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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 7, Episode 13 — The High School Reunion (2): The Gang's Revenge

TMDB episode metadata

Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Episode title: The High School Reunion (2): The Gang's Revenge

Air date: December 15, 2011

Director: Matt Shakman

Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito

The gang come up with a new plan to buff their tarnished high-school reputations at their reunion.

Source: TMDB

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MAC, CHARLIE, DENNIS: Reunion! Reunion! Reunion!

charlie charlie-dennis dennis reunion reunion-reunion reunion-reunion-reunion

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This is great. This brings me back.

brings

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It's Adriano Calvanese, Charlie.

adriano charlie

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It's the guy who coined the name "Aluminum Monster."

aluminum aluminum-monster monster name

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But I've got a plan to get revenge.

plan revenge

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- Yo, Dennis! - Shit!

dennis

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It's Tim Murphy, the asshole that slept with my prom date.

asshole date murphy prom prom-date slept

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This is my wife, Christie.

christie wife

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Dennis and I used to be really good friends.

dennis friends used

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Ronnie the Rat strikes again, huh?

ronnie strikes

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Oh, god! I'm a grown goddamn man!

goddamn grown

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- I don't have ringworm. - No, no, we're cool.

cool ringworm

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- Yeah, we're like the... - Oh...

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- Oh, really? - Son of a bitch.

bitch

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Well, this is great, Dee. This is just great.

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Used to be king of the mountaintop.

king mountaintop used

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Now I'm sitting alone at a table at my high school reunion...

alone reunion school sitting table

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Hold on. Hold on a second.

second

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Ingrid! Ingrid Nelson.

ingrid ingrid-nelson nelson

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- Hey! - Hi,

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Dennis and Dee.

dennis

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Oh, carrying around a clipboard, huh?

carrying clipboard

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- Dork. - Yeah.

dork

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So...

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Fatty Magoo!

fatty fatty-magoo magoo

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Right?

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Everybody! Fatty Magoo!

everybody fatty fatty-magoo magoo

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Oh, really? 'Cause I'll see it on the sides, and I'll see it in the thighs.

sides thighs

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Still fat to me, still fat to you.

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Fatty Magoo, Fatty Magoo, Magoo, Magoo, Magoo, Magoo...

fatty fatty-magoo magoo magoo-magoo magoo-magoo-magoo

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Is this why you called me over here?

called

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Magoo, Magoo, Magoo, Magoo! Fatty Magoo, Fatty Magoo!

fatty fatty-magoo magoo magoo-magoo magoo-magoo-magoo

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Right. It was super fun to see you guys.

fun super

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Right? Everybody! Magoo!

everybody magoo

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Did anybody... Did you guys... Did you see her?

anybody

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- Drop it. - What...

drop

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Oh, God, she just wasn't that fat anymore, was she?

anymore

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No, she looks... That felt very forced.

forced

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, she looked really good.

looked

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Only kind of works when you're sitting at a table with the cool kids.

cool cool-kids kids sitting table works

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- That seemed pathetic and mean. It did. - Yeah, it was.

pathetic seemed

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- It did. Wasn't it? - It was.

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Yeah. I got to find a way back into that group.

group

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Dee, I think you need to stop focusing on how to get back in with them...

focusing

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and start focusing on how to get revenge on them.

focusing revenge start

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Yeah. You're exactly right.

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I need revenge on them.

revenge

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- And that's what I want too. - Okay, well, what's our plan?

plan

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What's our plan? Ooh, I want revenge.

plan revenge

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All right, so here's how we're gonna do it.

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I'm gonna bang Tim Murphy's Black wife.

bang black murphys wife

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- Oh, shit. - Yeah.

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Oh, shit! That'll do it.

thatll

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- That's gonna humiliate him. - That will humiliate him!

humiliate

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Yes! You know what I'll do?

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I will bang Tim Murphy, get back at Adriano.

adriano bang murphy

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Oh, that's a good plan. The problem is,

plan problem

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I don't think Tim Murphy would ever sleep with you.

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Wait a sec. Hold up. Wh-wh-wh-what are you do...

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What's my part of the plan, then?

part plan

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Mmm... oh!

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Grab this. We only get two drink tickets.

drink grab tickets

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Whoa.

whoa

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What happened? Why am I hanging here?

hanging happened

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- The cool kids got us. - It was a massacre.

cool cool-kids kids massacre

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Ah, shit!

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All right, you guys. I'm ready to be your friend again.

friend ready

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- No, Dee, get out of here. - Get away from us!

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What are you doing? Look, you guys, I'm on your team, okay?

team

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I always was on your team.

team

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I had a strike plan, but then Cricket went and blew up my spot.

blew cricket plan spot strike

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You goddamn bitch!

bitch goddamn goddamn-bitch

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Okay, look, that's not the important thing, all right?

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Bitch!

bitch

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The important part is that I'm here now,

part

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and I'm on your team and I want revenge,

revenge team

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and I need you guys to help me come up with a plan.

plan

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She's right. We need revenge, and I know how we're gonna get it.

revenge

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- Yeah. - Charlie?

charlie

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We gotta get the Freight Train back together.

freight freight-train train

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Freight Train? That's a great idea. That's a good plan!

freight freight-train idea plan train

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Nope. That's not a great idea. That's a terrible idea.

idea nope

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What's the hell's a Freight Train?

freight freight-train hells train

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It's a stupid group of imbeciles who called themselves a gang.

called gang group stupid

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It was basically just Charlie, Mac and Dooley.

charlie dooley

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- May he rest in peace. - God rest his soul.

peace rest soul

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And they were basically just lackeys of this guy named Psycho Pete,

named pete psycho psycho-pete

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who genuinely was mentally ill.

genuinely mentally

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- Our conductor's insane. - Our cargo is pain.

cargo insane pain

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- Freight Train! - Freight Train!

freight freight-train train

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- Freight Train! - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

freight freight-train train whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

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Let's get a hold of this Psycho Pete and kick some ass!

kick pete psycho psycho-pete

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- Yeah! - Let's do it! Freight Train!

freight freight-train train

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- No. - No?

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- No, I don't like that plan, so... - Come on!

plan

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- Get us down, Dee! - No?

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- We're gonna kick some ass! - Deandra, come back here!

deandra kick

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Come here!

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Goddamn...

goddamn

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All right, let's just see if they have Psycho Pete's name tag

name petes psycho

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and if they were expecting him.

expecting

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If we get our psycho back, we get the Freight Train back.

freight freight-train psycho train

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- Yes. - What's his last name?

name

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- Uh, I don't know. - No, me neither.

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Guess we weren't that close.

close

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It would have been cool to be closer to him.

closer cool

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He was such a dark, mysterious guy. You know?

dark mysterious

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What about, uh, Peter Schmidt? Is that the guy?

peter schmidt

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- No. - Oh! No, that's Schmitty.

schmitty

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- Yeah. Ah, shit. Is he coming? - No way.

coming

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Schmitty would never come to something like this. Not his scene.

scene schmitty

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If anything, he'll swoop in at the very end,

swoop

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grab the drunkest girl he can, take her home, bang her.

bang girl grab home

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- Ha! Schmitty's so cool. - Oh, yeah. Not that cool though.

cool

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- Way cooler than you, Dirtgrub. - Not as cool as Adriano!

adriano cool cooler dirtgrub

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- Stop defending Adriano, okay? - Will you stop with the Schmitty stuff?

adriano defending schmitty stuff

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We're snipping with each other. It's like...

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- Hi. - Hey, hey!

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- I saw you trying to get by us. - I know!

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You can't get away from us. Fatty Magoo, Fatty Magoo.

fatty fatty-magoo magoo

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- That's not even accurate. - That's true.

accurate

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Yeah, well, you used to be fat. I don't know.

used

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Yeah, well, I'm not now. I had a thyroid problem.

problem

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- What's your excuse? - I've tacked on mass.

excuse mass

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All right, all right. Now, do you remember Psycho Pete?

pete psycho psycho-pete remember

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Any word on if he's coming tonight, or...

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He threatened to burn down the building.

building burn threatened

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- He was probably just joking. - That's his sense of humor.

humor joking sense

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- He has a very dark sense of humor. - Gotta lighten up around Pete.

dark humor lighten pete sense

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Was he joking when he cut his family into little pieces

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and ate 'em for Christmas dinner?

christmas dinner

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- That doesn't sound like a joke. - Did that really happen?

happen joke sound

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Yeah, that sounds much more serious.

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- That's... That's grisly. - Grisly.

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- Psycho. - Psycho is how it sounds.

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- That's how he got out of prison. - Oh, the insanity plea.

insanity plea prison

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- Yes. - Okay. Well, that makes sense.

makes makes-sense sense

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I would have gone with that if I was his attorney.

attorney gone

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so I don't want to mess around...

mess

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That's awesome. So, it was really nice to, uh... Okay.

awesome

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Yeah. Yeah.

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So I guess the Freight Train is gone. Is that it?

freight freight-train gone train

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- Yes. Let's get outta here. It's over. - Yeah. I guess we're off to...

outta

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Hey, you guys, you guys, you guys. Okay.

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Hi! Oh, good to see you guys again.

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Change of plans, okay? I can't think of my own thing to do,

change plans

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so I want to join the Freight Train or whatever it is.

freight freight-train join train

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- Get lost, bitch. - No, no, no, no!

bitch lost

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Hang on a second. Hang on a second.

hang second

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Now, guys, the Freight Train never let a loser down in need.

freight freight-train loser train

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If Dee wants in on the Freight Train,

freight freight-train train wants

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we have to let her in on the Freight Train.

freight freight-train train

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Dee just has to do one thing.

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She's got to go through the Freight Train initiation.

freight freight-train initiation train

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We got to know that Dee's one of us.

dees

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- So, Dee. - Yeah?

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Are you willing to go through the Freight Train initiation?

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Yes, I am.

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Oh, no, no... Oh! Goddamn! Oh, no! I am a grown woman!

goddamn grown woman

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I am a grown woman! Aah!

grown woman

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I've been meaning to tell you

meaning

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I mean, cuff links? Tim! At a high school reunion?

cuff links reunion school

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It's not the Oscars. I mean...

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- Oh. - Geez!

geez

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Yeah, and he can be a little too nice sometimes.

sometimes

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- Oh. - Can get a bit boring.

boring

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Oh, trust me, Christie, he's boring as shit.

boring christie trust

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I know that. All right?

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I'd rather get blasted in the balls by a battering ram

balls blasted

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than have to have a conversation with the guy.

conversation

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- You're crazy! - Am I crazy? Am I?

crazy

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- Yes! - He deceives people, Christie.

christie

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- No. - That's what he does. Oh, yeah.

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He steps on his friends to climb to the top of the mountaintop,

climb friends mountaintop steps

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where his good friend used to reign supreme, that's what he does.

friend reign supreme used

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I mean, quite frankly, Christie, I think you can do a lot better than him.

christie frankly

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- No, he's good to me. - Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, but does he appreciate you?

appreciate

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I mean, Christie, does he appreciate...

appreciate christie

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all of that?

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Dennis!

dennis

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Baby's got back, Christie.

babys christie

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Baby's got back. You know what I'm saying?

babys

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Am I right though? Am I right?

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Listen, listen, listen. I want to be inside you.

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I want to do shit to you

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that is gonna make you realize what a worthless,

realize worthless

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boring piece of shit your husband really is.

boring husband piece

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Wait a second. I'm confused.

confused second

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Why would you want to have sex with me?

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Why the hell wouldn't I want to have sex with you?

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I mean, bam, boom, boom.

boom boom-boom

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- Because you're gay. - What?

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- I'm not gay. - Dude, you're wearing makeup.

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Yeah, I'm wearing a little bit of makeup.

makeup wearing

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- Who doesn't... - And a girdle.

girdle

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Yeah. I wanted to seem thin for the occasion.

occasion thin wanted

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- That's not weird. - You've also been gossiping with me

weird

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for the last 20 minutes.

minutes

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I was speeding through the steps. I have a system that...

speeding steps system

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I was demonstrating value on the dance floor,

dance dance-floor demonstrating floor value

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and then I engaged you physically when I put my hands on your hips.

engaged hands hips physically

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Now I'm nurturing your dependence by letting you talk shit

dependence letting nurturing

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about your boring, worthless, piece-of-shit husband.

boring husband piece worthless

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Then I was gonna take you to an empty broom closet

broom closet empty

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and I was gonna bang the shit out of you.

bang

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And then I was gonna neglect you emotionally.

emotionally neglect

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That's what I do, Christie.

christie

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And it was working. I was manipulating your

manipulating working

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feeble little brain into doing what I want.

brain feeble

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What I want! And now it's what you want.

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- Ew! - Oh, "ew!" oh, yeah, okay.

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Yeah, well, your husband is a liar. How about that, Christie?

christie husband liar

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Yeah, stay with a liar! And a deceiver.

liar

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Tim does not deserve to be the king of the mountaintop.

deserve king mountaintop

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I am the king of the mountaintop!

king mountaintop

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I reign supreme over everyone in this school!

reign school supreme

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I am the Golden God of this place!

golden place

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I reign supreme!

reign supreme

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I!

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I!

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...hungry eyes

eyes hungry

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Dee, I'm sorry we threw your back out,

threw

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but you're lucky that's the worst thing that happened.

happened lucky worst

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And it's a lucky thing I brought the back brace.

brace brought lucky

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Oh, yes, lucky! So lucky!

lucky

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I'm feeling very, very lucky

feeling lucky

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to have my asshole ripped in half like tissue paper

asshole half paper ripped tissue

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by my father and his very good friends.

father friends

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And also, I'm feeling incredibly lucky

feeling incredibly lucky

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to be making another appearance as the Aluminum Monster

aluminum aluminum-monster another appearance monster

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after so many years.

years

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Thank you. Thank you.

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And I don't think you're gonna get to bang Adriano now either.

adriano bang

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Oh, you don't think so, Charlie? You don't think so?

charlie

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Guys, this whole thing has been a wash, all right?

wash whole

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Let's get out of here, because there's no way

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that we're gonna get revenge on those guys

revenge

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- without Psycho Pete. - Yeah.

pete psycho psycho-pete

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- I've been humiliated enough. - Son of a bitch!

bitch humiliated

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You bastard! You bastard!

bastard

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- Whoa! - Jesus Christ!

christ jesus jesus-christ whoa

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Dennis, you're coming out hot.

coming dennis

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I am the king of the minions, not Tim Murphy!

king minions murphy

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Not that jerk-off idiot! Jerk-off!

idiot jerk

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What the hell are you doing, man?

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She rejected me. Me, Frank, me!

frank rejected

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The coolest guy in the history of this goddamn school!

coolest goddamn history school

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Oh, they're all gonna pay.

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They're all gonna pay the ultimate price!

price ultimate

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Whoa!

whoa

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Dude, what's all that stuff you're grabbing?

grabbing stuff

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Tools! Tools!

tools

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Duct tape, zip ties and gloves! I have to have my tools!

duct duct-tape gloves tape ties tools

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Why do you have a bunch of, like, weird tools

bunch tools weird

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in a hidden compartment in your car?

compartment hidden

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It's fetish... It's fetish shit!

fetish

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I like to bind. I like to be bound. I...

bound

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uh, that's not important!

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Don't ask me questions! I'm not taking questions!

questions

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The Golden God is not taking questions! I am the Golden God!

golden questions

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I'm taking action! I got to go.

action

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!

whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

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Wait a second, Dennis. Wait a second.

dennis second second-dennis

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- I think we can help you, dude. - Yeah?

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Yeah, we can help each other.

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We both want the same thing.

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Revenge.

revenge

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You're gonna be our new Psycho Pete, pal.

pete psycho psycho-pete

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And guess what.

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The Freight Train's back in service!

freight service trains

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Let's get nuts in that school. Let's get crazy, all right?

crazy nuts school

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All right. Come on.

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Come on, let's get some revenge here.

revenge

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Train's coming. Watch out for the train.

coming train trains watch

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The train's coming!

coming trains

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Make way! Freight Train coming through!

coming freight freight-train train

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- All aboard! - Toot-toot!

aboard toot toot-toot

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- We don't do the toot-toots. - We're a train. Why wouldn't we toot-toot?

toot toot-toot toots train

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- It's just not what we do, okay? - No, it ain't definitely.

aint

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Okay, bitches!

bitches

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Get ready for the steam engine! And get it!

engine ready steam

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I'm gonna destroy you all. But I want Murphy first.

destroy murphy

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So let's go, Murphy, you and me, once and for all.

murphy

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- Come on! - What you gonna do now, pussies?

pussies

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- We got our psycho back. - Yeah!

psycho

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- What the hell are you guys talking about? - The Freight Train, cowboy!

cowboy freight freight-train train

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Look, everybody. The Aluminum Monster's back.

aluminum everybody monsters

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- It's a good look. - Ha-ha, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It's really good. Really...

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Just send Murphy out so our psycho can bash him.

bash murphy psycho send

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Okay, you guys, let's get out of here. This is weird.

weird

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Yeah. See ya.

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Where you going? You afraid?

afraid

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No. We're not afraid. We're in our 30s.

afraid

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We don't fight people anymore. It's kind of pathetic.

anymore fight pathetic

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Yeah? Well, too bad, 'cause the fury's already coming, bitch.

bitch coming

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So too late.

late

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You just couldn't stand it, could you?

stand

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You couldn't stand Dennis Reynolds

dennis dennis-reynolds reynolds stand

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reigning on high!

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King of all the school! Master of everybody!

everybody king master school

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You couldn't stand it, so you had to turn everybody against me.

everybody stand

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Dude, listen to yourself. Nobody turned anybody against you.

anybody nobody turned

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- You were never that cool to begin with. - Seriously, man.

begin cool

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You would just come around saying weird shit

weird

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about being a Golden God or some other insane crap.

golden insane

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And referring to all of us as your minions.

minions referring

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You always acted like you were better than everybody else,

acted everybody

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but then you'd just go and you'd hang out with Ronnie the Rat or Dirtgrub

dirtgrub hang ronnie

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under the bleachers or behind a dumpster or something.

behind bleachers dumpster

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It was...

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- It was really weird. - Weird.

weird

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Yeah, sure, okay.

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Yeah, well, if I wasn't the coolest guy in school,

coolest school

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then why did you have to try and tear me down

tear

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by sleeping with my prom date?

date prom prom-date sleeping

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No, I... I didn't sleep with your prom date.

date prom prom-date sleep

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Yes, you did!

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No, I didn't. Ronnie the Rat did.

ronnie

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Wait... What?

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Ronald McDonald slept with your prom date.

date mcdonald prom prom-date ronald ronald-mcdonald slept

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Did he tell you that I slept with her? I never would have slept with that chick.

chick slept

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- She was gross. - She was gross.

gross

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- She was gross. - She was gross. I remember that. Yeah.

gross remember

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- She was really gross. - You slept with my prom date?

date gross prom prom-date slept

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No.

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Yes.

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- How could you do that to me? - It was very easy.

easy

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Uh, she was a whore.

whore

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- I'm gonna kill you. I'll gonna kill you! - No, don't. Wait!

kill

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I'm gonna kill you, you fat piece of shit!

kill piece

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This is mass! This is mass! Don't make it about my weight!

mass weight

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- You guys are good, so... - Take care!

care

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I know she was a whore, but she was my whore!

whore

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Break it up! Calm down!

break calm

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This is pathetic. This is awful.

awful pathetic

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We've all been humiliated.

humiliated

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Our asses are destroyed.

asses destroyed

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- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.

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And Dennis turned out to be a loser.

dennis loser turned

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You know what?

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Let's just go back to the bar, right? The bar is where we belong.

belong

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The bar is where we fit in. We can hide from the world at the bar.

hide world

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Yes, yes. I agree with Charlie.

agree charlie

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I never want to set foot in this high school ever again.

foot school

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- Right? - No!

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We can't go out like that.

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Look, if life pushes you down, you got to push back.

life push pushes

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If you're dealt a bunch of lemons,

bunch dealt lemons

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you got to take those lemons

lemons

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and stuff them down somebody's throat until they see yellow.

somebodys stuff throat yellow

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And if some punk-ass kid humiliates you,

punk

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you gotta do the only thing that's left to do.

left

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- Yeah! - Whoa! Whoa!

whoa whoa-whoa

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Yes, Frank. Oh, wow, that was a great speech, man.

frank speech

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That's the most coherent thing that's ever come out of your mouth.

mouth

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That was awesome, dude.

awesome

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You usually just ramble on and on and on.

usually

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That was like a basketball coach. All right, so what is it?

basketball coach

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- Yeah. - Yeah.

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Huh?

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What's the one thing left to do?

left

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What is it?

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Well, the thing of it is,

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is that, uh, there's the lemon stuff.

lemon stuff

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- Right. - And then you got Mac,

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who's a rat.

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And Dee's body brace.

body brace dees

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And, uh...

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and that's the thing of it, and...

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it's good.

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What are you saying?

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No, we... You were gonna tell us what to do. That doesn't...

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We didn't ask if something was good or if it wasn't good.

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I lost my train of thought. Let's go back to the bar.

lost train

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- Yep. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Were you gonna suggest that we should... do plan "B"?

plan suggest

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- No. - Plan "B"!

plan

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That's what I was gonna say!

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That's... We're not doing plan "B." Come on.

plan

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Hey, listen. We worked so hard on it.

hard worked

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- Come on. - We're not doing plan "B."

plan

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- It's ridiculous. - Dennis, plan "B"

dennis plan ridiculous

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might be the only option we have left.

left might option

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- Ah, come on. Come on. - Come on, Dennis.

dennis

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Jesus, come on. Plan "B" is...

jesus plan

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Plan "B." Plan "B."

plan

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Shh, not too loud.

loud

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Stop whispering "Plan 'B'"

plan whispering

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like it's some super-covert CIA operation!

operation super

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Plan "B" is a dance routine.

dance plan routine

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It's a goddamn dance routine.

dance goddamn routine

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And it's gonna rock.

rock

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Beep-beep. Get out of there. Beep-beep-bop.

beep beep-beep

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- We're gonna need this dance floor! - Clear the dance floor!

clear dance dance-floor floor

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Let's go! Let's go!

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Go on!

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- All right, listen up, jerks! - Listen to us! Listen to us!

jerks

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There's been a lot of negative energy going on at this school, okay?

energy negative school

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So I want to talk to you guys a little bit about dancing.

dancing

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Now, back in the '50s and the '60s and the '70s,

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people used to dance all the time.

dance used

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That's the way we solved our problems.

problems solved

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That's how they solved their problems...

problems solved

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through dance.

dance

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Then all of a sudden, we stopped dancing. You know?

dancing stopped sudden

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Grunge came in.

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We dressed in... In plaid and oversized jeans.

dressed jeans oversized

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Then later on, kids wore trench coats and

coats kids trench wore

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shot each other in school, and that's not cool.

cool school shot

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But guess what?

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Guess what's going on in the high school now?

school

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Kids are dancing again.

dancing kids

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Organized choreographed dance!

dance organized

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They're doing organized choreographed dances

dances organized

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to solve their problems.

problems solve

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They also give each other blow jobs.

blow blow-jobs jobs

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They got these things called rainbow parties.

called parties rainbow

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All right, wrap it up, wrap it up.

wrap

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- But they have these rain... - Yeah, but that's not the point of the...

point rain

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The point is, we're gonna show you a dance!

dance point

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Let's get started. Let's go!

started

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Lights.

lights

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I won't let you down

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I will not give you up

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Because I would really, really

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Love to stick around, oh, yeah

love stick

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Heaven knows I was just a young boy

heaven knows young

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Didn't know what I wanted to be

wanted

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To be

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I was every little hungry schoolgirl's pride and joy

hungry pride

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And I guess it was enough for me

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I think there's something you should know

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I think you're singing in the rain

rain singing

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I just hope you understand

hope

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Sometimes the clothes do not make the man

clothes sometimes

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All we have to do now

↓

Is take these lies and make them true somehow

lies

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All we have to see

↓

Is that I don't belong to you

belong

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And you don't belong to me, yeah, yeah

belong

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Freedom

freedom

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Whoo!

whoo

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Freedom

freedom

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Freedom

freedom

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You've gotta give for what you take

↓

Freedom

freedom

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Freedom

freedom

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Five, six, seven, eight!

eight five seven seven-eight

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Well, that was weird.

weird

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Hey, everyone!

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After-party back at my house, all right?

house party

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Everyone's invited... except them.

everyones except invited

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Let's go!

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Wh...

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That sucked!

sucked

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Yeah, man. It was a perfect dance.

dance perfect

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They just didn't respond to it.

respond

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I don't understand how that didn't blow people's minds though.

blow minds peoples

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Guys, guys. We did a great job, okay? Don't get down on yourselves.

yourselves

↓

Those people are stupid. They're idiots.

idiots stupid

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They're savages. They just didn't get it.

savages

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- Oh, come on. - Hey!

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Hey, hey, hey!

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Wow. Great dance, assholes.

assholes dance

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You know what? Just like you low-life shits,

life shits

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I didn't get invited to the after-party either. But whatever.

invited party

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I'm just gonna have sex with somebody to feel better about myself.

somebody

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I'm gonna bang the next person who talks to me.

bang person talks

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So who's it gonna be?

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Hi-yah! How you doing, fellas?

fellas

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- Hey, Schmitty. Excuse me. - How you doing, everybody?

everybody excuse schmitty

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Did I miss the festivities?

festivities miss

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Huh? What are we doing here? What's going on?

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Schmidt! No, no!

schmidt

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- Hey, how are you? - Do you wanna have sex with me?

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- Yes, I do. - Well, there you go.

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See you, guys. Monster.

monster

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You all right? Where you wanna go? You got a car?

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- I don't know. - We'll use mine. Come on.

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Schmitty.

schmitty

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- Let's go back to the bar, huh? - Yeah.

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- Let's go, Charlie. Back to the bar. - Yeah.

charlie

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Schmitty just...

schmitty

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- Swooped in and grabbed the... - Schmitty.

grabbed schmitty

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The most disgusting girl here.

disgusting girl