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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 8, Episode 1 — Pop-Pop: The Final Solution

TMDB episode metadata

Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Episode title: Pop-Pop: The Final Solution

Air date: October 11, 2012

Director: Matt Shakman

Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito

Dennis and Dee's ailing grandfather Pop-Pop is wasting away in the hospital, and they have to decide whether or not to pull the plug. But things get complicated when The Gang learns of Pop-Pop's history as a Nazi, and Mac, Charlie and Frank set off in search of the old man's spoils from the war.

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Attention!

attention

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Attention, everyone!

attention

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Gather round, please!

gather gather-round round

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Gather round!

gather gather-round round

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Mac has a very important announcement!

announcement

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Because of my sudden and unfortunate weight loss, the bar

loss sudden unfortunate weight weight-loss

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is now in extreme risk.

extreme risk

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And as head of security, this concerns me.

concerns head security

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So Mac's made a couple of moves.

couple macs moves

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And that first move... is this.

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SWEET DEE: Jesus Christ.

christ jesus jesus-christ sweet

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Jesus.

jesus

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Perfect for ocular pat-downs.

downs ocular perfect

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Now I can determine a subject's threat level without him being able to feel my

able determine level subjects threat

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retinal assessment.

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Which is a great advantage because the guy can't see how scared Mac is.

advantage scared

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Yes, and... No, that's not what it's about. It's not...

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Huh? Oh, I thought that you were scared every time you went to go to...

scared

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That's classified!

classified

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Look, this whole point is to make them feel safer, all right?

point safer whole whole-point

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We don't feel safer.

safer

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And, Mac, there will never come a time where you will need those.

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Mark my words, Dennis, there will come a time when I will

dennis mark words

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utilize these glasses to assess a threat and then...

assess glasses threat utilize

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Are they still standing there?

standing

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No, they walked away.

walked

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My peripheral is a little compromised.

compromised peripheral

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Yeah, you can't see out the sides, and that's a disadvantage, so...

sides

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Oh, good... you're all here.

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Who invited the Jew lawyer?

invited lawyer

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Not Jewish.

jewish

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Hold on, punk.

punk

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He's clear.

clear

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He's clear.

clear

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You know, I-I really do not understand you people.

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You know, it's funny, most of the time I'm trying to get away

funny

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from you, and yet when I really need to get in touch with you,

touch

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I can't get you to return my phone calls.

calls phone phone-calls return

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Mmm, don't need you, don't care.

care

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Eh... out you go.

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Lovely.

lovely

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As the executor of your mother's estate, I'm here to inform you

estate inform mothers

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that her father, Heinrich Landgraf, has fallen into a coma.

coma fallen father heinrich

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Pop-Pop?

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He's being kept alive by a respirator.

alive

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As per the will, the only living blood relatives, the

blood living relatives

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ever-charming Dee and Dennis Reynolds are the only people

charming dennis dennis-reynolds reynolds

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empowered to decide whether or not he stays on those machines.

decide decide-whether machines stays whether

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Are you saying that we have to decide whether that old Nazi

decide decide-whether nazi whether

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bitch lives or dies?

bitch dies lives

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There's that charm.

charm

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That is correct.

correct

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I'll await your decision.

await decision

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com

corrections honeybunny sync sync-corrections

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Pop-Pop's room's right down here.

pops rooms

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How do you know, Frank?

frank

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I come here every week and feed him soup, take care of him.

care feed soup week

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That's nice of you, you know?

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Help a man keep his dignity in his final years.

dignity final years

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Somebody's got to do it.

somebodys

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh, Jesus Christ!

christ jesus jesus-christ

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Ugh!

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I didn't have a chance to tidy.

chance tidy

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T... Tidy?

tidy

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Frank, the man is rotting.

frank rotting

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Oh, God, why hasn't someone done something in here?

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I told the staff I got it.

staff

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You don't got it.

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You don't have it at all.

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Yeah, what is the overwhelming smell?

overwhelming smell

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Oh, that's the soup.

soup

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Yeah, well, if he doesn't finish, sometimes I leave 'em

finish sometimes

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for him, and then I forget and then months go by.

forget months

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Jesus Christ, Frank, what the hell is really going on here?

christ christ-frank frank jesus jesus-christ jesus-christ-frank

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Look, the guy always said he had Nazi treasure stashed away.

nazi stashed treasure

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I figure I spend some time with him, he gives it to me.

figure gives spend

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All right, well, pretty good plan; execution leaves a lot to be desired.

execution leaves plan

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Okay, well, speaking of execution, we're just gonna pull

execution pull speaking

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the plug on this creep and get out of here, right?

creep plug

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Whoa. Whoa, h-hold on a second, Dee, I mean, that's a big decision.

decision second whoa whoa-whoa

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How so?

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We're talking about taking a man's life.

life mans mans-life

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Yeah, but he was a Nazi, so it's kind of, like, eh...

nazi

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Well, yeah, I get that, but, I mean, he was our grandfather.

grandfather

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Okay, maybe we got to think this through a little bit more.

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Yeah.

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Oh, my God, make a decision already!

decision

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Are you eating the soup?!

eating soup

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Is he eating the soup?

eating soup

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Yes.

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I'm sorry. I was hungry.

hungry

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I made a decision to eat the soup.

decision soup

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I didn't sit around thinking all day, "Hey, do I do this?

thinking

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Do I not do this?"

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We are making a decision about whether or not to take a

decision whether

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man's life, not whether or not to eat old rancid soups.

life mans mans-life rancid whether

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Okay, listen, I think we just need to gather a little bit more

gather

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information before we make our decision, right?

decision information

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Yeah, you guys think it over, think it over.

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Mac, can you come here for a second?

second

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What?

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All Frank's talk about Nazi treasure... got me thinking about something.

franks nazi thinking treasure

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Okay, you remember that box of stuff Pop-Pop gave me a few years ago?

remember stuff years

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It was, like, all this old stuff, Nazi shit that he got from the war?

nazi stuff

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Holy shit!

holy

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Yeah. Didn't we burn that all in the alley?

alley burn

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Not all of it.

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There was a painting in that box, a very special dog painting

painting special

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that I mounted on my wall.

wall

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You and my dad share this futon?

futon share

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Now, Frank hated this painting, you know?

frank hated painting

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He made me take it down.

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I do not like this painting, Charlie.

charlie painting

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Its smug aura mocks me.

smug

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It's evil, Charlie.

charlie evil

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Evil.

evil

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And it's been in that box ever since.

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Uh-huh. So what?

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By the way, man, this is why we work well together, you know?

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You see free soup, you make a decision to eat it.

decision free soup

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It's horrible.

horrible

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It's terrible soup, but we got to stick with our decisions, right?

decisions soup stick

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Yeah, I can't go back on it now.

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No, no. All right, anyway... do you think that that painting

painting

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could've been the Nazi treasure that Frank's looking for?

couldve franks looking nazi treasure

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Mm. I've made a decision.

decision

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Yes.

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Yes, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay. You got to help me find it.

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Let's slip out of here so they don't notice.

notice slip

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Okay. They're standing two feet away from us, so they are

feet standing

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gonna notice, but let's just run out of here; they'll think we

notice

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made a quick decision to leave.

decision quick

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Damn it, dude!

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All right, I remember exactly what happened, all right?

happened remember

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Frank took it down, told me to get rid of it; I stashed it away

frank stashed

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somewhere, but then what-what happened to it from there,

happened

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I don't know.

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Hey, Charlie, come here.

charlie

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Dude, you got to check this out.

check

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Look at all these old photos of Hitler with German shepherds.

german hitler photos shepherds

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Oh, holy shit.

holy

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Yeah. But check this out.

check

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Oh, my God!

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Yeah. Hitler painted German shepherds all the time.

german hitler painted shepherds

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He was, like, obsessed.

obsessed

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Dude, I'm thinking that maybe that painting could be...

painting thinking

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An original Hitler.

hitler original

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Yes!

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Yeah!

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Holy shit, dude, this is huge!

holy huge

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We are gonna become famous treasure hunters.

become famous hunters treasure

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I'm thinking, Hollywood is gonna make a Da Vinci Code style

code hollywood style thinking vinci

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thriller about us!

thriller

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I can finally be Indiana Jones!

finally indiana indiana-jones jones

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Yeah, yeah, and then I get it back on my wall!

wall

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Yeah. Well, we're not gonna put it back up on your wall.

wall

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It'll probably go in a museum.

itll museum

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What? No-no-no-no-no.

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It looks so good here.

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It belongs in a museum, and that's the end of this.

belongs museum

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Okay, you know what, can you call Frank?

frank

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Because he's gonna remember the details.

details remember

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I knew that I stashed it away somewhere, but it's-it's gone.

gone stashed

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I can't find it.

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Do we have to involve Frank?

frank involve

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You know what, yeah, we'll just tiptoe around the language.

language

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I'll play it cool.

cool

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Just play it cool.

cool

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Mac!

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Hey, Frank.

frank

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Where are you?

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You sound strained.

sound

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I'm stuck in a window over at Pop-Pop's house.

house pops stuck window

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I got to find this treasure.

treasure

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Treasure, what treasure?

treasure

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I don't even know what you're talking about. There probably is no treasure.

treasure

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I'll bet you there's no treasure, so you can just stop

treasure

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looking for the treasure, okay, 'cause there's no treasure.

looking treasure

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Hey, man, you know where that, um, worthless old dog painting

painting worthless

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that you had hanging up in your apartment- do you know where that might be?

apartment hanging might

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The dog painting? Oh!

painting

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That was evil.

evil

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I threw that thing out.

threw

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I'm pretty sure I saw Cricket scampering away with it.

cricket

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Cricket?

cricket

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Hey, listen, Mac.

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You do me a favor.

favor

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I'm really stuck in this window.

stuck window

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Will you come and get me?

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Okay, nice.

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We got to get Cricket.

cricket

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I know just where to find him.

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Dust is a nice touch.

dust touch

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Yes. I don't like you wearing the glasses, though.

glasses wearing

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They're supposed to assess a threat.

assess supposed threat

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Oh, Cricket could be a threat.

cricket threat

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No, I have cleared him on multiple occasions.

cleared multiple occasions

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Here we go. Hello!

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Hey, Cricks.

cricks

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Dog pound, huh? Weird.

pound weird

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Wow.

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Oh!

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Ugh. Ooh.

↓

Oh, Jesus Christ, that's gruesome.

christ gruesome jesus jesus-christ

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Yeah, I got into a skirmish with a stray chocolate lab.

chocolate stray

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I won't go into details, but suffice to say, that dog is very paralyzed now.

details paralyzed suffice

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Anyway, they got me doing this, uh, this community service thing.

community community-service service

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Yeah, but I'm kind of a dog executioner, so, uh, looks like

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old Cricket got the last laugh.

cricket laugh

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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You're putting the dogs down?

dogs putting

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Well, uh, no.

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You know, yeah, mostly just, you know, cleaning up the poops, you

cleaning mostly poops

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know, washing out their cages, that kind of thing.

cages washing

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Ah. Sounds like you're a dog janitor then.

janitor sounds

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Yeah, that's more like they got the last laugh.

laugh

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Cricks, Frank said you know something about a dog painting

cricks frank painting

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that he threw away that you might have scampered off with.

might threw

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Yeah, worthless dog painting.

painting worthless

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Yeah, yeah, dog painting, sure, yeah.

painting

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Oh, very evil vibes.

evil vibes

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Yeah, I sold it.

sold

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To who?

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Hmm? Oh, some guy.

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You know, he's coming down here, he's all bent out of shape, you

bent coming shape

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know, that he had to put down his German shepherd.

german shepherd

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Well, I notice his dog looks just like the one in the painting.

notice painting

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I see an opportunity.

opportunity

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Make three bucks. Ba-da-boom!

boom bucks three

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Wait.

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He's cool. He's not a threat.

cool threat

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Phew!

phew

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I know he's not a threat!

threat

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I told you, I've assessed him... I've just cleared him.

cleared

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You are not using the glasses correctly, and it's driving me crazy, okay?

correctly crazy driving glasses using

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I thought I used it.

used

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Could you tell how scared I was?

scared

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No, I could not. I could not.

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Mara?

mara

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Uh, yeah, boss.

boss

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Got a mastiff in here, just had explosive diarrhea.

diarrhea explosive

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I've never seen anything like it. Get your ass in here.

seen

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Come on.

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Hello? Somebody there?

somebody

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Help me out of here!

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I'm stuck! I can't get out of here!

stuck

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Frank? What is happening?

frank

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What are you doing?

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I'm trapped.

trapped

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That goddamn trunk is booby-trapped.

booby goddamn trapped trunk

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It's not booby-trapped, Frank; it's an empty trunk, and you fell into it like a

booby empty fell frank trapped trunk

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Weeble wobble.

wobble

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Let's go. Come on.

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Jesus!

jesus

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Oh, God.

↓

Frank, there's no point in you looking for a treasure, okay?

frank looking point treasure

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If there's anything of value in this house, we are the ones who

house ones value

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inherit it once he dies.

dies

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You're wasting your time.

wasting

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I mean, it's crazy.

crazy

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Dennis, check out these old films- "New Years '74,"

check dennis films years

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"Thanksgiving '68."

thanksgiving

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Way.

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"Summer Camp '81."

camp summer

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'81? Oh, that's us.

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That's our summer camp.

camp summer

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Yeah, that's us. Yeah.

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Fire that up.

fire

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I want to check that out.

check

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Oh, see, Frank, Dee and I have been talking, and I don't think

frank

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we're gonna... I don't think we're gonna off Pop-Pop.

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You know, I mean, yeah, sure, the guy's got a little bit of a

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sordid past, absolutely, but you know, everybody deserves a second chance.

absolutely chance deserves everybody past second second-chance

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Yeah, he was just following orders.

following orders

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah. Let's not try and justify why a man would join the Nazis and...

join justify nazis

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Right. Right, right, right, yeah, I see what you're saying.

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'Cause that's gonna get us too far away from... We won't be able to...

able

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...the point that we're trying to make, which is that

point

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the man moved to America, you know, to put all that horrible shit behind him.

america behind horrible moved

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Right. Right.

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And he wanted to turn his life around, and that's what he did, Frank.

frank life wanted

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He turned his life around.

life turned

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People do that.

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People do that. Exactly.

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Oh, here we go. Look at me.

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Oh!

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Oh, God, you remember that car?

remember

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Yes.

↓

Oh, look at those two little rug rats.

rats

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Oh, I was so cute!

cute

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Oh, man, and look at Pop... Look at how sweet he is!

sweet

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Yeah, God, he was a sweet guy.

sweet

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This is great.

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That's the camp.

camp

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Oh, we loved it there.

loved

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God, it's... it's all flooding back to me now.

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Did we wear those uniforms?

uniforms wear

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I don't remember those. Do you?

remember

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I don't remember that.

remember

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But yeah, see if there's sound.

sound

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I want to... I'd like to pop some sound on.

sound

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Look at this guy.

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Remember this guy? Ah.

remember

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I totally remember that guy.

remember

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He was always so jazzed up about everything.

jazzed

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He was so excited, and he would get us all excited, do you remember that?

excited remember

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Get the whole crowd jazzed up, the whole camp.

camp crowd jazzed whole

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Here we go.

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That is why it is so important that we all must unify.

must

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The more we come together, the stronger we become.

become stronger

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Now, listen close, kids.

close kids

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These goddamn niggers and Jews are trying to take over this

goddamn jews

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country, and we've got to take it back!

country

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Oops.

oops

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Yeah.

↓

That just took a turn.

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Sieg heil!

heil sieg sieg-heil

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Sieg heil! Sieg heil!

heil heil-sieg sieg sieg-heil sieg-heil-sieg

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Oh, that's us.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm doing that.

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Sieg heil! Sieg heil! Sieg... Okay, that settles it.

heil heil-sieg settles sieg sieg-heil sieg-heil-sieg

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Let's fry this turkey.

turkey

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Yes.

↓

All set?

↓

Ready?

ready

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Whoa, whoa, hang on.

hang whoa whoa-hang whoa-whoa

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Hang on a second.

hang second

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Are you sure you want to watch him die?

watch

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What do you mean, watch him die? We have to watch him die?

watch

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Well, you do something like pull the plug, and you got to

plug pull

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stay there until the lights go out.

lights

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You know, maybe we need to experience that on a smaller

experience smaller

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scale first, and just kind of see how we feel about it?

scale

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Kill something less important first.

kill less

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See what that does inside.

↓

Move up.

↓

I have an idea.

idea

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You want to watch a dog get put down?

watch

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Yeah, we want to see how it feels.

feels

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Great. I got just the one.

↓

Ah, I feel like we need to pick the dog.

pick

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You know what I mean?

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'Cause we need to feel the full weight of the decision.

decision full weight

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Mm-hmm.

↓

Okay, fine.

↓

No.

↓

Oh, no.

↓

Come on. No.

↓

Uh... no.

↓

Oh. No!

↓

Oh. Come on, guy. No!

↓

Pick me?

pick

↓

What?

↓

Put me down! Pick me!

pick

↓

I deserve it.

deserve

↓

Okay. New plan.

plan

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We're doing the right thing, Dennis.

dennis

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We're not killers.

killers

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You know what I mean?

↓

No, we have to think about ourselves here.

↓

I don't want to live with pulling the plug on somebody.

live plug pulling somebody

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No. Let's just let Pop-Pop and Cricket and these dogs die

cricket dogs

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as nature intended.

intended nature

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Slowly and painfully.

painfully slowly

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Mm-hmm.

↓

All right.

↓

All right, guys.

↓

Here we go.

↓

All right, everybody.

everybody

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Go, get out of here.

↓

Go and be free. Go and be free.

free

↓

Oh, we're all free.

free

↓

There we go.

↓

Go on.

↓

We're all free. Yeah.

free

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I'm one of you guys.

↓

All right, so this is the address.

address

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All right.

↓

This is the spot, huh?

spot

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Here.

↓

Okay. "Bret Da Lawyer, a Denial Correlation."

denial lawyer

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What does that mean?

↓

Pretty good. That's close.

close

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It's "Brett DeLauter, a Dental Corporation."

brett corporation dental

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Guy's a dentist.

dentist

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Huh. All right, let's check it out.

check

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Yeah.

↓

Whoa.

whoa

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Wow.

↓

Oh, shit.

↓

Mac, look. There it is.

↓

Oh.

↓

Holy shit, this dentist must have gone insane after his dog died.

dentist died gone holy insane must

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I mean, look at this.

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Charlie, I'm beginning to think that we may have stumbled

beginning charlie stumbled

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onto one of the greatest discoveries of modern times.

greatest modern times

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Follow me here.

follow

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What if the key to Adolf Hitler's madness was the death

adolf death hitlers madness

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of his dog?

↓

What?

↓

Okay, when he was a kid, he had this little, sweet, little

sweet

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puppy, and he was the happiest chap in all of Germany.

germany happiest puppy

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Right, "I love chocolate. I love my dogs."

chocolate dogs love

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Yeah, but then his beloved pet was ripped from him, and he

beloved ripped

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was like, "That's it.

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I'm totally going to kill everybody, take over the world."

everybody kill world

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That is what happened.

happened

↓

I mean, that's definitely what happened.

happened

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Oh, hi, you must be Mr.

must

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Miller.

miller

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No.

↓

Yeah.

↓

Ready for those braces?

braces ready

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Yeah, but I wanted the... Yeah, we can go in.

wanted

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Yeah.

↓

We can pop in real quick.

quick real real-quick

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Yep.

↓

Dude, I'm telling you, this is like The Da Vinci Code.

code telling vinci

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Oh, man, I wonder who's going to play me.

wonder

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I was thinking maybe Mark Wahlberg.

mark thinking

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What do you think?

↓

Hmm, no, you're right, he couldn't match my intensity.

intensity match

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Ryan Gosling... it's locked in.

gosling locked ryan ryan-gosling

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It's gonna be Ryan Gosling.

gosling ryan ryan-gosling

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I can't wait to get that painting back up on my wall.

painting wall

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You know what I mean?

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That's what this is really all about when you think about it.

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No, that's not what this is about.

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This is about ripping open the fabric of historical fact and

fabric fact historical open ripping

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making a film about it starring Ryan Gosling as Mac.

film gosling ryan ryan-gosling starring

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Okay, well, I'll play Hitler, then.

hitler

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That'd be cool.

cool thatd

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What are you talking about?

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I play Hitler in the movie.

hitler movie

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Okay, Hitler's not even in it.

hitlers

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It takes place in present day.

place present takes takes-place

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Oh, it could be a time- traveling thing.

traveling

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I see what you're saying.

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So then Hitler comes back from the past, he joins us on our

comes hitler past

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adventure, we go on a big caper together.

adventure

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There's no, there's no time travel in this movie.

movie travel

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It's gonna be a classic like Citizen Kane.

citizen classic

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Time travel movies are classic.

classic movies travel

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This is gonna be... this is... You're driving me... oh, my God.

driving

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What?

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Mac, I need you to convince Dennis and Deandra not to pull

convince deandra dennis pull

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the plug on Pop-Pop.

plug

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Why?

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Because I haven't found his treasure yet.

found treasure

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I need more time.

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Okay, Frank, here's the deal.

deal frank

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Pop-Pop does have treasure, and I'll let you in on it if you

treasure

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help me because Charlie is driving me bananas.

bananas charlie driving

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He's becoming a threat to this whole operation.

becoming operation threat whole whole-operation

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Then you're going to have to take him out of the picture.

picture

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Get rid of him.

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Yes, sir.

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Hey, Charlie, you know, I was thinking, maybe you could play

charlie thinking

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Hitler.

hitler

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Of course.

course

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I think you've got the range.

range

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I know I do, Mac.

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And I think you're right.

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I mean, the leader of the Third Reich defying laws of physics to

laws leader physics third

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join us in our present-day adventure- that makes sense.

adventure join makes makes-sense present sense

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It's a better movie.

movie

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Good call.

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Yeah, I've also decided to direct.

decided direct

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Mm-hmm, let's lock that in.

lock

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Yeah, is that...?

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What is... what are you doing?

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Why are you doing that?

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Hmm?

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Oh, I am so happy that you have decided to end this.

decided happy

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As soon as we get this little issue resolved, I'll no longer

issue longer resolved

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have a legal obligation to deal with you.

deal legal obligation

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Yeah, it's not really resolved, I think, in the sense that you were hoping for.

hoping resolved sense

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No.

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When we said we were gonna end this, we didn't mean "kill."

kill

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Not end it.

↓

What are you talking about?

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We're not going to do it.

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We're not going to do it.

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We, we don't want a man's death on our hands.

death hands mans

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Okay, listen, you don't want the man's blood on your hands,

blood hands mans

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you don't want to give the order, then, fine, I'll give.

order

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Just grant me power of attorney, and I'll give the order myself.

attorney grant order power

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You would do that?

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Oh, absolutely.

absolutely

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Let's do it.

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Perfect.

perfect

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I'm telling you, Frank, Gosling has got to be the one

frank gosling telling

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because he's the only one that can handle my intensity.

handle intensity

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God, you're obsessed with Ryan Gosling.

gosling obsessed ryan ryan-gosling

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Well, no, I just think... Charlie?

charlie

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Mac, you know the best thing about time travel movies?

best movies travel

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They're full of surprises.

full surprises

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Oh.

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Beautiful painting you've got there.

painting

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Too bad it's the wrong one.

↓

Huh?

↓

That's not... this is the painting.

painting

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You got the wrong painting.

painting

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I don't know, they look exactly alike.

alike

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Silence, fools.

fools silence

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This has gone on long enough.

gone

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This painting clearly causes madness in men.

causes madness painting

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And it must be destroyed.

destroyed must

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Charlie, no, no destroying that painting.

charlie destroying painting

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That's a piece of history.

history piece

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That's the key to Hitler's madness.

hitlers madness

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Oh, this?

↓

Come on.

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I painted this.

painted

↓

What?

↓

I painted it and I loved it, so I saw an opportunity to get

loved opportunity painted

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it back, but now I'm realizing that this painting is making us

painting realizing

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all crazy... crazy.

crazy crazy-crazy

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Hitler's painting, the key to the Holocaust, Ryan Gosling

gosling hitlers holocaust painting ryan ryan-gosling

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playing you?

playing

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Ridiculous.

ridiculous

↓

This has to end now, and so I have the final solution.

final solution

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I'm going to burn this painting and you can't stop me.

burn painting

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We won't.

↓

What?

↓

Dude, if that's not an original Hitler, then who gives a shit?

gives hitler original

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Yeah.

↓

Oh, yeah, all right.

↓

Did you like my whole, my whole thing I was doing there?

whole

↓

Huh?

↓

I need final verbal confirmation.

confirmation final verbal

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Yes, just do it already.

↓

Wow, what an asshole, huh, Doctor?

asshole doctor

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You are killing a man. You know that, right?

killing

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There's a lot of mercy in this decision.

decision mercy

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I commend it.

↓

Oh, you commend... well, you know, I mean, technically we

technically

↓

gave the order to him to, to give to you, so...

order

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Yeah, if you feel like commending- if you're in the

↓

mood for commending, you could... Right, if you're gonna throw

mood throw

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some commendations around, you know, just... We'll take 'em.

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Okay.

↓

Wow.

↓

Uh-oh, here we go.

↓

What is that?

↓

Uh, he seems to be breathing on his own.

breathing seems

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That happens sometimes.

happens sometimes

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Uh, how long until he's not breathing on his own?

breathing

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Until he perishes?

↓

Right.

↓

Could be months, weeks, days.

days months weeks

↓

Who knows?

knows

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He's a fighter, this one.

fighter

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Son of a bitch.

bitch

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Well, if you'll excuse me, we've had an incredible amount

amount excuse incredible

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of stray dog attacks all over the city, so our E.R. is slammed.

attacks city slammed stray

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Hmm.

↓

Well, you know what?

↓

It's okay, let's go.

↓

He had nothing of value to leave us anyway.

value

↓

Yeah, come on.

↓

Well, actually he did.

↓

Burn, baby, burn.

baby burn

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Dude, I'm still psyched about this movie.

movie psyched

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Okay, the ending needs a little bit of work 'cause nobody cares

cares ending needs nobody nobody-cares

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about an original Charlie Kelly.

charlie charlie-kelly kelly original

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Well, it's not an original, you know.

original

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I just painted over one of the old paintings that he gave me,

painted paintings

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so... Who?

↓

Pop-Pop.

↓

So Pop-Pop did give you the painting?

painting

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Well, it was in the box of junk that he gave me, but it's

junk

↓

just trash.

trash

↓

That's an even worse ending.

ending worse

↓

It's so complicated.

complicated

↓

I can't even follow the goddamn story.

follow goddamn story

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I-I don't care. Dude, Gosling.

care gosling

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Gosling will not play you!

gosling

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