

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-Hey.

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-Just wanna make sure you're comfortable!

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-Just wanna make sure you're comfortable!

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-Who are you?

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-Who are you?

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-They call me Carla. -OK, Carla it is.

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-They call me Carla. -OK, Carla it is.

#340

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-Mr Hilliard? -Mm-hmm?

#341

⇓

-Do I have something on my...

#342

⇓

-Do I have something on my...

#343

⇓

..lips? -Nope! Totally clean.

#344

⇓

..lips? -Nope! Totally clean.

#345

⇓

-I felt guilty about blowing off Dr Cox to grab a beer with Pete.

#346

⇓

Of course, that was before we got Nancy as our waitress.

#347

⇓

Of course, that was before we got Nancy as our waitress.

#348

⇓

-Nancy, the kid's a doctor, for crying out loud. He saves lives.

#349

⇓

-Nancy, the kid's a doctor, for crying out loud. He saves lives.

#350

⇓

That's worthy of your respect, or at least one drunken weekend in Vegas.

#351

⇓

That's worthy of your respect, or at least one drunken weekend in Vegas.

#352

⇓

-Three-day weekend! -Three days! Columbus day!

#353

⇓

-Three-day weekend! -Three days! Columbus day!

#354

⇓

That's coming up, right? Come on!

#355

⇓

-Everyone deals with problems in their own way.

#356

⇓

-Everyone deals with problems in their own way.

#357

⇓

Some lash out at others,...

#358

⇓

(SIGHS)

#359

⇓

(SIGHS)

#360

⇓

-..some just end up lashing out at themselves.

#361

⇓

-..some just end up lashing out at themselves.

#362

⇓

And some people just try to hide.

#363

⇓

And some people just try to hide.

#364

⇓

-Nancy! Nancy.

#365

⇓

-Unfortunately, that never works.

#366

⇓

Hey, Dr Cox. Look, I'm so sorry I lied to you last night.

#367

⇓

Hey, Dr Cox. Look, I'm so sorry I lied to you last night.

#368

⇓

I should've told you I was out with Pete.

#369

⇓

I should've told you I was out with Pete.

#370

⇓

-Did we just slip into some alternate dimension

#371

⇓

-Did we just slip into some alternate dimension

#372

⇓

where I give a flying ducky about what you say and do?

#373

⇓

-I know he's in private practice, but Pete's actually a really cool guy.

#374

⇓

-I know he's in private practice, but Pete's actually a really cool guy.

#375

⇓

-He is a bad guy, and Newbie,

#376

⇓

-He is a bad guy, and Newbie,

#377

⇓

if you're smart, you'll stay away from him.

#378

⇓

if you're smart, you'll stay away from him.

#379

⇓

-Ohhh, my God!

#380

⇓

You're actually jealous that I'm hanging out with another doctor!

#381

⇓

You're actually jealous that I'm hanging out with another doctor!

#382

⇓

-No, I'm not. -Laverne?

#383

⇓

-No, I'm not. -Laverne?

#384

⇓

-Jealous. -Ta-dow!

#385

⇓

-Look, Marsha, if I were you, I'd drop this jealousy thing right now.

#386

⇓

-Look, Marsha, if I were you, I'd drop this jealousy thing right now.

#387

⇓

-Don't worry about it, champ. It's alright to need me.

#388

⇓

-Don't worry about it, champ. It's alright to need me.

#389

⇓

(GRUNTS) -Touchdown!

#390

⇓

(GRUNTS) -Touchdown!

#391

⇓

Hi, Happy! -I'm hideous.

#392

⇓

Hi, Happy! -I'm hideous.

#393

⇓

I can't even get Todd to make a sex joke. Watch this.

#394

⇓

Hey, Todd? I'm out of extra-long tongue depressors, do you have one?

#395

⇓

Hey, Todd? I'm out of extra-long tongue depressors, do you have one?

#396

⇓

-Sorry, Carla, I'm all out. -He didn't say, "Yeah, in my pants".

#397

⇓

-Sorry, Carla, I'm all out. -He didn't say, "Yeah, in my pants".

#398

⇓

-God! What is so different about me since I got engaged?

#399

⇓

-God! What is so different about me since I got engaged?

#400

⇓

-Wait, I found one. It's not made of wood, but give me a minute!

#401

⇓

Hey, have you checked Mr Oberman for hypertension?

#402

⇓

Because I've got hypertension right here!

#403

⇓

Because I've got hypertension right here!

#404

⇓

-No... way!

#405

⇓

-No... way!

#406

⇓

(GIGGLES) Boobies!

#407

⇓

Charts.

#408

⇓

Charts.

#409

⇓

-I know it was you!

#410

⇓

-You mean this right here?

#411

⇓

-You mean this right here?

#412

⇓

This is mine from home.

#413

⇓

This is mine from home.

#414

⇓

-Forty million, son!

#415

⇓

Do you have any idea how many patients I had to ignore

#416

⇓

Do you have any idea how many patients I had to ignore

#417

⇓

to get that high score? People died!

#418

⇓

-Well, what about me, sir? I need to play basketball.

#419

⇓

-Well, what about me, sir? I need to play basketball.

#420

⇓

Since you lost that game, aren't you more stressed than usual?

#421

⇓

Since you lost that game, aren't you more stressed than usual?

#422

⇓

-Open! Open!

#423

⇓

-Open! Open!

#424

⇓

Open! OPEN!

#425

⇓

(LIFT DINGS)

#426

⇓

(LIFT DINGS)

#427

⇓

-Maybe a little. -So, what do we do now?

#428

⇓

-Maybe a little. -So, what do we do now?

#429

⇓

-Now, this is how you relieve stress.

#430

⇓

-Now, this is how you relieve stress.

#431

⇓

Dammit to hell!

#432

⇓

-You're saying the Janitor's a nice person? -He is such a sweetie.

#433

⇓

-I'm gonna ask him an innocuous little question,

#434

⇓

-I'm gonna ask him an innocuous little question,

#435

⇓

and his answer will be filled with hate. Filled with it! How's it going?

#436

⇓

and his answer will be filled with hate. Filled with it! How's it going?

#437

⇓

-Very well, sir. Thanks for asking. How are you?

#438

⇓

-Very well, sir. Thanks for asking. How are you?

#439

⇓

-Do you not see the hate? -What is wrong with you?

#440

⇓

-Do you not see the hate? -What is wrong with you?

#441

⇓

-That was a good one. -I think so.

#442

⇓

-That was a good one. -I think so.

#443

⇓

Alright, go. Hold it. Nah.

#444

⇓

-He's doing it!

#445

⇓

-He's doing it!

#446

⇓

-What's the deal, Alpha Dog? You ever gonna cut me some slack?

#447

⇓

-What's the deal, Alpha Dog? You ever gonna cut me some slack?

#448

⇓

-Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey...

#449

⇓

-Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey...

#450

⇓

-OK, good answer. Look, er,

#451

⇓

I know you're seeing Jordan again, I just wanted to say, good for you.

#452

⇓

I know you're seeing Jordan again, I just wanted to say, good for you.

#453

⇓

-Would you like to know what'd be good for you?

#454

⇓

-Would you like to know what'd be good for you?

#455

⇓

-More bran in my diet? -How about you never mention Jordan again?

#456

⇓

-More bran in my diet? -How about you never mention Jordan again?

#457

⇓

-Do you mind if I turn on CNN?

#458

⇓

Grandma bought me stock, I wanna see how it's doing.

#459

⇓

Grandma bought me stock, I wanna see how it's doing.

#460

⇓

-Look at Rockefeller. Pass me the remote, buddy.

#461

⇓

-Look at Rockefeller. Pass me the remote, buddy.

#462

⇓

-Cool! These guys are finally starting to get along.

#463

⇓

(CRASH!) Or not.

#464

⇓

(CRASH!) Or not.

#465

⇓

-No big deal! I'll, er, you know,

#466

⇓

do one of these, change the channel.

#467

⇓

do one of these, change the channel.

#468

⇓

-Or we could just leave it on this station.

#469

⇓

-Mr Hilliard, I like my body.

#470

⇓

-OK. -I didn't always.

#471

⇓

-OK. -I didn't always.

#472

⇓

When I was ten, my swim coach told me my butt stuck out of the water.

#473

⇓

When I was ten, my swim coach told me my butt stuck out of the water.

#474

⇓

But now? I like it when my boyfriend looks and my wagon

#475

⇓

But now? I like it when my boyfriend looks and my wagon

#476

⇓

and goes "BAM!", you know? I'm OK with my curves.

#477

⇓

Women inject God-knows-what into their face to have lips like mine!

#478

⇓

Mr Hilliard! I can hop out of the shower and look at my naked body

#479

⇓

Mr Hilliard! I can hop out of the shower and look at my naked body

#480

⇓

for ten seconds without losing it, that's more than most women!

#481

⇓

for ten seconds without losing it, that's more than most women!

#482

⇓

Still, when I can't make you fall asleep,

#483

⇓

Still, when I can't make you fall asleep,

#484

⇓

it's like hearing my swim coach again,

#485

⇓

it's like hearing my swim coach again,

#486

⇓

and my body doesn't deserve that.

#487

⇓

-What do you want me to do? -Fall asleep.

#488

⇓

-What do you want me to do? -Fall asleep.

#489

⇓

-I'm not attracted to you! -WHY!?

#490

⇓

-You remind me of my sister. -But I'm not your sister!

#491

⇓

-You remind me of my sister. -But I'm not your sister!

#492

⇓

That's what I'm talking about.

#493

⇓

(EXHALES) Had to be done.

#494

⇓

(EXHALES) Had to be done.

#495

⇓

-OK. Terrific. Grown-ups tackle each other all the time.

#496

⇓

-OK. Terrific. Grown-ups tackle each other all the time.

#497

⇓

Perry, I can't change what already happened,

#498

⇓

Perry, I can't change what already happened,

#499

⇓

but believe me, I never meant to come between you and anyone.

#500

⇓

-Watching Dr Cox and Pete fight over me was,

#501

⇓

-Watching Dr Cox and Pete fight over me was,

#502

⇓

aw, hell, I'll say it, it was awesome!

#503

⇓

aw, hell, I'll say it, it was awesome!

#504

⇓

-You went ahead and took something that did not belong to you.

#505

⇓

-You went ahead and took something that did not belong to you.

#506

⇓

-A bit possessive, but I'm flattered.

#507

⇓

-Worse than that, you did it knowing just exactly how I felt about her.

#508

⇓

-Worse than that, you did it knowing just exactly how I felt about her.

#509

⇓

-Ah, he just wouldn't be Dr Cox if he didn't refer to me as a her.

#510

⇓

-Ah, he just wouldn't be Dr Cox if he didn't refer to me as a her.

#511

⇓

-Hey, for what it's worth, I didn't make the first move.

#512

⇓

-Hey, for what it's worth, I didn't make the first move.

#513

⇓

-That's a lie! You bought me a latte!

#514

⇓

-That's a lie! You bought me a latte!

#515

⇓

Hey, guys.

#516

⇓

Hey, guys.

#517

⇓

-We were having problems.

#518

⇓

Problems that you knew all about because I confided in you.

#519

⇓

Problems that you knew all about because I confided in you.

#520

⇓

What did you do? You used it to get Jordan into bed, didn't you?

#521

⇓

What did you do? You used it to get Jordan into bed, didn't you?

#522

⇓

Didn't you?

#523

⇓

Didn't you?

#524

⇓

-Perry, come on. -Go.

#525

⇓

-And the reason Dr Cox and his wife got divorced became abundantly clear.

#526

⇓

-And the reason Dr Cox and his wife got divorced became abundantly clear.

#527

⇓

-Yes! Get in there!

#528

⇓

-Yes! Get in there!

#529

⇓

Say it! -I'm your bitch.

#530

⇓

Say it! -I'm your bitch.

#531

⇓

-Don't be too hard on yourself, sir!

#532

⇓

-Don't be too hard on yourself, sir!

#533

⇓

You only been playing this game for 56 years!

#534

⇓

-Dr Kelso, is this young man a guest of yours?

#535

⇓

-Dr Kelso, is this young man a guest of yours?

#536

⇓

-Dave, I've never seen him before in my life.

#537

⇓

-Dave, I've never seen him before in my life.

#538

⇓

-Really? -Dave,...

#539

⇓

-Really? -Dave,...

#540

⇓

Hey, man, you, you don't gotta... -Oh, yeah, I do.

#541

⇓

Hey, man, you, you don't gotta... -Oh, yeah, I do.

#542

⇓

Don't you run from me! Don't! Hey!

#543

⇓

Don't you run from me! Don't! Hey!

#544

⇓

-Dr Kelso!

#545

⇓

-Dr Kelso!

#546

⇓

Hey, hey! Jack Daniels! What's cracking?

#547

⇓

My hot cousin's volleyball team has a game tonight,

#548

⇓

My hot cousin's volleyball team has a game tonight,

#549

⇓

tall girls, tiny shorts, you in?

#550

⇓

-Er, I think I'm gonna pass.

#551

⇓

-Er, I think I'm gonna pass.

#552

⇓

-Oh, you're still in Perr-a-reeno's corner. But that's OK, buddy.

#553

⇓

-Oh, you're still in Perr-a-reeno's corner. But that's OK, buddy.

#554

⇓

Just a word to the wise. Just be careful who you hitch your wagon to.

#555

⇓

Just a word to the wise. Just be careful who you hitch your wagon to.

#556

⇓

I mean that. Yikes!

#557

⇓

I mean that. Yikes!

#558

⇓

I gotta go, OK? Hi! Could I buy you a house?

#559

⇓

I gotta go, OK? Hi! Could I buy you a house?

#560

⇓

-I guess sometimes it comes down to loyalty.

#561

⇓

Hey, Dr Cox! -Still no talking in the bathroom, Newbie.

#562

⇓

Hey, Dr Cox! -Still no talking in the bathroom, Newbie.

#563

⇓

You know what's weird? -That you're allowed to talk?

#564

⇓

You know what's weird? -That you're allowed to talk?

#565

⇓

-I never blamed Jordan. I was a chief resident, I was here all the time,

#566

⇓

-I never blamed Jordan. I was a chief resident, I was here all the time,

#567

⇓

and I always made damn sure she knew she came second.

#568

⇓

and I always made damn sure she knew she came second.

#569

⇓

But, God almighty, I'm trying harder this time.

#570

⇓

But, God almighty, I'm trying harder this time.

#571

⇓

I just hope I'm doing the right thing, you know?

#572

⇓

-Who cares if Jordan wants it a secret?

#573

⇓

-Who cares if Jordan wants it a secret?

#574

⇓

Tell him it's his baby! Scream it from the mountains!

#575

⇓

Tell him it's his baby! Scream it from the mountains!

#576

⇓

Dr Cox!

#577

⇓

-Oh, there you are! -Hey, babe. -Hi, handsome.

#578

⇓

-Oh, there you are! -Hey, babe. -Hi, handsome.

#579

⇓

How are you?

#580

⇓

Oh!

#581

⇓

Oh!

#582

⇓

Hello, DJ.

#583

⇓

-Hey, Jordan. How ya doin'?

#584

⇓

-Hey, Jordan. How ya doin'?

#585

⇓

-Oh! -Around here, you have to grab hold of the littlest victories.

#586

⇓

-Oh! -Around here, you have to grab hold of the littlest victories.

#587

⇓

Whether it's victories over your insecurities,...

#588

⇓

-Doc, Doc, Dr Kelso?

#589

⇓

-..or security's victories over you.

#590

⇓

-..or security's victories over you.

#591

⇓

-Dr Kelso!

#592

⇓

-Either way,

#593

⇓

you gotta choose your battles.

#594

⇓

you gotta choose your battles.

#595

⇓

I want you to tell her the truth, dammit.

#596

⇓

You're a surly, devious, horrible excuse for a human being!

#597

⇓

You're a surly, devious, horrible excuse for a human being!

#598

⇓

Who's that?

#599

⇓

Who's that?

#600

⇓

-It's my son. -Oh, my God, JD!

#601

⇓

-It's my son. -Oh, my God, JD!

#602

⇓

-I'm sorry. I didn't see him there. -No, no, no, I'm glad he heard it.

#603

⇓

-I'm sorry. I didn't see him there. -No, no, no, I'm glad he heard it.

#604

⇓

I think it's important he sees how the world treats people like us.

#605

⇓

I think it's important he sees how the world treats people like us.

#606

⇓

-I'm so sorry.

#607

⇓

-I'm so sorry.

#608

⇓

-Who the hell are you?

#609

⇓

-Who the hell are you?

#610

⇓

Go on, beat it.

#611

⇓

Go on, beat it.

#612

⇓

Scram.

#613

⇓

All right, stick around.

#614

⇓

All right, stick around.

#615

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#616

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#617

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