Scrubs

'Work seems different now that I'm a resident. I feel more confident,

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more like a... hell, I'll say it, a doctor.'

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Good morning people!

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Good morning people!

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You're gonna be fine, ma'am. -I work here.

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You're gonna be fine, ma'am. -I work here.

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-Doesn't change the fact that you're gonna be fine.

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-Doesn't change the fact that you're gonna be fine.

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-Why in the hell are you wearing a coat?

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-I'm a doctor. -Look, Babs, if you're truly worried about people seeing

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-I'm a doctor. -Look, Babs, if you're truly worried about people seeing

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your ass, just do what the girls do and tie a sweater around your waist.

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your ass, just do what the girls do and tie a sweater around your waist.

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your ass, just do what the girls do and tie a sweater around your waist.

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-I look doctorly. -You look like the guy who buys a bronze star, pins it

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-I look doctorly. -You look like the guy who buys a bronze star, pins it

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to his lapel and tells people to call him sarge.

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And Newbie, nobody likes that guy, not a soul.

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And Newbie, nobody likes that guy, not a soul.

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-I was in the military. -Where did you come from?

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-If I find you wearing a bronzie,

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-If I find you wearing a bronzie,

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I'm gonna make things uncomfortable for ya.

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I'm gonna make things uncomfortable for ya.

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'Coat-wearing doctors don't take this -crap.' You weren't in the military.

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'Coat-wearing doctors don't take this -crap.' You weren't in the military.

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-Yes, I was. -Which branch? -The janitor branch.

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-Yes, I was. -Which branch? -The janitor branch.

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-I'm watching you... that's right, sasquatch!

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-I'm watching you... that's right, sasquatch!

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'You see, things have changed.'

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'You see, things have changed.'

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'We'd begun to adapt to new situations.'

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'We'd begun to adapt to new situations.'

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-Oh, my back's on fire. If Dr Amato was any shorter,

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-Oh, my back's on fire. If Dr Amato was any shorter,

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I'd pass instruments with my feet.

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-Dr Turk, I need you down here.

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-Dr Turk, I need you down here.

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-Coming down.

#40

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-Coming down.

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'Even others are starting -to see us differently.'

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-Hey, there, Doctor!

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-Hey, there, Doctor!

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-Oh, me! Of course, because I'm a doctor! I mean, I've got the outfit!

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-Oh, me! Of course, because I'm a doctor! I mean, I've got the outfit!

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I've got the, er, heart, er, hearing thingy.

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I've got the, er, heart, er, hearing thingy.

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-A stethoscope?

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-A stethoscope?

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-Ooh! Paging Dr Know-It-All to the cafeteria.

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-Oh! Sweet baby James!

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-Oh! Sweet baby James!

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'Most importantly, we've started -to treat each other with respect.'

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'Most importantly, we've started -to treat each other with respect.'

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-Dude, you are such a loser, man!

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-Dude, you are such a loser, man!

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-I'm trying to separate myself from the pack. -You already have, Bambi,

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-I'm trying to separate myself from the pack. -You already have, Bambi,

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you're the biggest geek to come through here. -Yeah!

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you're the biggest geek to come through here. -Yeah!

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-And you're the frat-boy with a back problem. -Yeah.

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-Do me! Do me! -You're gonna wanna be careful about yelling that in a bar.

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-Do me! Do me! -You're gonna wanna be careful about yelling that in a bar.

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-Do me! Do me! -You're gonna wanna be careful about yelling that in a bar.

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-You guys get to be something. The dork, the jock,

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the spicy firecracker from the school of hard knocks.

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the spicy firecracker from the school of hard knocks.

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Tell me, what am I? -You're white. -The whitest. -Yeah, you are.

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Tell me, what am I? -You're white. -The whitest. -Yeah, you are.

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-Come on, JD's white.

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-Come on, JD's white.

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-I ain't hearing that, woman, cos I'm talking to him.

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-I ain't hearing that, woman, cos I'm talking to him.

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-OK, it's a tie.

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-OK, it's a tie.

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-T Diddy?!

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-T Diddy?!

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# I can't do this all on my own

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# No, I know,

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# I'm no superman

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# I'm no superman #

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# I'm no superman #

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-You got me in the ICU for a cold? -Mr Blair, you have a severe sinus infection.

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-You got me in the ICU for a cold? -Mr Blair, you have a severe sinus infection.

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You were admitted delirious from your 106 degree temperature,

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completely naked and adamant about staying that way.

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completely naked and adamant about staying that way.

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-I was hot. -I'll second that... um-hmm!

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-I was hot. -I'll second that... um-hmm!

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-Sharp coat, sport. -Yeah, it's spiffy.

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-Shocker, Big Bob, you care more about appearances -

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-Shocker, Big Bob, you care more about appearances -

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-Better finish that thought. I'm not breaking my gait.

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-Better finish that thought. I'm not breaking my gait.

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-Substance? Style? What's important? Coat? Not. -Ha, ha, too slow!

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-Substance? Style? What's important? Coat? Not. -Ha, ha, too slow!

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-Think he really got through to him.

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-Think he really got through to him.

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Oh, my God, you hear like a bat! (SNARLS)

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Oh, my God, you hear like a bat! (SNARLS)

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'I wish I had a guy in my life that -would stop me before I did something stupid.'

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'I wish I had a guy in my life that -would stop me before I did something stupid.'

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(OPERATICALLY) # Mistake! #

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(OPERATICALLY) # Mistake! #

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'I don't know why -he's an opera singer.'

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'I don't know why -he's an opera singer.'

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-Listen, tiny dancer, I wouldn't be flapping my mouth if I'd forgotten to get a blood culture on Mr Blair.

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-Listen, tiny dancer, I wouldn't be flapping my mouth if I'd forgotten to get a blood culture on Mr Blair.

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Do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

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Do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

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Do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

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Maybe you were running late, cos you couldn't find a thong for those

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Maybe you were running late, cos you couldn't find a thong for those

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Maybe you were busy bopping along to whatever boy band makes your heart race.

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Maybe you were busy bopping along to whatever boy band makes your heart race.

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Maybe you were busy bopping along to whatever boy band makes your heart race.

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But one thing's sure-shooting, you wound up at the dumb-dumb store and you went ahead

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But one thing's sure-shooting, you wound up at the dumb-dumb store and you went ahead

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and put as much of that into the car as you could fit. Didn't ya?

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and put as much of that into the car as you could fit. Didn't ya?

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'Then I did something -I've never done before.'

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'Then I did something -I've never done before.'

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If you flipped the page, you'd see that I pan-cultured him yesterday.

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If you flipped the page, you'd see that I pan-cultured him yesterday.

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But that would get in the way of the pleasure you get from other people's slip-ups.

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But that would get in the way of the pleasure you get from other people's slip-ups.

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Too bad, Buster Brown, cos I'm not gonna make the mistakes I made last year.

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Too bad, Buster Brown, cos I'm not gonna make the mistakes I made last year.

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Too bad, Buster Brown, cos I'm not gonna make the mistakes I made last year.

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And don't yell at me in front of my patient. -Buster Brown? -Buster Brown.

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And don't yell at me in front of my patient. -Buster Brown? -Buster Brown.

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'Focus all energy on lip not quivering.'

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'Focus all energy on lip not quivering.'

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(GROWLS) 'Wow!'

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(GROWLS) 'Wow!'

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-How's the back, sweetness? -Perfect.

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-How's the back, sweetness? -Perfect.

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I'm sorry I haven't given you the regular dose of the Turky-Jerky.

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I'm sorry I haven't given you the regular dose of the Turky-Jerky.

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But rest assured your man will be back in action before you know it.

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But rest assured your man will be back in action before you know it.

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-You go ahead and take your time. (GROANS)

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-Hey, big fella, we're together in a thyroidectomy this afternoon.

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-Hey, big fella, we're together in a thyroidectomy this afternoon.

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-Hey, big fella, we're together in a thyroidectomy this afternoon.

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Could be a long one. -Oh, that's great, Dr Amato.

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Could be a long one. -Oh, that's great, Dr Amato.

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-Domo Arigato, Dr Amato.

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How was that not funny? -I don't know, dude.

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How was that not funny? -I don't know, dude.

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-You guys are like Starsky and Hutch! -Yeah, if Starsky was a ventriloquist and Hutch was a tiny puppet.

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-You guys are like Starsky and Hutch! -Yeah, if Starsky was a ventriloquist and Hutch was a tiny puppet.

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-I would watch that. -Yeah. -Why do you keep ending up with him?

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-I would watch that. -Yeah. -Why do you keep ending up with him?

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-I skipped guy's night out. -Ending up with him is punishment?

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-I skipped guy's night out. -Ending up with him is punishment?

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-No, I enjoy needing you to lower me onto the toilet. Check that out.

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-No, I enjoy needing you to lower me onto the toilet. Check that out.

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'I know it looks innocent, -but Eliot was late this morning,

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'I know it looks innocent, -but Eliot was late this morning,

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plus once you've been here a while, you learn to read between the lines.'

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plus once you've been here a while, you learn to read between the lines.'

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Hhhm? -Umm-hmm!

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-Mrs Bumbry, unfortunately you didn't qualify

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-Mrs Bumbry, unfortunately you didn't qualify

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for the GI clinical trials so we'll just keep plugging away.

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for the GI clinical trials so we'll just keep plugging away.

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-So how was the sex with that guy?

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-What guy? I wasn't-I- -Eliot,

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-What guy? I wasn't-I- -Eliot,

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I have other patients. Mrs Bumbry needs a nap. We'll all very busy.

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I have other patients. Mrs Bumbry needs a nap. We'll all very busy.

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-I've never done anything like this. I met him and slept with him. Pow!

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-I've never done anything like this. I met him and slept with him. Pow!

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-God, I miss one-night stands. -Since I knew it was just a fling,

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-God, I miss one-night stands. -Since I knew it was just a fling,

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I wasn't afraid to ask him for exactly what I wanted!

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I wasn't afraid to ask him for exactly what I wanted!

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-Which was? -Shirt on, lights off, no talking.

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-Which was? -Shirt on, lights off, no talking.

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-Well, you just be careful. You wouldn't believe

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-Well, you just be careful. You wouldn't believe

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how quickly a reputation can be made in this hospital.

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how quickly a reputation can be made in this hospital.

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-You're a bit of a slut, aren't you?

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-You're a bit of a slut, aren't you?

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# Here comes my baby

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# Here comes my baby

#189

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# Here she comes now

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# And that comes as no surprise... #

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# And that comes as no surprise... #

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-As soon as we get out of this sterile field,

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-As soon as we get out of this sterile field,

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I am going to need the man who hit that... to hit THAT.

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I am going to need the man who hit that... to hit THAT.

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# Walking with a love,

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# With a love that's all so fine

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# With a love that's all so fine

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# Never could be mine

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# No matter how I try #

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# No matter how I try #

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-Wait a minute, I'm Eliot Reid.

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-Wait a minute, I'm Eliot Reid.

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People, listen up, this rumour ends right now!

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People, listen up, this rumour ends right now!

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She slept with him and she hardly knew him.

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She slept with him and she hardly knew him.

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-Does that happen a lot around here? -Not enough.

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-Does that happen a lot around here? -Not enough.

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-Mr Blair, that infection's hanging around.

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I wanna put you on a broader-spectrum intravenous antibiotic.

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I wanna put you on a broader-spectrum intravenous antibiotic.

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-But I'm feeling a lot better.

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-But I'm feeling a lot better.

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-I'm gonna tell you something my mom used to tell me.

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-I'm gonna tell you something my mom used to tell me.

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In the case of a sinus infection not responding to a cycle of antibiotics,

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In the case of a sinus infection not responding to a cycle of antibiotics,

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the recommended protocol is imipenum - 500mg, IVQ - 6 hours.

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the recommended protocol is imipenum - 500mg, IVQ - 6 hours.

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Got me through a lot of hard times.

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Got me through a lot of hard times.

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'I love it that he trusted me. It's one of the best feelings you can have as a doctor.'

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'I love it that he trusted me. It's one of the best feelings you can have as a doctor.'

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-How's it going? -You can't wear that.

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-How's it going? -You can't wear that.

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-What, you mean after Labor Day? Nah. -You know what I mean.

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-What, you mean after Labor Day? Nah. -You know what I mean.

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-It's white coat. Anybody can wear a white coat.

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-It's white coat. Anybody can wear a white coat.

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(Jerk.)

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-You're what we call... a goner.

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I'm kidding, there's nothing there.

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I'm kidding, there's nothing there.

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-So, Mrs Bumbry has inflammatory-valve disease, huh?

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-So, Mrs Bumbry has inflammatory-valve disease, huh?

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-Yeah. The new drug they're testing could help but she doesn't qualify. -Right.

#238

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-Yeah. The new drug they're testing could help but she doesn't qualify. -Right.

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-You OK? -I liked Bow Wow when he was Lil Bow Wow.

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-Rappers - they grow up so fast.

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-Rappers - they grow up so fast.

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Carla, if you're gonna survive in medicine, you've gotta accept the rules.

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Carla, if you're gonna survive in medicine, you've gotta accept the rules.

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Anyone from the clinical trial here?

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Anyone from the clinical trial here?

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(WHISTLES) Helloo, helloo?

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(WHISTLES) Helloo, helloo?

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This lady's supposed to be in this trial. -OK.

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-What the hell did you just do?

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-What the hell did you just do?

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-When you speak of this - and I know you will - could I be shirtless?

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-When you speak of this - and I know you will - could I be shirtless?

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See, I think I would be even more impressive if I was shirtless.

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See, I think I would be even more impressive if I was shirtless.

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-All I'm saying is, if you're a criminal,

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-All I'm saying is, if you're a criminal,

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even if you are afraid of Starsky, if you round a corner and a hutch-puppet jumps out... it's over.

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even if you are afraid of Starsky, if you round a corner and a hutch-puppet jumps out... it's over.

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-Does it have a real gun or a puppet gun. -Puppet gun, sewn to his hand.

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-Does it have a real gun or a puppet gun. -Puppet gun, sewn to his hand.

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-OK, I'd watch that.

#262

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-OK, I'd watch that.

#263

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Whassup, fellas?

#264

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Whassup, fellas?

#265

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'I don't care -what hospital you go to,

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'I don't care -what hospital you go to,

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surgery is still a boy's club.'

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'I'm just as cool as those guys.'

#269

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'I'm just as cool as those guys.'

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Bye, Turk. -Tito, settle a little medical debate for us.

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Bye, Turk. -Tito, settle a little medical debate for us.

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I think Eliot's got a modest rack, at best.

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I think Eliot's got a modest rack, at best.

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But my favourite attending here, says that when he was tuning

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But my favourite attending here, says that when he was tuning

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in Tokyo the other night, the reception was excellent.

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in Tokyo the other night, the reception was excellent.

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-Eliot's a friend, so I don't wanna talk about that.

#279

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-Eliot's a friend, so I don't wanna talk about that.

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-So, Dr Turk, how is your back?

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-My back's as swollen as Eliot's big-ass breasts, sir.

#282

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-My back's as swollen as Eliot's big-ass breasts, sir.

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(BOTH) Alright!

#284

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-I was paged. -Patient's complaining of anosmia.

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-I was paged. -Patient's complaining of anosmia.

#286

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-Anosmia?

#287

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-Anosmia?

#288

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You know I always thought it was very funny that losing

#289

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You know I always thought it was very funny that losing

#290

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your sense of smell was called anosmia.

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your sense of smell was called anosmia.

#292

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ANOS-mia, you know, like SCHNOZ-mia.

#293

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Don't you find that very funny?

#294

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Don't you find that very funny?

#295

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He doesn't. -I'm calling Dr Cox. -Nobody needs to go call Dr Cox.

#296

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He doesn't. -I'm calling Dr Cox. -Nobody needs to go call Dr Cox.

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-This is only temporary, right? -Course it's temporary...

#298

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-This is only temporary, right? -Course it's temporary...

#299

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..could also be slightly more un-temporary.

#300

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-Permanent? 'Just when you think -you have this place figured out

#301

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-Permanent? 'Just when you think -you have this place figured out

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it finds a new way to get you.'

#303

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it finds a new way to get you.'

#304

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-I'm waiting.

#305

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-I'm waiting.

#306

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-Unfortunately, you've, er, put us in somewhat of a legal bind.

#307

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-Unfortunately, you've, er, put us in somewhat of a legal bind.

#308

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-Way to go, Ted. Good God, man, you couldn't scare a child.

#309

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-Way to go, Ted. Good God, man, you couldn't scare a child.

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-Who-Who would want to? -Dr Cox, do you know how much money

#311

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-Who-Who would want to? -Dr Cox, do you know how much money

#312

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we make from that trial into which you took the liberty of enrolling your patient.

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we make from that trial into which you took the liberty of enrolling your patient.

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we make from that trial into which you took the liberty of enrolling your patient.

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-I'm gonna go ahead and guess, $7. 'Sometimes it comes right at ya.'

#316

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-I'm gonna go ahead and guess, $7. 'Sometimes it comes right at ya.'

#317

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-Keep smiling, tough guy. First I'm going -

#318

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-Keep smiling, tough guy. First I'm going -

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-Better finish that thought, Bobcat, cos I'm not breaking my gait.

#320

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-Better finish that thought, Bobcat, cos I'm not breaking my gait.

#321

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-What are you looking at? -Nothing.

#322

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-What are you looking at? -Nothing.

#323

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'Sometimes it sneaks up on you.'

#324

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'Sometimes it sneaks up on you.'

#325

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-Plus, when she dated JD, she would just wear a t-shirt in the morning.

#326

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-Plus, when she dated JD, she would just wear a t-shirt in the morning.

#327

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When she reached up to grab a box of cereal everybody got two-scoops of booty-flakes.

#328

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When she reached up to grab a box of cereal everybody got two-scoops of booty-flakes.

#329

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And the two-scoops, they were packed with flavour.

#330

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And the two-scoops, they were packed with flavour.

#331

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You know what I'm saying? Right?

#332

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You know what I'm saying? Right?

#333

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I didn't want the antibiotics. When your first grand-kid is born,

#334

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I didn't want the antibiotics. When your first grand-kid is born,

#335

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and you smell his head, call me, tell me how great it is.

#336

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and you smell his head, call me, tell me how great it is.

#337

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-I'm really sorry. 'Sometimes, it hits you where you didn't know you were vulnerable.'

#338

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-I'm really sorry. 'Sometimes, it hits you where you didn't know you were vulnerable.'

#339

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-Yeah, well, you should be. It's your fault.

#340

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-Yeah, well, you should be. It's your fault.

#341

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-No more silly mistakes, huh? Nice going there, Newbie.

#342

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-No more silly mistakes, huh? Nice going there, Newbie.

#343

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'Damn.'

#344

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'Damn.'

#345

⇓

Ted, you seem different.

#346

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Ted, you seem different.

#347

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-I bought some relaxation tapes...

#348

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They're working.

#349

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-A patient's blaming me for losing his sense of smell.

#350

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-A patient's blaming me for losing his sense of smell.

#351

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-Oh, my God, you cut off someone's nose? Where is it?

#352

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-Oh, my God, you cut off someone's nose? Where is it?

#353

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Do you have it on you? You're disgusting.

#354

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Do you have it on you? You're disgusting.

#355

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-I just gave him IV imipenum. -Kelso's gonna blame me.

#356

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Just get rid of the nose. -I don't have it. Maybe you should calm down.

#357

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Just get rid of the nose. -I don't have it. Maybe you should calm down.

#358

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Just get rid of the nose. -I don't have it. Maybe you should calm down.

#359

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-Maybe YOU should calm down!

#360

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-My bad.

#361

⇓

-My bad.

#362

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-Imipenum, imipenum, imipenum.

#363

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-Imipenum, imipenum, imipenum.

#364

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Unlike gentamicin, tetracycline, imipenum has never been associated with anosmia.

#365

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Unlike gentamicin, tetracycline, imipenum has never been associated with anosmia.

#366

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My God, we're OK. We're OK.

#367

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-Great, thank you, Ted.

#368

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-Great, thank you, Ted.

#369

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-It's my birthday. -What? -Nothing.

#370

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-It's my birthday. -What? -Nothing.

#371

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# And many more #

#372

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# And many more #

#373

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Eliot, come on, it's so tough to be a surgeon.

#374

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Eliot, come on, it's so tough to be a surgeon.

#375

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If you're not in, you're out.

#376

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-Dr Turk.

#377

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-Dr Turk.

#378

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Down here.

#379

⇓

Down here.

#380

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You switched off on our exploratory laparotomy this afternoon.

#381

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You switched off on our exploratory laparotomy this afternoon.

#382

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-I-I had to - -It's because I'm short.

#383

⇓

-I-I had to - -It's because I'm short.

#384

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-You're not short. -Look, I know I'm the surgical assignment booby prize.

#385

⇓

-You're not short. -Look, I know I'm the surgical assignment booby prize.

#386

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If my other choice is that boy's club, I'd rather they make fun of me.

#387

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If my other choice is that boy's club, I'd rather they make fun of me.

#388

⇓

-What could they make - -Stop it.

#389

⇓

-What could they make - -Stop it.

#390

⇓

It is possible to be a good surgeon without playing their game, OK?

#391

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It is possible to be a good surgeon without playing their game, OK?

#392

⇓

-You're really short. -I know.

#393

⇓

-You're really short. -I know.

#394

⇓

No, Dr Murray, I don't want any fries to go with this shake.

#395

⇓

No, Dr Murray, I don't want any fries to go with this shake.

#396

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I don't even know what that means.

#397

⇓

I don't even know what that means.

#398

⇓

-Dr Reid? -What, you wanna know how many ceiling tiles I've counted?

#399

⇓

-Dr Reid? -What, you wanna know how many ceiling tiles I've counted?

#400

⇓

You wanna call me a name? Like sluzzident,

#401

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which is half-slut, half-resident.

#402

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which is half-slut, half-resident.

#403

⇓

-No. I just wanted to know where the G-spot is. -The what-spot?

#404

⇓

-No. I just wanted to know where the G-spot is. -The what-spot?

#405

⇓

For the hundredth time, you're right.

#406

⇓

For the hundredth time, you're right.

#407

⇓

You had nothing to do with me getting involved in this case.

#408

⇓

You had nothing to do with me getting involved in this case.

#409

⇓

But, Carla, the bigger problem is how do we get you to stop annoying me?

#410

⇓

But, Carla, the bigger problem is how do we get you to stop annoying me?

#411

⇓

-Oh, I'm the problem. Can't you just for once stay out of your own way?

#412

⇓

-Oh, I'm the problem. Can't you just for once stay out of your own way?

#413

⇓

-Can't you just for once not be such a busybody?

#414

⇓

-Can't you just for once not be such a busybody?

#415

⇓

Oh, sore spot.

#416

⇓

-What spot. -Sore spot. -Damn it!

#417

⇓

-What spot. -Sore spot. -Damn it!

#418

⇓

'OK. The next step is to find out -what did cause Mr Blair's loss of smell.'

#419

⇓

'OK. The next step is to find out -what did cause Mr Blair's loss of smell.'

#420

⇓

'OK. The next step is to find out -what did cause Mr Blair's loss of smell.'

#421

⇓

-Hey, pal. -Excuse me,...

#422

⇓

..doctor? -No, I'm not a doctor. I'm a janitor.

#423

⇓

-I just assumed because of the coat.

#424

⇓

-I just assumed because of the coat.

#425

⇓

-Right, well, janitors wear white coats around here too.

#426

⇓

-Right, well, janitors wear white coats around here too.

#427

⇓

-You guys do a great job. -We thank you.

#428

⇓

-You guys do a great job. -We thank you.

#429

⇓

-No, I'm a doctor. Look at the books, woman!

#430

⇓

-No, I'm a doctor. Look at the books, woman!

#431

⇓

-Whoa! Is that a man's back?!

#432

⇓

-Whoa! Is that a man's back?!

#433

⇓

-Hey, check out who I have assisting Dr Rumpel-surgeon.

#434

⇓

-Hey, check out who I have assisting Dr Rumpel-surgeon.

#435

⇓

-His name's Dr Amato and that girl you slept with, her name's Dr Reid.

#436

⇓

-His name's Dr Amato and that girl you slept with, her name's Dr Reid.

#437

⇓

You should show them some respect.

#438

⇓

You should show them some respect.

#439

⇓

You should show them some respect.

#440

⇓

Says me.

#441

⇓

Says me.

#442

⇓

-Dr Kelso. -Mmn, Carla.

#443

⇓

You look as good as I feel.

#444

⇓

You look as good as I feel.

#445

⇓

You look as good as I feel.

#446

⇓

-The patient Dr Cox got into the GI clinical trial.

#447

⇓

-The patient Dr Cox got into the GI clinical trial.

#448

⇓

She was disqualified because her chart said she was 63.

#449

⇓

She was disqualified because her chart said she was 63.

#450

⇓

But the genius who admitted her got her age wrong.

#451

⇓

She's actually a perfect candidate.

#452

⇓

-And Dr Cox knew this?

#453

⇓

-And Dr Cox knew this?

#454

⇓

-He knew the whole time. -Fan-damn-tastic.

#455

⇓

-He knew the whole time. -Fan-damn-tastic.

#456

⇓

Sweetheart, you'd better heel-toe out of here, because you know I'm going to take this out on somebody.

#457

⇓

Sweetheart, you'd better heel-toe out of here, because you know I'm going to take this out on somebody.

#458

⇓

-Bye-bye.

#459

⇓

-Bye-bye.

#460

⇓

-May I join you?

#461

⇓

-May I join you?

#462

⇓

-By all means.

#463

⇓

'Armed with the knowledge that I was -right, I thought I'd enjoy this walk.'

#464

⇓

'Armed with the knowledge that I was -right, I thought I'd enjoy this walk.'

#465

⇓

'But I had to empathise, I've been there, I saw the signs.'

#466

⇓

'But I had to empathise, I've been there, I saw the signs.'

#467

⇓

'The shameful, averted gaze.'

#468

⇓

'The nervous shifting.'

#469

⇓

'The nervous shifting.'

#470

⇓

'And of course, the wild, uncontrollable urination.'

#471

⇓

'And of course, the wild, uncontrollable urination.'

#472

⇓

-Pah, pah, pah, pah...

#473

⇓

-Pah, pah, pah, pah...

#474

⇓

I'm thrilled you approve, but for the last time,

#475

⇓

I'm up here. I'm up here. I'm up here.

#476

⇓

I'm up here. I'm up here. I'm up here.

#477

⇓

-You were wrong and I was right. -I beg your pardon?

#478

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