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Season 4, Episode 22 — My Big Move

J.D. NARRATING: LET ME EXPLAIN. TURK AND CARLA'S MARRIAGE

#1

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WAS IN TROUBLE BECAUSE OF SOME DUMB STUFF TURK HAD DONE,

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WAS IN TROUBLE BECAUSE OF SOME DUMB STUFF TURK HAD DONE,

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SO LAST NIGHT, I TOOK CARLA OUT TO SMOOTH THINGS OVER.

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SO LAST NIGHT, I TOOK CARLA OUT TO SMOOTH THINGS OVER.

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LONG STORY SHORT-- WE SMOOCHED.

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LONG STORY SHORT-- WE SMOOCHED.

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SORRY. DRUNKEN ACCIDENT.

#8

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SORRY. DRUNKEN ACCIDENT.

#9

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IT WAS BARELY MORE THAN A FRIEND KISS,

#10

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SO WE DECIDED NOT TO TELL TURK.

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SO WE DECIDED NOT TO TELL TURK.

#12

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OR SO I THOUGHT.

#13

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OR SO I THOUGHT.

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J.D. AND I KISSED.

#15

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WAS IT A COMFORTABLE SILENCE?

#16

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WAS IT A COMFORTABLE SILENCE?

#17

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NO. AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE THE ONE WHO BREAKS IT.

#18

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UNFORTUNATELY, I HAD ONE OF ROWDY'S HAIRS CAUGHT IN MY THROAT.

#19

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UNFORTUNATELY, I HAD ONE OF ROWDY'S HAIRS CAUGHT IN MY THROAT.

#20

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(THINKING) UH-OH.

#21

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(NARRATING) I GUESS THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS

#22

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THAT CAN KNOCK YOU ON YOUR ASS.

#23

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THAT CAN KNOCK YOU ON YOUR ASS.

#24

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LIKE, FOR INSTANCE, WHEN YOUR 17-YEAR-OLD NEIGHBOR

#25

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DOESN'T SEE YOU AS A SMOKING HOTTIE ANYMORE.

#26

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DOESN'T SEE YOU AS A SMOKING HOTTIE ANYMORE.

#27

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OH. PEDRO?

#28

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I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND MY PENCIL.

#29

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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE IT MIGHT BE?

#30

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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE IT MIGHT BE?

#31

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OH, IT'S RIGHT THERE BETWEEN YOUR BOSOMS... MA'AM.

#32

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OH, IT'S RIGHT THERE BETWEEN YOUR BOSOMS... MA'AM.

#33

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"MA'AM"?

#34

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Y-YOU JUST MA'AMED YOUR WAY

#35

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OUT OF ME EVER BUYING YOU BEER AGAIN.

#36

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OUT OF ME EVER BUYING YOU BEER AGAIN.

#37

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(DOOR CLOSES)

#38

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"MA'AM"?

#39

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"MA'AM"?

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J.D. NARRATING: AND OF COURSE, THE ONE THING YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON

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J.D. NARRATING: AND OF COURSE, THE ONE THING YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON

#42

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TO KNOCK YOU ON YOUR ASS...

#43

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AAAHHH!

#44

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AAAHHH!

#45

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J.D. NARRATING: FLOOR WAX.

#46

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UNCANNY.

#47

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UNCANNY.

#48

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DR. KELSO, WHILE I GOT YOU HERE,

#49

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I NEED TO DISCUSS A HOSPITAL MATTER OF GRAVE IMPORTANCE.

#50

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I NEED TO DISCUSS A HOSPITAL MATTER OF GRAVE IMPORTANCE.

#51

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WHAT IS IT? I'M NOT HAPPY WITH MY UNIFORM.

#52

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WHAT IS IT? I'M NOT HAPPY WITH MY UNIFORM.

#53

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AH, NEW JANITOR UNIFORMS!

#54

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TOP PRIORITY. RIGHT UP THERE

#55

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TOP PRIORITY. RIGHT UP THERE

#56

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WITH SILK JAMMIES FOR THE PATIENTS

#57

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AND A CAT DOOR FOR THE I.C.U.

#58

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I MADE SOME SKETCHES.

#60

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THIS ONE HAS A CAPE!

#61

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THIS ONE HAS A CAPE!

#62

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WELL, IT GIVES ME THE OPTION OF FIGHTING CRIME.

#63

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AFTER WORK, OF COURSE.

#64

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AFTER WORK, OF COURSE.

#65

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NOW, THIS ONE... HAS SORT OF A MEDIEVAL THING GOIN'.

#66

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THAT'S YOU ON A HORSE?

#68

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IT'S A STEED, SIR.

#69

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THAT'S FOR CLEANUPS IN OUTER SPACE.

#70

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THAT'S FOR CLEANUPS IN OUTER SPACE.

#71

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THIS ONE'S...

#72

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OUTER SPACE...

#73

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EVENING WEAR.

#74

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THIS ONE'S JUST A KANGAROO.

#75

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THIS ONE'S JUST A KANGAROO.

#76

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SOMETIMES I DRAW KANGAROOS.

#77

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YOU KNOW, I COULD LOOK AT THE DEMENTED CRAYON SKETCHINGS

#78

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YOU KNOW, I COULD LOOK AT THE DEMENTED CRAYON SKETCHINGS

#79

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OF A MADMAN ALL DAY, BUT I GOT A HOSPITAL TO RUN.

#80

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OF A MADMAN ALL DAY, BUT I GOT A HOSPITAL TO RUN.

#81

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DID YOU WAX OVER THERE YET?

#82

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NO, SIR. MMM.

#83

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NO, SIR. MMM.

#84

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AAAHHH!

#85

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I'LL GET A NEW UNIFORM,

#86

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OR I'LL WAX EVERYTHING IN YOUR WORLD.

#87

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OR I'LL WAX EVERYTHING IN YOUR WORLD.

#88

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OH, HEY THERE. WAIT TILL YOU GET A LOAD OF THIS.

#89

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OH, HEY THERE. WAIT TILL YOU GET A LOAD OF THIS.

#90

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THEY'RE GIVING ME A TEACHING AWARD TONIGHT,

#91

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SO I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO GO AHEAD AND HOLSTER UP THE TWINS,

#92

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SO I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO GO AHEAD AND HOLSTER UP THE TWINS,

#93

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AS YOU'LL BE PLAYIN' THE ROLE OF ARM CANDY.

#94

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YEAH, I'M NOT GOING. IF I WANNA HEAR SOMEONE GO ON AND ON

#95

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YEAH, I'M NOT GOING. IF I WANNA HEAR SOMEONE GO ON AND ON

#96

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ABOUT HOW GREAT YOU ARE,

#97

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I'LL JUST LISTEN TO YOU DURING SEX.

#99

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I'M HEARING THE HATE, BUT I'M NOT SEEING THE HATE. YOU...

#100

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I'M HEARING THE HATE, BUT I'M NOT SEEING THE HATE. YOU...

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OH, MY GOD.

#102

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DID YOU BOTOX YOUR FACE INTO AN EXPRESSIONLESS MASK?

#103

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DID YOU BOTOX YOUR FACE INTO AN EXPRESSIONLESS MASK?

#104

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PEDRO CALLED ME "MA'AM."

#105

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AHH, DAMN IT, JORDAN, COME ON.

#106

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AHH, DAMN IT, JORDAN, COME ON.

#107

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NOW, YOU KNOW I'M GENERALLY OK

#108

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WITH YOU PUTTING ANY POISON YOU WANT INTO YOUR BODY,

#109

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WITH YOU PUTTING ANY POISON YOU WANT INTO YOUR BODY,

#110

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BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER WON ANYTHING.

#111

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BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER WON ANYTHING.

#112

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IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

#113

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REALLY! SHOW ME...HAPPY.

#114

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REALLY! SHOW ME...HAPPY.

#115

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SAD.

#116

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SILLY.

#117

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AMUSED. BEMUSED.

#118

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C-MUSED.

#119

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C-MUSED.

#120

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SHOW ME...ANGRY.

#121

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(THUD) OHHHH!

#122

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(THUD) OHHHH!

#123

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OOH...

#124

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COX, HIGH VOICE: YOU GOT ANGRY DOWN.

#125

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

#126

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

#127

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# NO, I KNOW #

#128

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

#129

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

#130

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

#131

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J.D. NARRATING: WHEN WE GOT TO WORK,

#132

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NOT A WHOLE LOT HAD CHANGED.

#133

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THE SILENCE WAS KILLING ME.

#134

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THE SILENCE WAS KILLING ME.

#135

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YOU KISSED MY WIFE.

#136

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(NARRATING) I MISS THE SILENCE.

#137

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(NARRATING) I MISS THE SILENCE.

#138

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DID YOU LIKE IT?

#139

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WELL, IT'S KIND OF A TRICK QUESTION, TURK.

#140

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I MEAN, IF I SAY YES, IT'S LIKE I'M SAYIN',

#141

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"DAMN, DUDE, YOUR WIFE IS HOT,

#142

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AND I'D LIKE TO GET ME SOME OF THAT."

#143

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AND I'D LIKE TO GET ME SOME OF THAT."

#144

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BUT IF I SAY NO, THEN I'M ALL LIKE,

#145

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"YO, I KNOW SHE'S YOUR WIFE,

#146

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"YO, I KNOW SHE'S YOUR WIFE,

#147

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BUT YOU CAN KEEP THAT FISH-LIPPED BITTY."

#148

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HOW ABOUT YOU, CARLA? DID YOU LIKE IT?

#149

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NO! HIS LIPS ARE CHAPPY.

#150

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NO! HIS LIPS ARE CHAPPY.

#151

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I CAN'T USE LIP BALM. I ALWAYS END UP EATING IT.

#152

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WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I USED TO SPREAD IT ON CRACKERS.

#153

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WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I USED TO SPREAD IT ON CRACKERS.

#154

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ELLIOT: AH!

#155

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WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE HAPPY COUPLE.

#156

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OH, AND TURK'S HERE, TOO!

#157

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OH, AND TURK'S HERE, TOO!

#158

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OK. ARE WE NOT LAUGHING ABOUT THIS YET?

#159

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OK. ARE WE NOT LAUGHING ABOUT THIS YET?

#160

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TURK, LOOK, I'M SO SORRY,

#161

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BUT YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME.

#162

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BUT YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME.

#163

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IT WAS BARELY ANYTHING.

#164

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EVEN A KISS, DUDE.

#165

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IT WAS LIKE AN ACCIDENTAL LIP BUMP, LIKE, "OOPS."

#166

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IT WAS LIKE AN ACCIDENTAL LIP BUMP, LIKE, "OOPS."

#167

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OHHH! DON'T EVEN LOOK AT HER.

#168

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SIT ON THE FLOOR!

#169

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SITTING.

#170

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FINE. I'LL SHOW YOU WITH ELLIOT.

#171

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FINE. I'LL SHOW YOU WITH ELLIOT.

#172

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SOMETHING WONDERFUL IS HAPPENING.

#173

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SOMETHING WONDERFUL IS HAPPENING.

#174

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE BUTTING IN ON MY PATIENT,

#175

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YOU KNOW, OUTSIDE OF YOUR USUAL ARROGANCE AND GOD COMPLEX.

#176

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YOU KNOW, OUTSIDE OF YOUR USUAL ARROGANCE AND GOD COMPLEX.

#177

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT. KISS MY RING.

#178

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT. KISS MY RING.

#179

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HOWEVER, IF YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT WHY I'M "BUTTING IN,"

#180

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HOWEVER, IF YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT WHY I'M "BUTTING IN,"

#181

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IT'S BECAUSE YOUR YOUNG PATIENT LINDSAY HERE,

#182

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WHEN SHE WAS 10 YEARS OLD,

#183

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WHEN SHE WAS 10 YEARS OLD,

#184

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I'M THE ONE WHO DIAGNOSED HER WITH EPILEPSY.

#185

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AND NOW THAT HER MEDICATION IS NO LONGER CONTROLLING HER SEIZURES,

#186

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AND NOW THAT HER MEDICATION IS NO LONGER CONTROLLING HER SEIZURES,

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I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

#188

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BESIDES, OVER THE YEARS, LINDSAY AND I HAVE DEVELOPED QUITE A RAPPORT.

#189

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BESIDES, OVER THE YEARS, LINDSAY AND I HAVE DEVELOPED QUITE A RAPPORT.

#190

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HEY. LINDSAY.

#191

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COX: WHAT'S UP, GIRLFRIEND?

#192

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COX: WHAT'S UP, GIRLFRIEND?

#193

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SEE?

#194

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RAPPORT.

#195

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RAPPORT.

#196

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AAAHH!

#197

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AAAHH!

#198

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THE DAMN JANITOR WAXED THE COUNTER!

#199

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GIVE ME THAT PHONE.

#200

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GIVE ME THAT PHONE.

#201

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IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS.

#202

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IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS.

#203

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I KNOW.

#204

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HERE.

#205

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HERE.

#206

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(HEAVENLY CHOIR AND HARP MUSIC)

#207

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(HEAVENLY CHOIR AND HARP MUSIC)

#208

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IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

#209

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UH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT IT ON TODAY, B-BUT--

#210

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UH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT IT ON TODAY, B-BUT--

#211

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HEY, WE'RE KINDA IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE!

#212

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HEY, WE'RE KINDA IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE!

#213

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THIS'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND.

#214

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(ZIPPER ZIPS)

#215

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NICE, HUH?

#216

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WHO GETS A TATTOO OF A MOP?

#217

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CAN I GET UP? MY BUTT IS ASLEEP.

#218

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CAN I GET UP? MY BUTT IS ASLEEP.

#219

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NO!

#220

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TURK...YOU KNOW HOW I WAS SO UPSET

#221

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TURK...YOU KNOW HOW I WAS SO UPSET

#222

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BECAUSE YOU STARTED CALLING YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND?

#223

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I JUST COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HOW A MARRIED PERSON COULD SLIP UP LIKE THAT.

#224

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I JUST COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HOW A MARRIED PERSON COULD SLIP UP LIKE THAT.

#225

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NOW I DO.

#226

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NOW I DO.

#227

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I'M SO SORRY.

#228

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ME, TOO, BUDDY.

#229

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ME, TOO, BUDDY.

#230

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GUYS...AS INSANE AS THIS MAY SOUND,

#231

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I'M ACTUALLY GONNA BE OK WITH THIS.

#232

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I'M ACTUALLY GONNA BE OK WITH THIS.

#233

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JUST DO ME A FAVOR. NO MORE APOLOGIES.

#234

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JUST DO ME A FAVOR. NO MORE APOLOGIES.

#235

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AND NO MORE EXPLANATIONS.

#236

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AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HONEY,

#237

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NO MORE GIRL-ON-GIRL KISSING DEMONSTRATIONS.

#238

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NO MORE GIRL-ON-GIRL KISSING DEMONSTRATIONS.

#239

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SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAS HAPPENED.

#240

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SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAS HAPPENED.

#241

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I'LL TELL YOU WHY LINDSAY'S SEIZURES ARE BACK.

#242

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I'LL TELL YOU WHY LINDSAY'S SEIZURES ARE BACK.

#243

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HER BLOOD WORK SHOWS HER DILANTIN IS AT ZERO.

#244

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SHE'S NOT TAKIN' HER MEDICINE.

#245

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SHE'S NOT TAKIN' HER MEDICINE.

#246

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WHAT?! I'M GONNA GIVE THAT GIRL A SERIOUS TALKING TO.

#247

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WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, DR. COX, MAYBE I SHOULD TALK TO HER.

#248

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WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, DR. COX, MAYBE I SHOULD TALK TO HER.

#249

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WITH NO DUE RESPECT WHATSOEVER, WHY?

#250

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WITH NO DUE RESPECT WHATSOEVER, WHY?

#251

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WELL, SHE'S A TEENAGE GIRL. THAT'S AN AWKWARD TIME.

#252

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WELL, SHE'S A TEENAGE GIRL. THAT'S AN AWKWARD TIME.

#253

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YOU KNOW, YOUR BREASTS ARE GROWING...

#254

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NOT ALWAYS SYMMETRICALLY.

#255

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NOT ALWAYS SYMMETRICALLY.

#256

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UM, YOU LIKE BOYS.

#257

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MAYBE ONE GIVES YOU A RIDE HOME.

#258

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YOU THINK SOMETHING'S GONNA HAPPEN,

#259

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BUT IT DOESN'T, AND THAT JUST MAKES IT

#260

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BUT IT DOESN'T, AND THAT JUST MAKES IT

#261

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OFFICIAL THAT YOU'RE A LOPSIDED FREAK!

#262

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HAPPY ENDING, THOUGH-- LEFTY CAUGHT UP IN COLLEGE.

#263

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HAPPY ENDING, THOUGH-- LEFTY CAUGHT UP IN COLLEGE.

#264

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BARBIE!

#265

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I HAVE A FINITE AMOUNT OF BRAIN SPACE,

#266

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I HAVE A FINITE AMOUNT OF BRAIN SPACE,

#267

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AND YOUR INSPIRING STORY

#268

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OF THE LITTLE BREAST WHO COULDN'T

#269

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OF THE LITTLE BREAST WHO COULDN'T

#270

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JUST PUSHED OUT MY MEMORY

#271

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OF THE 1980 OLYMPIC HOCKEY TEAM'S VICTORY AT LAKE PLACID.

#272

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OF THE 1980 OLYMPIC HOCKEY TEAM'S VICTORY AT LAKE PLACID.

#273

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MIRACLE ON ICE...

#274

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(WHISTLES) GONE.

#275

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(WHISTLES) GONE.

#276

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LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY.

#277

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I KNOW ALL ABOUT WHAT IT'S LIKE

#278

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I KNOW ALL ABOUT WHAT IT'S LIKE

#279

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TO BE A TEENAGE GIRL. WAH, WAH, WAH.

#280

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OF COURSE, I NEVER HAD TO TRY TO CONVINCE MY MOTHER

#281

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OF COURSE, I NEVER HAD TO TRY TO CONVINCE MY MOTHER

#282

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THAT I SURE WOULD'VE LIKED A NAVAL RING.

#283

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THAT I SURE WOULD'VE LIKED A NAVAL RING.

#284

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OH, WELL, WE WERE ALL GOING TO JAMAICA, AND MY FRIEND SUSIE--

#285

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(MAKING ELECTRONIC HUMMING NOISE)

#286

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(MAKING ELECTRONIC HUMMING NOISE)

#287

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(CONTINUES SOUNDS)

#288

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BRAIN SPACE.

#289

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TURK. YOU'VE BEEN SO AWESOME,

#290

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TURK. YOU'VE BEEN SO AWESOME,

#291

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BUT WE STILL NEED YOU TO KNOW

#292

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HOW INNOCENT THE KISS WAS.

#293

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GUYS, IT'S COOL. DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.

#294

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GUYS, IT'S COOL. DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.

#295

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JUST WATCH, BUDDY.

#296

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SEE?

#297

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CARLA: MMM!

#298

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AAH!

#299

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GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WOMAN!

#300

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GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WOMAN!

#301

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(SIGHS)

#302

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(SIGHS)

#303

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OHHH!

#304

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I THINK YOU SEPARATED MY SHOULDER.

#305

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I THINK YOU SEPARATED MY SHOULDER.

#306

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THE PAIN IS EXCRUCIATING.

#307

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WHAAAAT?

#308

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LOOKING GOOD, JANITOR.

#309

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WELL, THANK YOU, PETITE LADY.

#310

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WELL, THANK YOU, PETITE LADY.

#311

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WOW! THAT COLOR REALLY BRINGS OUT YOUR PACKAGE.

#312

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WOW! THAT COLOR REALLY BRINGS OUT YOUR PACKAGE.

#313

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THANK YOU... SUPPOSEDLY STRAIGHT SURGEON.

#314

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IT'S A GOOD DAY.

#315

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IT'S A GOOD DAY.

#316

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HEY, BUDDY!

#317

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THAT'S A GREAT SUIT!

#318

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THAT'S A GREAT SUIT!

#319

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HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

#320

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DON'T BUST THE NEW UNI.

#321

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HA HA HA! LITTLE BOY BLUE!

#322

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HA HA HA! LITTLE BOY BLUE!

#323

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BLOW YOUR HORN.

#324

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HE DIDN'T STOP.

#325

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HE DIDN'T STOP.

#326

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STOP.

#327

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THIS HALLWAY'S CLOSED.

#328

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YOU HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER WAY AROUND.

#329

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YOU HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER WAY AROUND.

#330

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WHATEVER. YOU GOT SOMETHIN' HERE, THOUGH.

#331

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WHAT? RRANHH-OH!

#332

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(CHUCKLES) WHAT'S THAT?

#333

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(CHUCKLES) WHAT'S THAT?

#334

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I DON'T KNOW. YOU LOOK SO CUTE IN YOUR LITTLE BLUE OUTFIT,

#335

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I WANTED TO GIVE YOU A TICKLE.

#336

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I WANTED TO GIVE YOU A TICKLE.

#337

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UH-OH!

#338

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ALL RIGHT, WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON?

#339

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ALL RIGHT, WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON?

#340

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FEEL FREE TO TAKE NOTES.

#341

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FEEL FREE TO TAKE NOTES.

#342

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ALL RIGHT THERE, BLOSSOM. HERE'S THE HOT GOSSIP.

#343

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YOU'RE HAVING SEIZURES AGAIN

#344

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YOU'RE HAVING SEIZURES AGAIN

#345

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BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT TAKING YOUR MEDICATION. IF THIS

#346

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CONTINUES, YOU WILL BE DEAD.

#347

⇓

CONTINUES, YOU WILL BE DEAD.

#348

⇓

AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE "OH, MY GOD, IF I DON'T GET INVITED

#349

⇓

TO THE PROM, I'M GOING TO DIE" TYPE OF DEAD.

#350

⇓

TO THE PROM, I'M GOING TO DIE" TYPE OF DEAD.

#351

⇓

I'M TALKING DEAD DEAD. IS THAT

#352

⇓

CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU? BECAUSE IF IT'S NOT, I...

#353

⇓

CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU? BECAUSE IF IT'S NOT, I...

#354

⇓

COULD, OF COURSE, TEXT YOU ON MY BLACKBERRY

#355

⇓

OR MY BLUEBERRY OR MY CHUCK BERRY,

#356

⇓

OR MY BLUEBERRY OR MY CHUCK BERRY,

#357

⇓

ALTHOUGH TECHNICALLY, CHUCK BERRY IS A BLACKBERRY.

#358

⇓

THE POINT IS, YOU GOTTA STOP WASTING EVERYBODY'S TIME

#359

⇓

THE POINT IS, YOU GOTTA STOP WASTING EVERYBODY'S TIME

#360

⇓

AND GROW UP. IS THAT CLEAR TO YOU, SWEETHEART?

#361

⇓

YES, DR. COX.

#362

⇓

YES, DR. COX.

#363

⇓

THATAGIRL.

#364

⇓

BARBIE? FEEL FREE TO KISS MY RING

#365

⇓

BARBIE? FEEL FREE TO KISS MY RING

#366

⇓

J.D. THINKING: IT'S NICE WHEN THINGS GET BACK TO NORMAL.

#367

⇓

J.D. THINKING: IT'S NICE WHEN THINGS GET BACK TO NORMAL.

#368

⇓

HEY, GUYS.

#369

⇓

HEY, CARLA. HEY.

#370

⇓

YOU GOTTA TRY THESE SWEET POTATO FRIES.

#371

⇓

YOU GOTTA TRY THESE SWEET POTATO FRIES.

#372

⇓

THEY'RE AMAZING.

#373

⇓

PUT SOME KETCHUP ON IT. YOU GOT IT.

#374

⇓

(SULTRY, SEXY MUSIC PLAYS)

#375

⇓

(SULTRY, SEXY MUSIC PLAYS)

#376

⇓

AAHH!

#377

⇓

J.D. NARRATING: LIKE I SAID BEFORE,

#378

⇓

J.D. NARRATING: LIKE I SAID BEFORE,

#379

⇓

SMALL THINGS CAN KNOCK YOU ON YOUR ASS.

#380

⇓

WHETHER IT'S REALIZING

#381

⇓

WHETHER IT'S REALIZING

#382

⇓

THAT NOBODY'S AFRAID OF YOU ANYMORE...

#383

⇓

GOOD LORD!

#384

⇓

OR FINDING OUT THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA

#385

⇓

OR FINDING OUT THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA

#386

⇓

HOW TO DEAL WITH A TEENAGE GIRL.

#387

⇓

NICE WORK.

#388

⇓

THE IMPORTANT THING IS TO NOT MAKE A SCENE IN THE CAFETERIA.

#389

⇓

WANT ANOTHER ONE?

#390

⇓

WANT ANOTHER ONE?

#391

⇓

AAH! TURK!

#392

⇓

WHAT?!

#393

⇓

WHAT? WERE YOU GONNA EAT THAT?

#394

⇓

HOW ABOUT THIS-- LET'S ALL HAVE FRIES, HUH? LET'S ALL

#395

⇓

HOW ABOUT THIS-- LET'S ALL HAVE FRIES, HUH? LET'S ALL

#396

⇓

HAVE FRIES!

#397

⇓

HAVE FRIES!

#398

⇓

YOU WANT FRIES?! TURK, YOU SAID YOU WERE OK!

#399

⇓

MY FRIES!

#400

⇓

MY FRIES!

#401

⇓

WELL, APPARENTLY I'M NOT OK,

#402

⇓

AM I, CARLA? APPARENTLY, I'M NOT!

#403

⇓

AM I, CARLA? APPARENTLY, I'M NOT!

#404

⇓

YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE KISSES JUST DON'T

#405

⇓

HAPPEN. THEY DON'T.

#406

⇓

NOW, THIS IS SOMEBODY'S FAULT, AND I WANNA KNOW WHOSE.

#407

⇓

NOW, THIS IS SOMEBODY'S FAULT, AND I WANNA KNOW WHOSE.

#408

⇓

TURK: HUH?

#409

⇓

TURK: HUH?

#410

⇓

FORGET FRIES!

#411

⇓

ADMITTEDLY, I LOST MY COOL HERE.

#412

⇓

NO, TURK, IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. NO! WHY WOULD YOU--

#413

⇓

I'M SORRY...

#415

⇓

BUT THE ONLY WAY I'M GONNA HAVE CLOSURE HERE

#416

⇓

IS IF I CAN BLAME ONE OF YOU GUYS.

#417

⇓

IS IF I CAN BLAME ONE OF YOU GUYS.

#418

⇓

I JUST GOTTA FIGURE OUT

#419

⇓

WHO.

#420

⇓

ALL RIGHT, THIS'LL ALL BE FINE. YOU KNOW TURK.

#421

⇓

ALL RIGHT, THIS'LL ALL BE FINE. YOU KNOW TURK.

#422

⇓

I MEAN...

#423

⇓

WHOMEVER HE BLAMES WILL GET

#424

⇓

THE SILENT TREATMENT FOR A COUPLE DAYS,

#425

⇓

THE SILENT TREATMENT FOR A COUPLE DAYS,

#426

⇓

THEN HE'LL MAKE SNARKY COMMENTS FOR A FEW MONTHS,

#427

⇓

AND THEN SOONER OR LATER, HE'LL BE LAUGHING

#428

⇓

AND THEN SOONER OR LATER, HE'LL BE LAUGHING

#429

⇓

ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. IT'S JUST LIKE THE TIME

#430

⇓

I SLEPT WITH HIS FAMILY'S CLEANING LADY.

#431

⇓

I SLEPT WITH HIS FAMILY'S CLEANING LADY.

#432

⇓

OHH! YOU SLEPT WITH TOONIE?

#433

⇓

I WAS STAYING IN THEIR GUEST ROOM,

#434

⇓

AND SHE WAS BUFFING THE NIGHTSTAND,

#435

⇓

AND SHE WAS BUFFING THE NIGHTSTAND,

#436

⇓

AND SHE JUST KEPT ON BUFFIN'. BUT, HEY,

#437

⇓

THANKS FOR TAKIN' THE HIT ON THIS ONE. ME?!

#438

⇓

THANKS FOR TAKIN' THE HIT ON THIS ONE. ME?!

#439

⇓

NUH-UH. NUH-UH. YOU'RE HIS BEST FRIEND.

#440

⇓

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY, "I'M SORRY,"

#441

⇓

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY, "I'M SORRY,"

#442

⇓

HIGH-FIVE HIM, AND GO, "AAAHHH!"

#443

⇓

BUT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HAVE SEX WITH HIM, AND HE'LL FORGIVE YOU.

#444

⇓

BUT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HAVE SEX WITH HIM, AND HE'LL FORGIVE YOU.

#445

⇓

IF I HAVE SEX WITH HIM, HE'LL PROBABLY END UPMADDER. YOU KNOW WHAT?

#446

⇓

LET'S NOT PLAY INTO HIS BLAME GAME.

#447

⇓

LET'S NOT PLAY INTO HIS BLAME GAME.

#448

⇓

AGREED.

#449

⇓

TURK, SHE WAS POURIN' DRINKS INTO ME,

#450

⇓

TURK, SHE WAS POURIN' DRINKS INTO ME,

#451

⇓

AND SHE KNOWS I PUT OUT WHEN I'M DRUNK.

#452

⇓

HE TOOK ME TO A BAR.

#453

⇓

AAAHHH!

#454

⇓

AAAHHH!

#455

⇓

I DIDN'T ASK HIM TO WALK ME HOME!

#456

⇓

I DIDN'T ASK HIM TO WALK ME HOME!

#457

⇓

I'M TELLIN' YOU, DUDE, SHE WAS ALL OVER ME

#458

⇓

I'M TELLIN' YOU, DUDE, SHE WAS ALL OVER ME

#459

⇓

LIKE ANTS ON CANDY.

#460

⇓

YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKIN' TO TURK, DON'T YOU?

#461

⇓

YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKIN' TO TURK, DON'T YOU?

#462

⇓

HE HATES YOU.

#463

⇓

LOOK, LINDSAY, I'M...REAL SORRY

#464

⇓

LOOK, LINDSAY, I'M...REAL SORRY

#465

⇓

IF I UPSET YOU BEFORE. I TRULY AM.

#466

⇓

I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE ASKED YOU WHY YOU STOPPED TAKING YOUR

#467

⇓

I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE ASKED YOU WHY YOU STOPPED TAKING YOUR

#468

⇓

MEDICATION, AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I WAS...

#469

⇓

MEDICATION, AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I WAS...

#470

⇓

I WAS HOPING YOU'D BE ABLE TO GIVE ME

#471

⇓

THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

#472

⇓

THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

#473

⇓

SOOOO...LINDSO...

#474

⇓

SOOOO...LINDSO...

#475

⇓

(CHUCKLES) IT MUST BE KINDA COOL

#476

⇓

(CHUCKLES) IT MUST BE KINDA COOL

#477

⇓

HAVING THE SAME NAME AS THAT LINDSAY LOHAN.

#478

⇓

GOSH, SH-- SHE'S SUPERCOOL.

#479

⇓

GOSH, SH-- SHE'S SUPERCOOL.

#480

⇓

JUST BETWEEN YOU, ME AND THE I.V.,

#481

⇓

I GUESS I'VE PROBABLY SEEN

#482

⇓

I GUESS I'VE PROBABLY SEEN

#483

⇓

CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN,

#484

⇓

OH, I DON'T KNOW, 3, 4...5, 6... 7, 8, 9 TIMES.

#485

⇓

OH, I DON'T KNOW, 3, 4...5, 6... 7, 8, 9 TIMES.

#486

⇓

(CHUCKLES) WHAT A FILM.

#487

⇓

(CHUCKLES) WHAT A FILM.

#488

⇓

WHOO!

#489

⇓

THAT GIRL... THAT GIRL IS A ROBOT.

#490

⇓

I SPENT 3 HOURS IN THERE AND GOT GOOSE EGG.

#491

⇓

I SPENT 3 HOURS IN THERE AND GOT GOOSE EGG.

#492

⇓

IT'S SO ODD THAT SHE DIDN'T RESPOND TO YOU

#493

⇓

BECAUSE YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT TEENAGE GIRLS.

#494

⇓

BECAUSE YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT TEENAGE GIRLS.

#495

⇓

ALL RIGHT, LOOK. BARBIE... HMM.

#496

⇓

ALL RIGHT, LOOK. BARBIE... HMM.

#497

⇓

I'M ABOUT TO SAY 4 WORDS

#498

⇓

THAT I'VE NEVER SAID TO YOU BEFORE,

#499

⇓

THAT I'LL NEVER SAY AGAIN.

#500

⇓

THAT I'LL NEVER SAY AGAIN.

#501

⇓

(WHISTLES) GO ON, GET OUTTA HERE.

#502

⇓

(WHISTLES) GO ON, GET OUTTA HERE.

#503

⇓

I NEED...YOUR HELP.

#504

⇓

I NEED...YOUR HELP.

#505

⇓

FINE. BUT I HAVE 3 RULES.

#506

⇓

ONE--WHEN WE'RE IN THE ROOM, YOU SAY NOTHING.

#507

⇓

ONE--WHEN WE'RE IN THE ROOM, YOU SAY NOTHING.

#508

⇓

2--I GET TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ABOUT YOU.

#509

⇓

AND 3--IF YOU BREAK RULE ONE OR 2, I GET TO BOING YOUR CURLS.

#510

⇓

AND 3--IF YOU BREAK RULE ONE OR 2, I GET TO BOING YOUR CURLS.

#511

⇓

WHAT THE HELL DOES "BOING" MEAN?

#512

⇓

WHAT THE HELL DOES "BOING" MEAN?

#513

⇓

# BOING #

#514

⇓

# BOING #

#515

⇓

OH, GOD, THIS IS GONNA KILL ME.

#516

⇓

(THINKING) ALL RIGHT, JUST PUT ON YOUR MEAN FACE,

#517

⇓

AND ORDER SHALL BE RESTORED.

#518

⇓

AND ORDER SHALL BE RESTORED.

#519

⇓

YEAH, HI. NUT.

#520

⇓

YEAH, HI. NUT.

#521

⇓

WHAT?! DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.

#522

⇓

YEAH, YEAH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

#523

⇓

YEAH, YEAH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

#524

⇓

YOU GAVE ME A CURSED UNIFORM.

#525

⇓

YOU GAVE ME A CURSED UNIFORM.

#526

⇓

HA HA! IT'S NOT CURSED.

#527

⇓

IT'S SIMPLY PSYCHOLOGY.

#528

⇓

IT'S SIMPLY PSYCHOLOGY.

#529

⇓

I CHOSE ROBIN'S-EGG BLUE

#530

⇓

BECAUSE IT HAS A CALMING EFFECT ON PEOPLE

#531

⇓

AND I KNEW IT WOULD BE THE THORN IN YOUR PAW.

#532

⇓

AND I KNEW IT WOULD BE THE THORN IN YOUR PAW.

#533

⇓

OTHER COLORS EVOKE DIFFERENT REACTIONS.

#534

⇓

OTHER COLORS EVOKE DIFFERENT REACTIONS.

#535

⇓

FOR EXAMPLE, BRIGHT ORANGE

#536

⇓

HAS BEEN FOUND TO PROVOKE HOSTILITY.

#537

⇓

HAS BEEN FOUND TO PROVOKE HOSTILITY.

#538

⇓

DR. KELSO, I WANT TO THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE TIE.

#539

⇓

DR. KELSO, I WANT TO THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE TIE.

#540

⇓

FIST FIVE!

#541

⇓

(SNAPS FINGERS)

#542

⇓

OWWW!

#543

⇓

OWWW!

#544

⇓

THAT'S THE THIRD TIME TODAY!

#545

⇓

(WHOP)

#546

⇓

OHHH...PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO TO THIS BANQUET TONIGHT.

#548

⇓

JORDAN, THIS AWARD CAME FROM MY INTERNS

#549

⇓

JORDAN, THIS AWARD CAME FROM MY INTERNS

#550

⇓

SO I THINK THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS SHOW UP AND SUPPORT ME.

#551

⇓

SO I THINK THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS SHOW UP AND SUPPORT ME.

#552

⇓

(SPEAKING INARTICULATELY)

#553

⇓

J.D. NARRATING: AND JUST LIKE THAT, IT WAS TIME

#555

⇓

FOR THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.

#556

⇓

HEY, TURK. HEY, TURK.

#557

⇓

HEY, TURK. HEY, TURK.

#558

⇓

WHAT'S UP, J.D.?

#559

⇓

THE SILENT TREATMENT.

#560

⇓

THE SILENT TREATMENT.

#561

⇓

(THINKING) BE GRACIOUS.

#562

⇓

I GOT 3 WORDS FOR YA--

#563

⇓

"SUCKS TO BE..." ADDING A FOURTH-- "YOU."

#564

⇓

"SUCKS TO BE..." ADDING A FOURTH-- "YOU."

#565

⇓

J.D. NARRATING: AFTER SHARING A QUICK VICTORY DANCE

#566

⇓

WITH ROLAND, THE HEAVY-SET ORDERLY,

#567

⇓

WITH ROLAND, THE HEAVY-SET ORDERLY,

#568

⇓

WHO, COINCIDENTALLY, WAS MY VICTORY DANCER COACH...

#569

⇓

POP THE HIPS. OK.

#570

⇓

POP THE HIPS. OK.

#571

⇓

POP THE HIPS, J.D. THERE IT IS.

#572

⇓

THANKS, ROLAND. ONE DAY I'LL GET IT.

#573

⇓

I DOUBT IT.

#574

⇓

I DOUBT IT.

#575

⇓

(NARRATING) ...I GOT TO THINKING ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS...

#576

⇓

ABOUT HOW PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE...

#577

⇓

ABOUT HOW PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE...

#578

⇓

HAVE KIDS...

#579

⇓

GROW OLD TOGETHER...

#580

⇓

GROW OLD TOGETHER...

#581

⇓

AND SAY GOOD-BYE.

#582

⇓

AND SAY GOOD-BYE.

#583

⇓

AND THEN, FOR SOME REASON, I THOUGHT ABOUT THE CIRCUS.

#584

⇓

AND THEN, FOR SOME REASON, I THOUGHT ABOUT THE CIRCUS.

#585

⇓

BUT THEN I WAS BACK ON RELATIONSHIPS.

#586

⇓

BUT THEN I WAS BACK ON RELATIONSHIPS.

#587

⇓

BACK TO YOUR ROOM, MR. JOHNSON.

#588

⇓

YOU GOT ONE VENTRICLE.

#589

⇓

YOU GOT ONE VENTRICLE.

#590

⇓

(NARRATING) AND I COULDN'T HELP THINKING

#591

⇓

THAT MAYBE IT WASN'T LUCK THAT MADE RELATIONSHIPS LAST.

#592

⇓

THAT MAYBE IT WASN'T LUCK THAT MADE RELATIONSHIPS LAST.

#593

⇓

MAYBE IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF WHO TAKES FEWER HITS.

#594

⇓

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO ME.

#595

⇓

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO ME.

#596

⇓

JUST WAVE IF YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME A RIDE HOME.

#597

⇓

(NARRATING) AND I REALIZED I SHOULD'VE BEEN THE ONE

#598

⇓

TO TAKE THAT HIT, NOT CARLA.

#599

⇓

TO TAKE THAT HIT, NOT CARLA.

#600

⇓

HEY, LINDSAY.

#601

⇓

OH. DON'T WORRY. HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO TALK.

#602

⇓

IS THAT TRUE?

#603

⇓

YOU MAY NOD.

#604

⇓

UH-HUH.

#605

⇓

MM-MMM. MM-MMM.

#606

⇓

MM-MMM. MM-MMM.

#607

⇓

YOU KNOW, LINDSAY,

#608

⇓

WHEN I WAS 15, I CUT MY OWN BANGS.

#609

⇓

WHEN I WAS 15, I CUT MY OWN BANGS.

#610

⇓

OH, THAT'S RIGHT, PERCIVAL,

#611

⇓

IT'S A HIGH SCHOOL HAIR STORY.

#612

⇓

IT'S A HIGH SCHOOL HAIR STORY.

#613

⇓

OHH...

#614

⇓

HMM. ANYWAY,

#615

⇓

HMM. ANYWAY,

#616

⇓

JUDY KEENAN TOLD ME THAT SHE WOULD ALSO CUT HER HAIR OFF.

#617

⇓

IT WAS LIKE A SUICIDE PACT, ONLY WITH BANGS.

#618

⇓

IT WAS LIKE A SUICIDE PACT, ONLY WITH BANGS.

#619

⇓

I CUT OFF MY HAIR, AND OF COURSE, SHE BACKED OUT.

#620

⇓

I CUT OFF MY HAIR, AND OF COURSE, SHE BACKED OUT.

#621

⇓

BUT EVEN THOUGH MY BANGS LOOKED HORRIBLE,

#622

⇓

I KEPT THEM THAT WAY, MOSTLY BECAUSE THOSE STUPID BANGS

#623

⇓

I KEPT THEM THAT WAY, MOSTLY BECAUSE THOSE STUPID BANGS

#624

⇓

WERE THE ONLY THING IN MY LIFE THAT I FELT I HAD CONTROL OVER.

#625

⇓

WERE THE ONLY THING IN MY LIFE THAT I FELT I HAD CONTROL OVER.

#626

⇓

YOU KNOW?

#627

⇓

I'M SO TIRED OF EVERYONE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO--

#628

⇓

I'M SO TIRED OF EVERYONE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO--

#629

⇓

WHEN TO BE HOME, WHAT TO WEAR, WHEN TO TAKE MY MEDICINE.

#630

⇓

WHEN TO BE HOME, WHAT TO WEAR, WHEN TO TAKE MY MEDICINE.

#631

⇓

I MEAN, I'M THE ONE WHO'S SICK. RIGHT?

#632

⇓

I CAN HANDLE MY OWN LIFE.

#633

⇓

I CAN HANDLE MY OWN LIFE.

#634

⇓

HOW ABOUT I TELL YOUR PARENTS THAT FROM NOW ON

#635

⇓

THE PRESCRIPTIONS FOR YOUR MEDICINE WILL BE GIVEN DIRECTLY TO YOU.

#636

⇓

THE PRESCRIPTIONS FOR YOUR MEDICINE WILL BE GIVEN DIRECTLY TO YOU.

#637

⇓

YOU'LL BE IN CHARGE OF GETTING YOUR DILANTIN,

#638

⇓

TAKING IT...EVERYTHING.

#639

⇓

TAKING IT...EVERYTHING.

#640

⇓

THANK YOU.

#641

⇓

GREAT.

#642

⇓

GREAT.

#643

⇓

I DON'T HAVE A RING BUT YOU CAN KISS MY ASS.

#644

⇓

I DON'T HAVE A RING BUT YOU CAN KISS MY ASS.

#645

⇓

FEARED IN GRAY...

#646

⇓

BEAUTIFUL IN BLUE.

#647

⇓

BEAUTIFUL IN BLUE.

#648

⇓

FEARED IN GRAY...

#649

⇓

BEAUTIFUL IN BLUE.

#650

⇓

BEAUTIFUL IN BLUE.

#651

⇓

I'M GONNA GRAB A FRY... SOME KETCHUP.

#652

⇓

I'M GONNA GRAB A FRY... SOME KETCHUP.

#653

⇓

AHH. IT'S COLD.

#654

⇓

THAT'S IT.

#655

⇓

(ZIPPER ZIPS)

#656

⇓

(ZIPPER ZIPS)

#657

⇓

I'M BACK.

#658

⇓

THAT WAS WEIRD.

#659

⇓

MMMHH!

#660

⇓

NO. THAT WAS WEIRD.

#661

⇓

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

#662

⇓

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

#663

⇓

THAT'S ALL IT WAS.

#664

⇓

AND IF YOU STILL NEED SOMEONE TO BLAME,

#665

⇓

WHY DON'T YOU TRY BLAMING YOURSELF?

#666

⇓

WHY DON'T YOU TRY BLAMING YOURSELF?

#667

⇓

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. IT'S MY FAULT YOU KISSED MY WIFE.

#668

⇓

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. IT'S MY FAULT YOU KISSED MY WIFE.

#669

⇓

HEE-YAH! WAHH-HAH!

#670

⇓

HEE-YAH! WAHH-HAH!

#671

⇓

OH, MAN! I'M GOIN' HOME.

#672

⇓

DUDE, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKIN' TO?

#673

⇓

DUDE, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKIN' TO?

#674

⇓

YOU THINK YOU'RE THE WORLD'S GREATEST HUSBAND?

#675

⇓

PLEASE. I WAS THERE WHEN YOU WERE FLIRTING

#676

⇓

WITH YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND AND NEGLECTED TO TELL HER YOU WERE MARRIED.

#677

⇓

WITH YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND AND NEGLECTED TO TELL HER YOU WERE MARRIED.

#678

⇓

I WAS THERE WHEN YOU TRIED TO HOOK UP WITH THAT WAITRESS

#679

⇓

THE DAY BEFORE YOU GOT ENGAGED.

#680

⇓

THE DAY BEFORE YOU GOT ENGAGED.

#681

⇓

AND I WAS DEFINITELY THERE WHEN YOU HOOKED UP

#682

⇓

WITH THAT NASTY-ASS STRIPPER AT BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES.

#683

⇓

WITH THAT NASTY-ASS STRIPPER AT BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES.

#684

⇓

THAT WASN'T ME. THAT WAS YOU.

#685

⇓

I KNOW, BUT I TOLD HER MY NAME WAS TURK.

#686

⇓

I KNOW, BUT I TOLD HER MY NAME WAS TURK.

#687

⇓

LOOK, THE POINT IS, THINK OF THE MILLIONS OF TIMES

#688

⇓

YOU'VE CHOSEN NOT TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR WIFE

#689

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YOU'VE CHOSEN NOT TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR WIFE

#690

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'CAUSE YOU WERE TRYIN' TO HANG OUT WITH ME.

#691

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YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT'S TIME

#692

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YOU STARTED ACTING LIKE A REAL HUSBAND

#693

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YOU STARTED ACTING LIKE A REAL HUSBAND

#694

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INSTEAD OF ACTIN' LIKE SOME SORT OF CRAZY...

#695

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COWBOY.

#696

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A COWBOY? I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST CAME TO ME.

#697

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YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT, TURK.

#698

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YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT, TURK.

#699

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WHEN YOUR PRIDE'S AT STAKE, YOU CAN'T HELP BUT HAVE QUESTIONS.

#700

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WHEN YOUR PRIDE'S AT STAKE, YOU CAN'T HELP BUT HAVE QUESTIONS.

#701

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JUST TELL ME. HOW DID YOU KNOW

#702

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WHAT WAS BOTHERING HER? TELL ME NOW

#703

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WHAT WAS BOTHERING HER? TELL ME NOW

#704

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SO THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ANYMORE.

#705

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EVER.

#706

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(SIGHS) HOW IS IT THAT NO MAN UNDERSTANDS

#707

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(SIGHS) HOW IS IT THAT NO MAN UNDERSTANDS

#708

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THAT EVERY WOMAN, WHETHER SHE'S 16 OR 60,

#709

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STILL HAS THAT AWKWARD, INSECURE,

#710

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STILL HAS THAT AWKWARD, INSECURE,

#711

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SELF-CONSCIOUS TEENAGE GIRL INSIDE OF HER?

#712

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SELF-CONSCIOUS TEENAGE GIRL INSIDE OF HER?

#713

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A LOT OF TIMES, THE ANSWER IS ABOUT SACRIFICE.

#714

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HEY.

#715

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HEY.

#716

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LOOK, I WAS THINKIN' MAYBE...

#717

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MAYBE YOU'D RATHER JUST STAY IN TONIGHT...

#718

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MAYBE YOU'D RATHER JUST STAY IN TONIGHT...

#719

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YOU KNOW, HAVE SOME PIZZA, WATCH...

#720

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WATCH SOME MOVIES. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

#721

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WATCH SOME MOVIES. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

#722

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ARE YOU...ARE YOU TRYIN' TO SMILE?

#723

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ARE YOU...ARE YOU TRYIN' TO SMILE?

#724

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YOU'RE SO DAMN CUTE.

#725

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YOU'RE SO DAMN CUTE.

#726

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SOMETIMES SACRIFICE IS ONLY WEARING YOUR NEW UNI WHEN YOU'RE NOT AT WORK.

#727

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SOMETIMES SACRIFICE IS ONLY WEARING YOUR NEW UNI WHEN YOU'RE NOT AT WORK.

#728

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OK, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?

#729

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3 BLUE JAYS FLY INTO A BAR.

#730

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3 BLUE JAYS FLY INTO A BAR.

#731

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THEY SAY, "WE JUST WANT TO WET OUR BEAKS."

#732

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HA HA HA!

#733

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NO? SORRY, DAN. YOU TELL ONE.

#734

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OTHER TIMES, IT'S ABOUT SWALLOWING THAT DAMN PRIDE.

#735

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OTHER TIMES, IT'S ABOUT SWALLOWING THAT DAMN PRIDE.

#736

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J.D., WOULD YOU HAND ME THE WINE, PLEASE?

#737

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TURK'S NOT TALKIN' TO ME.

#738

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TURK'S NOT TALKIN' TO ME.

#739

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J.D. NARRATING: BUT ULTIMATELY, BIG OR SMALL,

#740

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SACRIFICE IS ABOUT DOIN' SOMETHING YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO.

#741

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SACRIFICE IS ABOUT DOIN' SOMETHING YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO.

#742

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HEY, GUYS, I KNOW WE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE,

#743

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HEY, GUYS, I KNOW WE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE,

#744

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BUT... I'M MOVIN' OUT.

#745

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REALLY?

#746

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REALLY?

#747

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YEAH. YOU GUYS NEED YOUR SPACE.

#748

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WOW. THANKS, MAN.

#749

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WOW. THANKS, MAN.

#750

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YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME, THOUGH.

#751

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YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME, THOUGH.

#752

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HEY, YOU COULD TURN HIS ROOM INTO A GYM.

#753

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WE AIN'T PUTTIN' NO GYM

#754

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WE AIN'T PUTTIN' NO GYM

#755

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IN MY MEDIA ROOM.

#756

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WHOSE MEDIA ROOM?

#757

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OUR MEDIA ROOM.

#758

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OUR MEDIA ROOM.

#759

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YEAH. YEAH.

#760

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