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Season 4, Episode 21 — My Lips Are Sealed
(COLDPLAY'S CLOCKS PLAYING)
#1
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J.D.: IN MY 4 YEARS, THERE HAVE BEEN
#2
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MANY EMERGENCIES AT SACRED HEART,
#3
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MANY EMERGENCIES AT SACRED HEART,
#4
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BUT NONE LIKE THIS ONE BECAUSE TODAY...
#5
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WHERE IS HE?
#6
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WHERE IS HE?
#7
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DR. COX'S SON NEEDED TWO STITCHES.
#8
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DR. COX, I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I--
#9
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DR. COX, I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I--
#10
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SHUT IT, NEWBIE.
#11
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YOUR BLACKER HALF IS TRYING TO CONCENTRATE.
#12
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YOUR BLACKER HALF IS TRYING TO CONCENTRATE.
#13
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HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP?
#14
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I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
#15
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I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
#16
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WELL, NOW YOU MAKE ME ALL NERVOUS.
#17
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FOCUS...
#18
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BECAUSE THAT TINY PATCH OF SKIN ON MY SON'S FOREHEAD
#19
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BECAUSE THAT TINY PATCH OF SKIN ON MY SON'S FOREHEAD
#20
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IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN THEN ENTIRETY
#21
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IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN THEN ENTIRETY
#22
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OF YOUR WHOLE HIGH-FIVING, HEAD-SHAVING, AIR-BALLING,
#23
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MOLE-LIPPING, INSULIN-NEEDING EXISTENCE,
#24
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MOLE-LIPPING, INSULIN-NEEDING EXISTENCE,
#25
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WHICH I GUARANTEE WILL COME TO AN ABRUPT,
#26
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VERY UNNATURAL END.
#27
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OK, I'M DONE.
#28
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J.D.: WE ALL HELD OUR BREATH TOGETHER.
#29
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THE SURGEON LIVES! AAH!
#30
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THE TODD FORGOT TO BREATHE AGAIN.
#31
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THE TODD FORGOT TO BREATHE AGAIN.
#32
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STARTING C.P.R...
#33
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STARTING C.P.R...
#34
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MR. GERST, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
#35
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MR. GERST, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
#36
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I TOOK SOME PILLS.
#37
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COME ON, HELP ME OUT HERE.
#38
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WERE THEY HAPPY PILLS, SAD PILLS, SLEEPING PILLS,
#39
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WERE THEY HAPPY PILLS, SAD PILLS, SLEEPING PILLS,
#40
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WAKE-UP PILLS, SANE PILLS, PAIN PILLS, BRAIN PILLS, SPAIN PILLS...
#41
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MAN PILLS. THE COMMERCIAL SAYS
#42
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MAN PILLS. THE COMMERCIAL SAYS
#43
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I SHOULD CONSULT A PHYSICIAN
#44
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IF THE CONDITION PERSISTS FOR MORE THAN 4 HOURS.
#45
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IF THE CONDITION PERSISTS FOR MORE THAN 4 HOURS.
#46
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IF WHAT PERSISTS?
#47
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OH, UM...
#48
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OH, UM...
#49
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LET'S JUST SAY YOU TOOK UPPERS.
#50
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TURK: HEY, DUDE, CHECK OUT WHAT I FOUND
#51
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WHEN I WAS TAKING OUT THE TRASH!
#52
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WHEN I WAS TAKING OUT THE TRASH!
#53
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THAT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS HAT I HAVE EVER SEEN.
#54
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THAT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS HAT I HAVE EVER SEEN.
#55
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(THINKING) AND I MUST HAVE IT.
#56
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AREN'T YOU GONNA BE LATE TO MEET CARLA?
#57
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AREN'T YOU GONNA BE LATE TO MEET CARLA?
#58
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I'VE GOT TIME.
#59
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J.D.: TURK AND CARLA WERE HAVING RELATIONSHIP TROUBLE,
#60
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J.D.: TURK AND CARLA WERE HAVING RELATIONSHIP TROUBLE,
#61
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SO SHE'D BEEN STAYING AT ELLIOT'S FOR A FEW DAYS.
#62
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YOU WERE LATE THE LAST TIME.
#63
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YOU WERE LATE THE LAST TIME.
#64
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YEAH, BUT I SET THE CLOCK AHEAD AN HOUR LAST NIGHT
#65
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SO I WOULDN'T BE LATE.
#66
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YEAH, BUT LAST WEEK I SET IT BACK 3 HOURS
#67
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YEAH, BUT LAST WEEK I SET IT BACK 3 HOURS
#68
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SO WE COULD SEE WHAT IT FELT LIKE TO LIVE IN HONOLULU.
#69
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YEAH, BUT THEN I SET THE CLOCK AHEAD 5 HOURS
#70
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YEAH, BUT THEN I SET THE CLOCK AHEAD 5 HOURS
#71
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SO I WOULDN'T FEEL LIKE A SKEEVE
#72
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FOR WATCHING PORN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY.
#73
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BUT THEN I SET IT BACK 43 MINUTES TO 8:08,
#74
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BUT THEN I SET IT BACK 43 MINUTES TO 8:08,
#75
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TURNED THE CLOCK UPSIDE DOWN TO SEE IF IT LOOKED LIKE THE WORD "BOB,"
#76
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WHICH, INCIDENTALLY, IT TOTALLY DOES...
#77
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WHICH, INCIDENTALLY, IT TOTALLY DOES...
#78
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THAT'S TRUE.
#79
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WHICH MEANS THAT IT'S ACTUALLY...
#80
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9:52! 9:52!
#81
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OH, MY GOD, DUDE!
#82
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I GOTTA BE DOWNTOWN IN LIKE 8 MINUTES!
#83
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I GOTTA BE DOWNTOWN IN LIKE 8 MINUTES!
#84
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DUDE, WE'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT IN TIME!
#85
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TAKE A SHORTCUT THROUGH THAT HEDGE!
#86
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YOU GOT IT, PLAYER!
#87
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YOU GOT IT, PLAYER!
#88
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WAAAH!
#89
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WAAAH!
#90
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THAT WAS A THICK BUSH.
#91
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THAT WAS A THICK BUSH.
#92
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OH, REALLY, TURK, WAS IT A THICK BUSH?
#93
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BECAUSE THERE'S BERRIES IN MY ASS. JUST GO!
#94
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BECAUSE THERE'S BERRIES IN MY ASS. JUST GO!
#95
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OH, SORRY. MY BAD, DUDE. MY BAD. OH!
#96
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(CLINK)
#97
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(CLINK)
#98
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OH HO HO HO...
#99
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AAH!
#100
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DON'T WORRY, TURK, I GOT 'EM!
#101
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STRIKE.
#102
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TURK, WHY ARE YOU WEARING PAJAMAS?
#103
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TURK, WHY ARE YOU WEARING PAJAMAS?
#104
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UH, I REALLY WANT YOU TO COME HOME,
#105
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AND ON THE OFF CHANCE YOU SAID YES,
#106
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AND ON THE OFF CHANCE YOU SAID YES,
#107
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I'D BE READY TO SNUGGLE,
#108
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AND THAT WOULD HOPEFULLY LEAD TO--
#109
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AND THAT WOULD HOPEFULLY LEAD TO--
#110
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BUT NECESSARILY REQUIRE--
#111
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RELATIONS OF THE INTIMATE NATURE.
#112
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RELATIONS OF THE INTIMATE NATURE.
#113
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TURK, WITH EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED,
#114
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I'M JUST HAVING TROUBLE TRUSTING YOU.
#115
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I'M JUST HAVING TROUBLE TRUSTING YOU.
#116
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BABY, IF THERE'S ANYONE IN THIS WORLD
#117
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THAT YOU CAN TRUST, IT'S ME.
#118
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THAT YOU CAN TRUST, IT'S ME.
#119
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TURK, YOU'RE THE ONE I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN TRUST,
#120
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SO I HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST
#121
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SO I HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST
#122
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THAT I CAN TRUST YOU TELLING ME
#123
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THAT I CAN TRUST YOU?
#124
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THAT I CAN TRUST YOU?
#125
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MY HEAD HURTS.
#126
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I WISH I KNEW HOW IT WAS GOING.
#127
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I WISH I KNEW HOW IT WAS GOING.
#128
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SORRY ABOUT YOUR HOGS, FELLAS.
#129
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SORRY ABOUT YOUR HOGS, FELLAS.
#130
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ENJOY THE FREE ESPRESSOS.
#131
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(GULPING)
#132
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WARLORD, I TOLD YOU TO SIP IT.
#133
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UH, IT...
#134
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USE YOUR WORDS.
#135
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WARLORD BURN MOUTH.
#136
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WARLORD BURN MOUTH.
#137
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YEAH, HE DID BECAUSE HE WASN'T LISTENING.
#138
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NAPKIN ON YOUR LAP, SATAN'S VALET. THANK YOU.
#139
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NAPKIN ON YOUR LAP, SATAN'S VALET. THANK YOU.
#140
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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #
#141
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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #
#142
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# NO, I KNOW #
#143
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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #
#144
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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #
#145
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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #
#146
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(FLASH BULB POPS)
#147
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HEY, WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING, FRANKENSTEIN?
#148
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HEY, WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING, FRANKENSTEIN?
#149
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PHOTO JOURNAL FOR MY PHOTOGRAPHY CLASS.
#150
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PHOTO JOURNAL FOR MY PHOTOGRAPHY CLASS.
#151
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TERRIFIC. COULD I SEE YOUR CAMERA?
#152
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HMM. VERY INTERESTING.
#153
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HMM. VERY INTERESTING.
#154
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OH, THERE'S FILM IN IT.
#155
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HEY!
#156
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ALL MY PICTURES WERE IN THERE!
#157
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"DEAD PATIENT WITH FANCY SHIRT,"
#158
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"DEAD PATIENT WITH FANCY SHIRT,"
#159
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WITHOUT FANCY SHIRT,"
#160
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"ME IN FANCY SHIRT BEING YELLED AT BY ANGRY FAMILY."
#161
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"ME IN FANCY SHIRT BEING YELLED AT BY ANGRY FAMILY."
#162
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHAT EVENTS WOULD UNFOLD
#163
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IF JORDAN WERE TO ACTUALLY SEE THAT PICTURE?
#164
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IF JORDAN WERE TO ACTUALLY SEE THAT PICTURE?
#165
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IT IS A HEART-WRENCHING TALE OF WOE
#166
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INVOLVING JORDAN'S SECOND COUSIN
#167
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INVOLVING JORDAN'S SECOND COUSIN
#168
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WHO PLAYS FOR THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
#169
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AND ME HAVING A SUPER BOWL RING REMOVED
#170
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AND ME HAVING A SUPER BOWL RING REMOVED
#171
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FROM MY ESOPHAGUS.
#172
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NO, JORDAN'S NEVER GOING TO SEE THESE STITCHES.
#173
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NO, JORDAN'S NEVER GOING TO SEE THESE STITCHES.
#174
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WELL, I HOPE YOU REALIZE THIS MEANS WAR.
#175
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AH, BUZZ OFF, YOU BIG MONKEY.
#176
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AH, BUZZ OFF, YOU BIG MONKEY.
#177
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POOR MR. GERST.
#178
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I WONDER WHAT THAT'S LIKE
#179
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TO HAVE AN ERECTION FOR 9 HOURS.
#180
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TO HAVE AN ERECTION FOR 9 HOURS.
#181
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ASK ME IN 20 MINUTES.
#182
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OH, GET THIS. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.
#183
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OH, GET THIS. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.
#184
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I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THOSE DRUGS IF YOU DIDN'T NEED THEM?
#185
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WHAT'S THIS?
#186
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WHAT'S THIS?
#187
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WHY, IT'S A DUMMYGRAM,
#188
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AND IT'S ADDRESSED TO YOU, BARBIE.
#189
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AND IT'S ADDRESSED TO YOU, BARBIE.
#190
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LET'S READ IT AND FIND OUT WHAT'S IN THERE.
#191
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YOU ARE DISTURBINGLY NAIVE.
#192
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STOP!
#193
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STOP!
#194
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ALMOST 50% OF E.D. DRUGS
#195
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ARE TAKEN BY RECREATIONAL USERS.
#196
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ARE TAKEN BY RECREATIONAL USERS.
#197
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STOP!
#198
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THAT CAN'T BE TRUE.
#199
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(WHISTLING)
#200
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(WHISTLING)
#201
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EVERYONE, WOULD YOU GO AHEAD
#202
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AND CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR A SECOND?
#203
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GREAT. NOW, WOULD ALL THE MEN IN THE ROOM
#204
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GREAT. NOW, WOULD ALL THE MEN IN THE ROOM
#205
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WHO HAVE TRIED MR. HAPPY PILLS,
#206
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WHO HAVE TRIED MR. HAPPY PILLS,
#207
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GO AHEAD AND GRAB YOUR FORK AND BANG YOUR GLASS.
#208
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(LOUD CLINKING)
#209
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(LOUD CLINKING)
#210
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# THANK YOU #
#211
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# THANK YOU #
#212
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(CLINKING)
#213
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TED, EVERYONE STOPPED!
#214
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TED, EVERYONE STOPPED!
#215
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OH, DAMN IT!
#216
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OH, DAMN IT!
#217
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DUDE, SHE'S GOT THIS WHOLE TRUST ISSUE WITH ME.
#218
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DUDE, SHE'S GOT THIS WHOLE TRUST ISSUE WITH ME.
#219
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JUST TELL HER SHE CAN TRUST YOU.
#220
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I DID, BUT APPARENTLY, IF I'M THE ONE
#221
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SHE DIDN'T KNOW SHE COULD TRUST,
#222
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SHE DIDN'T KNOW SHE COULD TRUST,
#223
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HOW IS SHE SUPPOSED TO TRUST SHE CAN TRUST ME
#224
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TELLING HER SHE CAN TRUST ME?
#225
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MY HEAD HURTS.
#226
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MY HEAD HURTS.
#227
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YEAH, MINE DID, TOO.
#228
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THAT'S WHY I NEED YOU TO GO IN.
#229
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NO WAY, DUDE. IT'S NEVER SMART
#230
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NO WAY, DUDE. IT'S NEVER SMART
#231
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TO GET IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMEONE ELSE'S RELATIONSHIP.
#232
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I'LL LET YOU WEAR MY TOP HAT.
#233
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I'LL LET YOU WEAR MY TOP HAT.
#234
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HEY! WANT TO GRAB A BEER?
#235
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IF YOU LOSE THE HAT.
#236
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IF YOU LOSE THE HAT.
#237
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HI. HELLO THERE.
#238
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HI. HELLO THERE.
#239
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WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BAND-AIDS?
#240
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OH, JACK WAS JUST GETTING NUTTY, HAVING SOME FUN.
#241
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OH, JACK WAS JUST GETTING NUTTY, HAVING SOME FUN.
#242
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SEE, I EVEN LET HIM PUT ONE ON ME.
#243
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SEE, I EVEN LET HIM PUT ONE ON ME.
#244
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REALLY? YEAH.
#245
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ARE THOSE STITCHES?
#246
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WHAT ARE THE ODDS YOU'D PICK THAT ONE?
#247
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WHAT ARE THE ODDS YOU'D PICK THAT ONE?
#248
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JACK JUST--HE JUST FELL OFF OF THE JUNGLE GYM.
#249
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YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL ENOUGH WITH HIM!
#250
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YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL ENOUGH WITH HIM!
#251
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WHAT ABOUT THE TIME YOU HAD HIM
#252
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AND HE BRAINED HIMSELF ON THE COFFEE TABLE?
#253
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THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
#254
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THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
#255
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JUST A QUICK QUESTION.
#256
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WHY IS IT AN ACCIDENT WHEN HE'S WITH YOU,
#257
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BUT WHEN JACK GETS HURT ON MY TIME,
#258
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BUT WHEN JACK GETS HURT ON MY TIME,
#259
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IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT CAREFUL ENOUGH?
#260
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BECAUSE I--
#261
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BECAUSE I--
#262
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OH, DEAR GOD...
#263
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OH, DEAR GOD...
#264
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YOU'RE SPEECHLESS.
#265
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(LAUGHING) I WON!
#266
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(LAUGHING) I WON!
#267
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I WON AN ARGUMENT.
#268
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JACK, IT'S UNPRECEDENTED.
#269
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WE'LL BE AT THE PLAYGROUND DRINKING BEER.
#270
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WE'LL BE AT THE PLAYGROUND DRINKING BEER.
#271
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OH, GOD, WE LOVE BEER!
#272
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BUT--
#273
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BUT--
#274
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THAT GUY NEEDS TO DO SOME SERIOUS THINKING ABOUT BASEBALL.
#275
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HE WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME SEE IT.
#276
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HE WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME SEE IT.
#277
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HEY, MEATHEAD.
#278
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OH, GOOD, YOU BOTH LOOKED.
#279
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OH, GOOD, YOU BOTH LOOKED.
#280
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NOW, MR. GERST CAME HERE FOR HELP,
#281
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AND WE'RE DOCTORS, SO HOW ABOUT WE TRY
#282
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AND WE'RE DOCTORS, SO HOW ABOUT WE TRY
#283
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AND TREAT HIM WITH AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT
#284
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OF DIGNITY AND RESPECT, OK?
#285
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(LAUGHING)
#286
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(LAUGHING)
#287
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THAT MAN IS A HUMAN SUNDIAL.
#288
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(JUKEBOX PLAYING HOOK BY BLUES TRAVELER)
#289
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(JUKEBOX PLAYING HOOK BY BLUES TRAVELER)
#290
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OH, IT'S SO NICE TO GET OUT.
#291
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OH, IT'S SO NICE TO GET OUT.
#292
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OH, HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHO SINGS THE SONG?
#293
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NO, BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHO DOESN'T SING IT--
#294
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BILLY JOEL, WHO BROUGHT US SUCH HITS
#295
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BILLY JOEL, WHO BROUGHT US SUCH HITS
#296
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AS UPTOWN GIRL AND MATTER OF TRUST.
#297
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AS UPTOWN GIRL AND MATTER OF TRUST.
#298
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AND SPEAKING OF TRUST, DO YOU KNOW
#299
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WHO'S REALLY TRUSTWORTHY? TURK.
#300
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I CALL HIM TURKEY-TURKEY-TURKEY- TURKEY-TRUST-TRUST.
#301
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I CALL HIM TURKEY-TURKEY-TURKEY- TURKEY-TRUST-TRUST.
#302
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A LITTLE NICKNAME.
#303
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J.D., I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO AND IT'S VERY SWEET,
#304
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J.D., I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO AND IT'S VERY SWEET,
#305
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BUT THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS HAVE BEEN
#306
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BUT THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS HAVE BEEN
#307
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SO MESSED UP AND CONFUSING.
#308
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I'D LOVE TO JUST TRY AND FORGET ABOUT IT
#309
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AND HAVE A FEW DRINKS, OK?
#310
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AND HAVE A FEW DRINKS, OK?
#311
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BUT I TOLD TURK I'D TALK ABOUT HIM CONSTANTLY UNTIL YOU MADE ME LEAVE.
#312
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BUT I TOLD TURK I'D TALK ABOUT HIM CONSTANTLY UNTIL YOU MADE ME LEAVE.
#313
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I'LL LET YOU PUT THE HAT BACK ON.
#314
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TWO APPLETINIS, GOVERNOR.
#315
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TWO APPLETINIS, GOVERNOR.
#316
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LOOK AT MY GIRL.
#317
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LOOK AT MY GIRL.
#318
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RIGHT BACK UP ON THE MONKEY BARS
#319
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EVEN AFTER SHE CHIPPED HER TOOTH THERE LAST WEEK.
#320
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THAT'S NOTHING.
#321
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THAT'S NOTHING.
#322
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MY KID'S GOT A FOREHEAD FULL OF STITCHES
#323
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FROM LEAPING OFF THE JUNGLE GYM.
#324
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FROM LEAPING OFF THE JUNGLE GYM.
#325
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WHEN MY WIFE'S NOT AROUND... YEAH?
#326
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I LET MY DAUGHTER STAND ON MY SHOULDERS.
#327
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I LET MY DAUGHTER STAND ON MY SHOULDERS.
#328
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REALLY? WAIT TILL YOU GET A LOAD OF THIS.
#329
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OK, HERE WE GO. WHAT ARE WE DOING?
#330
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OK, HERE WE GO. WHAT ARE WE DOING?
#331
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COME HERE, YOU. YOU COME HERE, YOU.
#332
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(JANITOR MAKING CLICKING NOISE)
#333
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(JANITOR MAKING CLICKING NOISE)
#334
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GIANT MAN, WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT NOISE?
#335
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GIANT MAN, WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT NOISE?
#336
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OH. WELL, BECAUSE MY CAMERA DOESN'T MAKE
#337
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A REAL SOUND, AND IT'S MORE FUN THAT WAY.
#338
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A REAL SOUND, AND IT'S MORE FUN THAT WAY.
#339
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SEE? YOU GO...
#340
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(MAKES CLICKING SOUND)
#341
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LOOK HAPPY.
#342
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LOOK HAPPY.
#343
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(CLICKS) LOOK SAD.
#344
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(CLICKS) LOOK CRAZY.
#345
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(CLICKS) LOOK CRAZY.
#346
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(MAKING SILLY NOISE)
#347
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LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GOING AWAY.
#348
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(CLICKS)
#349
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YOU'RE COMING IN BECAUSE YOU NEED
#350
⇓
TO SET AN EXAMPLE OF PROFESSIONALISM,
#351
⇓
AND YOU'RE CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO DO THAT
#352
⇓
BY MAKING FUN OF THAT MAN'S SLINKY-DOO.
#353
⇓
DON'T PULL ME!
#354
⇓
I'M YOUR BOSS, FOR GOD'S--
#355
⇓
I'M YOUR BOSS, FOR GOD'S--
#356
⇓
HELLO!
#357
⇓
WELL, MR. GERST,
#358
⇓
WELL, MR. GERST,
#359
⇓
YOUR SITUATION DOESN'T SEEM TO BE REVERSING ITSELF,
#360
⇓
SO I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED
#361
⇓
TO SCHEDULE A PROCEDURE
#362
⇓
TO SCHEDULE A PROCEDURE
#363
⇓
TO RELIEVE THE, UH,
#364
⇓
UM...AHEM...UH...
#365
⇓
UM...AHEM...UH...
#366
⇓
WOODINESS.
#367
⇓
MY FIANCEE IS ONLY 24,
#368
⇓
MY FIANCEE IS ONLY 24,
#369
⇓
AND SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL THIS MORNING.
#370
⇓
TURNS OUT SHE JUST MEANT HAVING BREAKFAST WITH HER FAMILY.
#371
⇓
TURNS OUT SHE JUST MEANT HAVING BREAKFAST WITH HER FAMILY.
#372
⇓
(SQUEAKS)
#373
⇓
THOSE PILLS DIDN'T REALLY KICK IN UNTIL JUST ABOUT THE MOMENT
#374
⇓
THOSE PILLS DIDN'T REALLY KICK IN UNTIL JUST ABOUT THE MOMENT
#375
⇓
I'M INTRODUCED TO HER 90-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER.
#376
⇓
(SQUEAKS)
#377
⇓
(SQUEAKS)
#378
⇓
AND SURE ENOUGH, THAT LITTLE LADY
#379
⇓
GIVES ME THE WAIST HUG FROM HER WHEELCHAIR.
#380
⇓
GIVES ME THE WAIST HUG FROM HER WHEELCHAIR.
#381
⇓
EXCUSE ME, I NEED THAT CHART.
#382
⇓
SWEETHEART, IT'S NOT HEALTHY TO HOLD IT IN.
#383
⇓
SWEETHEART, IT'S NOT HEALTHY TO HOLD IT IN.
#384
⇓
JUST LET IT OUT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
#385
⇓
I'M FINE.
#386
⇓
MR. GERST: I PULLED AWAY FROM THAT ENCOUNTER
#387
⇓
WITH ALL OF GRANDMA HELEN'S BREATHING APPARATUS.
#388
⇓
WITH ALL OF GRANDMA HELEN'S BREATHING APPARATUS.
#389
⇓
(CRACKS UP)
#390
⇓
MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
#391
⇓
OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T STOP! I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO PEE.
#392
⇓
OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T STOP! I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO PEE.
#393
⇓
OK, J.D., WHY ARE WE SITTING UP HERE?
#394
⇓
OK, J.D., WHY ARE WE SITTING UP HERE?
#395
⇓
BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE ELIOT'S WHOLE APARTMENT
#396
⇓
BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE ELIOT'S WHOLE APARTMENT
#397
⇓
FROM UP HERE.
#398
⇓
J.D., YOU'RE DRUNK.
#399
⇓
CARLA, I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM.
#400
⇓
CARLA, I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM.
#401
⇓
WAIT A MINUTE--
#402
⇓
THEN WHY CAN'T YOU LET GO OF THE COUCH?
#403
⇓
THEN WHY CAN'T YOU LET GO OF THE COUCH?
#404
⇓
I CAN'T LET GO OF THE COUCH IF I SO CHOOSE.
#405
⇓
OK, LET GO OF THE COUCH. LET IT GO.
#406
⇓
OK, LET GO OF THE COUCH. LET IT GO.
#407
⇓
WHOA! WHOOPS!
#408
⇓
SEE?!
#409
⇓
SEE?!
#410
⇓
WHOA!
#411
⇓
(BOTH LAUGHING)
#412
⇓
(BOTH LAUGHING)
#413
⇓
J.D.: THERE ARE MANY THINGS WE CAN'T CONTROL
#414
⇓
J.D.: THERE ARE MANY THINGS WE CAN'T CONTROL
#415
⇓
NO MATTER HOW STRONG WE MIGHT BE...
#416
⇓
LIKE A KNEE-JERK REACTION...
#417
⇓
I'M--I'M SO SORRY.
#418
⇓
I'M--I'M SO SORRY.
#419
⇓
AHEM. I'M DONE.
#420
⇓
AHEM. I'M DONE.
#421
⇓
I'M DONE. YES.
#422
⇓
IT'S OK.
#423
⇓
IT'S OK.
#424
⇓
(CRACKING UP)
#425
⇓
J.D.: OR A JANITOR WHO HAS IT IN FOR YOU.
#426
⇓
J.D.: OR A JANITOR WHO HAS IT IN FOR YOU.
#427
⇓
HI.
#428
⇓
LOOK WHAT SOMEONE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO GIVE ME.
#429
⇓
JANITOR.
#430
⇓
JANITOR.
#431
⇓
(BOTH CRACKING UP)
#432
⇓
(BOTH CRACKING UP)
#433
⇓
OH, THANK YOU
#434
⇓
FOR HELPING ME HAVE SOME FUN TONIGHT.
#435
⇓
FOR HELPING ME HAVE SOME FUN TONIGHT.
#436
⇓
YOU'RE WELCOME.
#437
⇓
J.D.: AND SOMETIMES YOU LET GO OF THE CONTROL YOU DO HAVE
#438
⇓
J.D.: AND SOMETIMES YOU LET GO OF THE CONTROL YOU DO HAVE
#439
⇓
IN A BRIEF MOMENT OF WEAKNESS.
#440
⇓
SORRY. DRUNKEN ACCIDENT.
#441
⇓
NOTHING HAPPENED. RIGHT.
#442
⇓
NOTHING HAPPENED. RIGHT.
#443
⇓
GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.
#444
⇓
GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.
#445
⇓
GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.
#446
⇓
BUENAS NOCHES.
#447
⇓
BUENAS... NOSE THINGS.
#448
⇓
GOOD NIGHT.
#449
⇓
GOOD NIGHT.
#450
⇓
J.D.: LIKE SHE SAID, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
#451
⇓
J.D.: LIKE SHE SAID, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
#452
⇓
(DOOR CLOSES)
#453
⇓
J.D.: THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE RAYS OF THE MORNING SUN
#454
⇓
J.D.: THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE RAYS OF THE MORNING SUN
#455
⇓
KISSING YOU AWAKE AND GENTLY REMINDING YOU
#456
⇓
THAT YOU GOT DRUNK
#457
⇓
AND KISSED YOUR BEST FRIEND'S WIFE.
#458
⇓
AND KISSED YOUR BEST FRIEND'S WIFE.
#459
⇓
OH, MY GOD!
#460
⇓
OH, MY GOD!
#461
⇓
SO IT REALLY HAPPENED?
#462
⇓
YEAH, BUT IT WAS NOTHING! NOTHING!
#463
⇓
NO, THERE WASN'T EVEN ANY TONGUE!
#464
⇓
NO, THERE WASN'T EVEN ANY TONGUE!
#465
⇓
NO TONGUE! IT WAS JUST A FRIEND KISS.
#466
⇓
WERE YOUR LIPS PARTED AT ALL?
#467
⇓
NO, I PURSED THEM LIKE THIS.
#468
⇓
NO, I PURSED THEM LIKE THIS.
#469
⇓
I DON'T KNOW, J.D.,
#470
⇓
I REMEMBER MY ONE LIP BEING ON TOP OF YOUR UPPER LIP
#471
⇓
AND MY OTHER LIP BEING SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOURS,
#472
⇓
AND MY OTHER LIP BEING SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOURS,
#473
⇓
WHICH MEANS YOUR LIPS WERE APART
#474
⇓
AND I DON'T THINK THAT'S A FRIEND KISS!
#475
⇓
AND I DON'T THINK THAT'S A FRIEND KISS!
#476
⇓
YES, IT IS, IT'S A FRIEND KISS,
#477
⇓
AND WE WILL NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS TO ANYONE EVER!
#478
⇓
AND WE WILL NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS TO ANYONE EVER!
#479
⇓
ALL RIGHT.
#480
⇓
WHAT'S GOING ON?
#481
⇓
NOTHING.
#482
⇓
J.D. AND I KISSED. CARLA!
#483
⇓
J.D. AND I KISSED. CARLA!
#484
⇓
YOU KISSED? LIKE A FRIEND KISS?
#485
⇓
YES. NO!
#486
⇓
CARLA! YOU'RE KILLING ME!
#487
⇓
THIS NEVER LEAVES THE ROOM!
#488
⇓
THIS NEVER LEAVES THE ROOM!
#489
⇓
WHY DID YOU CLOSE MY WINDOW?
#490
⇓
OH, NO! SHE WROTE "J.D. AND CARLA KISSED" ON THE PAPER
#491
⇓
OH, NO! SHE WROTE "J.D. AND CARLA KISSED" ON THE PAPER
#492
⇓
AND SHE'S GONNA TELL TURK!
#493
⇓
NO, NO, STOP HER!
#494
⇓
NO, NO, STOP HER!
#495
⇓
DON'T WORRY, LADIES, I'VE CLOSED THE WINDOW.
#496
⇓
DON'T WORRY, LADIES, I'VE CLOSED THE WINDOW.
#497
⇓
(SQUEAKING)
#498
⇓
J.D., I DON'T HAVE A MESSENGER MONKEY.
#499
⇓
J.D., I DON'T HAVE A MESSENGER MONKEY.
#500
⇓
ALL RIGHT, FINE,
#501
⇓
ALL RIGHT, FINE,
#502
⇓
I'M A LITTLE ROUGHER THAN YOU ARE,
#503
⇓
BUT GUESS WHAT? THE TWO OF US
#504
⇓
HAVE TWO DISTINCTLY DIFFERENT PARENTING STYLES.
#505
⇓
YOU'RE AN OVERBEARING, HYPER-CAUTIOUS PSYCHOTIC,
#506
⇓
YOU'RE AN OVERBEARING, HYPER-CAUTIOUS PSYCHOTIC,
#507
⇓
AND I'M, WELL, YOU KNOW...FUN.
#508
⇓
AND I'M, WELL, YOU KNOW...FUN.
#509
⇓
AND I THINK IF WE CAN MEET SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE,
#510
⇓
I THINK JACK'S GONNA BE TERRIFIC.
#511
⇓
I THINK JACK'S GONNA BE TERRIFIC.
#512
⇓
BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE I EVER PUT HIM IN ANY REAL DANGER.
#513
⇓
BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE I EVER PUT HIM IN ANY REAL DANGER.
#514
⇓
JACK: FLIP!
#515
⇓
FLIP? WHAT DOES "FLIP" MEAN, PERRY?
#516
⇓
FLIP? WHAT DOES "FLIP" MEAN, PERRY?
#517
⇓
JACK PROBABLY THINKS THAT MOMMY AND DADDY ARE BEING
#518
⇓
A LITTLE TOO SARCASTIC WITH EACH OTHER.
#519
⇓
A LITTLE TOO SARCASTIC WITH EACH OTHER.
#520
⇓
MAYBE.
#521
⇓
OR IT'S BECAUSE EVERY TIME HE SAYS "FLIP,"
#522
⇓
OR IT'S BECAUSE EVERY TIME HE SAYS "FLIP,"
#523
⇓
DADDY DOES A LITTLE TRICK WHERE HE GRABS JACK BY THE ANKLES,
#524
⇓
DADDY DOES A LITTLE TRICK WHERE HE GRABS JACK BY THE ANKLES,
#525
⇓
HE FLIPS HIM UPSIDE DOWN,
#526
⇓
HE DROPS HIM DOWN ONTO HIS SHOULDERS,
#527
⇓
AND THEN... (GASPS)
#528
⇓
PUTS HIM IN A LITTLE BABY TRAPEZE,
#529
⇓
SHOOTS HIM ACROSS THE SAND BOX WITHOUT A NET.
#530
⇓
SHOOTS HIM ACROSS THE SAND BOX WITHOUT A NET.
#531
⇓
YOU ARE NEVER TAKING JACK
#532
⇓
TO THE PARK WITHOUT ME. EVER!
#533
⇓
JORDAN...
#534
⇓
JORDAN...
#535
⇓
A TRAPEZE?!
#536
⇓
A TRAPEZE?!
#537
⇓
YEAH. PHOTOSHOP. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
#538
⇓
HERE I HAVE YOU WEARING A DUCK'S BILL. GET IT?
#539
⇓
HERE I HAVE YOU WEARING A DUCK'S BILL. GET IT?
#540
⇓
BECAUSE YOU'RE A QUACK.
#541
⇓
BECAUSE YOU'RE A QUACK.
#542
⇓
AH...
#543
⇓
NO! (LAUGHING)
#544
⇓
COME ON. CLASSIC COMEDY, MY FRIEND.
#545
⇓
COME ON. CLASSIC COMEDY, MY FRIEND.
#546
⇓
HE'LL LEARN.
#547
⇓
I'M SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON. I MEAN, THERE I WAS,
#548
⇓
UP ON MY HIGH HORSE ABOUT MR. GERST,
#549
⇓
AND THEN I JUST TURNED OUT TO BE
#550
⇓
AND THEN I JUST TURNED OUT TO BE
#551
⇓
JUST AS BAD AS EVERYONE ELSE.
#552
⇓
SWEETHEART, GIVE YOURSELF SOME CREDIT.
#553
⇓
YOU WERE MUCH WORSE THAN EVERYONE ELSE.
#554
⇓
YOU WERE MUCH WORSE THAN EVERYONE ELSE.
#555
⇓
MAYBE I WAS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
#556
⇓
I'M GONNA TRY AND BETTER MYSELF AND, UNLIKE YOU,
#557
⇓
I'M GONNA TRY AND BETTER MYSELF AND, UNLIKE YOU,
#558
⇓
I'M GONNA FOLLOW THROUGH,
#559
⇓
MR. SIGN-UP-ON-THE- HOSPITAL-BULLETIN-BOARD-
#560
⇓
MR. SIGN-UP-ON-THE- HOSPITAL-BULLETIN-BOARD-
#561
⇓
FOR-PRIVATE-GERMAN-LESSONS- AND-THEN-NEVER-SHOW-UP.
#562
⇓
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. IT WAS MY FLIER...
#563
⇓
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. IT WAS MY FLIER...
#564
⇓
I BROKE UP WITH MY GERMAN MISTRESS.
#565
⇓
I BROKE UP WITH MY GERMAN MISTRESS.
#566
⇓
SHE SMELLS LIKE SAUERKRAUT.
#567
⇓
I'M SO SORRY.
#568
⇓
I'M SO SORRY.
#569
⇓
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
#570
⇓
I'M GONNA GO INTO THAT ROOM RIGHT NOW
#571
⇓
AND OWN UP TO WHAT I DID. HA!
#572
⇓
AND OWN UP TO WHAT I DID. HA!
#573
⇓
(DOOR CLOSES)
#574
⇓
(DOOR CLOSES)
#575
⇓
HELLO? DID SOMEONE COME IN?
#576
⇓
HELLO? DID SOMEONE COME IN?
#577
⇓
(PANTING)
#578
⇓
J.D.: I HAD TO HIDE FROM TURK,
#579
⇓
SO I WENT TO THE ONE PLACE IN THE HOSPITAL
#580
⇓
WHERE I KNEW NO ONE WOULD EVER VENTURE.
#581
⇓
WHERE I KNEW NO ONE WOULD EVER VENTURE.
#582
⇓
TED? TED?
#583
⇓
A LITTLE HELP!
#584
⇓
A LITTLE HELP!
#585
⇓
TED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
#586
⇓
I LIKE TO DO STOMACH CRUNCHES AFTER LUNCH.
#587
⇓
I LIKE TO DO STOMACH CRUNCHES AFTER LUNCH.
#588
⇓
TED, LUNCH WAS 4 HOURS AGO.
#589
⇓
YEP, I WASTED MOST OF MY TUESDAY.
#590
⇓
YEP, I WASTED MOST OF MY TUESDAY.
#591
⇓
IT'S WEDNESDAY.
#592
⇓
OH, MAN, I MISSED THE GILMORE GIRLS!
#593
⇓
OH, MAN, I MISSED THE GILMORE GIRLS!
#594
⇓
THERE YOU ARE. HEY, TED.
#595
⇓
TED: HEY.
#596
⇓
SO HOW DID IT GO LAST NIGHT?
#597
⇓
SO HOW DID IT GO LAST NIGHT?
#598
⇓
WHOA! WHAT'S WITH THE FIFTH DEGREE?
#599
⇓
DUDE, DON'T YOU MEAN THIRD DEGREE?
#600
⇓
DUDE, DON'T YOU MEAN THIRD DEGREE?
#601
⇓
NO, BECAUSE THIS IS TWO DEGREES WORSE.
#602
⇓
I CAN'T BREATHE. IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALL OVER ME.
#603
⇓
I'M TRAPPED IN A DEATH COFFIN.
#604
⇓
I'M TRAPPED IN A DEATH COFFIN.
#605
⇓
CALM DOWN. I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF YOU GOT ANYWHERE WITH CARLA.
#606
⇓
(THINKING) ALL RIGHT, HE KNOWS YOUR LYING FACE,
#607
⇓
(THINKING) ALL RIGHT, HE KNOWS YOUR LYING FACE,
#608
⇓
BUT SILENCE IS INCRIMINATING, TOO.
#609
⇓
SO THINK!
#610
⇓
WHAT'S BETWEEN SILENCE AND TALKING?
#611
⇓
WHAT'S BETWEEN SILENCE AND TALKING?
#612
⇓
(MAKES NONSENSE SOUND)
#613
⇓
TURK? I THOUGHT YOU COULD TAKE ME OVER TO ELIOT'S PLACE
#614
⇓
TURK? I THOUGHT YOU COULD TAKE ME OVER TO ELIOT'S PLACE
#615
⇓
TO GET MY STUFF SO I COULD MOVE BACK IN.
#616
⇓
TO GET MY STUFF SO I COULD MOVE BACK IN.
#617
⇓
YEAH, SURE--REALLY?
#618
⇓
ALL RIGHT-- MEET ME DOWNSTAIRS, OK?
#619
⇓
OK.
#620
⇓
OK.
#621
⇓
(WHISPERING) I OWE YOU ONE.
#622
⇓
(GRUNTS)
#623
⇓
TED, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SIT DOWN.
#624
⇓
TED, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SIT DOWN.
#625
⇓
YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE PURPLE.
#626
⇓
I KNOW MY OWN BODY.
#627
⇓
I KNOW MY OWN BODY.
#628
⇓
(THUD)
#629
⇓
THANKS FOR SAVING MY ASS.
#630
⇓
WELL, I WASN'T SAVING YOUR ASS.
#631
⇓
WELL, I WASN'T SAVING YOUR ASS.
#632
⇓
I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW EASY IT IS
#633
⇓
TO MAKE LITTLE MISTAKES.
#634
⇓
THEY'RE STUPID LITTLE MISTAKES THAT SEEM LIKE NOTHING,
#635
⇓
THEY'RE STUPID LITTLE MISTAKES THAT SEEM LIKE NOTHING,
#636
⇓
BUT CAN SNOWBALL ON YOU
#637
⇓
BUT CAN SNOWBALL ON YOU
#638
⇓
AND TAKE YOUR WHOLE MARRIAGE WITH IT, YOU KNOW?
#639
⇓
MM-HMM.
#640
⇓
I FEEL LIKE I REALLY UNDERSTAND NOW
#641
⇓
I FEEL LIKE I REALLY UNDERSTAND NOW
#642
⇓
HOW TURK COULD HAVE LET STUFF LIKE THAT HAPPEN, YOU KNOW?
#643
⇓
HOW TURK COULD HAVE LET STUFF LIKE THAT HAPPEN, YOU KNOW?
#644
⇓
SO I FORGAVE HIM.
#645
⇓
OH, WELL, I GUESS I'M GLAD WE KISSED THEN.
#646
⇓
OH, WELL, I GUESS I'M GLAD WE KISSED THEN.
#647
⇓
ME, TOO.
#648
⇓
(GIGGLES)
#649
⇓
(GIGGLES)
#650
⇓
YOU GUYS READY?
#651
⇓
YEAH, WE ARE. LET'S DO IT.
#652
⇓
YEAH, WE ARE. LET'S DO IT.
#653
⇓
OK, WE JUST SAW THE PLASTIC SURGEON.
#654
⇓
JACK IS FINE, BUT IF THE CUT
#655
⇓
JACK IS FINE, BUT IF THE CUT
#656
⇓
WAS 4 INCHES TO THE LEFT AND 7 INCHES DEEPER,
#657
⇓
WAS 4 INCHES TO THE LEFT AND 7 INCHES DEEPER,
#658
⇓
IT COULD HAVE POTENTIALLY SCRATCHED HIS EYE.
#659
⇓
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
#660
⇓
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
#661
⇓
WHAT A SWEET LITTLE ANGEL.
#662
⇓
CAN I JUST GIVE HIM A LITTLE SQUEEZE?
#663
⇓
CAN I JUST GIVE HIM A LITTLE SQUEEZE?
#664
⇓
OF COURSE.
#665
⇓
PERRY: BACK OFF THEIR, LADY.
#666
⇓
PERRY: BACK OFF THEIR, LADY.
#667
⇓
HOW'S ABOUT YOU SAVE UP ALL THAT ENERGY
#668
⇓
FOR THE CRUISE? GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE.
#669
⇓
(WHISTLES)
#670
⇓
(WHISTLES)
#671
⇓
HIPPITY-HOP TO THE BARBER SHOP.
#672
⇓
COME ON, MOM.
#673
⇓
JORDAN, THIS HOSPITAL IS LITERALLY CRAWLING
#674
⇓
JORDAN, THIS HOSPITAL IS LITERALLY CRAWLING
#675
⇓
WITH GERMS AND DISEASE, AND IN ALL FAIRNESS,
#676
⇓
YOU DON'T KNOW IF THAT LADY IS A SICKIE
#677
⇓
YOU DON'T KNOW IF THAT LADY IS A SICKIE
#678
⇓
OR IF SHE WAS HERE VISITING A SICKIE
#679
⇓
AND SHE RAN HER SICKIE HANDS ALL OVER HIS SICKIE FACE.
#680
⇓
AND SHE RAN HER SICKIE HANDS ALL OVER HIS SICKIE FACE.
#681
⇓
I NORMALLY NEVER LET PEOPLE TOUCH HIM.
#682
⇓
OH, REALLY?
#683
⇓
OH, REALLY?
#684
⇓
BECAUSE THESE PHOTOGRAPHS WOULD BEG TO DIFFER.
#685
⇓
OLD LADY KISSING JACK,
#686
⇓
OLD LADY KISSING JACK,
#687
⇓
TEENAGE GIRL HUGGING JACK,
#688
⇓
TEENAGE GIRL HUGGING JACK,
#689
⇓
HOMELESS MAN... HOLDING JACK.
#690
⇓
HOMELESS MAN... HOLDING JACK.
#691
⇓
JORDAN!
#692
⇓
IT'S JUST CARL.
#693
⇓
HE HOLDS JACK WHEN I GET A BIKINI WAX.
#694
⇓
HE HOLDS JACK WHEN I GET A BIKINI WAX.
#695
⇓
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME? I MEAN, I DON'T THINK TWICE
#696
⇓
ABOUT PEOPLE HOLDING HIM,
#697
⇓
ABOUT PEOPLE HOLDING HIM,
#698
⇓
AND YET I OBSESS ABOUT THINGS
#699
⇓
LIKE BROKEN ARMS, BROKEN LEGS, CHOKING,
#700
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LIKE BROKEN ARMS, BROKEN LEGS, CHOKING,
#701
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KIDNAPPING, DROWNING, SILLY PUTTY,
#702
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BAD BABYSITTERS, PRETTY BABYSITTERS.
#703
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BAD BABYSITTERS, PRETTY BABYSITTERS.
#704
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YEAH, I PRETTY MUCH FREAK OUT OVER STAFF INFECTIONS,
#705
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BLOOD DISEASE, MUMPS, MEASLES, SEX, DRUGS, ROCK AND ROLL,
#706
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BLOOD DISEASE, MUMPS, MEASLES, SEX, DRUGS, ROCK AND ROLL,
#707
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AND DEFINITELY ALL REGISTERED INDEPENDENTS,
#708
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SO I THINK BETWEEN US WE'VE GOT IT COVERED.
#709
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SO I THINK BETWEEN US WE'VE GOT IT COVERED.
#710
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WAS THIS TAKEN AT MY MOTHER'S HOUSE?
#711
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I GOTTA GO.
#712
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I GOTTA GO.
#713
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DUDE, THAT DID NOT HAPPEN.
#714
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DUDE, THAT DID NOT HAPPEN.
#715
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NO, I'M IN THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE I--
#716
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THEY THINK I HAVE AVIAN FLU.
#717
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THEY THINK I HAVE AVIAN FLU.
#718
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I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK.
#719
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I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK.
#720
⇓
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?
#721
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OH, 47, 48 MINUTES.
#722
⇓
OH, 47, 48 MINUTES.
#723
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I'M NOT SURE. I NODDED OFF FOR A WHILE.
#724
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(SIGHS)
#725
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MR. GERST, I'M SO SORRY FOR LAUGHING AT YOU,
#726
⇓
MR. GERST, I'M SO SORRY FOR LAUGHING AT YOU,
#727
⇓
BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU A STORY.
#728
⇓
BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU A STORY.
#729
⇓
WHEN I WAS IN THE SEVENTH GRADE,
#730
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I WAS AT A ROLLER RINK
#731
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AND I NEEDED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
#732
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AND I NEEDED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
#733
⇓
SO I JUST SKATED RIGHT ON INTO A STALL
#734
⇓
AND I DID MY, UH, PRIVATE BUSINESS,
#735
⇓
AND I DID MY, UH, PRIVATE BUSINESS,
#736
⇓
AND THEN WHEN I WENT TO PULL UP MY PANTS,
#737
⇓
I STARTED ROLLING TOWARDS THE DOOR,
#738
⇓
I STARTED ROLLING TOWARDS THE DOOR,
#739
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WHICH AS IT TURNED OUT, WASN'T LATCHED.
#740
⇓
NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HAD ANY EXPERIENCE
#741
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ROLLER SKATING WITH YOUR UNDERPANTS AROUND YOUR ANKLES.
#742
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ROLLER SKATING WITH YOUR UNDERPANTS AROUND YOUR ANKLES.
#743
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IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO STOP.
#744
⇓
UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, YOU SCREAM SO LOUD
#745
⇓
THAT THEY TURN OFF THE MUSIC AND EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT YOU.
#746
⇓
ANYWAY, THAT'S HOW I WOUND UP
#747
⇓
ANYWAY, THAT'S HOW I WOUND UP
#748
⇓
WITH THE NICKNAME "ROLLER MOLER."
#749
⇓
I'M SORRY?
#750
⇓
I HAVE A MOLE ON MY ASS. OH.
#751
⇓
I HAVE A MOLE ON MY ASS. OH.
#752
⇓
THE CUTE KIND, NOT THE HAIRY KIND.
#753
⇓
ANYWAY, THE NEXT DAY I SHOWED UP AT SCHOOL WITH ROLLER SKATES ON,
#754
⇓
ANYWAY, THE NEXT DAY I SHOWED UP AT SCHOOL WITH ROLLER SKATES ON,
#755
⇓
AND EVERYBODY CRACKED UP.
#756
⇓
AND EVERYBODY CRACKED UP.
#757
⇓
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?
#758
⇓
BECAUSE I OWNED UP TO IT.
#759
⇓
BECAUSE I OWNED UP TO IT.
#760
⇓
THIS IS FUNNY, MR. GERST,
#761
⇓
AND IF YOU DON'T JUST EMBRACE IT AND BECOME PART OF THE JOKE,
#762
⇓
AND IF YOU DON'T JUST EMBRACE IT AND BECOME PART OF THE JOKE,
#763
⇓
THEN IT WILL FOLLOW YOU AROUND AND DEVOUR YOU.
#764
⇓
CAN I GET A LOOK AT THAT MOLE?
#765
⇓
CAN I GET A LOOK AT THAT MOLE?
#766
⇓
NO. AHEM. NO.
#767
⇓
THIS IS NICE, THE THREE OF US SITTING TOGETHER AGAIN
#768
⇓
LIKE THE THREE MUSKETEERS.
#769
⇓
LIKE THE THREE MUSKETEERS.
#770
⇓
YEAH. AND I NEED YOU GUYS TO SCRAPE YOUR PLATES
#771
⇓
YEAH. AND I NEED YOU GUYS TO SCRAPE YOUR PLATES
#772
⇓
BEFORE YOU PUT THEM IN THE DISHWASHER.
#773
⇓
SHE'S BACK.
#774
⇓
SHE'S BACK.
#775
⇓
MY BABY'S BACK!
#776
⇓
(GIGGLES)
#777
⇓
(GIGGLES)
#778
⇓
J.D.: CARLA WAS RIGHT.
#779
⇓
IF A RELATIONSHIP'S GONNA WORK,
#780
⇓
IT HAS TO BE BASED ON TRUST,
#781
⇓
IT HAS TO BE BASED ON TRUST,
#782
⇓
LIKE A WIFE TRUSTING HER HUSBAND AGAIN.
#783
⇓
HEY. HEY.
#784
⇓
HEY. HEY.
#785
⇓
YOUR KID'S BACK ON THE JUNGLE GYM.
#786
⇓
OH, SURE.
#787
⇓
GUESS YOUR WIFE BACKED DOWN.
#788
⇓
GUESS YOUR WIFE BACKED DOWN.
#789
⇓
YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS SHE DID.
#790
⇓
J.D.: EVEN IF IT INVOLVES A COMPROMISE.
#791
⇓
HEY, JACK! JUST BLINK WHEN YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU DOWN.
#792
⇓
HEY, JACK! JUST BLINK WHEN YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU DOWN.
#793
⇓
JUST GIVE ME THE OLD BLINK-A-ROONIE.
#794
⇓
TERRIFIC ATHLETE.
#795
⇓
TERRIFIC ATHLETE.
#796
⇓
I'M THINKING 2016 OLYMPICS.
#797
⇓
OH, GOD, WAS THAT A BLINK?
#798
⇓
OH, GOD, WAS THAT A BLINK?
#799
⇓
EXCUSE ME.
#800
⇓
J.D.: OR A PATIENT TRUSTING HIS DOCTOR
#801
⇓
J.D.: OR A PATIENT TRUSTING HIS DOCTOR
#802
⇓
TO HELP HIM HOLD ON TO HIS DIGNITY.
#803
⇓
YES, AND THEN I PULLED OFF GRANDMA'S BREATHING APPARATUS.
#804
⇓
YES, AND THEN I PULLED OFF GRANDMA'S BREATHING APPARATUS.
#805
⇓
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
#806
⇓
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
#807
⇓
(LAUGHS)
#808
⇓
J.D.: IT MAY TAKE A LOT OF WORK, BUT IT'S WORTH IT.
#809
⇓
J.D.: IT MAY TAKE A LOT OF WORK, BUT IT'S WORTH IT.
#810
⇓
WOW, THAT WAS A MOIST KISS.
#811
⇓
WOW, THAT WAS A MOIST KISS.
#812
⇓
WISH I WAS WEARING AN APRON.
#813
⇓
BABY, FROM HERE ON OUT, I HIDE NOTHING FROM YOU.
#814
⇓
BABY, FROM HERE ON OUT, I HIDE NOTHING FROM YOU.
#815
⇓
IT'S A CLEAN START FOR US.
#816
⇓
IT'S A CLEAN START FOR US.
#817
⇓
SPORTS TIME!
#818
⇓
J.D.: BECAUSE IN THE END,
#819
⇓
J.D.: BECAUSE IN THE END,
#820
⇓
THINGS WORK OUT FOR THE BEST.
#821
⇓
J.D. AND I KISSED.
#822
⇓
J.D. AND I KISSED.
#823
⇓
J.D.: OR NOT.
#824
⇓
J.D.: OR NOT.
#825
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